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2019

16

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Slutty for Marie Claire of the Day

Years ago, before Behati and her silly name left Victoria’s Secret to breed with Adam Levine, the worst fucking celebrity of all the celebrities she could have ended up with, but the annoying and eager celebrity who affiliated with Victoria’s Secret and all their marketing, in efforts to get close to their underwear models they cast for people like him to not waste their time as they are busy to cast for themselves….

Years ago, I said that she’s got serious fucking wrinkles…you know wrinkles you’d think the team at Victoria’s Secret would photoshop out while erasing her razor burn twat, her vagina-definition, and her nipples…but I guess they want their half naked models looking more refined in a who fucking cares about any wrinkle beyond the ones she’s got in her panties…..this was years ago and I could probably pull up the post, but why bother….when you can look at these pics of her that are almost terrifying thanks to all the face injections she’s clearly got…

Looking like a fucking muppet….a half naked mom of two with the worst fucking celebrity of all the celebrities muppet…but at least she’s cashed in a lives the good life…far better than those days of being raised in NAMBIA…which is apparently where she’s from….look at her now…LA trophy wife dreams…

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2019

16

Jan

Dominika Sedlakova Naked of the DAy

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DOMINIKA SEDLAKOVA has the right name for this type of behavior…because whether she’s American born, or American legal or not…she’s got this solid Eastern European name that reminds me of the Iron Curtain of the 80s and the dream of being important enough to either have a Russian Spy seduce me for information I’d have no problem to give up because I am loyal to my dick before any employer or country….but more important….the USSR let all their ugly women die, to cultivate a hot population of prisoners who all wanted to leave via marrying fat rich Americans…that I wasn’t and never got to capitalize on…but I was able to jerk off to it, like any normal person would…

Now with all the instagram sluts, photographers with their high tech smart phones…the slutty desperation comes in the form of stylized shoots they pretend is “art”….and I’ll buy it even though I know art is a lie, bullshit…but when it encourages a girl to bring out the nipples…here’s the nipples….

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2019

16

Jan

Beatrice Bouchard New TIts of the Day

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Beatrice Bouchard and her new tits are in Miami….

You probably don’t know who Beatrice Bouchard is and you likely don’t care and I probably shouldn’t be bothering posting her tits in a bikini in Miami on the site…because she isn’t famous, or a public figure, and is local and probably is less than 6 degrees of separation from me…capable of hunting me down with her team of chiseled influencer boyfriends from instagram….to either run me over in their rich kid cars…or call their lawyers and fight like the emasculated male fights…

I do find it funny that her sister (twin sister) is a top tennis star, a local hero, rich in and of herself, even though she started out rich thanks to her dad…it’s tennis, not a poor man’s sport….while this one is a party girl doing instagram deals with whoever pays her….like all the kids are doing….and bikinis at all levels of fame help them matter…

I do not know if the tits are implants, or investment into her instagram career…she’s young and all the young girls are getting plastic surgery….I do know that they are tits and that is what matters for the sake of this post.

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2019

16

Jan

Russian Reality Star Says the Reason She Matters is the Fake Tits and Other Videos of the Day

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Alcohol Withdrawal

16 Year Old Calls 911 Cuz her Dad Confiscated her Phone

Big Toy Stuck in ANus

Truck VS Kids

Window Jerker…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

16

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think I have said that I never set out to be the most liked person, I always got off on being the most hated person, liked by the three or four people in on the joke…usually less….usually just myself…which has proven to not be very marketable as a concept….since I haven’t pulled off being the most hated person…since that requires as much effort as being the most liked person…and effort works against my concept of waking up at noon or later to update a blog about tits…

It is 1 pm and I am just waking up like it was a Sunday on Wednesday and that to me is actually living the fucking life….because effort is exertion and life is better when you just sit…despite what all these fuckers tell you…

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Dogs React to Crisis
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Vogue Williams – Whoever that is in a Bikini
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Kid in Car Seat Falls Into Traffic
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Saved by the Bell Stars have a Shitty Syndication Deal…and that is Funny
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Celebs on the 10 Year Challenge
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2019

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I would say the internet is interesting, or an interesting place, and I guess in a lot of ways it is, I mean I do run a website and have for 15 years and have benefitted in some capacity from the internet life….so I shouldn’t hate on it…but it was in 2008 or 2009 when the internet got substantially lamer thanks to the mainstream moving to the internet…ad dollars moving to the internet…old school ways moving to the internet…

I used to like the internet for all the weird people you’d come across, but now that the mainstream is here, it’s like being at the fucking mall, in a mall shop, dealing with mall people…who for some reason are no content producers….pushing the weirdos to corners I don’t go…and exposing me to the mall mentality of everyone else….like being on the bench outside the Lingerie shop…

But then things go viral, from EGGS, to the 10 year challenge, where idiots feed data to the machines that control them…everyone participating, fear of missing out…”OH I can post a ten year spread also”….and they do…and it becomes everywhere…virality…spiralled or spearheaded by evil..and all the idiots join…

I am all for the lemming mindset, I like the idea of manipulating the masses still working, you’d tink with internet they’d be smarter but they aren’t….good news….But I am not into seeing before and after pics of everyone…

I would be far more into viral challenges if the 10 year challenge everyone loves, was a 10 year Genital challenge…where girls post pussy pics from 10 years ago and now to show how it evolves as a vital organ….

I would be front row for that…but people’s faces, fuck off narcissist…get back to the nudes.

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Rihanna is Suing her Dad – Cuz She’s a Cunt
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Katherine Swarzenegger is Ugly
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Bad Tattoo of the day
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Mrs Klaus Erotica Walking on Air….
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Gymnast to Jack Off to
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Dora Madison Nipples
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See Thru Bikini…
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Female Cop Being Female of the Day
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RIP Carol Channing has Died
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Liz Olsen CLEAVAGE
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Halle Berry Wet Tee
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Sophie Turner is Mad About Mental Health
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The Most Dangerous Jobs in the USA
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Public Shitter
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The Marginal Tax Rate Explained
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Slutty Tebow Fiance
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Lohan in a Bathing SUit is Terrifying
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Weird Kidnapping in Costa Rica that Seems Crazy….
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F Bomb During Post Game Interview
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Kathy Griffin VS Don Cheadle
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Take That Bitch
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Alexa Gets a Robot Head
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Dude Who Lost 600 Lbs…
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Terrible Grammy Host
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Sweat Pant Butt of the DAy
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Madison Beer – Great Tits
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Lily Rose Depp Nipples
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Cara Delevingne is a Demon
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Celeb Nudie Scenes
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Some Bitch at a Marvel Event – All You Nerds Need to Know
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Another Bitch for Marvel
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Delilah Hamlin in a Bikini
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Some Other Bitch at the Marvel Event
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Jordyn Jones Basketball Slut
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Would you Hit It?
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Miss Teen Delaware – Then and Now
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Messy!
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Viv Blush Huge Tits
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Reddit Amateur – Spank Me Rosy
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Licking the Frozen Rails.
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Left Out of the Gangbang
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Chubby Dildo
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Another TUMBLR Porn is Not Cancelled of the Day
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Two Ways a Girl Can React to Your Penis
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Tampon Pissing
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2019

15

Jan

Ashley Graham Big Fat Ass of the Day

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I think Ashley Graham makes a lot of fucking money for being fat, which in a way is fat shaming in and of itself, they pretend it is empowering, but there is no way that it’s not some freakshow admission fee shit….

I do not believe anyone but black guys who like big white women, and who think all white girls look the same, and the bigger the ass the better, mainly cuz the white girl is so eager to get a dick in her, excited to be in her and big enough to feel in her massive asshole banged out by all the eating she’s done to get fat….

I do not think normal men find fat chicks hot, unless they are perverts, or it reminds them of their moms, which I guess makes them perverts…it’s a fetish….or maybe the fatification of America, makes her a hotter version of their fat wives, cuz this fat slob can actually get out of her own wheel chair without her legs breaking under the force…or maybe she can wipe her own ass…or afford t pay someone to wipe her own ass…the PRIME version of what you see buying junk food at Walmart…living that famous dream…

I think maybe girls give into Ashley Graham and her hype because they believe she’s hot, cuz she looks like a man and they are hetero..or they are drawn to the lie she tells them about being happy to be fat that I don’t fucking believe…no fat person is happy…otherwise they wouldn’t be fat…

I do think her fame is irresponsible. We should be making idols out of people to look up to, people to aspire to be like, people who better us…not people who say it’s ok to be you…when you are not ok…you’re shit, do better….

All fat empowerment does is say “bitch eat what you want, die premature, it’s cool”…and in Ashley Graham’s case it is cool ,she’s had too much hype and attention and her impending Type 2 Diabetes ads don’t excite me….it’s some negative shit that shouldn’t happen….sure don’t kill yourself cuz you’re fat, even though you’re being judged for being fat, don’t let it stop you from things like going to the gym to get fit…that’s the takeaway here, that’s all the fat empowering you need…don’t feel too fat to go to the fucking gym….so let that inspire you fat ass…while looking at this fat ass…the before picture you gotta put up on your damn fridge….

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2019

15

Jan

Ciara Instathot Bikini of the Day

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Ciara is doing her “Pee on me R-Kelly” post, you know staying relevant in a life after Diddy, because they are broken up, and she has likely been peed on by him trying to adapt to the R-Kelly demands….Diddy, notorious wavejacker, who attaches himself to more talented and important people than him, couldn’t let R be the only one peeing on younger women….enter Ciara…who stuck it out all these years, has recently removed her R.Kelly song, like some bullshit, since he peed on a 15 year old in 2002…and we all knew…but is the knee jerk reaction you expect from Hollywood…those flimsy fucks…

Oh shit…

Diddy’s girlfriend was Cassie…that doesn’t mean Ciara wasn’t peed on by someone…like her baby daddy FUTURE….or even R.Kelly….despite playing the whole born again version shit…because clearly she’s in “get peed on position”…I’ve seen enough golden shower porn to know what’s up, I’ve clearly not followed enough Shade Room or World Star to know who fucks who in hip hop…but I did get some of the letters right which is pretty impressive to me….I’m so detached from this shit…I’m just here for the bikini pics.

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2019

15

Jan

Jessica Lowndes Big Tits of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes who isn’t famous – but is more famous than you….which isn’t saying much, but you’ve been trying with all your selfies and MEMES on facebook, I mean I’ve been reading your status updates and if you’re not trying to be the funny guy in your friend group, I don’t know what else you’d be doing, or how you can justify that kind of behavior other than attention seeking. I blame a lack of breast feeding…

Lowndes, who hasn’t acted since 90210….a Canadian who was once on Degrassi and made the move to the USA to steal your jobs with Nina Dobrev…has managed to stack up some fake tits and now trying to be an influencer as all the sluts, and apparently you…and your memes and status updates prove….

She’s got big fake tits and if you’re going to be a half rate celebrity….have big fake tits.

The most interesting thing about her is that her dad ran across Canada as a teen, from one Igloo to the fucking Rest….

The rumor is she is also Nelly Furtado’s sister…those Eskimos are crazy….while I think she may be Nelly Furtado as I’ve never seen them in the same room….

Canada…drunk on maple syrup shit.

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2019

15

Jan

Lily Rose Depp See Through of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp wore a great outfit to an event – because you can see her fucking tits….

I guess she’s trying to redefine herself….I mean or define herself…as a celebrity daughter…while being one of my favorite celebrity kids, for no real reason besides being hot, despite having cankles….and I am glad that she exists…

I am not even a Johnny Depp fan, or even an entitled rich kid fan, but for some reason, I think she’s great….and not just because she’s showing tits….and here she is showing TITS….bigger than we expected maybe….totally doing what the young kids are doing…showing tits so that you don’t sexualize them…

So here we are not sexualizing them….right.

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