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2019

22

Apr

Suki Waterhouse Got Them Tits Out of the Day

Suki Waterhouse with her tits out because she really wants to be noticed, appreciated…but more importantly…GET WORK.

She’s some rich kid from the UK, who pretended to be a model, despite not being very hot….who had dreams of being an actor and who even dated Brad Cooper when she was 19 or 20, probably where she got herpes, before he left her for an actual model, Russian Model, Irina Shayk who trapped him with her RUSSIAN spy tactics in Manipulating men to get the information they want….

She’s attempted to have an acting career, and likely has an IMDB I am not about to look up….so we can assume this is all part of the marketing efforts.

Boring, but still tit.

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Posted in:SFW|Suki Waterhouse

2019

22

Apr

Sofia Richie New Ass of the Day

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Big news….Kardashian wannabe so hard she started dating the baby daddy of one of the Kardashians…..Sofia Richie….sister of Nicole…actual daughter of Lionel…is a victim of the instagram machine..

We’ve known that she’s altered her face with injections, but everyone is doing that. Go to the grocery store in any semi-major city and you’ll see half the women with face injections.

It’s not just an LA thing, and this one is in LA…it’s actually not even that expensive…so like lipstick..it’s normal and common practice…pretty silly and unnecessary, but dudes buy blow up dolls and fuck blow up dolls so turning yourself into one…may work in your building of your self esteem and really accepting yourself for who you are…

Anyway, LA does have it worse than the rest of the world, the women are real victims of this because they think they need to look a certain way, especially with all that social media pressure….especially this under 25 group.

They are getting LIPO when they aren’t even fat to have more of a waist and a seemingly fatter ass.

That is nuts…

They are getting asses even when they have a fat ass to have more of a fat ass…cuz it looks better in pics..

I’m all for whores being whores who reduce themselves to their looks…and realizing they have nothing more to offer.

But it’s weird…..

So here’s Sofia Richie, basically someone who is going to inherit over 100,000,000 dollars from her dad…doing her best, by getting fake asses instead of doing something good for the world…selfish, self involved, disgusting humans…but usually celeb kids end in suicide or drug overdoses…so I guess in her dad’s eyes she’s doing good cuz she’s not that adopted troll Nicole.

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2019

22

Apr

Em Rat Cow Nipples for Easter of the Day

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I don’t know why Em Rat Cow looks like a Kardashian / Jenner…with a fake ass and fake face in a stupid wig….maybe she’s born with it, or maybe it’s photoshop, or maybe it’s just some non-invasive cosmetic procedures that allow a woman to buy what she thinks looks hot in some cool-scupting, ass injecting form….it’s really the patriarchy to blame you know…we are the ones who make these women so insecure and unable to live with their natural selves that now turn to the needle to improve themselves, or do what they think is improve themselves, when really it’s just making them look like doughy muppet sex dolls…

I made a truce with Rat Cow because she’s a pug friend, and a friend of a pug is a friend of mine, so I won’t go into how her ass didn’t exist in pics of her ass last week, and her ass has not existed for a long time, so having an ass makes zero sense without the logic that applies to all the asses on instagram…

I will focus on the fact that I am from the 80s and 90s…and I love a good themed photoshoot. I like props, I like costumes, I like weirdness.

If it’s EASTER, or any Holiday…I like it….

So let’s just like this Easter Bunny instagram shoot, like we’d like all the low levels who still do their themed shoots to get noticed, as the mainstream seems to have turned its back on the simplicity of a themed shoot.

What’s not to like, half naked bitches and Easter…

Let’s just hope she doesn’t think this is more important than it is, even though she thinks she’s more important than she is.

NIPPLES

Heres the video

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2019

22

Apr

Ellie Goulding Bikini of the Day

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Nothing says Easter Miracle – like Ellie Goulding in a Bikini…right?

I don’t know about you, but as a Canadian, there’s nothing I think of more during Easter Weekend, than the Queen of England…and England is the place that made Ellie Goulding a huge star…despite none of us knowing who she is…which again makes this Easter Miracle…hardly a fucking miracle but rather pop star no one’s really heard of in a bikini….

ANd that’s that.

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Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2019

22

Apr

Joy Corrigan Slutty of the Day

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I don’t even know why I am bothering with Joy Corrigan. She is just some South Florida girl who got on instagram, was able to show off her big fake tits, that’s the reason she bought them, and eventually found herself some rich guys to live off of, and a sense of meaning and importance, like people actually cared about her and thought she had something to offer, like her tits…so like every low level instagram model, her ego got inflated and she ended up in NYC or LA where she is likely pursuing acting or modeling only to really get work back home in florida cuz brands need bikini pics and she’s got that bikini body for the bikini pics….that doesn’t need to be flown or housed anywhere….but that is instead local and can capture their IG content for them.

So if anything, being in Florida was a gift, it allowed her to get “jobs” cuz companies needed bikini pics..while throwing her in NYC made her fade into obscurity…since she’s not that great…

But she’s back, I guess…with a new face…and it’s all so boring…I’ll still post it though cuz I’ve already written a paragraph on it.

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2019

22

Apr

Woman VS Oral Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Cat VS Dogs in TUrkey

Woman with her Slave in Public

Final Destination Shit

Sky Dive Fail…

Angry Elephant

Concrete Bath…

Woma Carrying ARound a Dead Skunk..

Man Biking Down Stairs

Drifting in Uzbekistan

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2019

22

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The easter egg hunt in a hooker’s womb DID not happen this passed weekend.

I can’t afford that kind of shit….

And really anytime you hire a hooker, it is a bit of an easter egg hunt, since you never know what kind of AIDS you’re going to get…

Will it be designer Hollywood AIDS like Charlie Sheen or Magic Johnson, or will it be Key West in the 80s AIDS…or will it just be some kind of rash…..

So no religious experiences were had over the holiest of weekends…No chocolate bunny was inserted in any vaginas in my general location…and I did not convince my wife…MY OWN FUCKING wife to sit on a ham because I know it would fit…despite my convincing argument of “You’re three hundred pounds and you’ve had a few kids with other men like the whore that you are, your vagina is the biggest gnarliest thing around, I call it the evil forest, PLUG I’ve had my whole fucking arm up in you…a ham is only slightly wider…plus who doesn’t like the full stretched out feeling”…

I’m working on my Pitch for NEXT year assuming she doesn’t die from her obesity, since she never seems to die from her obesity, who are these people dying from obesity when all these obese people seem just fine on their WALMART scooters….

Seriously…..

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Man VS Sexy Easter Display
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Gym DUde VS Library
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Michelle Branch Marries
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Girl Flashing Homeless Dude with her Big Fake Tits….Homeles Dude Asks to Touch…
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Turning Chicken into Pussy……
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Misspelled School Crossing is Funny
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Olivia Munn is Shit
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Heroin Party in California
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Fuck Some feet…..
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Dude Having a Bad Day
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Who Let the White Trash Out
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MAKE AOC Bartend Again – is the Hat of the Day
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The Special Interest Groups Keeping Marijuana Illegal…Insteresting.
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2019

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Easter Egg Hung in a Hooker’s womb…is the objective of the weekend. I think that’s why Jesus Died for our Sins….on this Passover / Easter Hybrid weekend…a HUGE DEAL…in the world of religion…it’s like a double header for GOD….or some shit…

The hooker who I want to commission to insert easter chocolate eggs in her cunt, doesn’t NEED to be an actual hooker, I am fine with finding a girl who I treat like a hooker for free…as I’m wrist deep in her for TRADITIONS….GOOD WHOLESOME FAMILY TRADITIONS…wich is also a thing of the past because I think the normalization of sex, where kids are all growing up on porno, and fucking at a young age, means that eventually family dinner, will include daughter getting banged out while mom’s in the kitchen getting more Mashed Potatoes and dad’s distracted by the TV….

Blah Blah – Nudes, Sluts, Hookers, Escorts, Prostitutes, HIV – THE VIRAL Load…it’s a big deal…go out there and find what you are looking for fool….that’s what EASTER is all about.

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Charlize Theron is Raising Her First Son as a Girl..
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Driving on Shoulder Karma
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CNN Reporter Stomps on Lizard on Live TV and Laughs About It…Asshoe
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Driver Pulls Gun in Road Rage Incident
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News Bloopers
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Pete Davidson Lives with his Mom / Kate Beckinsale
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Jamie Bell – White Supremacist
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Delilah Belle Hamlin
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The People of Florida – Cheering on their God
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Rat Cow Holding a Pug…Whilst Half Naked
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Dog’s Unexpected Entry Point….
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Meet the Girl with a Diamond Covered Lambo
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Track and Field Ass
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Her Name – Sasha Lane – Her Pokies….
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Trump Gave a Churce 100k Donation
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Gator Strolls Through Florida
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Paula Deen’s Butter Burgers
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Millionaire Not Happy with his Condo…
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Hottest Road Rage Ever….Girl in Short Shorts Getting her Wig Ripped Off…
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Why Do You Turn Down the Radio when You’re Lost
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Arm Breaking Weight Lifting
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Some Norman Lear Classics Being Recreated by Kimmel – OH NO
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Mom Golden Teaching her Puppies
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Some Old Trash Topless Stroll
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Cop Reunites Homeless Guy with a Rat Named Lucy
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Marine Ran Marathon for Fallen COmrades
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Sophie Turner Swimsuit on a Yacht
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Madison Beer – hot Bra Outfit
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Ruby Rose Still Exists – Still Looks Like a Dude – Fucking Gross
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Tallia Storm – Lingerie Outfit
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Ariel Winter on Stage – Creepy
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Delilah Belle Hamlin Hard Nips…
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Diane Kruger in a Weird Dress
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Rat Cow not hot – using a Toothpick with her Mom
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Fit Culpo in Workout Gear
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber Pantsless after Fitness for Jesus Class
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Olsen Twins Forever
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Watch and see what she will do for a dollar
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Twerking for her Dad and is Friends…cuz this is How This Generation thinks…
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More Big Titty Surprise
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Reddit Amateur
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CLUB SLUTS
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Reading When She baits
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Naked Lindsey Anne Strutt
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Drive By Squirting
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News Station in Japan are Different
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Gamer Girl Gets Fucked
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MORE MORE Huge Titty Surprise!
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A Bunch of Nudists
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Slutty Amateur – MIMI Rights
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Naked Nancy A Looks Like Avril Lavigne
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Naked Redheads
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7 Reasons to Say WTF is that….
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Raluca Cojocaru Naked
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stuffing Scissors in a Shaved Pussy
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Felicity Fey Got some Fine Tits
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Hayley Marie – in the Shower
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Ass – Titties and Puppies
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Busty Bunny..Yes.
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2019

19

Apr

Glistening Oiled Up Shiney Girls by Kushly cuz CBD is Powerful on 420 Weekend of the Day

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PLANTS NOT PILLS MOTHERFUCKERS!!! Here are some GLISTENING – Possibly Oiled Up for that WET look girls to celebrate the magic of KUSHLY CBD …

I know some of you think I’m some kind of snake oil salesman pushing HEMP based CBD that has no PSYCHOACTIVE agents, that won’t fuck your shitty job interview drug test, that doesn’t actually work… THAT IS WHY YOU NEED IT

Well, I will have you fucking know that I was at a store today, and the store had a rack of CBD products, and the Lebanese woman was pushing the shit on everyone who walked in, and most seemed really interested in finding alternatives to pain, anxiety, depression, inflamation and insomnia…amongst other things…

Because none of us want to be on pills. We know BIG PHARMA is bullshit. We know they are trying to POISON us…and we know that the benefits of . CBD can’t be argued.

The nice older couple I met in that store were very interested in buying CBD and I told them to get home, to do their research, to try it out without spending a lot, and to see if it works for them….like it works for me.

I told them it may be a psychosomatic thing.

I told them straight up that it works for me That I am a believer. That I think weed is illegal because it fucks up too many industries the government has their hand in. I told them it’s too easy to grow for the government to regulate it…so they shut it down…

But people are smarter now, people KNOW now, that we don’t want to poison ourselves and if a plant like HEMP can do so much…maybe, just MAYBE it’s legit and not some bullshit trend people are getting into.

MAYBE…just maybe it is a trend because we are more informed…and because it fucking works.

The only way to find out is to try it…so on this 420…the day for smoking weed…try out what I think is the best revelation in years….CBD is good. CBD is safe. CBD fucking works for me…and I can’t stress enough that it could work for you!

You may not even think you have an issue, until you use it and stop using it and realize how sore and fucked up you are…

It allows me to type this site with my mangled arthritic hands. It helps me do a lot of things…CBD is the fucking way to go….and KUSHLY has an awesome range of products for you to check out…..

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Here are some other girls getting CBD Oiled Up and Glistening for Kushly on 420!

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2019

19

Apr

Girls Smoking Weed For Hemper cuz It’s 420 Weekend of the Day

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Why A Subscription Box From Hemper? Mainly because they are the number 1 premium smoking accessories subscription box….they call it the original Hemper Box.

Like underwear, vitamin supplements, fitness and razor companies, or if you’re a girl PERIOD products… HEMPER is the one stop shop, and one stop purchasing platform for all your weed related NEEDS with all kinds of fresh and exciting WEED related products….so that you don’t have to do any of the heavy lifting, and so you don’t need to remember to get whatever it is you need from some store that makes you feel like an asshole, cuz you don’t know what you are talking about…cuz weed is new to you….

What I am saying is, one purchase, and you get a monthly gift that keeps giving, so you can feel like Christmas every month…pretty magical right….RIGHT…Christmas all year. SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

Here’s APRIL’s BOX…TOP QUALITY…CURATED products…COULD BE YOURS…Every month….

More importantly, I am also saying that weed people are snobs and judgemental of those non smokers moving their way into smoking now that it is LEGAL in a lot of places.

These are the rule followers, who said “I don’t do drugs cuz Nancy Reagan told me not to” and have stuck to that….until now…now that they are allowed to try it, smoke it, get fucked up on it…they jump into the new adventure blindly…

So instead of going to a store and looking like a fool for not knowing shit, you can get all the best of the best for your recreational activities without embarrassing yourself when you think a Glass bong is for enemas…happens ALL The time to the NEWBIES….

You can figure it out when it hits your porch every month…. assuming no porch pirates steal it…only to be the LUCKIEST porch pirates around cuz scoring this big is a win.

SO SIGN UP to this monthly subscription box that shows up at your door with some serious goodies and don’t be scared to sign up, they are a funded company and not some stoner dude in his basement trying to pull a fast one or forgetting to ship you. IT IS LEGIT.

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