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2019

Feb

AJ Michalka Panty Flash of the Day

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AJ Michalka is some Disney child star who has a band or something in entertainment with a girl who may or may not be her twin sister….but who definitely is her sister….cuz thy have the same name and the same level of slut behavior even in their 40s….

They are Disney trained and understand the importance of the sister fantasy I’ve recently been so into…cuz why fuck one when you can fuck both….or some shit.

I appreciate that she’s posing in her panties for Valentines Day, not because she’s getting paid to, even though a girl being paid to post panty pics is sex work on a level…but because girls posting panty pics for any reason is what life is all about…

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2019

Feb

JoJo is a Racy and Wild and Dangerous of the Day

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Animal print to women, is what Hawaiian shirts are to men, or were to men, before the hipsters say Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and every brand started making them for the bros….

There was a time when the Hawaiian shirt on a fat white dude was a symbol of adventure, excitement, taking on the wild resort life during your retirement by using SPF 10 instead of SPF 45….I don’t even know if they make SPF 10 anymore….

So women, in animal print are like that…daring, exciting, forward thinking…not scared to look like a slut…because channeling a slut is what they do.

I don’t know about Jojo…she’s out there trying to get herself as famous and noticed as possible in this third act of her career…but I know about the old ladies around here and their animal print and it’s safe to say they are all on the same kick…just trying to show the world how fearless and dialed into their animalistic ways they are….wild…like a Safari in Africa with cleavage.

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2019

Feb

Bikini Stomach Search and Other Videos of the Day

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Homeowner Defends Himself from Armed Robbery

Smack…

Granny Gets High

Cooking with Helmet…

Mike Tyson’s Big Joint

Racing BMW Slams…

Dude Pits Another Car…

Pawn Shop Freakout!

Women Cuts Wrong Wire…

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2019

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You’d think more people would be into this site because I’m a Mexican…who doesn’t play up the Mexican thing that well…but who had it as part of my storyline in the early years of the site…then the white readers stopped coming through because they hated Mexicans…and when I stopped talking about being Mexican…the Mexicans stopped following me…leaving me virtually alone….and scared….

Now when everyone is on this Mexico kick. It’s all over the fucking news….and here I am missing out on another trend, like Social Media…and other things…oops.

Who cares…right…I’ll just post some links…drunk on a Friday…after the day of love, cuz I chose love, and live love, and do love…cuz love.

Here are some stepLINKS..

FUCK THIS HOT PUSSY – USE CODE DSUFD – FOR A HUGE FUCKING DISCOUNT
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Mariah Carey Big Tits Doesn’t Care
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Jennifer Aniston Got Brad Pitt Back
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Demi Rose Big Tits
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Pig VS Pig of an IG Model
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Thank god for the all Girl Boy Scouts
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Ariana Grande is Dog Shit
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Aubrey O’Day Valentine’s Day Porn
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Dick CAGE
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Slutty Campers…
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2019

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Valentine’s Day is dead. If you’re depressed about Valentine’s Day or not having a Valentine, you’re a fucking queer or 8 years old and still at a school that doesn’t bullshit everyone into thinking we are all equal by making sure every student gets the equal number of Valentine’s Day cards, even though they aren’t equally popular, funny, smart, or good looking….COMMUNISTS…

Go jerk off to porn, instagram, tinder dates, whoever….SLUTS at the bar who are immature and get sad on Valentine’s Day….

I mean , I saw someone tweet that they want their asshole fucked like it was a pussy while being held down and told she’s a good girl and I thought “how is this a world we live in”

So I am forced to celebrate Valentine’s Day…knowing the world is a very perverted place that doesn’t need romance to bust nut and busting nut is the whole point of romance…even if it’s empty and sad, you’re too busy for empty and sad…

Here are some stepLINKS

SEX DOLLS ARE THE FUTURE – USE CODE DSUFD for a FUCKING DISCOUNT
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Miranda Lambert – Tossing the Salad…
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“All That” is Getting Reboot – you Perverts
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Julianne Hough Sexy Mormon
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Brazilian Bikini Ass….
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Thee 17 Year Old Who DJ’d Jen Aniston’s 50th
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Chastity Cage Picked With Condom Wrapper
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Kanye and Kim – Clickbait
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Bitch in a Slutty Dress
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Frat Boy Put to Sleep by an Asian
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Lindsay Pelas – HUGE tits
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Grace Elizabeth – Hot
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100 People Were Asked if They’d Do Butt Stuff
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Angry Girlfriend Throws PINT
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There is New R-Kelly Rape Videos Out there
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Slutty Victoria Justice Gallery
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Can You Tell the Difference
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Backyard 1000 Rockets
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Police Chase of the Day
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South African Teacher Slaps Student
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Car Stuck in Snow
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#TBT – Hot Girl Limbos Low…
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How to Train Your Human
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Best Cry Ever…
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Dog Loves Tablet….
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Gross Instagram Model Gets Bit by Pigs
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Ariana Grande Anti-Valentine’s Day Merch….
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Dina Lohan’s Internet BOyfriend – Catfish…
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NYFW – PARTIES
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Lily Collins – Cleavage in a Magazine
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Brie Larson Cleavage in a Magazine
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Nadine Coyle – Cleavage in a Magazine
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Ashley Benson in Jeans Less Fat –
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Selena Gomez Fat Ass in a Bathing Suit
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Julianne Moore in a Magazine
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Gigi Hadid in a Magazine
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Fat Selena Gomez in paparazzi Pics
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Lily Rose Depp – Shopping
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Masturbating Girls….
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2 Girls – 1 Bath
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Hot Amateur of the Day
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Hair Handjob
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Cum on Candy for Valentines Day
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The Dildo Collector
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Romi Rain Boobs….
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Creepiest Beach in the World….
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Best Porn Acting of the Day
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Ben Affleck’s Playboy Whore
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Beth Morgan Locked Out…
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Insane Deep Fisting
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Panty Stuffing
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I think we Found Jesus
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Girlfriend Pussy Turns Red from Clit Rubbing
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Alisa Nude Beach
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Butt Fuck Over the Bath
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Great Desk of the Day
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Naked Bus Stop Dance
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Penthouse Pussy
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Masturbating Chick with Short Hair…
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Hot Beach Tits
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Hot Decor at the Bathroom…
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2019

Feb

UFDolls Bring The Best Valentine on Valentine’s Day of the Day

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The alternate Title – 10 Reasons why Sex Dolls are Better than Real Women….here’s that list…cuz I can clickbait as well as the next guy.

10-She Never Says No!
9- She is a Virgin….and Pure!
8- She Can’t Give you AIDS, or disappoint you, or Cheat on You, or Break your heart as all bitches do.
7- She doesn’t cost you tons of money on dates and gifts only to not fuck you. You don’t need to buy her Valentine’s Gifts….or any gifts…She won’t spend your money…or make you feel inadequate for not having money.
6- You Never have to apologize for ANYTHING….She won’t go through your phone…
5- She can’t accuse you of rape / date rape / hashtag me too.
4- She’s never annoying, and if she gives you dirty looks, you can throw her in the basement until you need to fuck her again.
3- ANAL ALL THE TIME…..without the FECES….
2- She will never leave you!
1- She can’t get mad when you buy a second one…and you can dress her however you want, whenever you want….

This and is why this is the best Valentine ever…Sex Dolls from UFDOLLS are AMAZING…so get yourself one CLICK HERE !!!

There is no such thing as lonely anymore, the future is now…

So check out this stepGIRLS shoot….making our girl…who we haven’t named yet…famous….like an influencer of her own, with some influencer style nudity in the form of an slutty shoots by girls trying to get noticed….only starring a girl with stronger morals and values because she’s not alive and tainted by the world…

Fuck Yeah! Here’s the best Valentine ever….

GET YOURS NOW CLICK HERE

Here a video of her / Them / They Can All Be Yours…how can you not want one of these? Bust out that credit card, customize your bitch, and bust nut in her as often as you want….LEGEND! Send It.

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2019

Feb

Alexis Ren Naked for Valentines Day of the Day

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Alexis Ren did or is doing a RED themed, Red lit, Valentine’s Day shoot for Romance…because it is Valentine’s Day…

A time for all you perverts to feel the same sadness you feel everyday thanks to having no real chicks in your life, offset by a porn addiction, or social media addiction, or tinder addiction…living that empty but cum filled thanks to Chronic masturbating life….a life or trend that has allowed someone like Alexis Ren to exist, live a great life on TV…all from being naked on the internet..

I just don’t understand why all these women have stopped releasing sex tapes to get famous. We live in a Sex Positive, Porn Positive, world…that we’d expect to see more sex tapes…but I guess these influencer types don’t want to cross that line into the porn world…and prefer walking that thin line…keeping the sex for their sugar daddies…silly.

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2019

Feb

Bebe Rexha Religious Erotica for Valentin’s Day of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is ridiculous….

You don’t know who she is, because she’s not that important, but she’s working on it…like everyone else is….just trying to get as famous as possible….all while being fat.

She’s a songwriter, who had some success with songwriting, thanks to sucking Pete Wentz dick back when Pete Wentz dick was a thing….That has given her an ego….and I guess money and credibility that has allowed her to finally live out her fantasy of being a pop star, something she assumed she was capable of because fat girls are accepted as human now…weird…and I guess she had the skills to make it this far…maybe more skills than a hot chick would because she was fat and had to try harder to be taken seriously…to be seen as more than just a fat chick…back when fat chicks weren’t accepted humans…

So now that she’s making moves, she’s putting out slutty content as slutty content is the only content people care about…magical…but not at all.

Look at this Albanian shitting on Jesus…hip 10 years ago and played out / banged out like the fat and terrifying Bebe Rexha not Ana Rexha…nice diaper though.

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2019

Feb

Beyonce Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Whenever 45 year old Beyonce tries to sexualize herself, with her tits out, in blazers or in leotards….or whatever it is she does when she tries to compete for Jay Z’s attention with the other girls he fucks, like Rihanna….I always laugh…because Beyonce really isn’t hot..but she tries…and tries..and the people still eat it up because her and her team have managed to make her into this icon and phenomenon…she has a “bee hive of fans and they fucking worship her…mainly women and gay dudes…but probably a few straights in there who think she’s amazing…

I get that she’s got tits and by default her tits are worth looking at because they are tits….and I get that I am not the typical fanboy who is into these celebrities…I prefer local whores…toothless and affordable…where as these ones are just out of everyone’s realm of reality…and you know they are cunts about it…which makes the fact you all worship them so weird. They don’t care about you. They just want your money.

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Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2019

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Valentine’s Day Smut of the Day

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Bella Thorne recycled content for her social media….because she’s a typical young person, lazy as fuck about life, but still managing to make a ton of fucking money from other young people, because they are all the same bullshit entitled brats…with the same bullshit level of work ethic…

We have seen this before…and I don’t even pay attention to this bitch and have early stages of alcoholic dememtia….

I wonder if her brainless fans even realize that this is recycled….but I don’t wonder too hard…fuck these idiots while wanting to fuck these idiots.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW