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2019

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am all for replacing retards with technology….I was talking to someone who was legitimately mad that workers are being replaced by machines. I didn’t realize people thought like that…I mean can’t we all collectively agree on one basic thing…people are dumb as fuck especially low pay scale wokers…they don’t care about helping me, helping us, helping anyone as they sext when they should be giving me my money for my goddamn can returns…

I love the automated checkouts, online sales, give BEZOS more money, because seeing some cunt we can replace with a robot…and put her to fun work like sex work where she belongs….the world is a better place for you and for me and the entire human race…or merge sex work with menial work…

If we do have workers working – make them dress hot at least, we like hot, we don’t need ugly or 78 year olds who didn’t plan their retirement right….we need young people who aren’t expired, dying, depressed by their choices…dressed slutty working the menial jobs…

All employees should be forced to wear bikinis or crotchless leggings to increase business. Make the place edgy, dangerous and hip like their foods….fight technology..

Cuz those menial workers are the only ones I like..cuz of the tits…

Fast Snow Removal Flamethrower
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Two Huskies Hanging Out
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Kate Beckinsale – CLEAVAGE
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This Slut is in her 50s and Hot
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Pretty Sure I linkd this Yesterday – Bella Thorne’s Legs
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YOUNG TONY SOPRANO IS HAPPENING
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Expecations VS Reality
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Kimora Lee Gets into Fights
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Trashy Nip Slip of the Day
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Missile Interception Caught on Snowboarder Camera
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Camel Toe and Ass Cheeks of the Day
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Byran Singer is a Pervert
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Snake in the Toaster
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Downhill Skateboarding at Night
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Twin Models Shopping
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Chinese Company Offers “DATING LEAVE”
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Willa Holland – Nipples
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Car Crash Misses Neighbor
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Jordan Peele – Smoke Free PSA in 1995
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Lady Gaga is Digusting
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Noah Cyrus Pokies in a Tank Top
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Chris Brown – Good Dude….
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What Save
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Guy on a Budget Film a Basketball Scene…
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Sailor Brinkley – Bikini
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Babes at the Television Awards
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Una Heatly in a Bikini
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Morena Baccarin in a Dress
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Some Bitch Named Stacy Martin
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Madison Beer Cleavage
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Kim Garner – TRASH
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Jessica Simposn – TANK
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Rachel McCord Cleavage
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TUMBLR SUCKS AT DELETING THE PORN – YAY
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Disgusting FETISH
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rReddit Amateur With Nipple Rings…
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Paz De La Huerta Tits
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THE BEST SHOEBOX EVER
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Japanse World Record Holder…
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Reddit Amateur Slut
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Holly Got the Pierced Nipples
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Ass Spread of the Day
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Elin in Lingerie
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Zara Bald Pussy
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Shower Time
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Fetish Porn of the DAy
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The best Pool Trick Shot
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THROWBACK TITTY TUG OF WAR
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MILK ON TITS
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Tits on a Wooden Table…
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Sandra Long Legs…Naked…
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Real Homemade Lesbians….
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Close-Up Bush of the Day
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Cum Shot on a Stranger in a Tent
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The Call Her the Best StepMOM Ever
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SEX MACHINEES OF THE DAY
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Outdoor Pussy Juice Drinking
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2019

23

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip of the Day

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I am a loyal Lindsay Lohan fan.

I am very happy she’s having a comeback…

Not only because of the nipple flashes you don’t notice cuz her nipples are invisible….GINGERS…

But because she deserves it. She’s on of America’s last real stars. There will never be the same level of tabloid fodder and good times, instability and throwing away of a serious career as there was with her.

No one cares about the stars of Today…like Margot Robbie or Brie Larsen on the level they cared about Lohan…

No one cares about Bella Thorne or even Selena Gomez like they did about Lindsay Lohan.

She is a living legend…and weird accent, doughy face, sloppy body….lookin’ 50 at 30 or not….

I will always consider her the pivotal personality…the true meaning of Celebrity….and I am grateful to have experienced her in her lifetime and I anticipate her winning an Academy Award…I’ve always said it and it will happen….not that Academy Awards matter…they do it for the press and exposure..they give those shits to everyone…..but it’d still be nice to see her get one and unless she dies prematurely (and she will)…I am sure it will happen….

Don’t let MTV reality shows appear to be the end of her….and realize….they are the new beginning of her.

WELCOME BACK ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN WHO SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO MY SOUL……I MISSED YOU.

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2019

23

Jan

Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day

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When you are rich as fuck, a leader in your industry like David Foster…the 69 year old who I assume is a billionaire, he was married to that whore Yolanda Hadid, who only dates billionaires…..this is what you get to FUCK.

An american idol starlet, who has gone on to do wonderful things, like chop off her labia…if you remember the fappening and all those nude leaks…you will know some of her pics were clearly to show her doctor her pussy healing and it was scary….

Well here she is now, Literally Katharine McPhee….the geriatric fucking, old folk home working….terrifying fetish that I assume smells like Werthers Original and pipe….in what is not Daddy issues..but Grand Pappy issues…..Anna Nicole Smith her mentor…I mean…all of our mentor…I miss that Blonde Bombshell….so we’re settling with this.

Remember – when rich…and an icon…you can fuck younger chicks who admire your money…better than hiring a fat gay Filipino nurse with that retirement money…

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2019

23

Jan

Halle Berry Nipples in White Face of the Day

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No one is out there calling out HALLE BERRY for being in WHITE FACE…but the second a bunch of Catholic School kids dress up in Black Face the world goes nuts. The second some white southern person wears black face on Halloween…the world goes nuts…screams racism…and how is that fair? Well it is fair because Halle Berry lives in black face, plays up being black…despite being white…her mom, like Drake, is white…her mom, like Drake, raised her…the black shit thy do is to appeal to a black audience as a black person…but they just learnd it watching rap videos…so Halle Berry in white fac…is her true identity….

Luckily, unlike white people, she’s aging hot….genetics and intermingling can do some good in killing off that inbred look and making for a hot old lady…

In case it’s not clear…I am a fan, even if I think she’s a marketing tool for white people….cuz she is.

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2019

23

Jan

Willa Holland Hard Nipples of the Day

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Willa Holland is hot, she may not matter in terms of her celebrity. I know she was on the OC and on some other Nerd Shit, so maybe she’s more famous that I think. I also know that her stepfather is the legendary film director Brian de Palma, because her mom knows what’s up. Her godfather or is Spielberg or some shit so she’s dialed in, but the most interesting thing about her is that she is dating a hipster photographr who takes pics of nude instagram girls…which I guess has rubbed off on her and helped her develop her own aesthetic that’s pretty fucking great…no bra, just nipples…good.

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2019

23

Jan

Oksana Klimarchuk Right Name, Right Outfit of the Day

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Oksana Klimarchuk has the right name….I went through this already today….Russian sounding name, possibly a sex worker, likely not a webcam model like her friends from back home…but maybe she is…who knows….it’s all a grey area…blurred lines…like that song that made that fat titty bitch with the belly button famous….all whores…all the time….but when they are Russian or from Communism they have the right level of darkness and more importantly…the right level of work ethic..

I guess what I am saying is that….it’s nice to see some nipple rings.

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2019

23

Jan

Sailor Brinkley Surf Bikini of the Day

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The key to shameless instagram pics is to find a prop or excuse to be in a bikini….

Some girls do this because they own a bikini line – that isn’t a real bikini line – but they pretend it is….

Other girls do it because they are surfers…in a “What else would I be wearing”…

Both a great reasons for a girl to be in a bikini, but in this era of not giving a fuck, feminism, not explaining yourself…you don’t need a reason to be in a bikini other than that it gets more traffic.

You can hike in a bikini, try not to die…you can bike in a bikini…..you can dyke in a bikini…anything bikini gets hits..and hits is what we care about. It is the currency for people, often times rich kids, like this one…who don’t care about money, just about the fans to feel relevant…

She is her mother’s daughter, an uglier version of Christie….but that’s only because Christie’s DNA got altered with the rich guy she bred with…as it often happens because rich guys aren’t models!!

Either way….Bikinis!!

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2019

23

Jan

Rumer Willis Workout Erotica of the Day

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Rumer Willis has finally found her angle…

The potato headed sad rich brat – who was mocked by the blogs when it was OK to mock people for their looks…got some face injections – started her workouts…does her squats and overpowered an ugly face..

Sure it may be BRUCE willis trolling us, and sure the pants may be doing something magical with fabric science and I may like all asses in fitness gear doing fitness….

But that doesn’t take away from the fact that RUMER has blossomed into something worth fucking and that’s a good thing to achieve in this era of everyone rockin’ plastic surgery putting importance on bullshit…like turning ugly to hot in a 1990s style teen dramady.

Here she is looking like a mustard covered sausage

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2019

23

Jan

Angela Olszewska Right Name, Right Outfit of the Day

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If you know me – you know my love for the Eastern European / Soviets. There’s something about communism that killed off the uglies, taught people a level of desperation through starvation, trained them to be hard workers, or spies…and the whole thing created an opportunistic kind of self serving hustle.

I also love instagram girls doing instagram shoots with there tits out…and sometimes thing of all the sluts I’d miss out on if the GRAM wasn’t real…

So this Angela chick….Right Name, Right Outfit, Right Shoot. Great times for all…except maybe her…you know selling herself for this cheap…but it’s better than being paid to piss on webcam….

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2019

23

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Jacking Up the Underwear Like She Wasn’t Fired from Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Nothing like an old mom of a model, pulling her panties up into her vagina for attention, like she’s not an old mother, because she’s trying to stay hot for her boyfriend, a DJ who fucks hot young models behind her back, in IBIZA, cuz he’s living the life of the party…while she’s living the life of a fired Victoria’s Secret model…

That’s about all I have to say about that…the Netherlands… where drugs are legal and so are whores….

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