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2019

21

Jan

Lily Rose Depp Pussy Print of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Photoshoot for L Officiel Paris

Lily Rose Depp is doing a solid Squat in a onee piece bathing suit and silly sandals because she’s a little fashionable art hipster…thanks to being rich as fuck, Johnny Depp’s daughter and pretty much that’s all you need to be accepted into pretty much anything. When you’re dealing with a huge international star like Johnny Depp, your daughter gets invited places…not even because they want access to him, but because she has access to him…that’s way cooler than being an American Apparel model or a DJ or feminist period artist…in the mindset of the new generation of hipsters that are really mainstream cuz being obscure, weird, creative, or interesting doesn’t really exist when you are feeding the world everything about you, desperate for them to look, on social media….

I mean where’s the mystery…where’s the excitement…where’s the exclusivity…

That said, Lily Rose Depp can do no wrong and is by far my favorite of the celebrity rich kids, coddled, entitled, spoiled, given all they want….but most importantly….HOT….

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2019

21

Jan

Noah Cyrus Hard Nipples of the Day

Noah Cyrus Hard Nipples Miley White Shirt

Fuck Noah Cyrus is Ugly….

Did her family find her behind the barn in the fucking trough a horse was eating out of after some inbreds gave birth to her and figured they should get rid of the evidence of their affair…to which Billy Ray said “Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart or really anyone that I am going to adopt this sit and raise it as my own cuz I’m rich and it’s the right thing to do”….

Not that anyone cares because we live in a world where Miley Cyrus’ ugly sister Noah Cyrus gets to play Miley Cyrus with her own spin because the world loves rich and famous people with familiar names…nipples out, strategically relevant with the help of her team and that alone is tragic….

The fact is that she doesn’t need to be hot, interesting, or talented…but rather just a puppet copying people with less resources to get seen. Plus all the positive reinforcement from being the ugly troll sister no one noticed or cared about…coddled hard so that she wouldn’t kill herself…

LOOK AT HER NOW!

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2019

21

Jan

Ariana Grande Erotica of the Day

Ariana Grande Erotica

Ariana Grande being slutty for her new music video which she apparently ripped off of SOULJA BOY TELL EM, because she is a cultural appropriator but its ok for her to do it because she has a dark tan and everyone just assumes she is black.

This is her in Black Face…because in case you didn’t know it…she’s white as fuck and this Nicky Minaj impression is just her showing off her acting skills, her child star identity crisis trauma, capitalizing on doing whatever is trendy and relevant…to sell albums, generate hype and be relevant….it’s all so silly….but some of you freaks think she’s hot…and that’s too bad…

Ariana Grande Erotica Ass Flash

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2019

21

Jan

Beatrice Bouchard Sucking It In of the Day

Beatrice Bouchard Bikini Sucking It In

The thing I like about local hero, local influencer, making big moves as a vapid rich kid riding her sister’s success…is that it is a great reminder of one very important thing and that is that people are drawn to the sexy, slutty, half naked twin, even though the sister is the star Tennis player who has done shit like all the biggest fucking Tennis Tournaments in the world, has huge sponsorship deals in Canada and internationally…..but this one…Beatrice Bouchard….gets all the hype and attention…the twin who just does lifestyle shit…lazily riding through life and getting paid…

Now she’s not nearly as famous or making nearly as much as her famous sister, but I predict that she will when she full hits viral status and that is hilarious to me.

Why have skills or work at anything but your booty workout and cleavage pics….

Reward the retard underachievers so long as they are hot..

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2019

21

Jan

Bella Thorne Got Her Tits Out of the Day

Bella Thorne Big Tits Low Cut Black Shirt

Bella Thorne Takes her Tits to Vegas Club Openings of the Day

Bella Thorne brought her tits to Vegas where she is getting paid to promote the opening of some new bar or club because that’s what her young audience seems to need to be marketed…

You know pay the bitch 50k or more for her and her friends to go get wasted for free….when 95 percent of her Audience is 12….or perverts like you with an Equine fetish.

An Equine fetish is man who jerks off to horses, which I think Bella Thorne’s face is best suited for…

I don’t find her hot, interesting, but rather everything wrong with entertainment. Encouraged to be a vapid twat to sell shit and it works, but it definitely lowers the audience’s overall expectations of themselves – and that’s tragic…

Bella Thorne Big Tits Low Cut Black Shirt

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2019

21

Jan

Iggy Azalea Bondage Bodysuit of the Day

Iggy Azalea Bodysuit Bondage Erotica

Iggy Azalea disgusts me.

She’s just some bullshit plastic surgery ridden monster who had the right connections to exist..she has managed to make a lot of money that I feel is undeserved for doing whatever it is that she does..but I am not the authority on the subject and if she’s bringing in the money to the powerful people who pay her…I guess she’s deserving of her cut…you can’t not give an AVON Lady her commission or the whole infrastructure will crash…

SO if she was able to take what seems like a low level career based on her low level talent to the mainstream…power to her, good hustle…it’s just unfortunate people aren’t more demanding of quality…but it is the fast food world we live in….buy crap in volume and make that crap rich…

This outfit she’s wearing is unfortunately not her going to War like she was Gal Gadot in the IDF fighting ARABS for the Israelis….

Because I’d think IGGY would be best utilized if she died a hero in war….you know redeem her for being a slut.

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2019

21

Jan

Peyton R List in a Bra of the Day

Peyton R List Bra Tight Jeans

Peyton Roi List is some 20 year old. Posting her bra pics that she’s promoting herself with is my attempt to stay relevant and target the younger generation…because this is the celebrity they grew up watching on Diary of a Wimpy Kid..so it’d be natural that now that they are older and sexual beings…they’d want to jack off to her in a bra….

The truth is that her generation are fucking at the age of 7, I saw it on Oprah, so them seeing her in anything but a gangbang….is probably uninteresting to them….porn generation you know…so that this is unfortunately for old perverts who subscribe to Disney Channel or whatever the Diary of a Wimpy Kid was on, who have been sexualizing her before she was sexualizing herself…tragic really….that the internet is masked as some dot com boom, full of billion dollar properties that live in virtual space and that people advertise on….but it’s really just one big meet and greet for fucking degenerate perverts who think they are being anonymous…when they aren’t…

Fucked up place for fucked up people…but luckily for Zuckerberg he can monetize it.

Peyton R List Bra Tight Jeans 2

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2019

21

Jan

Jennifer Garner Ripped Panties of the Day

Jennifer Garner Instagram Panties

There’s a terrible Jennifer Garner panty pic that is going viral, all because she decided to draw more attention to it, because I guess it was her playing up the 10 year challenge, because in the event you didn’t know, Jennifer Garner is more than just a muppet, complicit woman married to Ben Affleck, who stuck with him through cheating and drugs because she was brain washed, weak or their relationship was all for show….she’s also a mom, who wears comfy mom panties that are ripped apart, at least she did 10 years ago, when this type of thing would be shocking to see, but that is now encouraged so that people think celebs are relatable…”they are just like us”…no motehrfucker, they make a lot of money and they are professional liars, who are playing someone relatable in their public persona…they are actually fucking shit.

That said, Jennifer Garner decided to make this go viral by posting it on her social media and people, like with R.Kelly, felt the need to relive that past and make a thing of it…

As far as I’m concerned, based on Jennifer Garner sex appeal…these are exactly the underwear I’d imagine her wearing in my jerk off fantasies of Jennifer Garner …that haven’t happened…but she’s still out there…so it could…I doubt it…but it could…

Jennifer Garner Ripped Panties

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2019

21

Jan

Alejandra Guilmant Titties in a Feminist Shirt of the Day

Alejandra Guilmant is a nude instagram model who may do other shit, but who fucking cares to look into that when she’s living out the dream, in a wet T-shirt, like a good old fashioned wet t-shirt contest, something I would go to the bars that had Wet T-Shirt contests to see, because the girls back then were less whorish and the ones who got whorish saved it for nights they drank too much, raging, in a Who Gives a Fuck, Don’t Give a Fuck, look at my tits way….not to mention there was usually cash prizes, so they had good reason to do it if they had rockin tits…you know…pay the rent for the month for one Thursday night of fun at the college party. Logical business decision…where now girls just do it for free, for social media, pretending to do it for feminism…which is far less empowering than doing it for money…cuz money pays for shit and is more feminist than the flimsy feminism we are seeing….in the form of t-shirts used to show off hot tits…

Ultimately, the takeaway for all of us is hot tits across the board…and that’s what matters…

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2019

21

Jan

Paige VanZant UFC Photoshoot of the Day

Paige VanZant won her big UFC fight, so she’s out there making lots of money, and I am all for that because she’s not that Ronda Roussey pig…but instead, still an ass kicker, strong fucking bitch who can kill me, which is hot in and of itself, but there’s something sweet and cute about that killer….so I figure why not give you UFC perverts some Paige VanZant weighing in erotica….because her ears aren’t as cauliflowered as her husband but her vagina may be…because I can only imagine the sex they have…two athletic, MMA fighting, killers who obviously are into pain, being in pain, giving pain…and rolling on the ground with other people…that kind of anger and focus would make for a sex tape the people need…..and that’s all I need to say about that…

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