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2019

25

Feb

Sofia Richie Slutty Half Naked Instagram Pic of the Day

I saw a random facebook friend post this picture on facebook yesterday – about 5 minutes after Sofia Richie posted it….with a caption like “Sofia Richie is Fire”….not “Fyre Festival”….not “Evian Water from Fyre Festival”…but Fire….and I realized…having a blog is a totally obsolete technology….and that I need to either podcast, youtube, instagram story, or do anything crying for attention where the eyeballs are to stay alive…because little old broke ass me can’t drive eyeballs to content I didn’t produce about some trash like Sofia Richie….it is just not possible…

That said…

Sofia Richie, a cast member on the Kardashians, thanks to being a rich kid dialled into that crowd…has decided that social media slutty behavior justifies as a job or contribution to society so that her dad and is trust fund for her can feel like she’s doing something of substance instead of just wasting away…even though being a social media personality is this generations equivalent of rich kid living in his dad’s pool house at the lake house where he plays guitar and smokes weed all day….they are equally useless but the social media one can seemingly have more purpose…

I assume she’s had some work done, they all have, but she’s alright looking, young with hr titties out…I mean I generally have less hope for rich kids…at least she’s out there doing something important…like posting up half naked pervy pics for the pervs…it’s nice.

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2019

25

Feb

Chloe Grace Moretz Got Her Titty Out of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz Got Her Titty….

Chloe Grace Moretz fans are a bunch of perverts…that is including the perverts who cast her at 14 and put her in some latex fetish outfit where she played a super hero…

The fact is that Hollywood is run by a bunch of sex offender pedophiles, who basically buy the kids off the parents who are so eager for fame that they don’t care about the good of their kid, that’s why they are trying to get them famous in the first place….and I guess that perversion trickles down into all media, mainly YOUTUBE…and even when this chick is older…there’s a memory of what was…and she’s still out there sexualizing herself…tit out…for the fans..

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Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2019

25

Feb

Chantel Jeffries Pussy Definition of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries really doesn’t matter.

She’s just some bootleg Miami model, you’d probably call an Instagram model, with multiple millions of followers on her social media, where she posts nude or semi nude pics of herself…before realizing she needed more of an angle for herself…so she got jacked up face injections to look like a Kardashian…before realizing that wasn’t the best angle either, even though it got her in with A-Listers and Athletes…or maybe it got them in her….deep up in her since they were black…and now she’s a DJ…who still does slutty instagram pics with her pussy airing out…full pussy definition…in a yellow bikini because that’s all the people really care for anyway…

Her dad is a Military man, she is a Military baby…so support your troops by jerking off to her….

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2019

25

Feb

Josephine Skriver Looking Interesting of the Day

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I’ve mentioned this Josephine Skriver fact before…and that is that she’s pretty much a feat of modern science.

She’s a hot fucking model, but she was created in a test tube back in her home country, where I guess cloning is allowed….this was 25 years ago…so it was cutting edge…

So far I don’t think she’s had any major health issues, despite defying the church as being the opposite of an Abortion…you know your GOD didn’t want this, otherwise her homosexual dad would have not been a homosexual and would have instead knocked up her lesbian mom the old fashioned way…but I guess humanity evolves…even if the people on twitter that I follow don’t…

That said…this clip is her doing her best AI impression, because I guess when you’re genetically modified, you’re closer to AI than to human and that is how you identify…a sex doll, or a Virtual Reality pussy, because really is anything even real…or is it all just some terrible simulation….

Looks hot though…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2019

25

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Nipples of the Day

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FULL CANKLES…who normally goes by the name Lily Rose Depp….where the Depp part of her name is bold, italicized, underlined, and in a different font that is 5 times bigger than the font used on the rest of her name…so that people know what they are dealing with, who they are dealing with, a legit celebrity, at least in France, where she is big news being the daughter of an A Lister like Johnny, who could have knocked up anyone, but chose some French from France (is there any other kind of French)…woman….

I guess she’s out there, trying to make a name of herself, just not very well…an always in the shadow of her parents, but that can’t be so bad…maybe I’m just lazy, I mean I am very fucking lazy…and I have no ego or need to accomplish anything in life other than to have the most fun I can while living…that whole leaving a legacy, having credibility and respect from the masses, which these people don’t even want…they just want the fans…all seems like a lot of work, boring, and unnecessary…

She’s got the money, do something with it…instead she’s at events…with her Cankles..living up to her name FULL CANKLES….

It’s all pretty boring….you know there’s a whole life of adventure out there, a whole world out there, so much fun out there..and she’s financed…yet she chooses to go to lame events to be seen.

Sure, it’s great that her nipples are out, but I think the “doing something in life” is really just doing nothing for the people, and everything for yourself…

Get a grip..

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2019

25

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Hard Nipples of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel nips in a beater …is probably just her just trying to stay relevant…

Every woman who taps out of her model life to make a kid or two, has a lot of time to reflect on their careers…and Candice..who has been paid very well for a long time, has got to realize that the bulk of what she’s done as really just been a promo model for a shitty sweatshop brand, with little else besides that. All the media she did, shoots she did, editorial she’s done…has all been an extension of being a promo model…

So what better way to protest the mall brand, underwear company than to walk out in protest, braless in a beater, which was a fetish of mine in the 90s when no one was doing it.

It’s the silent dis, the passive aggressive fuck you…..the teenager rebelling against her parents, this is the Patty Hearst joining the SLA….because not all heroes wear mall brand panties…

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Here’s more of her in a bikini

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2019

25

Feb

Joanne Northey Not Naked Enough but Semi Naked of the Day

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Joanne Northey seems to be an Irish girl in Dublin who obviously graduated with a Fine Arts degree from her Irish University, because that is why she’s getting naked in a photoshoot, as a part time model, because it’s for art man, not for ego, or for commerce…it’s just for the self expression or helping her pervert friend who wanted to see her naked and this was his angle’s self expression…

She’s pretty hot, I mean that could just be the whole her naked out there….or the whole bad Catholic girl, since all of Ireland are good Catholic folk….except maybe McGregor…but I like when I see a catholic girl get her tits out there, like when I found out the catholic school girls kept their virginity but had anal…since anal to non catholics is so much fucking worse..at least in smell alone….

I appreciate whatever it is she’s doing, and I am sure Ireland does too, because if you ask any Irish men if there are hot Irish women, they’ll usually say something like “the girls look like me with a longer beard”…you know good old fashioned Irish humor…right in time for St Patrick’s day..

All this to say, I hope she’s actually Irish and didn’t just go to college in Ireland because that would really defeat the purpose of this entire post….

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2019

25

Feb

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini Sunscreen Rub Down in Miami of the Day

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I was recently talking to a Sports Reporter, who was more of a dude in a dive bar, but for someone like me, who doesn’t like sports, but sometimes ends up in bars when sports are on TV, he seemed like an expert. Not to mention, we live in an era where no one is an expert, even the experts. Everything is fake news, people reporting hate crimes that aren’t even hate crimes but actual viral stunts, because trolling the media is just that easy and always hilarious…so I’ll take this weird drunk’s word for it, even though he smelled like piss..

Well, he went on to tell me that hometown hottie, who isn’t that hot….is not that great at Tennis, she’s just a lot of hype, especially locally, and more excited by her social media fame than actually delivering a solid serve. Apparently, not one element of her game is exceptional…she’s a decent all round player…good to teach tennis at a resort…but never going to make it anywhere in tennis…despite the sponsorships…because she’s more into being a social media slut…as all girls are…why work hard, when you can get paid to be useless and half naked…it’s an ego thing I guess and it can be lucrative…I also know french Canadians and how much they love being strippers…so I get it…but it’s unfortunate that she’s not hotter…even when fit and half naked…it’s like “whatever”…but it’s happening the move from athlete to influencer before our vary eyes…we are so lucky to be a part of this!! Aren’t we.

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Posted in:Eugenie Bouchard

2019

25

Feb

Oscars Round-up of the Day

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The oscars….

I decided to LIVE TWEET on my TWITTER …the least followed twitter for the amount of time I’ve been on Twitter…the majority of my tweets were my deep hatred for Lady Gaga that is warranted, because I paid to rent A Star is Born to see the hype, and I quickly discovered that I felt zero emotion, it was a bootleg biography on her scam of a career, and that if people felt anything watching her performance, they were fucking idiots…So I was glad she didn’t win….

I will say that Hollywood is not anything like it was, there is no exclusivity, high end appeal. No elitism, just a lot of Ego…they are just over paid regular people that are not compelling or interesting or exciting.

There is also something going on in Hollywood, some sort of trying to find itself, trying to stay relevant and exist in this digital world…because they never realized that the average person likes movies and TV shows, but they don’t care about anything else about the movie or TV show. They don’t care about the actors, the gossip, they hype or the marketing…we’re busy, we have shit going on…

So seeing the Academy integrate influencers or youtubers, giving them legit careers, because building a Youtube is more than most writers and directors can do….is funny…seeing them try to be diverse…like REALLY try to be diverse despite being racists…is funny…but for some reason the whole thing wasn’t funny…it was boring…so I guess funny was the wrong adjective…because it fucking sucked…

Here are some of the sluts…that were there…

Hottie Elsa Hosk being Hot