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2019

11

Apr

Julianne Hough Fat Pussy Print and Hard NIpples of the Day

I don’t know about you, but some of my favorite MEMES are Mormon Memes.

I have no idea why I got sucked into the Mormon Meme accounts on social media, because I have no affiliation with Mormons, other than knowing a few Julianne Hough type Mormons who leave the church either due to being sexually assaulted, or they leave because they tired of being oppressed and not the slut they want to be…you know after their first Mormon marriage to a Missionary turns sour..either way…the Mormons who leave Mormonism, like Julianne Hough are generally pretty slutty.

So in my Mormon Memes hobby – my number two favorite is “What is a Missionary’s Favorite Car”….a CONVERTIBLE…

My number one is….Modest is the Hottest…set to a pic of some Mormon bitch in her Mormon underwear. Brilliant…but clearly something that this Rumspringa Bad Mormon doesn’t believe in….maybe that’s what makes it so funny. Mormons.

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2019

11

Apr

Katelyn Pascavis Nude of the Day

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Katelyn Pascavis is someone I’ve never heard of. I scoped her instagram – that has 24k followers – it isn’t that exciting – you can see it HERE .

From my extensive research on the nude model, she seems like she could be exactly what I expected of her, which is too bad, you know all my judgemental behavior always proves to be true…

I saw that she posts once ever 2-3 months, which means she’s busy with a boyfriend. It means her instagram whoring has got her where she wants to be, because when a girl first starts on the IG, with goals of modeling, or to find a rich guy – they hustle.

Eventually, they get into the right scene, and stop hustling.

So this one is dating or married to a guy named Mark.Raph.Junc…and together they go to Burning Man, Snowboard Trips…and BURNING MAN.

I googled him and he was surfing the Kelly Slater wave pool, they said he was from SpaceX, which means he’s likely someone who scammed in Silicon Valley and became very rich…and now gets a trophy whore to adventure with.

Not a terrible life for either of them….or for us cuz bitch still does nude photoshoots.

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2019

11

Apr

Sarah Yael Pantyhose Photoshoot of the Day

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Sarah Yael is German/French/Moroccan….I guess she finds that important for you to know, because it is in her instagram bio….

She was also raised in Berlin and Paris..another important thing to know.

I assumed she was an Israelite like Lorne Michaels, because I feel like I have met girls named Yael at the Jewish cultural center when I used to hang out with Jewish girls for their massive breasts….but as it turns out…this one doesn’t have massive breasts so her religion is the great unknown..but thanks to the artistry of girls on instagram – her tits aren’t.

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2019

11

Apr

Ariel Winter Skinny Pussy Print of the Day

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Ariel Winter who I guess has quit food, started speed, or the KETO diet. She is still young and rich and has the ability to get fit with a little effort. She has a team of people who make money off of her that rely on her to not be 40 lbs overweight and who chime in her ear about it everyday. Her multimillion dollar a year acting contract that countless other more qualified and hotter women want. You know that NETWORK show. Probably comes with some clauses regarding not being a fat pig. So she’s finally stepped it up, since no one likes being fat….

The good news is she’s still got some of her fat tits, that she’s already had chopped off at least once…..but the bad news is that she’s just as unattractive and troll like…she’s just a better version of herself..which I find pretty uninteresting, yet I will post it anyway. I have no hobbies or things to do with myself…so I just post this shit…over and over….

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2019

11

Apr

Emily Senko is Naked Enough of the Day

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As it turns out EMILY SENKO is a legitimate model with a legitimate agency. Her contact email on her instagram is her IMG agent. IMG is a huge agency and she only has 13k followers, which means she’s still one of those who is purely from social media, who is working for more than just their following or ability to get followers, and it is nice to see someone who gets naked, a tall and skinny looking bitch, doing her thing in front of the camera….because she probably wants that celebrity…but isn’t quite there yet.

I know the agencies sign pretty much everyone, but normally when you see someone with under 20k followers, you know there is more to their naked photoshoots….more prestige less Do-it-yourself….even if they are all the same shit…same hustle…same girl looking to get paid for her looks…because nothing is pure or sacred. Especially not modelling.

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2019

11

Apr

Barbara Palvin Sweaty Body of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is Victoria’s Secret’s answer to plus sized models, because like me and probably most of you, being plus sized isn’t all that impressive…we are all fat, we’ve been with fat chicks and we have a grasp and how unimpressive being fat is. You sit on your ass, in lazy and unhealthiness, and you eat until you develop chronic disease and die…not really something I want to stare at when looking at bitches in lingerie. Not something anyone but a handful of you with a fat chick fetish should be into. So seeing it mainstream and accepted confuses me….celebrate health and fitness not freaks in bikinis cuz they are shameless and don’t mind humiliating themselves, in fact they call it empowering. Weird.

Barbara Palvin was a Victoria’s Secret model before she became plus sized and got fired by them….only to come back to her people to produce shit like that…that I assume is part of her being a VS angel..but that I could be wrong about since I don’t fucking care.

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2019

11

Apr

Emeline Ponthieu Eating Chocolate of thee Day

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I don’t know if Emeline Ponthieu is eating Chocolate in this pic, I am too busy looking at her big crinkled forehead wrinkle….I know you were thinking I was going to say – her big tits…cuz they are naked and exposed, but I don’t even notice tits in an era where I’ve seen everyone’s tits…espcially when something way more fascinating is happing…like WRINKLES IN HER FOREHEAD…

I do see wrinkles, because all these bitches are BOTOXed the fuck up, that seeing any level of human emotion on the plastic faces…confuses me….it’s shocking, it’s wild, it’s exciting, it’s new and it is fresh….Emeline Ponthieu….possibly rocking a real face…no way.

Now that we’ve established that, the excitement of a real face has died down, I can go back to what I know and do best, and that is stare at her tits, because I may be desensitized and used to seeing tits, and I may not get excited by tits, but I am still fucking human and fucking love tits….

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2019

11

Apr

Eleonora Novgorodtseva Naked Handstand of the Day

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Gymnastics? Maybe she’s in Cross Fit? Maybe she’s just showing off her cool down ass poses from Yoga that she’s been working on….Maybe she’s a martial artist..or maybe she’s trying to make money with her body …cuz it’s easier than having a job.

Who knows. Or Cares. She is naked. I love that.

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2019

11

Apr

Top 9 Biggest Tits on Instagram of the Day

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Clickbait…it comes in the form of TOP LISTS.

Clickbait…It is the foundation of fake news, something I would have loved to have capitalized on when it was happening, because I have spent years making shit up on the internet….but it is also the Top Lists…because people, even if they know it is clickbait trying to trap them into clicking through the site for ad impressions…we’re onto you clickbait….but we are just too curious to not click it to see if we agree with the list…

Clickbait…coupled with Tits….cuz tits like clickbait gets hits….making this post a level of brilliance…a match made it heaven…a hot and heavy romance…

Top 9 Biggest Tits on Instagram we call this post: “Click…and….Bate….”

@yillianyorgenhmm

@ritakanaeva

@gabbs70

@demmy_blaze

@laralemons

@amit_barak

@amit_alon

@alexxusmariee

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2019

11

Apr

Chantel Jeffries Hard Nipples of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries and her hard nipples sporting a “too busy” shirt, which in and of itself is obviously ironic, like when people used to wear “Getting Lucky in Kentucky” T-shirts in the early 2000s….when people thought t-shirts were the best way to express themselves and their sense of humor in public….it made for a lot of annoying people…..but the trend still exists and just last week I saw a dude wearing a shirt that said “Sorry Ladies, I’m already another like a brother to another girl”….or something equally silly…

That said, Chantel Jeffries is some instagram whore, which means she doesn’t work, doesn’t have a job, despite calling herself a DJ…and she has plenty of free time to just hang…and or turn her face into some plastic muppet looking thing…along with all the other LA girls working on their faces to be ready to fully transition into claymation figurines for Christmas….

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