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2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of te DAy

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I was thinking of putting a decal over my bed that says “No period zone” because I classy…

I am not a sick fuck who is into Period sex, even if it is slippier than regular sex…the mess is just disturbing – despite what all these period activists who play with their period, make art out of their period, think their period is beautiful and smear it on things….

But then I realized that “no period zone’ could be interpreted as some creepy, banned from 500 yards from school shit…or that I am into dudes….or trannies…when I am not…despite having a blog, which is pretty queer.

But more importantly…my wife won’t let me….she’s gone through menopause at least twice, thanks to her obesity hormones…so she thinks it’s my passive aggressive way of hoping she finally dies….

I am a broken man.

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Cory Booker is Getting DOOPED by Rosario Dawson. Never Trust Actors. They are Liars, Scammers and Have Their Own Agendas….BAD BAD PEOPLE
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Special Ed Teacher Married to Cop – Caught Fucking a Student
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Has Pop Culture Lost Its Mind?
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Racist Woman Destroying a Store
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Dumbest Coachella Pics of the Day
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Little Girl in a Crocodile Bath…WHAT
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BODY CAM POLICE SHOOT OUT
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The Madonna New Album Cover, Not Worth Jerking Off To
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Woman’s Wig Ripped Off During a Traffic Brawl
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Slutty Madison Beer
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Pornstar NeNe Leakes Doesn’t Care that Her Husband has Cancers – THAT BITCH
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Gymnastics Coach Caught Fuckign his 18 Year Old Student. Who Cares.
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Cops Disarm Man with a Machete
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2019

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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NSFW SHAMING!…

That is a concept that I came to me in a drunken daze the other day, over thee weekend, whilst reflecting all that is wrong in the world, whilst reflecting on why I didn’t make dot com millions at a time real idiots made dot com millions…

NSFW Shaming is when ad agencies and mainstream media decide that you aren’t safe for work, and thus won’t give you money…all while Kim Kardashian takes black cock and gets all kinds of brand deals.

I realize I don’t have the impact of that troll family, but I would like to talk to the guy, or girl who decides what is porn, what is inappropriate, what is ad friendly, and why so many people get away with the grey areas…while people like me who don’t have a porn site so they can’t convert porn ads and don’t have a mainstream site so I can’t promote the next big movie coming out…living in a no man’s land…

NSFW Shaming, is like fat shaming, only the media doesn’t pick up stories about it and find a NSFW site to lock into a deal to prove how they don’t believe in NSFW shaming…and how they will prove it by giving me money…

Maybe there’s a better name for it…but ultimately…how does Kim K do porn and her family become billionaires…I have seen dick in her…and bands still used her for marketing purposes…while other porn people can’t get shit…

The world is fucking nuts…and I am a victim..

Here are some stepLINKs…

Husband Gets Caught Filming Young Ass in a Bikini on the Beach
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Eva Longoria Nipples!
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Meagan Good – Areola
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Tiny Goat Stomps a Woman’s Face
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Mailman VS Dog….
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Texas House Explosion…
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Ariana Grande Does an NSync Reunion at Coachella
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Costco Brawl Set to a Nice Piano
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Girl Shakes Before she Drinks – Weirdness…
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FedEx Makes a Shot..
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Madison Beer Sucks a Popsicle at Coachella
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Scar Jo and her Plastic Face
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Kendall Jenner – Hard Nips
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Braves Manager Takes Baseball to the Neck
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Teen Mom Janelle Gets her Tubes Tied
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Notre Dame Cathedral is On Fire…
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Friendly Kangaroo
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Tesla Autopilot Wreck…
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Dina Lohan – Dumped by the BF she Never Met
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Lame Fucks at Coachella
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Biggest Hockey Fan Ever – Takes Shirt off for a Victory Dance
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Her name is Raquel
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Weightlifter Arm Snap
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Biggest Scandals on the History Channel
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Johnny Depp Soon to be Blacklisted – Thanks Amber Heard – He Shoulda Been Smarter Abotu Where He Put his Dick
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Lori Loughlin Pleads Not Guilty
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Lori Loughlin Kicked Off her Hallmark Show
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Gymnast His Chin on High Bar – WTF
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Redbull Truck Going 100 MPH
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From the Forum

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Jennifer Lawrence is an AMy Schumer Looking Monster
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Emma Stone is Ugly and Scary and Showing Leg
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Skinny Tara Reid Monster
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Jennifer Lopez in Fitness Gear
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Sara Hyland in Fitness Gear
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All the Sluts at Coachella
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Behati is Old and has a Wedgie
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Ashley James Big Cleavage
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Kim Garner Big Cleavage
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Daisy Ridley in a Black Dress
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Milla Jovovich in Elle Magazin
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Nina Agdal in Vegas Being SLuty
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Katy Perry as a Gunt
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Eiza Gonzalz in a Tight Dress
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Dita Von Teese is Still Around
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Hot German Reality Star in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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Tits in Slow Motion
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WOW ANUS of the Day
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Girls and Alcohol
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Davina is Stripping on the Couch
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Girl Pees Herself – Fetish Video
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Sex Movs You Didn’t Know Existed
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Girl Masturbates on the Ferris Wheel
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Big Oiled Booty
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That’s not a Sex Toy
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The Sound of Love
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Just a Sex Fail
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Strip at the Mental Hospital
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Self Shot Cuties…
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Weirdest Bday Photo
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6 WTF moments
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Still In Love After All These Years
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Hot Amateur
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Ass Spread of the Day
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Jayla Bolt on Tits
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Nia Nicce Hot Naked…
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Anastasia Harris – Naked
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Naked Asian ASs…
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Blowie in the Beach
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BUTTS of the Day
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Emma and Dildo
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2019

Apr

Coachella Tits Roundup of the Day

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I am sure there are a lot of MEMES out there making fun of Coachella, because anyone who wants to put themselves through Coachella, has a fucking mental problem. They are the masses, the people who could easily be swindled by the FYRE FESTIVAL people, who feel a need to be part of something, a need to be associated with something. Even if it sucks…they don’t even realize it sucks…because they are too fucking into getting that photo so people think they matter or are current.

The internet is full of idiots trying to be instagram models and celebs, or at least try to be part of that in their own watered down way…so they go where the “cool” people go…and Coachella is one of the stops on that Circuit….

So the festival and all the surrounding events have the people paid to be there by brands, cuz nothing says cooler than “I got paid to be here”…and the trickle down to people who worked all year to afford the trip….with no concern of the line-up or bands, but instead just filled with a desire to be part of something that has happened year after year…

So at least for these girls, they were paid to be there…they have an excuse and all the other idiots there…are just fucking losers….

Here is the titty round-up. Check out the tits you missed out on – but that you can see right now, right here..in photos….for free…cuz despite being the losers we are…we don’t need to leave the house to be part of what the people who think of themselves as the cool kids…which I think makes us the smart ones…

Plus, if you were there in person, the chances of seeing any of these whores would be zero….

So here we are winning the small wins while remaining fucking losers…..

Alexis Ren and her frozen face

Brooke Hogan is still around

Token Black Girl Cardi B

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Bunk Faced Bella Thorne

Dick Rider Chantel Jeffries looking for her next victim

MDMA’d Out Gigi Hadid

Halsey still pretending to be black

Jasmine Sanders showing off her tits

Naughty Madison Beer in her Bra

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Olivia Culpo Titty Pop

40 Year Old Paris Hilton

Paris Jackson Escaping Neverland

60 Year Old Rachel McCord

Romee Strijd…hot..

Elsa Hosk…Hottest

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Sara Sampaio

Sophie Mudd’s Tits

Stella Maxwell Pussy Hunter

Vanessa Morgan Riverdale Panties

Madison Pettis and her Big Tits…

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2019

Apr

Em RatCow Black Pug Bikini of the Day

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Em RatCow, like all the whores, is at Coachella, where she’s likely making more money than you do in a year to be there….

She stylized a nice video of her shaking her ass, now that she’s got an ass and it’s pretty hot..you can’t just be a set of tits to everyone…

Despite hating on her all these years, and thinking she’s overrated and a bullshit model, who only exists cuz she’s got a great set of tits, one of the best sets of tits, I do respect her hustle, or polarizing of being a set of tits. There are so many tits out there who wish they were as big a deal as Rat Cow, and couldn’t pull it off…

NOT TO MENTION…she’s out there starting her own clothing / bikini line, so that she can build a brand and not rely on other brands, which can potentially make her a shit ton of money…I wouldn’t got as far as to call her a genius other than choosing to get naked early on in life…but she’s smarter than a lot of these idiots who think instagram influencing is cool, life, the end goal so they don’t need to work…

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY….do you see what she’s strangling….a BLACK PUG….

Do you realize that as someone who has a black pug, and has had a BLACK PUG for the last 11 years….I am committed to all things PUG and all things that also love pugs…..we are a special type of person…and if anything…RAT COW is now Family to us….because of inbreeding…the best way.

So this is my TRUCE…I will no longer be mean to her on the blog and I will celebrate her tits like I should …even if she looks like she is strangling her pug…the fact that she’s got a black pug of her own…makes her the most important tits on instagram…

So show her some respect and masturbate to her.

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2019

Apr

Bella Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the monster Hadid. The Khloe Kardashian of the Hadid family, who has managed to have a crazy career based on being the sister of Gigi Hadid, who only had a career because she was on Instagram when Instagram first happened and people thought it meant these people were actually important, influential or mattered, when really it was all just digital marketing…you know what I mean…scamming the fucking system.

They were rich kids with budget and staff to make things happen…from LA where these rich families compete to be the most important making the most money…and will got to all costs to make it happen.

It’s all fucking nonsense, but the rest of the world doesn’t seem to catch onto the nonsense…they actually buy into the hype…so fucking stupid…

Well, Bella, who was naturally unattractive had to step it up and really buy her “beauty” or look, like all these girls are doing, with the muppet face injections and with that hot body, the butter face melted away….but apprently it’s back.

I guess the only good thing about these pics is that she’s not at Coachella like all the other whores.

WOW…someone went fucking mental with the face injections….

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2019

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Here is Candice Swanepoel showing off her Belly that looks pretty fit after spending the last 3 years pregnant, because she has a multi million dollar contract to commit to…and getting fit is one of those things where if you’re going to get paid a million dollars…you’re gonna fucking do it…not to mention when you’re a vain and vapid model for an Underwear brand from every mall in America, you have a level of expectation for yourself to not become fat…not until you’re really done, contract is expired and you can turn to eating….

I assure you if you offered obese people 1,000,000 dollars to get fit in 12 months, very last one of them would get off their fat asses, drop the ice cream, chips and butter they like to suck on cuz they heard it was KETO, and would drop the weight…maybe 1 or 2 would fail…and these are people that started out at 350 pounds…so for an underwear model to do it is far less intersting or impressive….

So when I look at old lady Candice Swanepoel and her wrecked Vagina she keeps under wraps, all I see is a mom of two with a mangled Belly Button..

You see cuz kids, the worst STD ruin people, even when they get fit as fuck after the kids, they are forever damaged.

It’s pretty obnoxious or bold of her to have gone this route and not waited until she was done with the bikini modelling, unfair and irresponsible to the fans I say…..but you all probably still like it….cuz you’re all fucking sick fucks.

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2019

Apr

Sophie Turner Doing Yoga With GOATS of the Day

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It amazes me how excited some of you people were about the Final Seasons of Game of Thrones that happened last night…

I try to stay as disconnected as possible, I hate looking at my phone, social media, any of that…but I unfortunately know people in real life and all they were doing was talking about this show…

I realize that I am probably more inclined to be friends with virgin losers who are into Dragon and Wizard shit…but I am not the kind of guy who likes Dragons or Wizrards.

I do not see myself as a better, too cool for Dragons and Wizard kind of guy, I realize I am a loser on all aspects of all that I do….I accept that truth…but I just can’t connect with Dragons and Wizards….maybe it is Autism but I am sure Autistics fucking love this show….that Sci/Fi fantasy shit…is the worst thing for me…

The only interesting thing about the show is the Tall bitch who is fucking or married to a Jonas Brother and even that isn’t exciting – but here she is in some pre-premiere Yoga with Goats for British Vogue…cuz why not do silly things with Celebs to craft a viral video..it is that easy.

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Turner

2019

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Bikini Top with the Big Tits of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney and her Big Tits….are getting a lot of hype and not just for her big tits which is what I think is her best feature…but I am a titty obsessed pervert who reduces everyone to their tits….

She’s getting a lot of hype because she was in some Netflix series called Everything Sucks. She was in some other show that everyone goes nuts for because the idea of enslaving women to breed children in a future where women are infertile is exciting called Handmaid’s Tale where she got killed off….and she was in another show called Sharp Objects where she played a girl who kills herself…which is nice and dramatic…good choices for an up and coming star being groomed and cultivated to be the next big thing, with some nice big tits…all at 21….there’s hope for a better tomorrow in this era of big Hollywood movies sucking dick…and celebs they’ve created being garbage like Jennifer Lawrence, Lady Gaga, Anna Kendrick and the other over the hill gang.

Out with the old, in with the new….cuz new pussy is always exciting…tastes so fresh on our perverted souls….not to mention this new pussy is BUSTY fuck yeah!!

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Posted in:SFW|Sydney Sweeney

2019

Apr

Elsa Hosk Slutty of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is probably the hottest Victoria’s Secret model, which I am sure the biologist who created Josephine Skriver in a lab with his funded by Victoria’s Secret genetic modification and cloning technology will disagree with, but they are biased…

She’s the basketball player from Sweden who managed to figure out how to bikini a lingerie model for the Mall Brand in America that all the American girls want to work for because they fucking love malls and the brands that are in those malls. PLUS there’s been so much hype around Victoria’s Secret their entire life that it is a prestigious title to have as their model – even if it is a gutter mall brand. Weird how that works.

While this almost 30, basketball player, who looks amazing moved in and scooped up your American jobs – like the undocumented worker you are trying to build a wall to keep up, but those damn airplanes let them FLY In….fucking up everything…

Here she is hot at Coachella

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2019

Apr

Kitrysha Naked of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I like when these girls who get naked on the internet don’t confuse us with having last names….

This is Kitrysha, who I guess probably feels like she’s got an interesting enough name to carry her into stardom from being naked on the internet..

Like she was a Beyonce, or a Cher, or a Prince…you know a performer…cuz none of these people like to think of themselves as a backpages sex worker…even backpages sex workers think they are more important that the gutter hooker they are…

Or maybe she’s just like every stripper or escort that I know who doesn’t want you to know her name, and has only developed a fake first name for her stripping career….because having a fake first name and a fake last name is too hard for them to process and it gets in the way of what they are good at….GETTING NAKED.

The best thing about this is the reminder that as long as humans exist, young chicks will get naked for us to look at, for free, or for and affordable price and I think that’s glorious.

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