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2019

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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In one of the most exciting things to ever happen in my life, a mother of one of the actresses who I actually gave a shout out to for marrying Brian De Palma when she was just a single mother with her baby girl Willa Holland, reported me on Twitter for objectifying her daughter’s nipples, because she had her nipples out for the paparazzi, even though her mother threw her into this acting thing, that got her on the OC, living that Hollywood life….

Some people really lack appreciation for what I do here…

Since that interaction I’ve been blocked, but how exciting the internet can be….the vagina that made Willa Holland from the OC and that Brian De Palma stuck his dick in….THE Brian De Palma….from Scarface fame…..blocked me…like actually clicked block on little old me’s profile…a nobody up in Canada…blocked by a pussy a legend was up inside…I man Dressed to Kill, another De Palma movie was one of the first movies I jacked off to cuz of the bush…a brush with a Sugar Baby of the mid-90s….in an era before everyone was a Sugar Baby…this is like interacting with Kris Jenner before she was Kris Jenner….if Kris Jenner never released her daughter’s sex tape to get them all ric and famous…

DREAMS DO COME TRUE……

UPDATE! The Bitch Got me Shutdown on Twitter.

Here are some stepLINKS…of the…Day…

Christina Aguilera Does Vegas….
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I love this chick Beating Herself Up When She Gets Dumped…
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Lady Gaga Helps Get Manson Murderer Out…
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Lily Rose Depp – Hard Nips….
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Margot Robbie – and Old as Fuck Looking Harley Quinn – Who Signs Off on Giving 50 Year Olds Jobs as Hot Chicks
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Shitty Overpriced Sarah Jessica Beer Ad with her Tits….
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HOT BOOTY GALLERY OF THE DAY
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Julianne Hough Cameltoe
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Tic Tac Toe Fail
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Kim K – Gets Slut Shamed…
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Shay Mitchell – NIPPLES on the Beach – THROWBACK
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Fame Whore Beach Workout
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Cheeks in the Wind
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Kelly Ripa Bikini Granny…
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Everything Streaming on TV….
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The Dangers of the Tow Truck……
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The Construction Worker who Pretends to be a Baby
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Roger Stone – Busted – Funny Guy…
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Suspect Surprised by Police
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Cat and the GEESE
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The Reason Greek is Painted White and Blue
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Woman Loses Shit…when Credit Card is Declined
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Trump Supporters Beat Gay Actor
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Dino Driver on Snow Duty
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Man Hangs Off Hood in Road Race Incident
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Slutty Chick from Instagram….
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Japan’s Rent a Sister is Hilarious
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Cute Kitten Video of the Day
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Jake Gyllenhaal – a Brat…..
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Grammy Winner Publicity Stunt….
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Natalie Dyer – Dress
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Stella Maxwell – Hot See Through
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Taraji P. Henson has Big Tits…
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Laura Prepon – Sports Bra
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Olivia Culpo Panty Flash…
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Bella Thorne Big Bikini TIts
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Emilie de Ravin Fat Tits…
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Britt Baron little cleavage…
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Courtney Stodden Lingerie.
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From stepSMUT!!

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Tumblr Still Has Porn…..
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Reddit Amateur….Spreading Pussy
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Hot Tit Pillow Fucker
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Fully Dressd Girl Has Fully Possessed Orgasm….WEIRD
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LIVE ACTION DISNEY MOVIE HARDCORE
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Happy Birthday – Candle Insertion is Hot
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Huge Fucking Titty Flash
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Strip and Bait….
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Nudity Car Racing Girls
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Living with a Cam whore
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Greek Nipples!
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Some Chick Named Pamela – in Glitter and Oil
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Big Titty Maible Naked by the Pool
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Smooth Wet Pussy
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Fat Mom Drinks Breast Milk
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Skinny Girl Naked in the Studio
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Hot Chick Fisted – Hot
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Maya’s Bush.
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Bolt on Tits of the Day
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Amy Miller – 90s Nudity
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2019

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Booty Workout of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez posted up this workout video because she wants to teach everyone proper form.

This is not her attempt to get views from perverts who like her ass….and ass that was the basis of 98 percent of her marketing in 1990s….back when she wasn’t in her 80s.

This is her being an influencer and sharing the wealth of knowledge she gets from working with the best of the best, passing it onto you schlubs, who can’t afford the knowledge…it’s her sharing cuz she’s caring…about building the audience to monetize the fuck out of as she stays relevant cuz she’s fucking J.Lo…not actually fucking J.Lo…I mean I am sure she fucks J.Lo hard all the time…her DILDO collection likely huge and luxurious…probably made of expensive shit like Elephant Tusk and Skulls from th Catacombs….but here right now…she’s just showing off her ass in tight pants…

Enjoy if you can.

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2019

Jan

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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You have to kind of appreciate Elizabeth Hurley. Her hustle to sell her bikini line based on her legacy that she’s still living out in bikini pics everyday….

She’s figured that posting bikini pics to the pervert fans out there looking at her content gets her the likes and follows her ego deserves….it’s great for a aging woman’s self esteem…being reminded that dudes still like your tits in a bikini…and it makes for a fun a playful thing to do…a hobby she can monetize…like sucking Hugh Grant’s dick back int he 90s when he created her…before going after tranny hookers while they were dating…something that probably hurt her self esteem….but that she got through knowing that a hetero woman can’t compete with a chick with a dick, at least not in sports…..

Point being…she’s still at it, no sign of stopping, women look on jealous like she likes, guys look on hard like she likes…this instagam thing is a winning solution for an otherwise dead, expired, invisible celebrity….thanks instagram for keeping tits alive…

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2019

Jan

Iggy Azalea Fat Ass of the Day

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LOL…WTF is going on in these Jeans…

It is amazing that this fake ass is a thing, that exists, that makes money, that lives in LA in a nice home, that has spending money, that makes consistent money…it’s just so fucking gutter and hilarious….and has as much authenticity as the host body carrying it around for black dudes to fuck…a lie built on a lie…culturally appropriating a culture..AMericans as a whole…and rap music…as a white girl…that everyone allows to exist cuz all the dudes involved want to get up in it and probably do.

To do this to yourself as a marketing tactic, to tell her white girl story better…is just funny….Iggy Azalea is a comedy show…not a rap show..they get her categories all mixed up at the Grammys I hope she’s not nominated for cuz she’s really not very good.

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2019

Jan

Olivia Culpo Tight Dress of the Day

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The fact that the paparazzi follow Olivia Culpo around is hilarious to me. She’s not famous, she’s just some instagram chick who fucked a Jonas brother before he married some Indian…dot not feather…in some magical ceremony that the media picked up on…unless she was with the other one…in which case she was just someone he banged through, before giving her back to the world to find her way, where she ended up on the dick of a few NFL players, as these girls do….they are raised by dads who put so much value on sports in America, that to bed a sports man is something that would make dad proud, and to get knocked up by one…is someting to make your bank balance proud as you cash the fuck in on your uterus…

But now…now she’s “famous” because she attends events for LITERALLY doing nothing but fucking the right people..

Shhe’s not an actor, or model..she’s literally an instagram account being treated like the famous…

The world is nuts, which works for you, cuz you like nuts, in your mouth, homo.

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2019

Jan

Margot Robbie Got Her Tits Out of the Day

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Margot Robbie sucks.

She is so overrated and overhyped.

Acting is a joke, requires no Talent, she’s just in the equivalent of a Weinstein girl scenario, where agents / managers / execs have decided she’s good for sales so give her the work….

There are tons of people who aren’t immigrants from Australia…capable of doing as good, better, while being hotter.

She is old, she was only good naked in Wolf of Wall Street..

She is a fabrication of a star by the powers that be and endorsing her is giving into their LIES….FAKE NEWS. She Sucks. Open you eyes. Don’t believe the hype.

Here she is as Harley Quinn because the movie industry recycles bullshit stories and bullshit characters for bullshit people with no taste – cuz they like cash grabs – and they give this bitch the job despite being 45 fucking years old – because they like big names attached to projects and for some reason Margot Robbie is a big name in a world where there are no actual big names – NO ONE CARES….HOLLYWOOD IS DEAD….

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2019

Jan

Bella Hadid Pussy Print of the Day

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Bella Hadid has a really hard face…one would say a man face….definitely not a face of a model…which I guess isn’t saying much because the fashion world is run by gay dudes and the marketing world is run by 22 year olds….two things I am so far removed from…which would explain why her hype confuses me…

I am an old man who likes women who look like women. I am also a traditionalist in that I don’t mind nepotism if it is warranted. Like if it makes sense. All the celebrity rich kids of the past were not the best for the job, sure, but they were able to pull off the job….

Bella Hadid isn’t even a product of nepotism, sure she’s a rich kid and her career was bought, but her dad was a real estate developer and her stage mom who pushed her into i claims to be a model, and was a big enough model to end up with a rich pervert like her dad, but he’s the kind of guy who hangs with the grey area prostitutes model types, who like the good life and don’t mind selling their soul to the rich guy for the good life…since he is into that!!!

She exists….because of social media, her sister’s fame and the fact that everyone is queer and like trans.

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2019

Jan

Alexis Ren Hard Nipples of the Day

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In very important news….Alexis Ren, a whore from instagram who revolutionized instagram whoring, by going viral and being packaged as a travel and adventure influencer instead of a whore…has a Hard Nipple…..

She’s the instagram slut on private jet doing awesome things half naked that people followed because she was someting they could jerk off to and she was basically prostituting herself at a young age, who got cast for Dancing with the Stars…because the mainstream media has no fucking clue on how social media works – even after all these years…slow moving like my metabolism and digestion….

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2019

Jan

Hilary Duff is a Tank of the Day

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I used to call Hillary Duff the Hockey Gangbang queen, because I assume that all athletes are homosexuals, otherwise they wouldn’t be so into showering together, or shoving broom handles up in each other….and that in their brotherhood they fuck each other’s women together, so that they cum….and pretend it’s not queer, but just a brotherhood without the incest…

She was married to an NHL player from a billionaire family, meaning he didn’t need to play pro hockey and was doing it for the showers…they had a kid together, he was likely a fan of Lizzie Maguire, a show you probably jerked off to before I was into Hilary Duff….I only started liking her when her legs got beefy like a crossfit woman…and her sex addiction, because rich and famous people sexualized at a young age, become sex addicts to fill the void, and in her divorce she fucked a lot of people…staff and colleagues until getting knocked up…

NOw thicker than ever, look at this ass, look at this gunt…so solid…in all it’s softness and mom-like glory…

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2019

Jan

Ashley Graham Still Fat of the Day

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This just in…fat chicks can do more than work the counter at the deli, or the cash at Walmart, or the back kitchen at the Bakery….

They can also be bikini models….since the world is perverted and used to fucking fat chicks…allowing them to accept fat chicks in bikinis…because fat chicks is all they know.

Skinny bitches are a thing of the past, at least statistically…

They say fat chicks are more real and more relatable to other fat chicks…..and they deny fat chicks are going to die prematurely for being fat…even though they will….it’s science..but marketing can override marketing ANY day….it has for years.

Ashley Graham is riding this trend hard, which is far easier on her than riding a bike, or riding her black husband….or riding a roller coaster cuz she doesn’t take up two seats….

I think her motivation in making the millions doing this nonsense was to fly first class so that she fits on the plane…..because celebrating being fat, getting paid for being fat…is hardly something to encourage or celebrate…unless you’re the one getting paid.

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