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2019

09

Apr

Naked Tennis of the Day

Thank god for CBD keeping me relaxed, because we are dealing with an April Easter Snow Storm…you know..like the second coming of Christ, only it is the second coming of fucking Snowman season…fun when you’re lazy, not fun when you’re homeless or can’t afford heat, or when you’re a pervert who likes watching all the active slutty girls out there….being active and slutty…

My number one sports fetish is tennis….there are tennis courts all over the place…free entertainment.

Not to mention, the sport in and of itself involves GRUNTING like they are getting fucked up the ass by a huge dick designed to loosen them up to handle all future dick…flashing panties in their litle skirts…being fit…

So here you are in a park and you get to watch mainly white girls, who look like they drive BMWs…you know high class…like they take showers…multiple showers a day even….and have trainers, trust funds, and have designer clothes…being naughty…whilst getting fit…and it’s good times…

So as I sit her anticipating my favorite hobby. Watching slutty girls of all ages play tennis in public…I celebrate that fetish with these nude tennis girls…a dream…

I also figure these tennis girls, doing fitness are a great thing to promote CBD with…because CBD helps health and wellness, like NAKED TENNIS…it takes down inflammation and helps recovery from pain after jerking off to NAKED TENNIS..

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2019

09

Apr

Oana Gregory Hard Nipples of the Day

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Oana Gregory is an ex Disney Kid…

She is showing off her fitness “activewear”….

Which if you leave your house, and I don’t really leave the house, but I have enough to see that women fucking love Active Wear…it’s like the socially acceptable pajamas…that make them look fit, or tight bodied thanks to all the form fitting fabrics, while offering them the comfort of pretty much being naked, all while not looking like lazy pigs their husbands know they are…spending the money on the gym, lunching, while he’s at work trying to fuck the interns…Life…

While, Activewear, like bikinis, is a fully accepted excuse to be half naked showing off body on the internet – oftentimes with no underwear on…naughty naughty…but not nearly as naughty as she probably was when she was sucking Disney EXEC dick….

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2019

09

Apr

Victoria Justice in Bra Top of the Day

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Oh shit it is Coachella weekend coming up. The most important weekend on social media…at least it was…

Just a place that was coveted and holy for all that is on instagram…

I have a feeling people are over-it, as it is a lame, commercial thing to be part of….but for every too cool for some played out shit, there’s a few dozen maybe even hundreds of people who are just getting to experience it for the first time….so outdated really…get a fucking grip.

Are young people actually into this shit, or is it just 40 year old women who were once young girls sucking dick for VIP tickets, still sucking dick for VIP tickets….

I guess I will never know, cuz I avoid all this shit as hard as I can….

But Victoria Justice, who paved the way for Ariana Grande, and who carried the show named after her – for Ariana Grande to develop her skills she too to the top of the charts….is still out there probably more desperate than ever. Something I apprecaiate in a woman.

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2019

09

Apr

Marisa Papen has a Naked Ski Day of the Day

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It is still freezing and snowing in Canada…as it does well into JUNE…you know that’s how we live up to our living in IGLOOS behind our ICE border wall that you Americans are trying to Emulate in the South with Concrete and Steel…only your border wall is designed to keep people out, while Canada keeps inviting everyone in….if you’re willing to suffer the cold, and contribute to our work force, growing LEGAL weed and Maple Syrup, or getting involved in our other big industries…like Celine Dion and Ryan Gossling…Welcome..

Well, the highlight of every ski season in ski country is when they do the big spring bikini ski…I’ve never seen it, since I don’t leave my house, but apparently it’s real freedom to ski without a constricting snow suit…

Some people, like whore Marisa Papen take that to the next level…by skiing nude, vagina out, only kept warm by her pubic hair, like some kind of pre-historic caveman…and the whole thing is so active and fun…making skiing a sport worth watching…..even though naked skiing is rare….cuz most people who ski, don’t like freezing their genitals off…but Marisa Papen, so daring and edgy in her nudity, is like an explorer…the Indiana Jones of nudity…out there in the elements…saying “this is a great place to produce nude clickbait”…and she is right.

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2019

09

Apr

Lucy Hale Pussy Print of the Day

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Lucy Hale has a pair of leggings jacked up her cunt, like most girls who wear leggings, which is the great thing about leggings, and something I don’t remember seeing happen back in the early 90s when leggings became a massive trend….

I have no memory of looking at pussy lips protruding from either side of a legging seam back then…and I wonder why that is….

I know I am a pervert, voyeur, who stares at every woman’s genitals and have for as long as I can remember…so the whole legging thing would clearly be a big deal.

I know that back then, I didn’t have access to porn, I mean sure there were Playboys and mags around, and the occasional VHS fell into your lap…but I wasn’t out there renting porn, or buying porn…never buy porn was a life philosophy I’ve stuck to….so I know I’d remember staring at a solid cameltoe…

I know I remember all the hard nipples I came across back then…mainly in high school gym class…

So I wonder, was I not looking, is my memory foggy, or has all this whoring out made pussy lips bigger? Have the hormones in the food make the pussy lips are getting bigger? Or is it the panties they wear? The fabrication of the leggings them self….and ultimately does it even matter? Does Lucy Hale, a girl who gets lots of TV work, and her cameltoe matter? Definitely not, but I’d rather see a cameltoe on a bitch in public than nothing at all. It makes for a better user experience.

Why is this my life? I don’t have the answer.

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2019

09

Apr

Nastia Svetlaya Naked for Jewelry of the Day

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Why distract an ad for Jewelry with clothing…..

This is the very important model who may not be an actual model, but rather someone on instagram with followers due to getting naked…

Her name is Nastia…and she’s naked, showing pubic hair…all for the art…and by art I mean the commoditization of herself, tapping into that capitalist free market, trying to sell people Jewelry they don’t need, like she doesn’t have the communism deep in her soul….because when Russia opened up, it’s like everyone forgot what they were….

Sex Sells…so where’s the fucking sex?

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2019

09

Apr

Madison Beer Hard Nipples of the Day

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There is a time when every child must grow its wings and leave the nest, and parents can hope that the lessons they taught them in their homes, will stay with the child for life, and will inspire the child to make the right decisions along the way, in career, in personal and social lives…you know to just be that good persona and to do their best.

In Madison Beer’s case, her mom taught her from a young age to be a whore, masturbation fodder, with her budding young tits on Youtube, to get the views up so that they could close that record deal…and with that…we now have a signed Youtuber, out there with her tits, doing what her mom taught her…because shamelessness is better when it is deep rooted their DNA because it is all they know. Far better strategy than when they have to learn to be whores on their own, like those kids raised in the Church who come out of that like full mental cases…throwing their pussies at everyone trying to figure it out…where as the ones raised in the “social media sex trade”…can make better choices cuz they are more focused and professional about the whole thing….

Here are her nipples in a bra top…

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2019

09

Apr

Sailor Brinkley Cook Topless of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley Cook is proof that a hot mom, who now looks like some sort of zombie muppet thanks to her vanity and available budget for her vanity…..does not necessarily produce hot daughters when she herself reduces herself to a sex worker….who is only there for the money…

But I have a feeling Sailor Brinkley Cook doesn’t realize she’s not cute. She’s just got money and attention from her last name and the fact that she’s going to inherit a billion dollars….all the family real estate…and she’s no fat and gets to always hang in her bikini while fucking surfer dudes in Australia…

Or maybe she realizes it doesn’t matter and you don’t need to be cute to look cute on social media…you just need to show your ass and get topless in the pose all the girls are doing cuz it’s trendy, mainstream and repetitive.

There is no artistry in shamelessness anymore, especially when you’re a lazy rich kid who doesn’t need to put in any real effort.

Right.

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2019

09

Apr

Ryan Newman’s Bikini of the Day

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When I google Ryan Newman – some old fat stock car race driver….

I don’t think this is him…

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2019

09

Apr

Jordyn Jones – Booty Pose of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is one of January Jones’ illegitimate children…and like so many illegitimate children before her, from broken homes, she’s out there trying to get noticed by men doing slutty poses in a squat…because these girls love the way it makes their asses look full..

I have unfortunately been on her instagram and seen what the women she pretends is her mom looks like….and we hope for her sake that the January Jones story is fact and not myth, because her mom is about 300 pounds, which from experience is exactly where Jordyn Jones will end up….first she fattens up her ass, then she has a few kids and next thing you know she is with her family at the all you can eat buffet talking about the glory days of when she was hot and famous…

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