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2024

12

Feb

Sydney Sweeney Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day

I am not going to say that Sydney Sweeney is s shitty actress with an inbred looking face, because that is mean spirited and goes against my celebrating Sydney Sweeney for her rocking tits.

The reality is that all actors are shitty actors because acting is a fucking stupid thing to participate in….playing pretend, reciting someone else’s words, it’s fucking lame and childish. Grow up actor….

And her “inbred looking face” isn’t that inbred looking, she’s got the ceiling eyes ailment, but she doesn’t have a fucking finger growing out of her neck like other inbreds, so it’s not some backwoods shit, she’s probably not even inbred.

Plus she’s got huge tits for her small frame that she UTILIZES like ammo in her satchels, you know so that she can bring ALL the fight she can to the competitive acting table….and the people who hire her love her tits so much they feature them in all the movies hoping they get views or viral clicks while pretending they are for character development…and I like Rocking TIts…

She’s in this photoshoot, being an A-Lister with rockin’ tits…

I don’t know what the shoot is for but it seems important!

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2024

12

Feb

Eva Amurri in some Lingerie for Valentine’s Day of the Day

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Eva Amurri is the near 40 year old daughter of Susan Sarandon who has a bunch of kids and is a divorcee, which may be why she’s posing in her underwear, you know to be like all divorcees in some empowerment content to be like “I don’t need a man to be sexy, I need lingerie and a huge dildo cuz my cunt’s been stretched out from age and 3 children”…

There was a minute when she was doing the acting thing, like celebrity rich kids do and she surprisingly brought out the tits, it was a simpler time…

Apparently, she’s not an angry divorcee, but rather engaged to a new man who she may have another kid with, to round it out 4 with 2 different dads…but she is still in her underwear and self produced underwear shoots are worth looking at no matter who is in them, even celebrity rich kids pushing 40….

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2024

12

Feb

Estephania_ha is the Instagram Of The Day

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HA!

Her name is Estephania HA and she calls herself the GIRL next door…..which leads me to think she’s a comedian, or maybe there’s a language barrier or a cultural difference between us and her, because my next door neighbor doesn’t look like a botched stripper, now I wish she did, but she’s some old fat lady who spits when she walks up the stairs and who smells like diabetes foot…

But sure, Estephania, the girl next door….with the stripper look….like all girls next door in this instagram era of everyone becoming a muppet looking influencer.

I don’t hate Estephania, I’m an internet comedian too….HA!

HA!

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

12

Feb

Eva Longoria’s Hard Nipple Robot Look of the Day

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Eva Longoria posted a set of pictures to her instagram where she’s wearing what looks like some metallic dress. If you zoom in on the tit, which I did, because what the fuck else are you supposed to do with instagram pics, you can see what looks like a hard nip.

The Mexican who I feel grew up pretending to be as far removed from being Mexican as possible, only to decide to embrace being Mexican when realizing how fucking awesome being Mexican is, especially when the powers of the Hollywood industry that control you because they gave you a lifeline decide that they need a Mexican voice to execute their money making scheme….

Well, Longoria has WAY too much hype and money for what you’d want from a first generation border jumper. People on the international level love her, like they love Taylor Swift and it’s hard to wrap your head around since neither are that great…but in the gold dress, with what could be the outline of a nipple, it’s fine….she’s old, but it’s fine…

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2024

12

Feb

Stella Hudgens in Bed of the Day

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I don’t know if this is Stella Hudgens’ Super Bowl content, or if this was her attempt at competing with the Super Bowl content, knowing that not everyone watches the Super Bowl and that those people who think it’s scripted bullshit, where billionaire slave owners make their slaves fight like gladiators over a ball while billions of people watch, need something to do with their time, other than act outraged in the injustices of the world as they make everything about racism, even when a motherfucker makes 40 million a year….

Maybe her strategy is to get in on some of that sports betting money, since it’s the biggest fucking thing around….or maybe she’s just trying to keep up momentum in her cash grab now that she’s decided to sell nudes to pervert fans of bother her and her Disney sister…..

It’s a weird world where the internet nude has become a product celebrity siblings sell to weird people, but you gotta factor in how many freaks are on the internet, maybe you’re one of them, who is so socially awkward and desperate that this is how you get off. I don’t know, autism maybe?

She’s getting more aggressive, there will be DICK IN VAG soon enough, we’re building up to it, but for now, it’s EMOJI censorship….still fun, probably not worth the monthly payment, but ya know do what you gotta do with your money, while I wait here for the angry subscribers to leak all her content to the mooches like us.

Point of the story, she’s a lot of fun!

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2024

12

Feb

Sally Yeo is the Instagram Of The Day

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Sally Yeo is some Singapore based influencer….

She’s got Giant tits and an insane face that looks like she’s wearing some kind of freakish mask or something.

It makes me believe that she’s not actually human, but rather a sex doll straight out of the Chinese Factory….or a clever chinese man who understands how to pretend he’s an instagram model.

Her tits are giant, but based on the face mask she’s using, can you really trust anything in her social media, or is it just targeting the losers of the internet who want to believe it’s real….because they are sad.

Instagram is life you know….so live it.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

12

Feb

Kelly Gale Hits the Big Leagues in her Underwear of the Day

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Kelly Gale is the Swedish, Australian, Indian chick with the tits we assume are fake, ut that could be real, since she’s Swedish and Indian which are known for their big tits on a cultural level, which some woke lesbian with her pronouns and flag in her bio will call racist, or some shit….but it’s FACTS….you don’t want to be the flat chested Swede or the Flat Chested girl in Mumbai, because you’ll be killed off to keep their reputation alive. MUST END YOUR GENETIC LINE NOW TINY TITTER…

Anyway, she did VS, was a big enough deal on the international level and then things fell apart. Her tits are still great. She still has the drunk Australian sensibility of showing off her half naked body like she’s at some Outback bar in a movie starring Julia Garner…

She’s now working for Fashionnova, who are a billion dollar company, I’ve heard that they are even going public on the stock market, but who go their start outfitting the lowest level instagram whore with stripper gear you’d buy at the sex shop for your mom because she’s a stripper just trying to pay the rent.

Now, Kelly Gale, legit underwear model, is in underwear for Fashionnova, like you didn’t have to be a SKINNY TEA prostitute to be in their marketing talent pool, and that’s exciting for Fashionnova…and I guess you…since she’s half naked and still hot…

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2024

12

Feb

Britney Spears Valentine’s Day Devil of the Day

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I know that the Super Bowl happened, that Taylor Swift’s team won. I didn’t have money to bet on the game, I didn’t watch the game in some dive bar with degenerates and prostitutes like I would have liked to…..and ultimately, who gives a fuck about men running around in tights playing with balls and humping each other over the ball, making the ball the excuse for their humping, but we know they’re doing it cuz they like it, or because they make stupid money doing it….

Either way, that new school billionaire popstar that is overly relatable, MID at best, Taylor Swift, who has less sex appeal than the sock you jerk off with, or the used tampon you found on in the public bathroom, or the dirty panties you found on the street after a girl shat herself, but I guess that’s not fair to Taylor Swift’s sex appeal, since those found objects are HOT.

I don’t like Taylor Swift, her success in manufactured and weird, and I can’t get behind any dude willing to get behind her, other than for the story or to get close to a star that shines so bright, even if it’s unwarranted success to me….

Everyone I talk to can’t stand Taylor Swift, so watching Britney, a dried up popstar who was the Taylor Swift before Taylor swift doing insane dances in a devil outfit, sucking her pitchfork, in the same room she’s always in….all while I’m convinced she’s dead, this is AI or a body double….is far more interesting than thinking about how gay one must be to fuck Taylor Swift….or if that just makes you HYPER straight because you love pussy so much you’ll fuck one that’s as bad as Taylor Swift….

Here’s Britney….

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2024

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Super Bowl weekend, don’t get eaten by any influencer monsters, dancing like assholes for their cell phones, when you’re just trying to eat your fucking chicken wings and watch the fucking game, because you are a man, and you like watching other men in tights wrestle for a ball in exchange for 40 million dollars a year each….and that’s what men do….

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Taylor Swift Gets Bought by Disney
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Rihanna … Almost a Nip Slip !
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Fans React to Mahomes in Sports Illustrated
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Livvy Dunne Goes to Georgia!
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Maria Korinthiou sexy in hot black Intimissimi underwear
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2024

10

Feb

Zoey Olivia is the Instagram Of The Day

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Zoey Olivia