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2019

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is hot and skinny….she’s got big fucking tits, almost freakish tits for her small frame, and even if those tits don’t hang proper, I wouldn’t know because I don’t remember if she’s done topless yet….they are amazingly off balanced and a good time.

She is the American dream, even if her dad is Bahamian and a tax evader…she is just what the people like…a top heavy skinny body, almost a fetish or cartoon, and even if her face isn’t the ultimate in faces…who’s looking at her face, it’s good enough to celebrate her as a package that is more than just tits…but thank god for the tits…because without them she’d never exist at this level of barely famous.

I like these stories of defying all the odds, pulling herself out of Florida, by taking something she was bullied for and laughed out…her tits…and making them her number one reason to exist or be noticed…like she’s putting them out there, getting paid to put them out there…so take that you fucking bullies who bullied her for her tits…or maybe we should use her as a poster girl for how being teased can help you monetize the thing you were teased for to piss off those bullies and get the best revenge you can….I mean it works for tits…and may not have the same impact if you’re teased for other defects that are less fun to suck on…or play with…like being born with no ear, a port wine stain on your face, one testicle, a cyclops…a pinhead thanks to ZIKA…because even bullying discriminates…

POINT being…welcome back to the conversation McKinney. We like this.

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2019

Feb

Busy Phillips Bikini of the Day

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Busy Phillips is the single most disgusting actress out there…the last actress I want to see in a bikini – or see at all….horse faced and big….the kind of actress I look at when I see her in one of her acting jobs and question everything going on in Hollywood….because something this bad shouldn’t be on a screen – no matter how great she is to work with – or how funny she may be. Not that I know whether she is funny or not…I block out all she’ done…but what I’m saying is that even if she’s the best out there…keep her working the local car dealership ads, not this hollywood shit…

But now that she’s doing the whole Hollywood shit…it’d be nice to keep her clothed, you know maybe come to a compromise….that if you use her as a celebrity…keep her covered up…..

Seeing her in a bikini is one of the last things I want to masturbate to…but will still masturbate to…because I am a nice guy who gives the ladies what thy want when they do this comedic shit….that terrifies me.

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2019

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Pussy Print of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is turning herself into some Lady Gaga face, which a weird angle to take for anyone with access to the same face injections she has access to…it ways it’s great she’s not becoming a fucking Kardashian…but she’s using the same amount of trashy exhibitionism to get the engagement she needs…like this one with some cheap fetish gear jacked up her pussyhole…promoting whatever it is she promotes…while keeping in mind that a decade ago when she started this up…she wasn’t even this crazy and aggressive with her pics…so I guess it’s just an evolution thing…growing into it or some shit…or I guess in the panty’s of this picture’s case…growing around it….pussy lips just sucking it all up…

It’s weird, it’s edgy, it’s dated, it’s trashy, but it’s oddly hot….if you grew up in the 90s and every gutter stripper you knew looked like this…

I am a fan of it, and I don’t know why….but I do know it’s not because she fucked Donald Trump Jr….not that I care that she fucked Don Jr….I am not that person…I just know that’s not the reason I’m a fan of this Valentine’s Day Magic.

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2019

Feb

Demi Rose Backpages Photoshoot of the Day

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$Demi Rose Slutty Pink Latex Big Ass TIts$

I don’t think Backpages still exists, but it was a funny website to find people you knew on when it did exist…because a whole group of girls I knew from Instagram, which means I didn’t know them at all, but I did see their backpages and figured out quickly what I already knew, and tat is how they paid for their flights to Las Vegas and other places.

It was the cash grab for girls who grew up on porn and didn’t care that they were getting banged out a few times a day to make what I assume they thought was a ton of money…500 dollars a day for a trashy girl is a lot of money…so they got to tap into their pussy and entrepreneurial spirit and make dreams come true….where are they all now? I guess on Patreon….but that back page shit was the glory days for sluts figuring out dudes are perverts who will pay for sex.

The rumor is that this fat, bootleg Kardashian – Demi Rose – is a sex worker, high paid and high end, but still terrible….and this is her lovely shoot to celebrate that her prostitution doesn’t get her banned from America…as she’s there doing Miami right…the power of having millions of followers to divert the storyline from whore to famouse influencer….all while being the same level of trash….hot.

$Demi Rose Slutty Pink Latex Big Ass TIts$

$Demi Rose Slutty Pink Latex Big Ass TIts$

$Demi Rose Slutty Pink Latex Big Ass TIts$

$Demi Rose Slutty Pink Latex Big Ass TIts$

More images for her backpages account

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2019

Feb

Oana Gregory Panty Flash of the Day

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Oana Gregory is a Disney kid turned panty flasher…

I may not know who Oana is, and I may not have had the opportunity to see some of her life changing work as a Disney kid…because my perversion is far more normal than the perversion that is out there. I have a solid grasp and control of my perversion and I don’t go down any of those dark roads perverts go down…if anything porn has ruined any of that for me….there was a time when I would come up with sick weird fetishes, but now it all exists in video format because there is a market for it…so trying to weird out the SQUARES from my high school like I used to is irrelevant now cuz even the most normal is exposed to the most weird shit….so I like to go back to the basics, tits, ass, nipples, bush…and Panty Flash…

Because I know and appreciate the simple things…like a Panty Flash…

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2019

Feb

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini of the Day

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Hometown hero Eugenie Bouchard – the tennis star who never wins, but who is still premiere player who gets to go to all the grand slam events, is someone who I guess I am forced to know about because she is from Montreal and I am in Montreal and Montreal has very little to talk about as the majority of famous people from Montreal are not quite as famous as Eugenie Bouchard…other than Celine Dion…so they treat her like a fucking hero….even though she never wins, and I guess doesn’t even live in Montreal and hasn’t for years, because her parents shipped her off to that Tennis school in Florida…where she spends most of her time in her bikini during the winter for you perverts to try to jack off to…but realizing it’s not all that great…you know fitness and diet and training is good for health and wellness and longevity..but not so great in terms of sex appeal…it’s like the more fit you get, unless it is instagram fitness where you target your ass and get lipo on your stomach since it’s encouraged and everyone is doing it now….the less attractive you are…so this Eugenie Bouchard not hot.

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Here is her much hotter TWIN sister Beatrice who is living her best life, as an instagram THOT, rather than an Athlete who has to do all that work when she can just chilllllll….and get paid…not that she needs the money…she rich…

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2019

Feb

Morena Baccarin Bikini Pics of the Day

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Morena Baccarin is from Firefly, Serenity, Stargate, V, Vanessa, Deadpool 1 and 2, Homeland and who the fuck cares what else…because she’s in a bikini.

Sure the 39 year old looks like she’s on my diet plan, which is no diet plan, and she may not be nearly as fat as me and my motorized scooter to get through walmart aisles to buy a big containr of cheese puffs fat…but fat for a celebrity…

Maybe she just had a kid, you know gotta do it in between all the fucking work she gets….cuz I guess she’s dialled into the scene. A reliable Brazilian import, who like 21 Savages came to America at a young age, only she went to expensive schools with Claire Danes cuz she’s rich…and now with a fan base of creepy pervert nerds…she’s living the fucking life…

The most exciting thing about her is that she was married and a mom when she cheated on her husband with Ryan from the OC…huge moves…remember the OC?…who she is now married to and has a kid with…THESE BRAZILIANS MOVE IN HARD….

Mom of two – bikini life…

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2019

Feb

Elsa Hosk Topless and Hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the hottest Victoria’s Secret model…at least according to me at this moment right now…

I am not one of those dudes who ever had friends. I never socialized with other dudes. I found that whole dynamic massively queer…like a brotherhood to share your stories, your dreams, your bullshit with….silly really. But I know dudes who used to get together and talk about celebs or models they want to fuck, and who they think is the hottest, they’d do viral clickbait top 10 lists in their mom’s basement whilst eating chips and playing videogames….so I don’t have an actual list of hottest VS models…

I just feel this Swedish basketball player turned nude model for a mall brand, sweatshop produced, iconic to the middle of the road America…is top and that is still saying something because the mall brand that buys hot chicks internationally and imports them to America, still use hot chicks, and invest budget into building up their online persona, their celebrity, all to sell more panties….they even sell some off to Leo, some off to that homo Adam Levine, some off to Tom BRady and other celebrities who are in on the scam to hype them up…or just buying into the hype…as it is all part of their marketing…to create celeb models for their mall brand….in what is pretty clever marketing because VS exists in a big way….

This is a hot enough titty grab…for social media cuz they get performance bonuses on social media.

I’m just glad they haven’t got sucked into the fat chicks out of pressure from the internet. Good thinking mall brand. Stick to your guns on this one. We have to see enough fat chicks in lingerie eveerytime our wives read a 50 shades of grey book.

Here she is for a magazine…

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2019

Feb

Irina Shayk Thong of the Day

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Irina Shayk the Mail Order Bride of the Day was the alternate title, or Irina Shayk Backpages Image of the Day…because that was the life she could have been living if she wasn’t a trained Russian spy who used her hotness to infiltrate the American scene and wind up knocked up by an A-Lister, as much as I don’t like Acknowledging Brad Cooper as an A-Lister, I’m like the Academy Awards up in here, and he’s just some dude from The Hangover who’s been able to polarize things…while being roped in by a Russian model who knows how to poke holes in the condom cuz theoretically her life was over at 30 and she had to make a move…but clearly isn’t over based on this thong pic…you know still doing big Russian things…hard working and soulless and hot.

Nice.

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2019

Feb

Marta Morilla brings A Series of Unfortunate Facial Expressions to her Tit Pics of the Day

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Marta Morilla has her tits off while making dumb facial expressions to sow you how silly, and wild and how she doesn’t take herself too seriously…while being stripped down to bear her soul to you….and by soul I mean all these girls on the internet producing content about themselves, naked or not naked, or trying to manipulate us with their tits to think they are stripping down and showing us their souls, but they are just manipulating, pulling tactics, creating identities and messaging for all of us to buy into their LIES…

But at least we get to see their tits….unfortunately not her pussy today…she’s building up to that…you can’t expect to give a dude anal on the first date if you want his respect or to call you back…unless he has to, since he’s been everywhere he needs to go….right.

She Looks old..but never too old for a goodtime with tits.

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