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2018

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My favorite thing about Christmas is hanging out at the mall and seeing all the crazy people buying shit for family and friends that will just leave everyone involved broke, disappointed, sad, depressed, unhappy….fucking idiots…only because there are lots of slutty girls dressed slutty…and it’s great to harass the security guards by making them think you are shoplifting since they are on high alert…also a great time to throw a tantrum telling the clerks at the store that their store is shit…you know to bring holiday cheer like that dude in Texas who got arrested for telling kids that Santa wasn’t real…

I am not an actual grinch, I fucking love Christmas, I love the magic of Christmas, I just hate how shitty and retarded humanity is…and sometimes, you have to make yourself uncomfortable by going to the Mall, immersing yourself in them….to really understand how doomed we are….but also to sneak into changing rooms to try to get some changing room porn you’ve once jerked off to…FIRST HAND….

TIS THE SEASON….SANTA CAME TO TOWN AND SHIT ON MY FACE….as Santa Does…

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2018

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think it is racist to not let black dudes make gay jokes before they got super famous in 2011, in an era when we were allowed to make gay jokes and the word FAG wasn’t banned from the english language, especially when that black man is for sure a queer to begin with…there is no way Kevin Hart has never sucked a dick.

People in hollywood are garbage. It is a dark place filled with shitty manipulative people who have manipulated the right people to get the platform and money to manipulate the masses….

I can assure you that all these dudes are fucking perverts and all the actresses are whores who put out…..

Point being, the same point I said this morning, and that is that it’s ok to be inclusive, but not inclusive of people with different belief systems, being racist in and of itself, but disguised as not racist.

Kevin Hart shouldn’t care, no one watches the Oscars, it’s not really an honor, it’s just a media lie….and people with brains don’t find all jokes offensive because we understand that there needs to be a punchline and sometimes it’s those pervert gays always trying to fuck, sometimes it’s AIDS jokes, sometimes it’s ethnic people…it really depends on the context of the joke…sometimes it is RETARDS…or the weak who cannot defend themselves and ultimately….punishing everyone for just being human enough to make fun of ourselves and each other will probably not end too well.

THh same people dissing Kevin Hart, make fun of Trump or Melania all day…like don’t make distasteful jokes about the taste of my own ass in my mouth, but let’s say the worst possible shit about everyone else who doesn’t meet our needs/wants/ideals…isn’t that just another form of fascism disguised as some fluffy nonsense…i think so.

You all need to be less fucking sensitive…have a sense of humor…life is more fun when you’re not a cry baby….

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2018

Dec

Genius Pipes is the stepHOLIDAY Gift of the Day

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It’s the fifth day of Christmas, and along with playing “Baby It’s Cold Outside” on repeat as a protest against the American people, the history of America, the 1940s Christmas Nostalgia where the tone of the people seemed a lot more simple with good old American values…that we can look at and know as conscious beings that things have changed but that doesn’t take away from the quality of those things…

So I’m here to celebrate Christmas in full Christmas Glory..and like Ellen and Oprah and all the other assholes doing a 12 days of Christmas countdown…I am bring you our 12 days of Christmas countdown….

Unfortunately, I don’t get 100,000 products to giveaway to all of you members of this site. The most trafficked unpopular site on the internet…

But I do get to share awesome product ideas with you to buy into, gift your mom, dad, granny, neighbor, sister, brother, sister wife, who the fuck cares just gift a motherfucker with amazing gifts like this one from our friends at GENIUS PIPES

They are offering you am exclusive discount…and if you’re from Canada and looking forward to smoking weed with your family this year, finally out in the open cuz it is legal, so your judgemental mom can’t call you a burn out stoner….when you’re clearly just following the rules….or if you’re still a closet case smoker…this GIFT is for you.

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2018

Dec

Gigi Hadid Nipples for Pirelli Calendar of the Day

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The Pirelli Calendar is still a thing, even though there’s an app for that and we don’t need Calendars….but I guess there are still blue collar workers and mechanics who need to objectify women with their toxic masculinity and misogyny, and set up a set of tits for the month to stare at every day of that month while scheduling their doctor’s appointments or welfare check payments or whatever….so rich entitled cunts like Gigi Hadid are still around thirsty for work, attention, an excuse to post and be part of what was once a prestigious thing, but is now just struggling and willing to use anyone they can to draw some attention to what was a marketing hustle that worked really well for a LONG time…while now it’s just irrelevant.

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2018

Dec

Jennifer Aniston Still Got Her Nipples Out of the Day

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Even at 100 years old, Jennifer Aniston’s silly hard nipples that made the world fall in love with Jennifer Aniston are out there promoting shit, doing media, for potential romantic comedy bullshit that she is overpaid to be in….or maybe she’s out there promoting all the money she just made on the 100 million dollar deal Netflix did with the people of Friends…the gift that keeps on giving…to think that such a dumb fucking sitcom would make a person as rich as it did…and it’s all because of the nipples…nipples that are now on a more deflated set of tits….a more deflated face sagging off…for dudes still capable of jacking off to a woman who has used her nipples harder than that mom in the projects who has 12-15 kids cuz the government pays her per kid and she’s into breast feeding them cuz it saves her money to buy herself drugs…

Point being……

Jennifer Aniston nipples that no one ever wanted to knock up because she must be one of the worst….that happens when you’re overpaid, overhyped and coddled by everyone except the men who marry you cuz they can’t stand you….and now she’s too old to get knocked up…HOT. Menopause you know…..a form of contraception and a fetish in and of itself…despite it smelling like moth balls and rice pudding.

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2018

Dec

Lea Michelle Wet Swimsuit of the Day

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I’ve been calling Lea Michelle a dude for the longest time because I am convinced that she’s a dude….and she hasn’t really given us any evidence that she’s not a dude. Especially not in this pic with her hand in front of her crotch because she didn’t have enough time to tuck….

Hollywood is a dark place, those dreams of fame and fortune that parents have can make them do a lot of weird things like raise their son into a woman and keeping the lie alive…the good news is that trans rights is a thing, not that she’ll come out trans, and that her fiance gets to be a queer without disappointing his parents like being a queer does…

The nice thing about her being a dude in the white bathing suit is that she doesn’t have to worry about getting her period…the only blood stains from her man pussy after a wild night with not enough lube….and that’s what we’ll leave you with on this one…

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2018

Dec

Miley Cyrus Nipples See Through of the Day

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Miley Cyru as her tits out, braless, hard nippled, because she’s a feminist or some shit…and I appreciate her effort, or lack of effort, in bringing the tits out, they way she did when she was culturally appropriating Instagram Whores….you know using the trends and making them work for her because it makes her a lot of money…which has ended with us all seeing Miley full naked, back when she was being all wild…shedding that layer between her and her fans and bringing us what we care to see of Miley….tits…

This could be Miley trying to celebrate er now bigger tits….she’s got her big horse tooth smile to remind us that this farm girl is still around…and not a farm girl anymore…despite potentially being inbred….I am a fan..

Here she is with her tits out for some photoshoot

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2018

Dec

Padma Lakshmi Got Them Titties out of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi has her tits out in a bra….

I’ve written it before and I’ll write it again…this old brown lady has a billion dollar pussy which is more interesting than a non-billion dollar pussy…like the 5-25 dollar pussies I am used to paying to see….

The reason she has a billion dollar pussy is because she’s used her intellect and tits to get her pussy filled by not one, but two billionaires, and one of the billionaires was dying and died thinking her kid was his kid so it got his money, while it was really another billionaire’s kid…so it got that guy’s money too….I mean brilliant….this is like sugar baby if sugar babies had brains shit….MASTERFUL.

She’s still using her tits….to get stared at…despite being old….cuz this is the world we live in…..and she knows how to master manipulate…

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2018

Dec

Pixie Lott is Fun in a Bikini of the Day

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If you know who Pixie Lott is…she’s in a bikini….

If you do not know who Pixie Lott is….she’s still in a bikini…

That is the most fascinating thing about celebrity…..it doesn’t matter if people know who are you are, you still exist in a higher profile than the normal person, and your bikini pics that may not be as exciting as lower level bikini pics…seem so much more important…

This Pixie Lott, a pop star from the UK, I don’t know her songs, but I do know her recently found tits, looking as exciting….and hot bodied….as she can….and that’s enough effort for me..

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2018

Dec

Ashley Smith in her Underwear of the Day

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Ashley Smith is a good old Texan country girl….who moved to NYC to get it done..and she did it by doing topless erotica for the first part of her career – thanks to her big tits that I guess she’s still putting out but less shamelessly…because she took her cool naked model getting naked and turned it into a stint with Sports Illustrated Swim…allowing her to go as mainstream as possible…but still the same old texan with the big tits and great tooth gap to look at half naked…even if she’s older and fatter…it’s still a great time for all involved…isn’t it….

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