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2019

15

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Pink Ass of the Day

Lily Rose Depp ass in pink satin looking pants…..the kind of pants you want your sheets made out of…partially because they are so silky smooth..but also because Lily Rose Depp’s ass in in them…

She’s a legend, without ever having to do anything, which makes for an interesting specimen of human because it can go one of two ways….

Either she’s got a huge chip on her shoulder and feels the need to prove herself as more than just a Depp rich kid…

Or she’s chilling…just cruising through life because she’s a Depp Rich Kid…

Some rich kids are spoiled and entitled cunts, while other’s are just pretty chill cuz they know they have everything….

Which one is she? Maybe there needs to be a movie about it.

Yes…this is what I think about whilst staring at her ass….

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2019

15

Feb

Nicola Peltz Panties of the Day

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Nicola Peltz has a rocking fucking body, and I guess she should thanks to being the daughter of a billionaire.

IT’s safe to assume her mom is some hot gold digger, since dude is in his 80s and hot chicks like old dudes in their 80s to breed with….

SHe is a product of his later in life marriage / sex….a good way to keep his genetics going forward in an attractive and rich as fuck way…

This girl is all thanks to his hard work in finance, owning all the businesses that made the family empire worth so much, including but not limited to Dr Pepper…

Yes…She is Dr Pepper’s baby….Some Warren Buffet shit…that this little body gets to benefit from.

Not only can daddy finance movies she gets to be in, or vacations she gets to go on, and mansions she gets to live in..

But he can also finance panties and the selfie cam that takes those selfies…

PANTIES!

Posted in:Nicola Peltz|SFW

2019

15

Feb

Nikola Romanova Nude of the Day

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Nikola Romanova is a model.
I am looking at her pubic hair.
If you are going to be a model.
Having pubic hair exposed in pics of yourself to help further your career may seem obvious, or basic, or like the last resort of desperation.
But it’s fucking great.
Nikola Romanova our Russian Goddess who you can probably buy if you’re rich enough – it wonderful.
If only she was a cam girl!

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2019

15

Feb

Halle Berry Brings It of the Day

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Halle Berry, the cultural appropriator….the has a black dad she’s met once after she was famous cuz he wanted to borrow 100k to start a fucking food truck or some shit…the white girl, who plays the black girl, cuz she’s got the right features and because Hollywood has consistently been racist as fuck and only want to work with accessible black people, or white black people, because they don’t fear them….

It’s nice to see a hot black woman succeed in Hollywood, it’s just too bad the circumstances were that she was middle class and white…

Still great tits though.

Posted in:Halle Berry|SFW

2019

15

Feb

Chanel West Coast Nipple of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is not a celebrity as far as I’m concerned, she was just lucky to be cast as the receptionist bitch in an MTV show people seemed to watch back when MTV was still a thing, before MTV fucking died…

But it’s amazing that she’s been able to ride that for what must be a decade….which I guess isn’t that hard thanks to instagram, because all you need to do for instagram is have one hit, one celebrity moment, one viral nonsense clip – getting you that solid base of followers…and as long as instagram exists, which will be another 2-3 years for sure…you can cash the fuck in…a lot of these sluts are just lucky to exist when in other generations they’d disappear into the hole they belong in….

Nice try at the sexy Valentine’s Day lingerie shoot though…

More of her boring ass in lingerie..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2019

15

Feb

Cardi B Tits of the Day

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Cardi B is a nice reminder that if you’re a gutter stripper….with low level talent…and you get cast on a Reality show that puts you in front of pervert rappers who like strippers…and they all like strippers…then you can position yourself to be a Grammy winning artist…whilst being gutter as fuck…because white people apparently really like being exposed to gutter black music…it’s the foundation of all the pop music out there…and it is safe to say it’s racist on so many levels, maybe even pandering to white people at the expense of the black folk…but I don’t bother looking into that, cuz they are all paid well..it’s fair for everyone and manipulating white suburban idiot is the foundation of every successful company…it’s where the dollars are…

I just think it’s nice she still shows off her tits, not as much as she should…but keeping it true to herself, telling her authentic sex work story even know with all that MC HAMMER money…makes her more tolerable in this lie that is the entertainment industry.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Cardi B|SFW

2019

15

Feb

AJ Michalka Panty Flash of the Day

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AJ Michalka is some Disney child star who has a band or something in entertainment with a girl who may or may not be her twin sister….but who definitely is her sister….cuz thy have the same name and the same level of slut behavior even in their 40s….

They are Disney trained and understand the importance of the sister fantasy I’ve recently been so into…cuz why fuck one when you can fuck both….or some shit.

I appreciate that she’s posing in her panties for Valentines Day, not because she’s getting paid to, even though a girl being paid to post panty pics is sex work on a level…but because girls posting panty pics for any reason is what life is all about…

Posted in:AJ Michalka|SFW

2019

15

Feb

JoJo is a Racy and Wild and Dangerous of the Day

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Animal print to women, is what Hawaiian shirts are to men, or were to men, before the hipsters say Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and every brand started making them for the bros….

There was a time when the Hawaiian shirt on a fat white dude was a symbol of adventure, excitement, taking on the wild resort life during your retirement by using SPF 10 instead of SPF 45….I don’t even know if they make SPF 10 anymore….

So women, in animal print are like that…daring, exciting, forward thinking…not scared to look like a slut…because channeling a slut is what they do.

I don’t know about Jojo…she’s out there trying to get herself as famous and noticed as possible in this third act of her career…but I know about the old ladies around here and their animal print and it’s safe to say they are all on the same kick…just trying to show the world how fearless and dialed into their animalistic ways they are….wild…like a Safari in Africa with cleavage.

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2019

15

Feb

Bikini Stomach Search and Other Videos of the Day

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Homeowner Defends Himself from Armed Robbery

Smack…

Granny Gets High

Cooking with Helmet…

Mike Tyson’s Big Joint

Racing BMW Slams…

Dude Pits Another Car…

Pawn Shop Freakout!

Women Cuts Wrong Wire…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

15

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You’d think more people would be into this site because I’m a Mexican…who doesn’t play up the Mexican thing that well…but who had it as part of my storyline in the early years of the site…then the white readers stopped coming through because they hated Mexicans…and when I stopped talking about being Mexican…the Mexicans stopped following me…leaving me virtually alone….and scared….

Now when everyone is on this Mexico kick. It’s all over the fucking news….and here I am missing out on another trend, like Social Media…and other things…oops.

Who cares…right…I’ll just post some links…drunk on a Friday…after the day of love, cuz I chose love, and live love, and do love…cuz love.

Here are some stepLINKS..

FUCK THIS HOT PUSSY – USE CODE DSUFD – FOR A HUGE FUCKING DISCOUNT
CLICK HERE

Mariah Carey Big Tits Doesn’t Care
CLICK HERE

Jennifer Aniston Got Brad Pitt Back
CLICK HERE

Demi Rose Big Tits
CLICK HERE

Pig VS Pig of an IG Model
CLICK HERE

Thank god for the all Girl Boy Scouts
CLICK HERE

Ariana Grande is Dog Shit
CLICK HERE

Aubrey O’Day Valentine’s Day Porn
CLICK HERE

Dick CAGE
CLICK HERE

Slutty Campers…
CLICK HERE

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