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Bella Thorne Titty in Paris of the Day

Pixie Lott Pushing Up The Tits of the Day

Kendall Jenner Wore a Nipple Dress for Fashion of the Day

Did Heather Graham Have Real Sex in Nowhere of the Day

Pregnant Margot Robbie’s Sheer Shirt of the Day

2019

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is great….I mean I am sure she’s the fucking worst in actual life, raised by Johnny Depp in all his rich as fuck glory, riding his celebrity for no reason beyond being his daughter, born to matter without actually having any reason, skill, talent or even interest in mattering…a spoiled and entitled brat who has nothing to really prove so long as she’s ok with being Johnny Depp’s daughter, which probably means she’s got nothing to prove, cuz none of these rich people move to Costa Rica to chill, they all just stay in the limelight, doing shit to get noticed even when they play it cool and pretend to not want to be noticed, we all know the truth and that is that they like to get noticed, otherwise they wouldn’t post porny pics like this for her “fans”…

It doesn’t mean I don’t love and encourage this behavior, because I do.

Keep it up rich and famous girl. I want to see your butthole.

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2019

Feb

Jamie King is Pantsless of the Day

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Jamie King posted up this racy picture of herself, because she’s just that kind of girl.

It has nothing to do with her being Martin Luther Kings’ illegit daughter. If anything that would make her cooler than she is.

I don’t know why I dislike her, but I do, even though she posts up pictures like this.

There is just something irritating and dick riding about her…a model turned actress who probably should have died in the late 90s as a model because her boyfriend and her were part of the Heroin chic look, but who instead moved to La to become a cheesy fuck who I think was on a tv show for a wild, before breeding, and I guess when pics like this happen, I shouldn’t hate on her for trying since she is bottomless in a censored Titty our shoot. Something I encourage all women to do, even the ones I dislike for no real reason since I don’t actually know them because I live in Canada and have no reason to know them….I just post their smut like it is important in an era where there is so much better smut to post being produced daily from idiots who don’t think they are important cuz they aren’t, and are trying to be important cuz that’s what the people want. A taste of hollywood so they can be Jamie King too….

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2019

Feb

Noah Cyrus Erotica of the Day

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I know that girls wrapped in towels is a fetish to some dudes. I guess they like knowing the bitch has been hosed off and is cleaned off…drying off but still with easy access to pull off the towel and take whatever they want from them.

I know that girls play up the innocent post shower towel erotica…because I’ve watched 80s college movies where showers and towels are a huge part of their weak plots…

I also know that I’ve been to public campgrounds, gyms, pools and other places where towels have been used to cover up a cold and wet hoses off bitch. So I get it. It can be hot.

But when Miley’s sister the troll who we only know exists because Miley did a great job getting stupid famous…and this one gets to associate and ride off that….it’s not that hot…cuz even when ugly girls, rich or not, do things girls we want to fuck do,
Or dress like, it is almost obsolete…it barely exists but is still better than nothing I guess.

At least she’s got a hand over her face to help her look hotter. The entitled rich girl is trying.

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2019

Feb

Ashley Benson Titty Pop of the Day

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I just posted up Michelle Rodriguez’s lesbian cleavage of the day and figure what better time to ride her post coattails than now…with this Ashley Benson back at it with her tits out…big tits that we’ve seen fully pulled out back when she was still working on the tv show she got famous from….because now in her semi retirement where she’s been getting fat…she is Eskimo sisters with Michelle Rod. Cuz they fuck the same rich kid from the UK model they world embraced named Cara Delegingne.

Both pawns in Cara’s marketing hustle…one Hispanic and manly, the other chubby and white….both vaginas that have licked or been licked by her…and that’s gotta be a fetish to someone.

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2019

Feb

Michelle Rodriguez Titty Shot of the Day

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Michelle Rodriguez has always been pretty fucking lesbian.

There was a time people were into her and always would say how hot she is.

I assume those people were closer casss
Who didn’t know they were queer…or just someone who buys into any and all hype, so much so that it can dictate whether she is considered hot enough or woman:/::

Here she is flashing some tit.

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2019

Feb

Dora Madison Burge Nude of the Day

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Becky Sproles on Friday Night Lights now nude on instagram….or wherever this is from…because when you are raised to get auditions, to ace auditions, to get the casting, to be on camera, to get noticed amongst all the other idiots doing the same thing, with the same American dream…you become addicted to that positive reinforcement you get posting nude…and ultimately…it’s a really easy way to get noticed…and ultimately it is just nudity…there is hardcore porn everywhere…it’s not the conservative past when people didn’t fuck..but showered in full piece bathing suits…

Nudity is great. I want to see every bush out there…girls just get offended when I ask because it is their body and has to be on their terms…like this Dora you wanna explora.

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2019

Feb

DISHA SHEMETOVA NUDE OF THE DAY

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If I was Mormon, and I am not, but if I was…I would say “heck yeah” to this one…the kind of girl I would want to be a missionary for…if you know what I mean…

If I was Mormon, I probably wouldn’t have a semi pornographic website that funds my alcoholism and obesity…because the Mormons are good people and I am not.

I don’t know who Disha is but I want to eat off her and wash her…something I never do with dishes here…cuz I am
Lazy…but trim bush has a positive effect on me. It makes me a better person.

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2019

Feb

Bartender Overdoses on Opiates Behind Bar and Other Videos of the Day

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Swimming in Icy Waters…

What is this?

Woman Tries to Run Over Kids who Threw Snowball at her

Proud Moment of White Woman VS Black Cops

Semi VS Police Cruise

Idiots Block Traffic to Do Donuts on Interstate in Nashville

Idiot of the Day

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2019

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am still drunk…

That is all I have to say about that…

I may or may not have got AIDS from some obese woman who insisted on sitting on my face while I was passed out on the ground….full pussy on my face..

My throat is sore, probably infected…it tasted like Diabetes…and looked like a deflated set of testicles….

Drinking…to the point of feeling like a rockstar…is consistently a terrible idea when you’re old as fuck, weak. and dying….but I manage to still do it…because it brings me joy for the hour or so before I get throat aids from Burger King customer of the decade….

Enough about me – That said…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Free Diver Doing Crazy Swimming with WHALES….
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Cardi B Deactivated her Instagram Over hate….
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Garbage Man Prank – Backfires
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Lazy Delivery Driver
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Bryan Singer…Still a Pervert
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Stupid Quad Stunt
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Switching ELevator Button Prank
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Nicki Minaj Dropped Out of a Concert Due to Offensive Tweet
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2014 Beyonce in a Bikini
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Quick Thinking in the Pool of the Day
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Dog Burns Down House
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Stupid Fucking Statue Prank
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Count THE PENS
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6 WTF Moments
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FEAR NO EXTRACT – THE VAPORIZER FOR CHAMPIONS
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2019

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was in a bar drinking and it is nice to know that chicks still make out with each other to get attention from men….unless they were lesbians…I mean I was listening to their conversation and they were talking about their trip to the Caribbean….and how leaving their kid at home for the first time gutted them….and they were both 75 pounds too heavy with matching pink hair…in ill fitting hiking gear….like Nylon pants….which is why I assumed they were just a couple middle aged party girls reliving their 20s…20 years too late…tongue deep after one too many cocktails while a bunch of dudes in polo shirts and visors cheered on.

I’ve wrong sometimes…and I blame not acknowledging lesbians as a species…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Woman Crashes a Convenience Store
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Jennifer Aniston Birthday Porn from her Ex Husband
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Blossom VS United Airlines
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Dad Buys Mom MILF Flowers
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Cokes New Flavor for you Fat Fucks
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Throwback to Ariel Winter’s Fat ASs
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Bad Boys _ Comeback Tour
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Ana Braga – Valentines Day Smut
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Chantele Jeffries – POKIES
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Wolf Hunts Buffalo
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Richard Gere Along with Gerbils in Ass also Makes Babies
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Twins Share the Same Boyfriend..>What
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Lindsey Pelas – Huge Tits
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King of the Hill Theatrical Release Short
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Disney Gone GAY
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The Oscars You Won’t Watch are Going to Be Presenting some KEY awards that don’t have hype to average idiots but are the foundation of a good movie – during the commercials…they dead
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The Guy who Wraps Celeb’s Cars
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Selena Gomez – BIKINI
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Constance WU – Asian
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Rachel Leigh Cook – at and Event
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Fat Kate Upton
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Fat Katy Perry in a Magazine
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Diane Kruger – Still Hot
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Miley in a Red Dress
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Bella Thorne at an Event
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Danica McKellar…Terrifying
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Amy Adams Cleavage
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Betty Gilpin – Cleavage
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Jade Kush – Asian Big Tits Getting Wet
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Pussy Pin Cushion
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Sex Life of a Nerd
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Pale Nips
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Girl Getting Whipped – Freeze Frame
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Gash Flash
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Some Babe Losing her Dress
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Spoon Bra
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Celebrate the Female Body
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Tits Or Wings…
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Gash in some Checkerboard Thigh Highs
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Mechanical Bull Titty Bounce
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Reddit Amateur of the Day – IRISH HICCUP
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Big Titty MILF
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Wild and Crazy Spring Breakers
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Hot Naked Chick on the Beach
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