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2024

06

Feb

Jessica Simpson Wears Bras Under Wife Beaters of the Day

Jessica Simpson has either starved herself out for her million dollar Weight Watcher’s deal, or she’s on the Ozempic hustle that 95 percent of fat people are on because they see it as the miracle pill that makes you lose weight, which to many a lazy overeaters is the dream pill, even if it comes with insane side effects, even if it makes you shit out your eyeballs, at least you’ll be less fat….

Either way, she’s not fat, her tits still fat, the face fucking weird, but she’s 45 and you’d expect that with her line of celebrity work thanks to all the filters and fillers made available.

Anyway the billionaire half retard who was early to the direct to consumer, shitty products for shitty people that the celebrities don’t actually respect, but prefer to exploit for their own personal gain by selling them shit they don’t need….is wearing a WIFE BEATER.

You are not allowed to call it a WIFE BEATER because it is triggering to either wives who have been beaten, or losers of the internet who empathize with wives who have been beaten, and decide what is fair or appropriate to expose wives who have been beaten, while not knowing any wives who have been beaten or any wives who have been beaten and are offended by the word wife beater to describe a shit of choice of trailer part wife beaters….because they are fucking bored scumbags.

She is wearing a wife beater, which was a fetish in the 90s, because they are semi-sheer, only SIMPSON has a bra on proving too much coverage of her old saggy tit, no nipples makes wife beaters and the people who like wife beaters sad…

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2024

06

Feb

Yoko69 is the Instagram Of The Day

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With a name like Yoko69, you gotta wonder what her intentions are as a content creator.

I am sure it’s nothing sexual, just a coincidence that she’s incorporated 69 into her name.

Maybe it’s the year she was born, maybe it’s her age, maybe it’s how much each of her fat tits weigh….or maybe YokoPEN15 wasn’t available….

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

06

Feb

Em Rata Does Bikini Shit of the Day

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Em Rata is in her bikini which is totally fucking shocking since her life has been about being half naked on the internet and marketing that as being a fashion icon, when really we all know she’s a scam fraud who pulled it off thanks to the half nakedness.

I mean maybe the young, dumb, retarded media buyers or social media influencer teams at brands don’t really know she’s a fraud, since their IQs are low, they just see likes and follows and recognizable names they can attach to their programs in efforts of getting a raise.

Clearly there’s no Em Rata groupies out there who aren’t just perverted basement dwellers like you that love the tits…and haven’t moved on to new tits, even though the internet is all tits.

I don’t believe that anyone who has met Em Rata actually thinks she’s a compelling figure, or cool, or offers anything to the world outside of the tits, but you know she did write a book about feminist all to defend and intellectualize her brand of whoring….so someone’s eating her feces and not in a porn video she sells on OnlyFans, since she’s super rich and doesn’t NEED an Onlyfans.

What I am getting at is that Em Rata, the Bikini vendor and half naked character on the internet, is in a bikini…not in the most flattering of shots, but it’s a bikini MAN and that shit is what made her….so show some fucking respect, you fucking perverts..

Oh right, her tits pic is what made her, not the bikini, remove the bikini, and luckily she did on her IG story, because obviously…..it’s postured as a “I cut my hair, OOPS, look at my HAIRY tit” thirst trap….so obvious, so boring view chasing…

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2024

06

Feb

Tokyo tea is the Instagram Of The Day

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The internet is a very weird place….but I guess it’s always been a really weird place, it’s just now that everyone uses it all the fucking time and it’s replaced real life, it’s become a substantially weirder place because the crossover to weirdos online to weirdos at the local grocery store is pretty fucking aggressive….

Meaning, back in the early internet the weird cross dressing freak who made dance slide shows on his early Logitech webcam would rarely show up in your day to day dealings….he’d be off in his corner of the world, basement dwelling, all creepy and cum soaked from his porn addiction funded by disability checks….

Then there would be the fat girl who produced content for those freaks, because she liked the attention and it got her away from her cats for a minute, it was escapism from her job or disability checks in her trailer park home….but you’d never see her outside the internet.

The internet monsters stayed on the internet and you’d only access them when you turned on that dial-up model….

But now… THE FREAKS ARE AMONGST US…they are FUCKING everywhere, attached to their phones, ignorant to being in a civil society because their online clout is more important than their immediate surroundings….IT is fucking nutty….

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

06

Feb

Madison Beer Was at the Grammy’s of the Day

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Madison Beer is some early Youtube celebrity who broke off the Youtube and onto the mainstream stage because Youtube is mainstream. She secured a record deal that I am sure was very lucrative, since she was making all that youtube money, at the time that Youtube made millionaires overnight, which apparently doesn’t happen anymore, since google are scumbags who control what the world sees on the internet and who makes the money off the internet, they don’t need to secure talent using their platform, they’re pretty established.

That was a really long sentence….but the good news that Madison Beer and the tits creepers watched to generate views that the mainstream thought were legit when writing her checks….still has the tits, they went to the Grammys.

She’s also turned Asian.

Fascinating.

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2024

05

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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2024

05

Feb

Britney Spears in a Thong of the Day

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I don’t follow Britney Spears because social media is the devil that is trying to rape your soul and make you buy products that you don’t need…

I have tried to follow Britney but she’s got a private account because she’s Britney Spears and why would she have a public account, despite her millions and millions of followers in her closed community who are probably ALL wondering the same thing I am…and that is where did they put the actual Britney and who is this body double clone they are using to pretend is Britney and why is she in a thong, not that I am against thongs, I’ve actually just developed a recent fetish for thongs, but because I’m convinced Britney is dead…..unless this is from the Grammy Awards that I missed because I’ll watch anything but the Grammy Awards no matter how many Joni Mitchell performances they promise me….

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2024

05

Feb

Sydney Sweeney Sex Scene GIFS of the Day

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I don’t know what Sydney Sweeney movie this is from, but the clips from the movie are going viral, and that’s always so exciting for the fan boys and movie buffs who have already jerked off to these movie sex scenes because you find them more believable than porn sex scenes, because it allows you to revisit those exciting times when you first came across the sex scene.

The fact is, Sweeney may not be the best actress, but she’s one of the best sets of tits out there and a big part of her acting work is showing those tits, which you’d have to when gifted tits like that, it’d be rude to keep them to yourself….and simulating sex is just bonus.

You may not like Sweeney or her dopey face, but her body’s rocking and the dopey face is hardly dopey enough, but if it was we’d still love her tits we’d just pretend that we’d have more of a shot at them due to retarded chicks being easy to bed due to retardation….

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2024

05

Feb

Rita Ora’s Tight Shorts of the Day

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I don’t know if Rita Ora was at the Grammy Awards, but she is in short shorts that are tight shorts, and that may be better than anything the Grammy Awards brings us.

I do know that Rita Ora is a potential industry star, but she was ousted from her lucrative contract early in her career and didn’t have the deep pockets to market her into some pop icon, but for the last decade, she’s been grinding, showing up at all the events to build her reach, network, audience and celebrity, and through it all she’s had a rockin’ set of tits.

The nice thing about these short shorts, these tight shorts, is that you can’t see her dick….which either she tucks, or doesn’t have, because she’s not a transgender.

I know Rita Ora is old, but I believe in her reaching the top of the food chain and not because she’s fucked herself to the top of the food chain, but that helps….I believe in her reaching the top of the food chain, because her tits are big enough for us all to latch on and survive whatever impending apocalypse that’s coming.

Don’t eat the tits that feed you, suck em…or stare at them….or suck them while staring at them…

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2024

05

Feb

Lisa Ann Gets Arrested at the Matt Rife Show of the Day

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This is probably old news by now, but I saw it yesterday and assumed it was some kind of viral stunt to promote Matt Rife, because he needs all the promotions he can get, he’s not already the biggest sell out comedy star in the history of social media comedy stars….

Anyway, the story is that Lisa Ann claims this was not a bit, not part of the act, she literally got arrested by the NYPD.

They claimed she had her camera out at the show, clearly Rife’s very protective of his very sacred content from his shows, because he needs to be the only one to monetize his RIFFs with his audience….not some SUPER famous Porn MILF…

The cops told her they’d either 51/50 her with a psych hold, they love doing that to people….or send her to jail…

Her caption:

Tonight I was arrested and harassed by the NYPD – they offered me a choice to be 51/50 by ambulance & admitted to the hospital – or arrested an put in jail over someone thinking I used my phone during the @mattrife show.

I’m at loss of words for what I just endured .. traumatic, unnecessary and extreme are topping my list of emotions

She is probably upset they threatened the 51/50 instead of the 69, because when dealing with a porn chick, you might as well get the dick sucked as a term of letting her free….

It’s all so crazy, but not as crazy as you’d have to be to be a porn chick….with all those Anal scenes available on the internet…

Safe to say…NEW FETISH ALERT….Old porn chick at comedy show getting arrested and throwing a tantrum….

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