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2019

28

Mar

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

Olivia Culpo may not be a household name, but she’s got instagram followers, lots of instagram followers and brands seem to like working with her, because I guess she’s been strategic in her whoring, pretending to be a fashion blogger, when really just navigating the world that social media opened up to her, by finding the most relevant dick to stick up in her….

I think she was a Miss America, or Miss Teen USA, pageant girl…that’s how she got her start and found herself getting penetrated by a JONAS brother…before targting NFL cock….

Now, the paparazzi take pics of her, she goes to events, she is relevant to marketers…and the whole thing is so stupid, but she takes dramatic, slutty, tit out bikini pics cuz she knows she’s a whore riding some bullshit wave and we know she’s a whore too..

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2019

28

Mar

Shenise Breslin Showing Some Tits of the Day

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We don’t need to know who Shenise Breslin is, we just need to remember that she’s way hotter than her sister Abigail…

More importantly, without that Little Miss Sunshine Breslin fame, she’s managed to figure out the complex strategy of going topless to get noticed…some women are born with that instinct, others ease into it when they feel it is their best option, some only realize they shoulda used their tits when they were younger and it is now too late for them…because ultimately…that’s about as much substance as we need to support a woman on her plight…

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2019

28

Mar

Victoria Mottet Fake New Art of the Day

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Art is a myth…it doesn’t actually exist. It is just something idiots tell themselves they are doing to justify what they are doing. Sometimes, they can monetize that art, sometimes they can make that art into a business, which I guess would take away from the artistic merit of the whole thing, but for the most part it’s just an excuse….an excuse for a rich kid to not get an actual job, or an actual education…a “I went to art schooL”…so they can be stoned all day and make silly, superficial, nonsense pieces that are either sculpture, collage, paintings….that aren’t innovative, interesting, but most importantly…that don’t require talent…it’s just bullshit….

Art, for the sake of this site is a great thing, because it gives girls this excuse or confidence to get naked in photos…thinking there is something cerebral or high brow about their shit….when really…it’s just superficial clickbait that means nothing…does nothing…but nudity is a grea self promotional tool….and that’s what is about…

Call it what you want, I’m too busy looking at your pubic hair to care.

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2019

28

Mar

Halle Berry Slutty of the Day

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Halle Berry, an identity crisis that racist hollywood used as their go-to black girl, to pretend that she’s black, and to pretend that they aren’t racist…even though no one is racist it when it comes to hot chicks…even the Master Lord or whatever queer name the KKK give themselves…of the KKK would fuck the hot black chick, no matter how disgusted his racist ass is of them, the boner makes the decisions around her…

NOT TO MENTION…Halle Berry probably never met her dad, was raised White and Suburban…and Hollywood people in their elitism appreciated that…

She is out there trying to be relevant, keep the career alive, keep the career going….and adapting with the times, reducing herself to posting slutty content like a basic bitch…because that is where the market is at…..it’s not about fucking producers in closed quarters anymore…it’s about producing content for the masses to jack off to.

She’s gotta be pretty fucking old by now…and that’s ok…since black don’t crack, and either does her half black…ass….

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2019

28

Mar

Katya Elise Henry Instathot of the Day

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KATYA ELISE HENRY is an Instathot with 5 million followers…

Not my style, pretty fucking disgusting looking to me, but apparently people like it…even if it’s all fake followers…the content she’s producing is designed to be seen…

This should bring every girl out there, both fat and skinny, hope or at least send her out a reminder than anyone can being an instagram THOT…they just need to THOT….trashy or not, fat ass or not, get naked, pose like you’re fucking…find some weird level of success….cuz everyone’s a pervert into this kind of flimsy, no soul, low hanging fruit talent…that requires no talent…just shamelessness and exhibitionism…

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2019

28

Mar

Jessie J Bikini Booty of the Day

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Jessie J is some UK popstar trash from a decade ago that everyone forgot…because Jessie J…is just that level of famous, probably set for life and a name that can be dropped to get free tickets because it was once very famous…you know a once relevant always relevant even when not relevant because one hit wonder and instagram keep you alive and your connections from when everyone was sucking your famous dick…are still in the industry and take your calls…

Everyone forgot her, except Channing Tatum, because she is the replacement pussy to the pussy he was married to for a very long time…the dancing wife, who was a professional dancer, named Jenna Dewan I think, I don’t really remember.

I just know that her dancing body, was better than this pocket of fat on the upper thigh I can’t help but stare at…on his sloppy new pussy replacement pussy…

Oh here she is nude

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2019

28

Mar

Top 10 Girls in Leggings of the Day

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Leggings….

A glorious invention that I remember from the 90s….when they started making their way into the mainstream…when leotards weren’t just for the queers in theatre club at your school…

An article of clothing where you are able to see the gateway to a woman’s soul, allowing them to walk around pretty much half naked, while being considered clothed…something women seem to love and embrace…anything to let the world see them as naked as they can get without being deemed a whore…

Fun….

Leggings…

Something you see every time you live your house, because everyone fucking wears them, they are so fucking popular….only now, in these racier times you also get to see full pussy definition…as the leggings get smaller and the women get bigger….

These are 10 pics of girls in leggings that we randomly came across and like to use as a reminder that just outside our houses, at the local Walmart or Gym…leggings exist….making all these celebrity bitches…virtually obsolete…real life is far hotter.

So get out there to the mall, or any public place…and stare at the leggings clad asses.

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2019

28

Mar

The Most Important Video of a Posing Bikini Girl Getting Trolled and Other Videos of the Day

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Falling into a Manhole

Dude Assaults Woman in her car

Russian Drifting

Truck Loses Load

SUV causes HAY FIRE

Crazy Near Accident

Florida Man of the DAy

Orgasm Dancing in Syria

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2019

28

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I used to know a girl who would soak her tampon in egg whites and insert it into her pussy because she read about it on the internet…like it was celery juice.

I don’t know how often she did this, or what the study / meme she read that said this was good cancer fighting tactics…and having had a mom who died of cervical cancer she was willing to try anything…like it was celery juice.

I’m sure she was a hell of a lay…ready to put anything up her egghole…if it was a convincing enough post on social media….but I am also sure she was a victim of the internet, clickbait, fake news, and fake health trends that likely just left her with a pussy infection….stupid people lead to stupid people soaking tampons in egg whites before sticking it inside themselves without any research despite it going against everything they’ve ever known – like to not put random things in your cunt.

I blame the internet…

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Rachel McCord in a Bikini
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Creepy Pregnant Nurses – All Pregnant at the Same Time…What
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Samsung Folding Phone Test
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Big Fan of Big Titty Flashers..
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Old Retard Lady Swing Fail…How did this even happen?
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Lifetime is Doing a SHow on Aly REssman Losing her Virginity
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Sychronized Bar Swinging is Some Dumb Shit
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Instagram Model with Big Tits – Elizabeth Turner
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NSFW – The Right Way for a Threeway
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2019

27

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Whenever any girl gives you a hard time…you just have to say shut up bitch, you’re from a broken home, your mind wasn’t developed properly, thanks to malnutrition and psychological issues from being broken…distracted you from being normal….it’s effective with people in line in front of you at the grocery store taking too fucking long to empty her damn cart when this motherfucker is trying to buy some damn chips….

Whenever you are stoned and playing with a girls’ nipple from behind as she ‘sleeps’, don’t ask her if it is her belly button and freak the fuck out because you think it’s her belly button, while belly buttons aren’t supposed to feel like nipples…not that you pay with nipples…that aren’t your own as you jack off to pegging porn you queer.

I have decided to take the JUSSIE lead and instead of wasting my time doing posts no one reads, you know putting in effort, my soul and heart into my work, hoping it will go viral after 15 years and make me 5 – 10 million dollars…

I’ve realized it’s much easier to craft one viral stunt…get attention…even if it’s made up…

The problem is, I’m not crafty enough, that takes too much effort, it’s easier to just post titty pics of celebs and write mean spirited commentary from genuine anger, hate and darkness…

I know this was a lot about me…but at least I’m not a black guy, who broke into your house while you were in the shower saying “I want to fuck your ass til you can’t walk”..wearing a hoodie like I was Trayvon martin…..

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Keanu Reeves Entertaining Stranded Tourists…
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Everything Coming to TV and Streaming…in APril…
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All the Pregnant Nurses at a Maine Hospital is a Stephen King Plot
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Don’t Kiss the Pope’s Ring
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Blake Griffin’s Manhattan Beach House…
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John Voight Works for Trump
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Amber Heard Braless….
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Joy Corrigan Titties
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Colin Farrell and Danny Devito Answering Google Questions is a Weird Video…
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Naked on Big Brother – LOL
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NBA Injury
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12 Foot Python Climbs the Tree
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Luzy Hale – Tight Leggings Whore…
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I fucking hate Beyonce in her Mesh Shirt
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Fat Instagram Girl of the Day
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Big Bird Laying Some Eggs
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Cute Cat and Dog Friends
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Dude Trolls Police by Breaking Dumb Laws…
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J.Lo Cheats on A.Rod or Vice Versa – Cuz All These people are Vile
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Big Booty Whore Spazzing th Fuck Out in this Dance
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Dude with No Arms and Legs – Living His Best Life
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Racer’s Goofy Crash Causes Brawl….
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Seagull Imitation Championships in Belgium
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What Happens to the Osundairo Brothers?
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Dog Interview
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The Future of Drinking is Not Getting Hungover
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Emma Roberts is Hot
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Lea Michele Push Up Bra
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J.Lo’s Fat ass in Jeans
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Zendaya’s Little Round Ass
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Elaine Lives On After Cancer
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Hussie Harrison in a Leather Skirt
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Kristen Bell in Jeans
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Keri Russel’s See Through Shirt / Bra
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Bella Thorne is Fucking Trash
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Rita Ora Legs..
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Heidi Klum at an Event
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Silver Dress
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Julianne Hough in a Slutty Dress cuz she’s a Slut
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Mandy Moore Bought Herself a star on the Walk on the Fame
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Tumblr Porn Still On
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Reddit Amateur – Natural Red – Who is a Natural Redhead – Jack Off
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The Caught Fucking – Compilation
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Get Your Whore Ass off My Car Bitch Whore Cunt Slut
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Letting the Pussy Hang Out
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Girl Masturbating By the Window…
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Hot Fucking Amateur Slut
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Masturbation of the Day
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NOTHING IS WRONG WITH JAPAN – THIS IS AMAZING
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Brittany Elizabeth Topless as Fuck
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Attacked by the Titties
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Cam Girls Smokes a Cigarette with her Ass
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Ekaterina Hot and NAked
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This is One Old Naked Bitch
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Riley Reid – Hot Ass
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Country Girl – Titty Flash
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Sluts with Short Hair Being Sluts
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Alexandra – the Banana Fucker
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Chloe Rose – Undressing
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Tanita Tango – Hot
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Swedish Bitches
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