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2019

23

Apr

Sophie Turner and her One Piece Bikini of the Day

Sophie Turner Jonas of Jonas Brothers fame….or maybe Jonas brother’s fame…I mean Game of Thrones Fame…cuz the majority of people watch that shit and know her from that..while I just sit here keeping tract of the penis that enters the vagina and judge her accordingly…like a white insecure dude finding out his girl has fucked at least one black guy…that always THROWS off the relationship…and is forever in the back of his mind as he tries to fuck her….

I am a firm believer that girls should be judged by the penis they put in them, because the penis they put in them is a direct reflection of how they view themselves…because women, even the sluts, are very selective in who they put in them…..they don’t just put anyone in them…even if it seems like they do….there is some criteria met and through careful analysis you can figure it all out….not that you should waste your time doing that…but to some of us it just comes natural without any thought…so we do it…

Point being, I hate any show with dragons and wizards in it…

I also hate that Sophie Turner only wears ONE Piece bathing suits…like she’s the new Taylor Swift….only less disgusting….

I just wonder what’s wrong with her body that it is always in a one-piece….maybe it’s a Modest is the Hottest mormon thing…cuz I do remember when the Jonas Bros were virgins with purity rings in the media….back when they dated that bitch from the Twilight Saga….Vampires another thing I don’t fuck with….

I’m assuming she’s got a Tattoo of the Jonas Brothers across her stomach, like the fan girl she is, now living the dream….cuz there’s gotta be something going on there..but what it is…remains a mystery….

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2019

23

Apr

Taylor Swift Avoiding her Cameltoe of the Day

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Taylor Swift, in her attempt to be hot, put on a pair of shorts cuz she knows that she’s got long legs…and long legs are meant to be stared at if you’ve got them….sexualizing herself as she has so many times before…but in public instead of in private as she normally does, where she fills herself or the void in her soul and between her legs with any dudes she can to try to come up with catchy new lyrics for her shitty fucking music that works because society is fucking simplistic and stupid and understands what broken hearts feel like…even if Taylor Swift doesn’t have a heart…she’s some reptilian snake out there tainting all of our lives…

POINT being….

She’s figured out in these years of having exploited herself for her craft…making her hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars basically exploiting the listener without them knowing….that it’s probably wise to cover your cunt when in shorts as you get out of the car for the paparazzi…because when you’ve fucked as much as Taylor…it’s easy to get things…like SHORTS…lost up there…

USE THE PURSE…instead of the VAGINA that is her actual purse since it has made her hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars…because without it…she’d have nothing to write dumb songs I fucking hate…about…

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2019

23

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Still Living of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is still living…or self promoting…in effort to keep her boyfriend, a DJ, interested in the bitch who shat out his kids and who probably annoys the fuck out of him when he’s out there DJing and she’s back at home leaving all the mom duty to her hired help because she’s a model and models aren’t capable of doing anything that invlolves actual effort…they used to think that was weakness from not eating, but as it turns out they are just entitled cunts who rely on their looks and have everything spoon fed to them….even when they get fired from Victoria’s Secret and need to fend for themselves…they still position like they aren’t old, over the hill, or last weeks kitchen garbage…you know THROWN OUT LAST WEEK and still festering….because their egos won’t let them…but I am confident that deep in their souls they know they aren’t shit….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2019

23

Apr

Natalia Udovenko Naked on the Beach With the Vagina Out of the Day

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Natalia Udovenko….is in some META Playboy shoot…where she’s reading a PLAYBOY whilst naked, lip out….like Playboy used to be before the son took over and confusingly decided to make the magazine non nude…even though it generated billions of dollars in revenues starting back in the 1950s as a nude magazine…a totally misguided move that we can assume happened when HEF was having some demential episode…..”You know all these years, this empire I built off naked chicks, let’s reinvent ourselves as some bullshit men’s magazine, in an era where NUDITY IS FUCKING everywhere, let’s be different and CLOTHE THE BITCHES”….insane really…but I guess better than turning it into a gay porn site cuz market research showed that gays love buying porn cuz they don’t have kids to spend their money on….

I know they backtracked and made the move back to nudity, case in point with these pics, but how fucking dumb was that whole thing…right….so fucking dumb that’s how dumb….

I guess when looking at this shoot of Natalia Udovenko…who I know nothing about…you care very little about what I have to say, so I’ll just move along now…

Posted in:Natalia Udovenko

2019

23

Apr

Amber Heard Hard Nipples of the Day

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As much as I despise Amber Heard for being a terrible person who plays victim when she is a manipulative cunt who knew exactly what she was doing….both in seducing Johnny Depp for her own personal gain, because without his marriage, she’d be a girl who did a handful of movies, and now she’s the girl who Johnny Depp stupidly married…status man…it brought her up a tier from d-list to married to A-list…

She also knew what she was doing when she was setting him up to have a freak out, they had been together long enough at that point that she knew how to manipulate him into giving her exactly what she wanted…and since she had the marriage, she wanted the out, where she was a victim….where she filmed him and leaked the footage…a terrible thing to do something like that to someone you love – EVEN if they are abusive, keep it to your damn self, amongst your lawyers…instead she vindictively tried to ruin him…and that shit is fucking evil. She is evil.

I don’t mind that she doesn’t wear a bra though…

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2019

23

Apr

Eugenie Bouchard in a Bikini of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard is Montreal’s own Anna Kournikova, at least that’s what a sports writer told me.

Apparently there was a lot of promise for her to do big things, and in reality she’s done some pretty big things….I mean just being at a Major Tennis Tournament is a big deal…but instead of winning…at least in recent years…she’s most interesting for her bikini pics and social media stunts…

She probably was forced into this shit, had pressure and investment behind her, was never allowed to be her own person, and realizes thanks to social media that just hanging out is way more fun than actually working….

So she’s been in Miami, where I assume she lives and trains..and runs around in a bikini…and we like bikinis so here’s her young athlete doing the hot thing, while not looking like a dude….in a bikini…living…

I think this is a good look for pretty much anyone…even when it’s not…

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2019

23

Apr

Top 10 Biggest Tits of Instagram this Week of the Day

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2019

23

Apr

Miley Cyrus Attention Seeking Tits of the Day

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When you’re feeling down and out, detached, maybe like you’re falling off because people don’t really give you the attenton you were getting when you were on full promotional a few years ago, when making the transition from Disney Star to VAGINA on the internet.

All you need to do is grab your damn titties in your party dress when you’re at an event, to remind people how wild and crazy you are…

To remind them about how down to earth you are, and the whole attending events all dressed up doesn’t make her a lame… She can still be wild…like a teenage GOTH forced to go to a family function..you know feeling all dumb in her dress cuz it goes against all she is…so she does something crazy like kill’s the neighbors cat, or has sex in the bathroom to feel her normal wild self, which in and of itself, is nonsense.

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2019

23

Apr

Barbara Mascia Nude Pics Aren’t Shameless Cuz they are Black and White of the Day

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I REPEAT Barbara Mascia Nude Pics Aren’t Shameless Cuz they are Black and White

If you do NUDE pics….make sure they are in BLACK and WHITE so that you can position them as “ART”.

Otherwise…there’s no difference between you and a CAM GIrl…except that the CAM Girl makes more money than you.

Cuz Cam girls are hustlers who get paid, I have seen them make over 1000 dollars in a 5 minute window…

While instagram models get to promote bullshit for a couple of hundred dollars or even free because they want to be associated with the brand…all in hopes of finding a rich guy to sweep them off their feet….

Ridiculous…

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2019

23

Apr

Bella Hadid New Tits of the Day

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Bella Hadid has always had tits, so these are probably not new tits, but they are pushed up tits and a nice distraction from her rat looking face…

It’s like hide the cheese, this weasel is on it’s way to rummage through the trash that her sister left behind to salvage whatever she can to make a career out of it.

She is not hot, she may be TRANS even, but the face injections just remain confusing as fuck….

What are we even looking at!!!

Is it human? Or is it some photoshop creation that lives on the internet….

I guess only those lucky and elite enough to attend the same parties as her know the truth….