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2023

01

Dec

AnnaSophia Robb Doing Some Sort of Ice Queen Weirdness in her Crown of the Day

I don’t really understand this outfit. Is it fashion or is it a themed party that she’s dressed like some sci/fi fantasy cosplay fetish for the nerds and does it even matter.

I don’t think hard chinned AnnaSophia Robb really matters in the grand scheme of the world and I don’t even know if dudes jerk off to her, which is probably a sad place to be when you’re a celebrity in the movies.

Then again, I did just google her and saw that she was Violet Beauregarde in the Charlie and the Chocolate factory movies, which means….dudes have jerked off to her, just the wrong kind of dudes that I hope aren’t hanging out in these parts. You sick fucks…

I know her from a spiritual movie about Bethany Hamilton, the surfer who lost her arm, which came out in 2011 when she was over 18. She wore a bikini throughout the movie, which was the only real reason to watch the movie, except for the power of god being compelling, the bikinis were more compelling….or at least compelling enough for me to appreciate her 12 years later while rockin’ a corset…

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2023

01

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are the lingerie that you granny, your great granny, your mom, your sister, your daughter, and your goth transgender cousin can all connect on over the Christmas holidays.

Pantyhose that have been worn for generations by the whores who are from families somewhere, even if they’ve been disowned or shunned or shamed…..but it’s the common thread or threads that is timeless, ageless and that strings our the whores and weirdos in our families together….while giving us something to jerk off to….

So thank you fishnets for all you’ve done for us.

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2023

01

Dec

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I don’ think that braless girls are all feminists, I just call them feminists to remind myself how annoying the internet is with their modern feminism and other activism that really just stems from people buying into memes and following the hive mind.

I’d argue that most of the self proclaimed feminists weren’t actually feminists at all, but thought they had to say they were in order to fit into the group on the internet.

Which is why I think that most of the internet outrage is just some bullshit being amplified by people who think they need to retweet the shit…creating a tidal wave of nonsense that just brings down our collective consciousness and fucks with the foundations of our human experience, without anyone actually giving a shit.

I know too many self involved narcissistic cunts who are only into themselves and don’t care about shit, unless they are asked or told to care about shit, then they sure fucking pretend to care about shit, because it’s a front to support their self involved narcissistic bullshit…

Meaning, a braless chick is more about showing off her tits for attention on the internet than about activism and that’s a good thing…

When people stop pretending, acting, playing around, lying about their intentions or feelings because they don’t actually have an opinion, we can go back that vapid and meaningless internet we crave so much….because the internet isn’t life even if it is our life because we are losers, it’s supposed to be a fucking videogame to distract from life…and what better distraction than some NIPPPLES…

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2023

30

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw a younger dude with an old fucking lady acting a fool in the park….

The old lady, with her tits pushed up even in this freezing weather was acting like she was either demented, or just finally ready to live the whore life she repressed all her life, in an “if not now, then when” moment of inspiration.

They were tongue kissing like two teens at the dance, all fucking open mouth and tongues deep in each other’s throats….

The woman got up from the awkward make-out session, to do weird yoga handstands, like she was airing out her cunt, or asshole before her next targeted attack….

The dude watched her like he was watching a fucking porno, and I was like does he not realize she’s old as shit….I guess fitness matters when you’re geriatric and down to fuck….

I stopped watching when she started jerking him off over his pants, because his erection made me uncomfortable….but her behavior inspired, it’s never too late to be the whore in public, there will always be a dude down to get jerked off in a park by you….

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2023

30

Nov

Olivia Munn Is in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Olivia Munn was a fake barely a celebrity I liked to hate on. Mainly because she lived a life in nerd-face and I didn’t appreciate it. I don’t really think it is my duty to defend the nerds of the world out there, but I do feel for some of you because you lack the social skills needed to really understand how the streets work. So when I see an Olivia Munn type hosting nerd shows, talking nerd talk, integrating herself in the nerd community, I know she’s just using the poor nerds for her personal gain. That she doesn’t care about the nerds and that breaks my heart because I support the nerds of the world.

In this society, you can’t wear black make-up and dress like your former president, that’s seen as racist, but you can be a hot chick using the nerd to win the school presidency, or to get the nerd to do other sinister things knowing he can’t say no.

So to me, Olivia Munn is pure evil. To some other people she’s probably evil for other reasons, like calling them out for MeToo when clearly she was the whore begging for it or maybe she was involved in some homewrecking….

The point is, her psychotic tactics have done her some good, she’s old, she’s rich and she’s in a swimsuit with tits, clearly manipulating unsuspecting and wishful thinking nerds works.

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2023

30

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Does Content of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale produced this fun shoot involving her silly cat in a denim jacket, checking her out in her denim jacket, wondering why she’s not wearing a shirt under her denim jacket and realizing that it’s probably a seduction tactic to get some young cock to cum in her and provide her with the hormones that she needs to stay as youthful as possible because at 50 years old, her sex appeal is starting to become questionable and look a little more plastic or Augmented Reality filter than it probably should….eventually she’ll be a cat faced lady and not just a pervert lady with cats…but for now, she’s still passable and that’s magical…or confusing…or demonic…who cares she’s near topless when she really doesn’t have to be.

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2023

30

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I realize that people spend millions of dollars making shitty TV shows and movies to try to distract, confuse or entertain society and they make millions back in their quest in doing that….but it seems like a lot of effort, the whole writing shit out, selling it, getting someone to finance it, hiring cast and crew…have you seen the credits of a movie, that shit goes on for fucking days and days….all for a bullshit flimsy 1.5 hour waste of time…..when all that needs to be done is TITTY DROPS…

Titty drops are the only content society needs, 24 hour constant stream of titty drops, different titty drips sure, but I’d sit through 1.5 hours of a single titty drop assuming the titty being dropped was the kind I’d want to pick up…with my dick…..not that I have a dick, it’s more of a transgender ambiguous hole, but I still identify as a man…

Stop wasting your time Hollywood, Titty Drops are all that are needed.

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2023

30

Nov

150 Year Old Nicole Kidman Pretends to Be a Teen of the Day

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Nicole Kidman is the celebrity human trafficked to America via Tom Cruise is probably in her 150th year of life, at least based on her corpse-like appearance, which I am sure none of you jerk off to, but that I am sure some of you have jerked off to at least once. I mean the 90s were slim pickings for celebrity nudity and she did have a decent set of tits while showing off her big fiery bush….but that’s not the point.

The point is that she’s doing instagram like an angry pantsless teenager who isn’t 150 years old and it is making me uncomfortable, not just because she’s doing the tribute to the devil, which you’d expect since Hollywood is built on evil, but that’s part of it…

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2023

30

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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In a butthole obsessed society filled with a bunch of self involved assholes, you have no choice but to appreciate the thong underwear, because aside from a pair of HANES HER WAY that have been worn the fuck down like a factory worker’s nubby fingers, or stretched out from the poor fat ass not realizing that she’s got a fat fucking ass and needs to size up, the thong is the only real way to see an asshole through or around the panty it is wearing and in an butthole obsessed society filled with giant fucking assholes….that’s a good thing…because seeing the asshole is like achieving the highest score at some insignificant game….it’s like reaching the completion of some epic mission…without really achieving much because staring at an asshole is not getting shit on your dick from fucking the asshole…which is the real completion of the epic mission you’d want.

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2023

30

Nov

Britney Spears Reposts Creepy Naked on the Beach Picture of the Day

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People seem to think it’s mean to jerk off to or make fun of people who have lost their fucking minds….but who cares what people think….

I don’t believe in mental health issues, I do think that all bitches are crazy to begin with, and the crazier the bitch the more fun they are, so I’m all about bringing the crazy…..plus when you spend time in the underbelly of society, the women you come across are all far more nuts that Britney and luckily for you they can’t function in society…so that they suck dick for cheap so they can buy drugs…while someone like Britney is rich and off in her castle somewhere being rich.

So yeah, when people think you’re crazy shaming when pointing and laughing at the crazy, thinking that it’s not real comedy to point and laugh at people, it’s just mean spirited cynicism….they don’t realize that I’m celebrating the crazy…

They also don’t realize that this is probably not even Britney Spears, but rather AI art, or some body double reprogramming our idea of who and what Britney Spears is…

She keeps revisiting old content, like take some new nudes girl, it’s not like she’s working or has anything else to do….

Now, some of her weird professional dancer with a level of mental videos complete with Satanic ritual symbolism and titty grabbing….humping the air with a pole and some falling over herself like she’s not a professional dancer, but rather a drunk aunt with diabetes at a family function after too much cake.

Hot.

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