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2019

02

Jan

Adriana Lima Weird Swimsuit Erotica of the Day

I thought Adriana Lima expired / retired from Victoria’s Secret after dragging that shit on and on and on and on for years after years after years…in the never ending cycle of bullshit promo modeling that made her lots of millions of dollars…who was either too narcissistic to realize how ugly she had got to care about how ugly she got….or just didn’t realize she aging badly….even though all women realize they are aged the way a sandwich in your lunchbox ages….not a good kind of aging…even if he has some probiotics to help your gut health….it can probably poison you…or maybe it was a so exposed all these years, whatever, fuck you pay me, situation….some people can’t handle seeing pics of themselves, while others are totally into shitty pics of themselves….especially when millions of dollars come with it…like “I don’t want to see myself, but if you do and you’ll pay me, ok”….it’s just sex work on another level really…

Either way….LIMA is still in a bathing suit…even when she’s announced that she’ll stop….because that’s the kind of person she is…a LIAR!.

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2019

02

Jan

Bebe Rexha Big Albanian Tits of the Day

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Bebe Rexha Big Albanian Tits Bouncing White Shirt Braless

First Poll of 2019. Do you like fat 30 year old tits that were behind the scenes in the music industry before taking life by the balls and deciding that they were self absorbed egos who wanted the glory that comes with celebrity…even if they aren’t that hot, but in the era of the fat chick, cross referenced with Adele’s celebrity, why write hits for others, when you can do it for your damn self…plus you got tits, and people like tits….

I guess that’s not really a poll…but it is an ALBANIAN…

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Posted in:Bebe Rexha|SFW

2019

02

Jan

Emmy Rossum in a Bikini of the Day

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Emmy Rossum we have seen you naked…you dumb cunt.

I hate Emmy Rossum for no official reason. Just one of those celebs I think suck for no reason. We don’t need a reason to hate them. They are already all very hate worthy just being the assholes that they are….but some of them are less irritating and offensive than the others…some entertain me and I appreciate their nonsense…while others just eat away at my soul whenever I see them. Naked or not….bikini or not…just pure shit…

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2019

02

Jan

Kourntey Kardashian Nipples of the Day

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Kourntey Kardashian leaving the house with her nipple out is exactly what you’d expect from this trash trying to stay relevant.

I don’t know if they are self aware enough to realize that the end is near, no one cares, or if they realize that people will still throw money at them because they know how to manipulate the masses, which is what brands are excited about….or if they are just all whores who like attention who go out with their tits out…since their careers only happened cuz their sister fucked on video like she was Paris Hilton…as it was the thing to do in that time….

I just know you can see her ethnic nipple, and these twats are so famous for nothing, someone must be into seeing this…

I’m more interested in seeing her threesome sex tape with Sofia Richie if times ever get tough for these idiots if they ever stop earning, and can’t afford the overhead, since brands shouldn’t support their garbage…and either should the fans….but they do….so the sex tape won’t be for a long long time I guess….but in the meantime…40 year old nipples..

KUNTS EVERYWHERE.

Here she is with her baby daddies girlfriend Sofia Richie

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2019

02

Jan

Faith Schroder Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Silver Spoon’s Schroder’s daughter is crawling around on all fours in a bikini, for her own bikini line I think, since all the instagram sluts are doing bikini lines, to have an excuse to post themselves in a bikini and I respect the hustle for a few reasons…the first is the level of entrepreneurship involved in launching your own brand is impressive, especially with such a young woman. Taking the whole “my dad is rich from acting maybe, I’m not sure, actors didn’t make that much in the 70s”…and saying “I’m in charge of my own destiny”…..it’s also a solid tactic for those instagram jobs you can’t get when the brands stop paying out people to post their nonsense…it’s an “I don’t need you, I got my own business, I aint no influencer slave to the marketing people, I am the marketing people”……but the main thing that I respect the hustle for is the half naked crawling around on all fours it takes to promote the bikini line….it’s one of the better product lines to launch if you’re a hot half naked 18 year old chick….

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Posted in:Faith Schroder|SFW

2019

02

Jan

Christina Aguilera Still Trying to be Hot of the Day

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Christina Aguilera looking like an old hollywood tranny or drag queen…just the way you like her cuz you know she wasn’t actually born with a dick…there was a time when she was a hot skinny chick…and not an old hag of a mom….still vain and done up…just not vain enough to stop the fucking chowdown….fatty.

I am not sure she’s properly executing this comeback tour after years of being invisible on her pile of money…but at least she’s making moves in the right naked direction…

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2019

02

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Got Them Anti Vaxxer Titties On of the Day

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Just because you’re an anit-vaxxer idiot from a reality show that was on TV 20 years ago..before you followed your dreams of marrying a pro athlete to breed with and live that epic life with….

Doesn’t mean you can’t still show off your 30 something year old tits in some bullshit pose because you’re back and ready to take on the media / entertainment industry now that the kids you produced for a paycheck are old enough….

The great news is that if her pro athlete ever leaves her, she can get a solid 20k or more a month from him, and you can get a nanny for 4,000 a month..that’s at least 17k in profit…enough to live off of….

So if you’re gonna get knocked up women, do it with rich guys. It pays.

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Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|SFW

2019

02

Jan

Kylie Jenner Black Face Tits of the Day

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What the world needs less of is Kylie Jenner. I mean all Kardashians, but Kylie Jenner the most…only because they’ve managed to make her into this billionaire Kardashian, which may or may not be bullshit, but her cosmetic company sells billions of bullshit product..and it is all your fault for buying…whoever you are who looks at this trash and thinks “her dad must have cut his own dick off”….

The fact that she pushes cosmetics, when her whole fucking face is rebuilt from surgery…she’s a white girl who looks like she’s about to release a rap album…her excess and luxury items cuz she’s rich…disgusting…and the message she leaves the world with her zero personality…pretty fucking negative, evil, empty and useless…

But she’s got some mom tits out…and her liposuctioned waist to hip ration and if that doesn’t excite you….let’s hope it inspires you to eliminate this from society in 2019…if you know what I mean…

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2019

02

Jan

Nina Agdal is Naked of the Day

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Nina Agdal has Downs Syndrome, so hating on her is like bullying the handicapped guy on a work program at your local grocery store, you know because it makes you feel better about yourself knowing that you may be a retard but you’re not that retarded….

She’s the March of Times bikini model….back when Sports Illustrated was featuring skinny models, trying to avoid the fat models, they’ve ended up hiring now, they felt their venture into inclusivity was using handicapped women with hot bodies…

Well, she’s taken that to fuck a few wallets, no stress when you’re worth a fuck, even if fucking handicapped women is a weird fetish, rich guys seem into it….

And here she is continuing her self promotion, naked at her boyfriend’s mom’s house.

Rich people…

Here are some videos of her in a bikini sucking on a cheese string

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Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2019

02

Jan

Rita Ora Pussy Print in a Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora brought out the pussy that the least popular Spiderman according to a guy on my Facebook who watches those dumb fucking movies had to say….

I don’t watch movies like that, not because I am high brow, or sophisticated and need more artistry in my entertainment needs. I run a site called drunkenstepfather and I have bathed in a puddle on the side of the street after waking up in said puddle after drunkenly passing out trying to salvage the last beer I dropped….from being drunk…into said puddle…..broken glass all in my face…to this day…..

But I do watch pop culture sluts like Rita Ora make it in America, immigrants stealing the white man’s job…with her tits…her awesome tits…that she’s shamelessly showing off because she knows they lead to her getting hit songs and finally mattering as an artist rather than the back alley bottom feeding trash she is…you know the kind of person sucking the last beer spilled out of a puddle on the street corner…but the famous version….

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