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2024

08

Feb

Sydney Sweeney’s Ass Not Tits of the Day

Sydney Sweeney gets a lot of hype for her big tits on her small frame, because big tits on a small frame still matter in this cold, dark, scary, woke, annoying, outraged filled, divisive world…

Even the Hollywood execs are like “put the viral influencer with the tits in as much as you can so that her audience watches the bullshit we shit out for money”….

She’s a reminder that the Golden Age of Hollywood is upon us, because casting will be based on Bra Size, which is kinda like the origins of Hollywood, when casting was based on a woman’s fuckability….

Well, as it turns out the actress, who really isn’t a great actress, but tries…is multi-faceted, multi-layered, as diverse as a white chick with blonde hair and big tits can be….because she’s also got an ass.

This is a great revelation…..a STAR is born…or porn…or born for porn but fucked up along the way and ended up mainstream….with a face like that…porn made more sense!

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2024

08

Feb

Kara Del Toro’s Big Bobs of the Day

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Masturbating to celebrity pictures is my way of communicating telepathically to people I don’t know…

It’s my version of manifesting for a brighter tomorrow….

When writing “BOBS AND VAJIN LINDA” on their comment section works, just run yourself a nice bath and take yourself to some higher dimension, pay close attention, and masturbate like you’ve never masturbated before, so that the your vibrations reach them through the ETHER….

It may not work, but at least you bust nut trying….it’s far less shameful than commenting “BOBS and VAJIN” like some simp on the instagram.

Here’s Kara Del Toro, not quite a celebrity, not quite an influencer, not quite a model, but she’s got tits, gets brand deals, makes money, goes to events, exists in the internet ecosystem, which is what matters…

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2024

08

Feb

Elizabeth Hurley in the Sauna of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is in her Pink Bikini, because she’s a legacy bikini model from the 90s, who 40 years later, is still in her bikini because it’s potentially the only thing she knows how to do.

I was convinced that she was AI, or filters, or old content being recycled on her feed, but then I saw a movie she was in, since she’s also a bit of an actress who has been in some big movies in our time, and she looked like she held up against the inevitable rot.

Sure it could be fillers, face lifts, just lucky they didn’t take too much off the top….but at 60 she looked good…

It pains me to think it, it goes against everything, but even her Sauna post doesn’t give old folks pissing themselves in their diapers in the old folks home sauna they got to help with their arthritis…it gives middle aged fat tits you’d fuck in the sauna…or out of the sauna and that’s creepy, weird, but it happened, we’re living it, experiencing it….

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2024

08

Feb

Danielle is the Instagram Of The Day

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Don’t be a cyber bully who thinks if Danielle can make it, anyone can make it, because Danielle doesn’t have the look of a traditional model. That’s mean.

She’s got her 243k fans and followers because they are interested in her content, her look, her outfits, her tits….and your opinion of her being a compelling or engaging talent…or even someone worthy of 243k followers is irrelevant…you’re just jealous…

Could you imagine a world where slipping into your underwear, swimsuit or one-piece and taking a selfie was literally all you needed to do to get seen, noticed and paid.

Ladies like to complain about how unfair the world is for them, they should probably go back to the drawing board and find a way to pull their tits out, because all I see is girls winning with that strategy.

Make the system work for you, fuck being a high and equal paid exec, make more money in underwear pics, you whiner…

Typical women, not aware of the market needs or wants, not willing to exploit the market needs or wants, hence the reason they don’t get paid equally in exec jobs, but rather get the position so the company can brag about their women in executive position stats, while the woman in the executive positive takes her afternoons off to drive the kids around…or to online shop….or see her therapist…or whatever it is women do.

Follow Danielle’s lead…girls next door, average at best, so long as the tits are there is ALL it takes for that win….

IT’s like the gold mine is just sitting at the tip of your nose, balancing on your rack…

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2024

08

Feb

Eclipse Babe is the Instagram Of The Day

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I may not know what Eclipse Babee is, but apparently 175,000 people, or robot traffic, do….and that means something….

Those fans and robot traffic bots following her will be glad to know that she is still alive, because she posted some content 5 days ago.

When looking at her instagram feed, she didn’t post anything in 2023, only one thing in 2022, so thank the lord that she’s still alive to bring the most insane big girl cropped content to the internet that I’ve seen in a while.

I don’t know how fat she actually is, but based on her tits, we may be talking Gilbert Grape fat….just knowing the angles in her curation is what matters.

I may not like the XXXL vibe, and big tits on XXXL don’t really count as big tits because the fat’s gotta go somewhere when you’re not running in a calorie deficit…it’s like not really a skill or genetics or some freak of nature perfect storm in titty manufacturing…..

But I do like that she brings a smile to all her cat fishing….

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2024

08

Feb

Christina Aguilera is Skinny in Lingerie in Vegas of the Day

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I only have one story when it comes to Christina Aguilera and that is that I was a committed fan during the Britney and Christina Rivalry of the Y2ks….

I wasn’t an actual fan of her music, or really anything about her, I was not very involved in any of that shit….I just thought she was the hotter looking popstsar with her big fake tits on her small frame crawling around. It appealed to me at the time.

I remember making a bet with my friend that I will fuck Christina Aguilera in my life time, it was more of a joke than anything, but for whatever reason I’ve kept it alive in my mind all these years because I feel like the bet is still on because we are both still alive, and really even she died, the bet would still be on because there was no clause in the bet saying she had to be alive when I had sex with her.

My theory was that maybe she’ll end up on the streets, desperate, a whore…her royalties dried up, a scamming manager takes her for everything, she turns to porn, prostitution….at the time, anything could have happened…

Well, the last 15 years of Aguilera have been really fat and I didn’t have any interest in pursuing that bet, you know trying to work my way into her heart with love letters and other tactics I’d use to seduce a celebrity into loving me…like starting a blog dedicated to my love for her…or a fan twitter chat bot that just tweets at her until she can’t ignore me. There are ways in this internet world to connect with these ladies…

But when they are fat, are they really worth the energy, even if you have a bet that you will fuck them…..

So I waited it out, she got skinny for her Vegas show and now I’m ready….to at least start thinking about the seduction process so that I deliver on my bet….maybe I’ll make a documentary about it…

BEDDING XTINA….

In the meantime, here she is in action, in Vegas.

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2024

08

Feb

Megan Fox is Slutty in Fetish Gear of the Day

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Is this Megan Fox, or is it Megan Fox AI like the Taylor Swift AI that went viral weeks after I posted it because I am so ahead of the fucking curve when it comes to lame nerd creepy fake celebrity nudes, so ahead of the mainstream that don’t even know these kinds of things exist because they are busy living their actual lives…

I don’t think this will go viral with hate, anger and the enforcement of AI laws….

I do think this will get Megan Fox diehard fans that are still hanging onto a dream excited….

I also think it’s pretty creepy, but what do I know, apparently not much, except when it comes to deep fake celebrity nudes created by the losers of the internet, that’s where I’m an WHIZZ KID…IF ONLY MY AUTISM WAS PROPERLY TARGETED TO GOOD FUCKING THINGS that make me rich…..instead I’m stuck with this shit…

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2024

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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We all know that life with stepLINKS is a life worth living, so I can keep you all going another day…

That is my purpose….

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Internet Porn Was A Mistake
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Miss Zita In Rapid Intensity Via Playboy
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Wish It Was Triplets (GIF)
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Couple Share Hairy Box
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Do Not Want LOOL (GIF)
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HEADS OR TAILS
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Professional basketball star in premium nudes
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Octavia Red and Nika Venom get Flirty in Bed!
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That Was A VIOLATION
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More Of Australian Instagram Babe Emily Sears
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2024

07

Feb

Wine Time with Bella Thorne of the Day

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I think women on their hands and knees on table is likely a fetish..

The table topper or center piece at your Thanksgiving dinner.

Granny just loves when there’s a set of tits in her face hovering over the Turkey breast, to really celebrate the feast between Native Americans and the White Man during harvest time.

I know you probably prefer when the girl on all fours allows you to use her as a table, or a footstool, you know so you can assert your dominance and feel like a man…you mossogynist…

I’m pretty indifferent as long as there’s a low cut top and some tits to stare at, girl can get as gymnatics or unruly as she fucking wants….Jump on the bed or sofa, climb on the furniture, I don’t care just bring the big tits and do whatever it is you want…whether it involves having etiquette or manners or not….

Bella Thorne is a HUGE icon, doing what really inspiring people in her generation do, looking better than she normally does and that’s worth celebrating.

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2024

07

Feb

Ashley Benson’s Ready to Drop Porn of the Day

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Ashley Benson was a bored little rich girl, thanks to being on Pretty Little Liars, she was able to become a huge social media account and since social media is life, she didn’t have to work acting jobs….

She instead hung out, got fat, tried lesbianism with Cara Del Toro, got less fat, got knocked up by Brandon Davis from the heyday of the blog era, you know the billion dollar heir to the oil throne who went viral for calling Lohan a firecrotch, basically getting credit for something I originally wrote in a LOHAN POST dated December 10, 2004 that you can see HERE ….it’s not a very great post, but it was a simpler time….and it’s just to make a point…I get no credit where I should…scumbags…

Point is, he called her Fire Crotch in 2006 and goes fucking viral, I call her Fire Crotch in 2004 and get NOTHING….what a world…

Anyway, he knocked up the big sloppy tit lesbian, she’s got a bloated baby in her gunt, and it’s all not as exciting as you’d want it to be…

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