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2019

28

Jan

Elsa Hosk Wet Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk, despite being old for a model…near 30…in an era where 30 is not death of a model even if is should be…

Is pretty fucking top notch….top tier…primo…

These pics are her best work, but you can easily be reminded of her nudes and search for those nudes on this website by clicking this link

Where you will find all kind of observations on the Swedish Basketball player turned model to replace Pregnant Candice Swanepoel, who did better than Candice Swanepoel cuz she doesn’t have that South African accent and by South Africa Accent I mean HIV….and Racism…Racist HIV…

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2019

28

Jan

Elsa Pataky Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Pataky brought her busty tits, on her fit for a 42 year old mom, midget body…cuz se looks short…to the beach in a bathing suit that thankfully doesn’t draw too much attention to her ravaged stomach from all their kids….

She’s got a great ass, but we have to remind ourselves that she’s 42 years old, which in and of itself is tragic….but not as tragic as our sexualizing of an old lady….

I mean, blame her Spanish genetics, her rich person lifestyle, or the fact that she’s an inch tall in all her slutty pics….knowing that if you take the pic from a distance there’s more leniency on whether she’s actually lookin that good or not.

I guess as Miley Cyrus’ sister in law, since she is married to and has three kids with one of the Hemsworth brothers….getting naked just makes logistical sense….especially since her sex appeal is the foundation of her having a career in Hollywood.

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2019

28

Jan

Delilah Hamlin Topless of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin is doing the right thing by getting naked on the internet for free, because when you’re already a rich kid, money doesn’t exist…but likes on your content and follows on your feed do. It makes you feel important.

I am not here to shit on feminism, even though new feminism isn’t feminist at all and I am an actual feminist….The whole MeToo movement making men fear working with women, teaching women, knowing that a woman is crazy, emotional, unstable and the first to throw a motherfucker under the bus if it means getting ahead or getting revenge….

I am not hear to tell girls to not get naked for attention, follows or likes…that would be against everything I believe in as a feminist…I just think it’s dumb to put it all out there for free…it’s like cocktease harder…..as hard as you fucking can and then dudes will be doing back flips for you, giving you all you fucking want….

But that’s not the era, the generation, it’s tits get hits, here are my young George Hamlin tits being a rich kid on social media for all of our fucking egos…I am speaking in the first person, channeling her spirt, as I do.

Delilah Hamlin Slutty Topless Photoshoot

Here is her mother Lisa Rinna spreading her ass

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2019

28

Jan

Christina Hendricks Fucking on Camera of the Day

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Here’s a clip of Christina Hendricks getting her fuck on in whatever it is she’s getting her fuck on in….

I like to think of this as an educational or instructional video on how to fuck a fat girl…like that time I got a DVD called the Art of Female Ejaculation…that wasn’t hot because the women demonstrating were the kind of women you’d expect to demonstrate that kind of thing back in the 90s…swinger amateurs in their 50s….I still have the DVD somewhere….

Either way, it’s like that…you still gotta jerk off to it, and it gives you a takeaway knowledge you can apply to your life fucking fat girls….just lay back and let her rock back and forth while you stare at her terrifyingly huge and amazing tits…. waiting to see if your vital organs give out on you from the weight….or that she doesn’t die on you…cuz it’ll be hard to get out and you’ll be forced to finish in her- making you a necrophiliac..and if you like being that Necrophiliac…you’ve just complicated the fuck out of your life…

So here she is, rocking back and forth, lazy…because she’s not fit enough to try to bounce on your dick flat footed, but you appreciate the rocking back and forth, so long as your dick is being enough to get around the belly.

It’s the she’s horny and wet from all that gravy she ate for lunch, and it feels like she peed on you, but it could just be her sweat…it’s alot of work to actually move…and it’s not a bang the fuck out kind of being ridden…more a leisurely walk kind of being ridden…and you know if you bust up in her…she may not get pregnant cuz she’s old..and because fat girls have irregular periods…

The point of the story is that Christina Hendricks has huge tits…that are being kept in a bra to not bounce around aggressively and unattractively..and that is pretty unfortunate…

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2019

28

Jan

Aubrey O’Day Purple Clit of the Day

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I saw this picture on Instagram and I zoomed into it a bunch of times, to see if she was wearing panties or not…and all I could see was two distinct lines running down her crotch that to a seasoned pervert – who has seen pussy in a large variety of poses over the decades of loving pussy….looked like a clit….

I zoomed in, a feature that Instagram invented for this purpose over and over for a better part of an hour…I screenshotted it, I changed the brightness…that’s iphone technology designed to make me a better pervert….I showed other people…and all said it was not her clit….and that I am seeing things….

So I’ve finally morphed into one of you, the people I used to laugh at while producing content for you, I would say thing like Virgin Nerd Vision that allows you to see nipples in outfits where nipples are invisible to the naked non nerd virgin eye…and here I am seeing clit on some 40 year old fat chick with tons of plastic surgery in some photoshopped content…living the fucking dream a decade after her reality show ended….by getting naked on the instagram….dreams do come true….

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2019

28

Jan

Courtney Stodden See Through Panties of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is the whore that keeps on giving. I mean this must be a decade into her career as “wtf is Courtney Stodden” and she hasn’t died off like she was Anna Nicole Smith or sugar babies before her – that used being slutty to take them from the gutter strip club they worked at…to the pages of the tabloids…

She went from Teen wife that I don’t think anyone believed…to Reality Show Star..to Sex Tap Star…to whatever this is…it’s still manipulating the media with the best kind of tactics…

I am a fan of her and her jumbo, basketball sized tits, in lingerie being seen the way they deserve to be seen…as shamelessly as possible.

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2019

28

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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Oh god…Hailey Baldwin is ugly…

She’s still young, but getting older isn’t doing her any favors…

She’s still skinny, but she’s looking pretty doughy, we call that SLIM FAT….and I guess once you lock in a really rich husband…you start eating again…

I have always thought she had a bit of a dude look to her, I never found her downright ugly before, but that’s because I see beauty in everything, otherwise I’d never be able to cum in the hetero sex I’ve had…because the ladies I get with are pretty disgusting and you need to find something to fixate on to cum….

I have always understood why her career was based on third or fourth tier jobs her more successful friends would turn down.

I have always said that she looked like the Bieber, who took her virginity when she was underage and who she has now married…but maybe she’s jacking hr face up with injectons to look more like Bieber…she’s that kind of fan girl…

I just know that whatever this Jesus freak is doing, she’s not doing it as well as she should be doing it, because she’s gone for hot young rich kid scenester groupie…to married and boring…..but rich as fuck and married to a teen hearth throb she grew up dancing to…so I guess this is what “Making’ it looks like.

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2019

28

Jan

Halsey New Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Halsey. She’s some bullshit story of a club kid in the VIP room getting herself a record deal in an era where it doesn’t really matter whether you have any level of skill or talent or not. It’s flimsy, made on a lap top music that lacks any level of soul, but when you’re raised on porn, memes and videogames, bascially shitty content across the board, who needs quality or value, or anything meaningful…

Her music fucking sucks, she did the vocals on an EDM track, pretended she was poor, black and addicted to drugs, and has now got her first paycheck I guess, and is using it on face injections, liposuction, ass injections..TITTIES…you know so that she can fit into society the way she wants to. She’s already done this much scamming, lets pretends she’s hot to scam some more…

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2019

28

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Flasher of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is some fat chick, who I think is in fat face, you know pretending to be fat to get ahead as a model, because when she was skinny she was getting no where…so she committed to gaining wait, something that is not that complicated to pull off, you just have to sit and eat carbs all fucking day….the she released a viral video of her in her underwear in the train doing some speech about being a fat chick, body positivity all that bullshit rhetoric fat people tell you, even though we know fat people aren’t healthy…fat is a sign of UNHEALTHY…but if you position yourself in this politically correct world…next thing you know you’re an icon…or a leader…and in being that you get all the brand money looking to target fat people…or to meet the weight requirements instilled on campaigns by the Social Justice warriors…

Clearly, Iskra Lawrence knows being in her underwear is the only way she gets seen, noticed, talked about, so this fat flasher shit is about as authentic as she gets cuz she’s fat and likes people looking at her and her big tits..

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2019

28

Jan

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp, the sperm that Johnny Depp left in that bitch from France before he left the family for that prostitute opportunist Amber Heard…..has grown into a magical hipster creature with houses all over the world….so she can get to Europe, back to LA, stop off at the island in the Bahamas….living that fashion life, high end glamour life, playing it down by being cool scenester who hangs with local artists to seem legit, making that money on the social media or as an actor because people care about her thanks to her dad..paparazzi pay attention to these types of things….especially when they are walking around nipples out..

I doubt she’d be of interest to anyone, because she’s like everyone else, if she wasn’t Johnny Depp’s daughter, but that’s not her storyline, her reality, her narrative….she doesn’t need to deal wit that level of bullshit….life is good being a Depp, unless you’re Johnny Depp, and I’m sure this one still complains about everything because she doesn’t know any better and when you look like this, it’s tolerable…even cute….

I guess I’m saying, I’m a fan of Lily Rose Depp and would ask her for an autograph if I ever met her…across my chest…like I once did to a Canadian Speed skater in a bar when drunk…which I don’t think he found funny….and that I guess was kinda queer of me…..but at least when I do it with Lily Rose Depp…it’ll be less queer and that is what matters….

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