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2019

Jan

Rita Ora Pussy Print in a Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora brought out the pussy that the least popular Spiderman according to a guy on my Facebook who watches those dumb fucking movies had to say….

I don’t watch movies like that, not because I am high brow, or sophisticated and need more artistry in my entertainment needs. I run a site called drunkenstepfather and I have bathed in a puddle on the side of the street after waking up in said puddle after drunkenly passing out trying to salvage the last beer I dropped….from being drunk…into said puddle…..broken glass all in my face…to this day…..

But I do watch pop culture sluts like Rita Ora make it in America, immigrants stealing the white man’s job…with her tits…her awesome tits…that she’s shamelessly showing off because she knows they lead to her getting hit songs and finally mattering as an artist rather than the back alley bottom feeding trash she is…you know the kind of person sucking the last beer spilled out of a puddle on the street corner…but the famous version….

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2019

Jan

Stacy Keibler in a Bikini of the Day

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Hey wrestling bros…remember when Stacy Keibler was the only thing you could jerk off to. Then she left wrestling, dated George Clooney and did Dancing with the Stars. This was what must be decade ago at this point…but as it turns out…when you’re a fit, athletic, babe used to make Wrestling less queer for the weirdos who are into wrestling….and if you’re not a wrestling weirdo, or you are a self aware wrestling weirdo who knows they are weirdos, you know what I mean….

I have been to WWE events thanks to being gifted tickets and that shit is weird, but I am also the kind of dude who even at a young age – knew that people into wrestling were queer. I couldn’t understand when I was young, why anyone would watch half naked men play fight….unless they were a queer, but then again it was in an era before Stacy Keibler….when the WWE realized to throw tits into the mix to stop confusing redneck homophobes…and Italian first generations…because those seem to be the target market for the sport…

Her ass is looking pretty good…thanks instagram for reminding me of an ass of the past in the future…

RIP MEAN GENE.

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2019

Jan

Sex on NYE’s TV and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiots Showing Off After a Car Accident

NYE Kiss Fail

Boat on Fire in Fort Lauderdale

New Years Eve Bus Stop Explosion….

Drunk of the Day

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2019

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As it turns out, a date, like January 1, 2019, doesn’t not end misery, misery is a continuous cycle that doesn’t have a Glamour Model Calendar hung up in it’s mancave or garage for it’s old pervert who remembers jerking off to a time before porn, when we had to get creative with our jerking off, because hardcore sex wasn’t readily available in the masses it is available for us today…..Misery just keeps on trucking until one day you either change your way of thinking, or you die….often times dying is easier…but changing your way of thinking is more fun….and the cure I’ve found for Misery is zero expectations. When you don’t want or need anything from anyone and you view the world like the comedic routine it is. With everyone all so fucking serious, scrambling at the same bullshit, it’s hard to be miserable. It’s too entertaining to be miserable…..so on day 2 of your 365 days to change your life…my words of wisdom and life advice from a practically homeless man guru…is genuinely don’t care. Nothing actually matters, everything is a simulation, when you feel yourself feel, tell yourself you’re a queer and to stop being a queer, and to start doing what matters….staring at tits….

Staring at tits, always fulfilling, always a good use of time, always a distraction from all the bad, something to get you through the hard times….it’s not vulgar, if anything it’s natural and just taping into baby you, when it was all so simple….Tits…the only thing that matters and that’s where I come in….with the tits…I am your spirit guide….follow me to the areola hut.

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Big Bang Star Gives KTLA Host Who Overdosed 5k
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I am Still Jerking Off to This
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Sammi Hanratty is a Slut
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LOhan’s Step Mom is Awesome
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Ear Muffs…..
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Tiffany Haddish (who?) Bombed on Stage.
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Detroit Gunfire on New Years!!!
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Dog Goalie
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Sneaky Moose Stealing a Snack….
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Goat Run
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2019

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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So the first day of 2019 is done….and we’ve all accomplished zero. We’ve all broken our New Year Resolutions that even if you don’t subscribe to that bullshit you still tell yourself with that self aware voice in your head that you have things you want to do…whether it’s just having more fun, taking things less seriously, working less, spending more on your credit cards before declaring bankruptcy…losing some weight, quitting sugar, wearing less fur…I don’t fucking know….making more out of life, traveling more, napping more, going from Cigs to Vapes…and you’ve already fucked up, but there’s always tomorrow….

364 new days for 364 or more new chances to change yo shitty ways but you won’t, but I think it’s better to count it down, day by day, throughout the year, so we really track our failures in a better way, rather than just focusing on them for the first week of January…..right.

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Celebs on New Years
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Heidi Klum See Through to Nipples
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CNN Was Gay Porn Last Night – Anderson Cooper was Wasted – Watch Him Do Shots Like He Used to When He Chose to be Gay
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Semi Driver Shows Newbie the Ropes
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Guess Who Rita Ora Fucks
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Rat Cow in a Bikini
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Monkey VS Car
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Goats Join Man for a Run
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Cooling Off a Kangaroo
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Dog Goalie Earned 3 Guinness Records
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Very Important Farrah Abraham News
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Farrah Abraham in a Bikini
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Skinny in a Bikini Black Chick of the Day
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iPhone vs Heating Coil
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Boat Gets Sucked in by Massive Wave
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Traffic Laws when Cars Can Fly
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Halo Theme Song by 80 Guys in 1 Bathroom
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Woman VS Builders
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Frying Eggs in Your Car in Australia
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New Details from the Parkland Shooting
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Tea Leoni – Bikini
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Katie Holmes – Bikini
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Bebe Rexha Performing…
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Christina Aguilera – Fat for New Years
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Ciara – New Years Performing
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Goddess Lohan at an NYE Party
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Kelsea Ballerini Hot Legs
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Kate Beckinsale Legs
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Madison Beer – Muppet Face
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Naked Amateur Reddit Girl Getting Naked and being Amateur
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AMazing Huge Tit Jiggle
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Tumblr Porn is still a thing….
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Two Naked Girls Double Dildo-ing Themselves in the Backyard….
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2019 – More Anal Insertions
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I love all this BOX GAP
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Mila Azul Hot skinny Naked Chick….
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College Sex Party for the Perverts
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Nude Teen Girl – Pussy in the Pool
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Big Titty Ass Jiggle
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Latina Tits
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Farting Girl of the Day
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Piss Overload
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Blowjob Tools of the Day
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Jade Kush Naked for First Porn Audition
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Just a Chick and Her Blue Dildo – Inserting her Blue Dildo
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Maitland Ward’s Gettinf Fucked Raw
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Strange Time for a Confession
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New Year – New Me
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Seleste’s SPread Asshole…
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Bush!
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I think the Internet Has Gone Too Far
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2019

Jan

Hilary Duff Beach Erotica for 2019 of the Day

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2019 is the year of the no bikini on fat chicks…or new moms…or above 30 year old women….

Take Hilary Duff’s lead….tell your friends…this is the way to be…. make them in your size, just because there is the whole social media thing, where the majority of people mistake likes from perverts on slutty pics as influence or relevance…

No one needs to see that. Save it for your Sugar Baby….you Sugar Momma…you’r Hilary Duff and that’s why he knocked you up right away…cuz her payroll and lifestyle is freedom from trying to achieve anything on your own….

We don’t need to see that Hilary Duff fat ass, even though a lot of you want to see that Hilary Duff fat ass…thanks to your demented fucked perverted ways….and your Stuff by Duff fetish….

Just because they make bikinis in their size, doesn’t mean it’s a celebration when they put them on to feel empowered or whatever….

My friend once said “Old ladies that wear young girls shit are like the ghost in the sixth sense that don’t know they’re dead”…..and he’s right….

But after much reflection, on this sleepy New Years Day….

I’ve decided I would rather Hilary Duff be naked in these pics…clothing just gets in the way of staring at her mom pussy dangling in the Luxurious and Warm Cabo Wind…….

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2019

Jan

Katharine McPhee Still in a Bikini of the Day

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This is Katharine McPhee in a bikini looking alright, doing that whole Sugar Baby, living that rich person life, cuz she’s engaged to a 75 year old very rich fucking guy and that’s how romance works. I mean she likely grew up listening to his music, she probably respected him and though of him as some kind of icon, because I guess in a lot of ways, David Foster, her finace…has done a lot of shit in the music industry…produced lots of songs…and not just Michael Buble…

He’s a Canadian hero who left Canada to live that star studded rich person life off his talent…solid story….one that should end with an averagely famous 20 something from American Idol being your live-in Groupie slut you take on luxury vacations….because that’s how rich person love works….it’s transactional people…and it seems like everyone wins in their emptyness….if winning is luxury villas, great weather and bikinis, while I’m snowed in….

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2019

Jan

Dua Lipa Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa is in a yellow bikini, which is like the white bikini, in the sense that it is often times see through when wet, so you can see her Albanian pop star nipple, which is probably someting she wants being the age of the nipple, free the nipple, feminism and everyone being an exhibitionist exposing herself to the world and getting paid, celebrated, and tons of positive reinforcement from the comments she probably gets, while ignoring the hate…and what’s to hate…she’s a massively famous Youtuber with a pop music career…pretty much living the dream in Miami on New Years Eve…where everything happens and by everything I mean Pitbull….

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2019

Jan

Katie Holmes Bikini with Jamie Foxx of the Day

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Katie Holmes is trying to get her bikini down, cuz she gets down…with a brother named Jamie Foxx…

Maybe this is her Scientologist attempt to show you all that sh’s a human, tits hanging out sloppy….

Maybe she’s just showing off that she’s reading some “How to Be Human for Dummies” book.

Rich people in Miami on Yachts pushing 50 years old….doing bikinis….SLOPPY TITTY which must be a flaw in Tom Cruise’ blue prints…

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2019

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Wet Bikini of the Day

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I figure nothing says hit the workout machines cuz it’s 2019 like looking at this fat model who I think is in a fat suit, you know the equivalent of black face only for models who want to be models but aren’t good enough to be models so they force feed themselves and spin the storyline to body positivity and the world celebrates them as they get to eat whatever the fuck they want to maintain….probably a liberating experience when you fully commit to it….

The fact is that she will one day be skinny again, when the money dries up and people remember that fat kill…but until then…fat chick, slow crawl out of the pool, with that slow mo ass jiggle..to inspire your resolutions…. and get that gym membership…even though you can’t outtrain a diet…abs are made in the kitchen…and I guess so are careers for the right fat chick who knows how to angle it right….while we all know that real fat chicks are too lazy, tired and self hating to succeed…we’re onto you Iskra…

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