While you’ve been celebrating the LA Rams getting into the Super Bowl, because you fucking love LA….and Tom Brady..and the trans Brazilian model you’ve jerked off to…who he married.

I’ve been celebrating Martin Luther King Day…partially because I believe in equal rights for all…and I like Memphis BBQ….and really everything in the south…but mainly because banks are closed so I can’t be cashing none of these checks I’ve been writing myself like I was Chris Hansen….

Not really, I mean I am in Canada, but you get what I am saying and that is that my life is not very exciting…It’s a deep freeze people.. Fucking Polar Vortex motherfuckers and I can’t afford head…so I’ve been pretty fucking cold…staring at the wall…the only way to keep my body temp up was masturbating like a monkey in the zoo…only my erections don’t work anymore…so I just looked like a retard for all the people looking into my basement apartment window because blinds are for queers…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

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The best thing about the success of Facebook is that it gives all the socially awkward weirdos hope…because Facebook was built by a socially awkward dude, probably / definitely a virgin, who wasn’t getting the sexts from the hot chicks, so instead created a platform with messaging capabilities so that he could read the sexts they sent dudes with a bit more swagger….and or have them feed their password to him that he can use on their email accounts to read their private emails…because every billion dollar idea comes with one fucking pervert. Perversion is the foundation of society. Of success…of everything…which would theoretically make me want to produce porn, go to the source, but I hate porn and everyone in the porn industry…so instead I’ll craft that billion dollar idea based on perversion that I will never bother executing because money is an construct of the patriarchy…capitalism…that takes away from our soul….and diverts us from what is important / I prefer sitting and staring at the wall than bothering trying to execute something….

And with this rant you didn’t bother reading…

I guess I could talk about a razor company turning on men, by hating on men, despite selling product to men, making men everywhere stand up and defend their man rights, because it’s something to do…where as I take the stance of only rape the willing, which means it’s not rape…but rape fantasy….only bully the fat and ugly who are winning and need to be taken down a notch, only mansplain a bitch who is dumb and doesn’t know what she is talking about, but thinks she does because no dude explained it to her properly because having a pussy doesn’t mean you are an expert on anything….and most importantly…don’t encourage your kids to fight for personal entertainment…unless you’re training them to be UFC fighters who will become millionaires and buy you nice houses down the line like The Rock…we smell what he is cooking….you’re all a bunch of pussies…I find it interesting that thanks to social media everything is black and white, nothing is grey, and everyone has to take one stance or another…..no man will say Rape is ok…or the percentage that says it is ok is so slim that it’s not a fucking societal issue….but on the internet it is…..people so mad about an ad…talking about how we reward scumbag behavior…idiots….no one became a billionaire being a nice guy. Everyone is a fucking scumbag…even when they aren’t…it’s what self serving Humans do….and you’re not immune to that cuz you tweet or facebook status about it…you’re a fucking scumbag too…maybe you’d realize it when you were taking your mirror selfie…but you’re too busy trying to look hot to see what you really are.

Idiots…always jumping on the same bandwagon…

Here are some steplinks…

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