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Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2019

Apr

Dakota Fanning Tight Leggings of the Day

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Look at this excitement – Dakota Fanning – everyone’s favorite weirdo who was sold by her parents to the entertainment world – I mean besides countless other more interesting child stars- is out there in a pair of leggings or active wear for fitness and comfort that is socially acceptable as fashion and style – so that the world can see her ass….as girls seem to like to do.

The whole thing is pretty silly, considering she could just retire and move somewhere to chill. But she is trained, slave labor really, from a young age by her parents to not ruin the opportunity so she’s out here still doing it…and by it I mean acting, and PR using the paparazzi and the whole thing is pretty stupid. But not as stupid as my general existence.

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2019

Apr

Barbara Palvin Bikini of the Day

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This is Victoria’s Secret answer to plus sized models.

Fired for being fat, after signing her as a teen and really bringing her to America…

Only to rehire her for being fat because they can’t afford the press around being mean to fat people. No fat shaming allowed when you are in the media, or a brand, and have everything to lose…

Especially when your brand is dying, you are restructuring and shutting down stores…cuz people are onto your sweatshop made overpriced crap.

We are smarter and know that their marketing dollars are going to slutty women who think they are important and we’d rather buy our made in China yeast infection underwear directly from
China.

We don’t need you – we have Instagram brands.

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2019

Apr

Iskra Lawrence Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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Look at this smiling Big Mac, our there scamming the world into thinking she’s important and special and worthy of brand deals all for being fat.

Fat…something that is very easy to accomplish. If anything it requires zero effort and by definition happens from just sitting around…is nothing to be proud of or to celebrate or reward…

This bitch, a self proclaimed fat chick I know is angling being fat cuz no one cared about her when she was skinny…so she spotted a trend. Started eating. And now is just a huge set of doughy thighs for for no one to be that excited on.

She is a lie. A big fat lie. Literally.

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2019

Apr

Sarah McDaniel Naked of the Day

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Sarah McDaniel with her big tits cuz I like the big tits!!

It is really the only thing good in the world today, and if you think about it, big tits aren’t that great, they aren’t often attached to shitty people who don’t lost you bang them, so pics are just an awful diversion from the truth…and by awful I mean perfectly alright by me.

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2019

Apr

Sommer Ray Ass of the Day

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Sommer Ray out here with her Coachella ass…

Is it a real ass in this world of fake asses…and Instagram lies.

She is not all that hot, but she wants you to jack off to her. Why else would she do this content..

And really, why don’t these idiots do porn if they are out there ripping off the sex workers…and what differentiates this trash from a sex worker. Why would a brand say this is ok and fitness and cool while actual sex workers get treated like shit.

I don’t get it.

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2019

Apr

SOMEONE GET DEMI LOVATO the OPIATES….of the Day

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Demi Lovato was seen leaving the gym, because she was hard to miss, the size of two people , weighing in at Beyonce twin pregnancy weight, all 5 foot nothing of her, rocking the diabetic ankles and obese person legs, cuz girl’s fucking huge…in her fat lady bike shorts…terrifying all of us…

It’s like get this tyrant bitch some fucking opiates to curb her appetite.

It’s like big girls don’t cry, but they sure do eat, and in Demi Lovato’s case have no idea what struggle is really about, just some entitled whining rich cunt from Disney not able to navigate being rich and famous, go fuck yourself with your bullshit problems…

Seriously…poor little rich girl has everything she wants and a ton of cash to do whatever she wants…but instead she plays bipolar and cries…insane. That is her real mental disorder.

I just can’t believe how fat she is.

I also can’t believe how broken she is. Like take your money and go away to find yourself – cuz is real people have real problems you cunt.

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2019

Apr

Woman Loses Bathing Suit on Cruise Ship and Other Videos of the Day

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What a Day for Daydream

Live Wire of the Day

Gas Station BRawl

Rodeo of the Day

Crazy Lady of the Day

Bar Brawl

Man VS ATM

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2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s always fun when you meet a recovering alcoholic on piles of prescription pills at the grocery store….with her big tits out, flopping fucking everywhere in her skimpy disheveled top….only to bend over to pick up a box of mashed potatoes for all to see and by all I mean me…that she’s not wearing panties under her skirt….only to basically reveal that she’s recently shaved her pussy…always something that amazes me to see on a 50 year old…because you’d assume she’d give up on that front…but more importantly that she’d need panties now more than ever for hygiene…something I guess she didn’t care too much about….

Only to realize a little later, as I was walking out of the grocery store….that was her marketing campaign. The full vagina and ass flash in public was her way of enticing me…like her own kind of billboard or real life instagram account…because she asked for 50 dollars to suck my dick…I offered 5….she told me to fuck myself.

It was the start of a glorious friendship that I expect will last a long time.

That said, can I borrow 50 bucks?

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What Creature is this – I think it’s a Kardashian
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Barbara Palvin in Pajamas…with her Fat Girl Tits Out…
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Cop Bodycam Shooting
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Jason Biggs’ Twitter Based Wife Who Thinks She’s So Funny – Tried to Kill their Kid cuz That’s what Happens when you get knocked up to keep the money coming in….that never made it as a model or writer baby killing trash
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Birdie Playing Peekaboo
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Disney aren’t so Evil as the multi billion dollar company donated 5 million dollars – which is the equivalent value to the CEOs tampon left in the corner of the public bathroom at a truckstop he sucks dick at.
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Dude Tries to Stop Bus – Gets Pepper Sprayed
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Mongolian Metal
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Just a Dude on a Slack line in Mallorca
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2019

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to the Dentist today, not because I have a dentist or have the money for the dentist, I like to ride out my tooth rot like a cowboy….you know dreams of pulling out my own teeth like a bad youtube video…the poor white trash redneck way…

I went to the dentist because I came up with a line I wanted to use….which is..approaching a girl in the waiting room – once you make it to the waiting room – and saying “so are you getting your cavity filled today”…to which she either says YES or NO….Ideally NO…so you can drop the “Do you want to be?”…..

Because filling cavities is what I want to do, not really, I don’t really touch the edges of 99 percent of vaginas…but it sounds good as a concept…I mean not to the recipient of the comment in this #metoo era…but you get what I mean…

I think it would be a great viral video, if it isn’t already one…it probably is one…I am not an original mind or an intelligent mind…..I don’t even know if I have a mind…

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Sophie TUrner Was Suicidal until Finding Joe Jonas…POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL
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Hot ghetto Chick CHUGS a Whiskey in her Tight Slut Outfit
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Dude who deserved to be shot
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The Memoir NO ONE ASKED for
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INSTANT KARMA
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Courtney Stodden – BUNNY BOOBS
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Madonna’s New Single for the Queers
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Who the FUck is Sasha Lane
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The History of the Most Popular Memes
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Sofia Richie Big Tits
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Nude Bella Chase
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Mongolian Metal is as Metal as it Gets
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ANTIFA MEMBER STALKING
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Weird Superman Zipline
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Google is Recording Everything you Say – Here’s How to Stop It
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Police Shooting of the Day
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Madison Reed – NIPS
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Soulja Boy Got Robbed – Robbers Posted it on IG
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Inside a 5,000 Item Collection of Vintage Vans
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Umpire Hit By Pitch – FUCK YEAH.
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LorI Loughlin Just Wants to Protect her Shitty Kids…
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ANTIFA MEMBER STALKING
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Congresswoman VS Billionaire…
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Amber Heard Divorce Proceedings – The Worst…
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Man Charged With Rape, Murder of Jersey City Jogger Appears in Court – Sicko
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Man Tries to Stop Bus – Is Pepper Sprayed
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Coins Have Hidden Booby Traps…
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Ally Rossel is Some Instagram Slut…
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Demi Lovato and her OBESE LADY DIABETIC Legs Leaving the Gym she Probably sat and ate at while dreaming of Heroin – Get back on the Heroin Bitch to CURVE that appetite…
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Ashley Benson – Still Garbage
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Joey King – Not in a Wheelchair
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Martha Hunt – VS Model of the Day
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Madison Beer – Crop Top
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Elsa Hosk – Lilli Sucker
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Kendall Jenner in Vogue Being Dog Shit
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Candice Swanepoel Great OLD MOM Ass in Bikinis
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Random Hotties – Heck Yeah
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Helena Has a Shitty Tattoo and Bolt On Tits
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Amateur Slut of the DAy
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Bitches be Crazy…
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Underboob of the DAy
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CODI VORE HUGE TITS…
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POLE DANCE FOR THE KIDS
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Guess the Drug..
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Sluts in the SURF
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Fat Oiled Ass and the See Through Top
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Blonde Wife Showing How It’s Done
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Busty Nude of the Day
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Elevator Flasher
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CUTIE
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These Masturbating
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Naked Girls Playing the Balloon Pop Game
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Sweet PEACH
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2019

Apr

Emma Roberts Short Shorts of the Day

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The only thing better than these shorts that Emma Roberts is wearing…is no shorts…you know just Emma Roberts rocking her exposed vagina in public doing her errands like you’d expect her to do with the level of rich girl daddy issues that she’s got….

I don’t see enough girls walking around pussy out….it is just so rare and beautiful and but I have hope and assume it will become a trend. It is the direction we are heading – unless everyone freaks the fuck out and get back to being oppressed motherfuckers where being turtle neck and long pant wearing modest is the hottest…

I would like to know what Emma Roberts vagina looks like. Is it an inny that is hard to find, or an outty that flaps in the wind or an IN BETWEENY…that is just clit….

Does she have BUSH, she better have BUSH, how could she not have bush in this era of PUBIC HAIR is great…another sex trend I’ve predicted….because I may not be much, I may not have much, but I am a pervert and I can see what and where other perverts are headed!!!