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2019

17

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Erotica of the Day

And so Ashley Tisdale has found her way on instagram…

It seems to be the general rule that all girls will find their inner exhibitionist slut.

They are programmed on some DNA genetic level to love being stared at, celebrated, half naked and feeling HOT….

So either they start out doing the slutty thing, or it takes them 5-10 years to do the slutty thing…but eventually they all do the slutty thing.

Sure a bikini pic isn’t outright slutty and this isn’t slut shaming. I am a slut encourager.

But the motivation and backstory…the deep rooted CORE of what this is is slutty and I love it.

I make fun of Ashley Tisdales face and have for a long time…but I’m here looking at that pussy.

SMASHING THAT LIKE BUTTON.

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2019

17

Apr

Delilah Belle Hamlin Hard Nipples of the Day

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When you’re mom’s a whore…a bottom feeding whore…who was in Soap Operas…which is just PORNO for old ladies and people on disability…you’re bound to grow up to be a whore too…just a modern version of a whore and that is a wonderful thing….neoptism, family values, second generation of whore culture, maybe even third generation – it’s quite possibly Lisa Rinna’s mom was a whore…that’s where Lisa learned it, but usually the first whore in the family is the known whore, who ran to LA to be a whore to follow her whore dreams and live that whore life…all Glamours and rich and shit…only to produce little whores she can teach the whore way to..

It’s all quite exciting for a man like me who likes whores….cuz a second generation whore has whore in her DNA…and whore lessons learned from whore experiences a wiser whore guided her on, rather than be a first generation whore figuring out the whore on her whore own….whores…

My objective is to use whore as much as I can in this post about whores…because whore fucking cares.

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Posted in:Delilah Hamlin|SFW

2019

17

Apr

Hannah Glasby Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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It’s the great Glasby….not necessarily great…but possibly someone who the actual Great Glasby that F. Scott Fitzgerald envisioned when he wrote the book…Leonardo DiCaprio…will try to pretend to have sex with because he seems to like to be surrounded by random sluts who call themselves models – whether from instagram or Sports Illustrated or whatever…so that his homosexuality stays under wraps…cuz when you can fuck any and every hot girl for the last 4 decades…you get bored and fuck dudes…apparently….at least when you’re actor which in and of itself is pretty fucking queer..

Not that this Great Glasby has ever met Leo, but probably wants to…why else would she get naked on the internet right…that’s the end goal and the only reason girls would be involved in this instagam hustle..

Either way ,this was my only angle with this photoshoot – naked chick..

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2019

17

Apr

Bar Rafaeli Roller Girl Booty of the Day

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Who doesn’t like half naked girl on Roller Skates?

Everyone likes a half naked girl on Roller Skates!

So here’s Bar Refaeli who is old enough to remember the 80s back in Israel where she was a teenager learning how to Roller Skate….working the Roller Rinks, meeting all the cool Roller dudes who helped train her throat to take on LEO…

I mean I don’t know if that’s truth, but I do know that she is an old Israelite…and a mom…and this type of behavior for both those things is inappropriate…but she comes from a place of party girl, coke slut, beach life….who made a lot of money in AMERICA…only to go back home…to the promised land…to be pantsless and half naked for old times…not that her vagina has recovered from all the baby making bullshit she’s done to herself.

Exciting..not really…but is anything really exciting in this era of everything sucking…

Definitely Not…

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Posted in:Bar Rafaeli|SFW

2019

17

Apr

Gigi Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Big news…Gigi Hadid was in a bikini – and the world didn’t end…like “we’ve accomplished everything we need to see here”…because despite Gigi Hadid probably thinking she is the center of the fucking world…she really isn’t that important and either are her bikini pics…yet here I am posting them like they matter cuz I know you perverts enjoy staring at rich girls who bought a modelling career’s pink panty bikini bottoms….cuz what the fuck else is there to do in a day….work? Be productive. Find yourself. Find happiness. Find Love…Find Meaning. Find Purpose…..

Fuck that. Stare at bikinis to fill our void…our emptiness..our unhappiness…

Celebrate all that is wrong with the world …from consumerism to excess with one of the girls who represents that half naked.

Why not. Right.

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2019

17

Apr

Joan Smalls Topless of the Day

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Joan Smalls got her shirt off, just to show you all how smalls she is….

The Victoria’s Secret model, who may not actually be a Victoria’s Secret model…but that I will assume is a Victoria’s Model because it’s a modern era where black people like Joan Smalls are allowed to work for white Jewish brands as one of their spokesmodels to connect with their black audience, which is large….to pretend they aren’t racist and for white people…you know get paid where you can…we are all God’s People….and we all need underwear – no discrimination.

This topless picture of her is weird. I don’t really understand the dramatic “look at me with my intense look while on a bed in jeans”…cry for likes.

But I am not the artist or rich model that Joan Smalls is….She knows what she’s doing…and this is how she’s doing it.

I’d rather be looking at her labia. But that’s just me….and I’m a guy who has never had sex with a black girl due to racism. Not my racism. I love black girls….but Their racism…towards me…which may be less about racism and more about me being an unshowered, creepy and disgusting loser…

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2019

17

Apr

Lily Becker Tit Slip of the Day

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Tennis icon Boris Becker has a wife. Her name is Lily. Lily Becker…Boris Becker’s wife…has tits. Bolt on tits.

This is not the first time we’ve seen her tits, her bolt on tits and it probably isn’t the last time we will see her tits. Why else would she buy them if she wasn’t planning on using them….I mean it could very well be why she’s with Boris, or maybe they were a gift from Boris cuz like all Germans he’s got fetishes and those fetishes require tits.

I don’t know them. I just know that they are rich Europeans…and tits in Europe are like shirts..and like your T-shirts…they get jerked off on…but are still “de-Sexualized”..like your t-shirts.

It is not fair that men, especially fat men can go topless, but eager sluts aren’t allowed, when eager sluts are who SOCIETY want to see topless….and as per instagram topless is what eager sluts what to be.

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2019

17

Apr

Paulina Gaitan Naked of the Day

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Paulina Gaitan is some actress getting naked for an Amazon show called Diablo Guardian

It is a very important show.

She is a very important actress.

With a very important role.

Cuz the tits are often times what make a show worth watching..

So here are the tits and now you don’t hav to watch the show ..

We got the good parts here.

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2019

17

Apr

Can’t Stop this Skinny Girl….and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Man at the NAVAL Base

Truck Driver Forgets his Truck

Turkey in a Guy’s Truck…

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2019

17

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is something magical about watching white trash families at walmart buying hot dogs….with their dirty mud covered greasy kids….that look like they are neglected or half retarded as they look at passerbys all cross eyed in what looks like a cry for help thanks to mom and dad’s meth addiction..because it’s nice to see that romance still exists and that some marriages end in overdoses not divorce….

It’s the good, old fashioned, American dream…

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