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2019

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The one thing I learned on MLK is that white people like to pretend they aren’t racist anymore……

I always talk about the porn generation, where these younger people are so desensitized by porn that they go weirder and weirder…and I always get feedback from people saying that they’ve jacked off so much in high school in the 70s, 80s, 90s before there was porn….

I was a man…now I am a genderless mess at least hormonally…thanks Fast Food and obesity…so Ihad my share of boners, jacking off adventures…but it’s context…

These kids are all crazy, from going impotent or going gay like Leo DiCaprio because they’ve peaked sexually at 15. They’ve done it all and seen it all so the weirder they go…to get hard…before turning in the towel and giving up on sex, boners, and jerking off….

Where as we’d just jerk off to cleavage….or pantylines…simple things that would slowly turn weird…but only when we were older….

We’ve all been fucking perverts….

That said R.Kelly Haters…Does anyone care that Paul Walker’s girlfriend was 16 when they started dating?….

That story got me banned from TMZ traffic trading…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Fat Bitch of the Day
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Bikini Hiker Dies
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Christ Brown Arrested for Rape Again
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Ansel Elgort’s Ballerina Girlfriend
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Cindy Bruna – Titty
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Ariana Grande Slut
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Dude Destroys Project over Unpaid Wages
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Shop Owner Machete Attack
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Ski Fails Caught on Camera
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Stella Maxwell Nipple
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This Chick Loves the Camera
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Manny Pacquiao Translator
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Anne Hathway Quits Drinking – Unfortunately Doesn’t Off Herself
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Lily Rose Depp is Hot
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The Spotify BLOCK Feature
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Rhino Fighting Another Rhino
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Tesla SUV Gets Perfect Crash Test…
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Olivia Culpo Model for Express
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The Dude Who Photoshops Himself into Kardashian Pics goes Viral….
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Lady After Dental Surgery
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Dude Owned by His Wife…
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Slut Named Kelli Seymour….
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Fox News Posts Death Date
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See Through of the Day
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Naked Actor of the Day – lOL
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Barbara Palvin VS Model
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Willa Holland Braless
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Stella Maxwell VS Model….
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Amy Jackson Doughy Faced in a Tight Shrit
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Kat Graham – Great Cleavage
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Elle Fanning in Paris – Fancy
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Becky G- Tits Out
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Kate Beckinsal Legs
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Karlie Kloss Garbage
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Pixie Lott Blazer
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Lea Seydoux – Awesme Legs
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Redhead Amateur from Reddit….
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Tumblr Fails at Porn Removal – here’s the Proof….
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Hot Reddit Amateur named yeah Butts
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PRODUCE FUCkING CHAMPION
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TRICK SHOT OF THE DAY
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UGE UGE TITTY REVEAL
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Lillian Victorian Era Skinny Goddess….
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Lots of Small Boobs
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I Think This is Backwards
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MILF WITH THE SEX TOY
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Susann Naked and Skinny and Busty on the Beach Hot
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Alisa Has a Hot Naked Body
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Caught in the Act
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Naked Asians
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Dude Fucks with the Assist
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Youtuber Strips by the Xmas Tree
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Selfie Teen and the Masturabtion
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Gemma Pulling Down her Bikini
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HUGE TITTY DROP
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Slutty Selfies
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This Naked Bitch Named Daniel..
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Hot Bitch in Short Shorts
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Snapchat TiTs – Hot Snapchat Tits
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Piss Drinker
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Dykes.
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A Bunch of Hot Asses
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2019

22

Jan

Hailey Clauson Nipples in a Tight Shirt of the Day

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Hailey Clauson has Nipples.

She was a hipster, nude model, getting naked like all the young instagram girls…but she old…so she was doing it early on.

Somehow, maybe putting in the time, being in the scene…sucking the right dick….she got cast in Sports Illustrated swim, trying to be cool….so despite being old…she’s still out there with the nipples….out and there’s little exciting about an old model nipple in a t-shirt…especially when there are pics of her cunt out there…but it’s something and something is better than nothing….

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2019

22

Jan

Sophie Simmons Titty Bounce of the Day

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Sophie Simmons bouncing her big Gene Simmons tits.

You probably remember jerking off to her when you watched Family Jewels, the KISS reality show that was a thing a decade ago…because KISS are incredible fucking marketers and built a billion dollar industry she will inherit 50 percent of…through marketing and merchandising…and his fans so loyal to him that jerking off to his fat daughter is just what you do as a fan…plus she’s got the tits her Playboy mom, a Canadian, gave her…

That said, since the TV show, Sophie Simmons has been trying to be an influencer. She has tried to post the slutty content. She has done the staged shoots with Instagram photographers, she has done the half nakedness, the exploitation of her tits, she’s even had brand deals…yet she’s still never hit..even though she was already on a hit show…how does that happen? I’ve seen fat chicks no one’s ever heard of without famous dads pull it off….it’s too bad…

But the tits…are a resilient body part and have survived all the disappointment as tits do until they get that cancer…

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2019

22

Jan

Karlie Kloss Panty Flash of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is at Coachella 4 months early.

I guess she just can’t wait to see Ariana Grande now that her and Taylor Swift have broken up or their contract expired or Karlie could follow her dreams of marrying a rich Orthodox Jewish real estate family you know so that she could be the sister in Law to Ivanka Trump and Jared….every massively tall model who I never quite understood why she was a Victoria’s Secret model dream….

Here’s her married ass in panties in public like a good Orthodox Jewish woman…except without the whole shaved head and fucking through a hole in your sheet cuz it’s romantic thing.

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2019

22

Jan

Julianne Hough’s Rumspringa Bikini of the Day

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Julianne Houghis out here on her Rumspringa being a bad mormon in her bikini.. where is her bonnet? Where are her Mormon panties which are more like a giant diaper…..that’s the shit I am more into. This good mormon gone bad because her parents sold her to people who molested her as a budding young dancer….with her brother who we can assume was her co-star in said molestation before both became the Dancing with the Stars back-up dancers they were meant to be….throwing their religion down the toilet because they either don’t respect god, or don’t respect organized religion that gets in the way of them being sluts….

Good dancing ass though, dancing girls are always so good at the fuck.

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2019

22

Jan

Faith Schroder Bikini of the Day

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Faith Schroder flashing her pussy print all over Instagram like a rich kid from the Hollywood world would or should be doing….

The most amazing thing in all this is that when googling her dad Ricky Schroder from Teen Idol in the 80s fame….it turned out that he is only 48 years old…younger than me…which was more shocking than finding out that the producer of Live with Regis and Kathy Lee – Gelman – (i was on Disability in the 90s) is still the producer of rapist Seacrest and the slut from Soap Operas in her 60s….and hes’ only 58….like what have I been doing with my life to accomplish so little in more time on this earth than these go getters…not that Ricky Schroder has done so much…he retired at 19 and was never heard from again…but I guess his daughters are trying to pick up where he left off and trying to put the family back on the map the right way…in bikini, pussy and ass out….selling bikinis…

The best thing in all this is that the mom is Canadian, the dad is a Mormon and that this one is barely 18….already getting what she’s got.

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2019

22

Jan

Christa B Allen Naked of the Day

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Christa B Allen is naked. She’s some actress no one has ever heard of…from Australia I think…and she posts nude pics on her instagram so people who know who she is from her acting get excited….and then it comes across my desk, and by desk I mean cardboard box that I use as a coffee table, which is totally inefficient at it’s job as a coffee table…because like a paper straw…the second it gets wet it melts…and when with me…it’s always wet…not because of my sexy speak…or good looks…but my alcoholism and knocking drinks over…..

Point being, I see her nude pics from her IG on the blogs and I figure to stay relevant I should post them, because she may be a huge star…or may become a huge star, thanks to her hustle…good hustle.

Here she is talking about something warm and creamy with her hard nipples…

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2019

22

Jan

Bebe Rexha See Through of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is upset about being fat because fashion designers refuse to dress her fat ass for the Grammy’s

So she’s posting up pics of her in her expensive house by the pool in lingerie or whatever this is, possible showing off her Double D’s that match her massive gut…

Here is her rant about being a size “8” / 800

Because she’s trying to make it a thing, so people give her attention and she’s seen as some icon to the fat chicks everywhere, when everyone knows that she decided to make herself famous at 29 after working in the industry for a decade, because she knew it was a time people would embrace fat chicks and listen to fat chicks make shitty, flimsy pop music, in an era of no one having taste…

Fatty Rexha, not Anna Rexha is bullshit manipulative to the audience that celebrates this shit….

Just keep them big titties coming and I’ll avoid looking at them thighs…

Marketing these days…so gross…unless you like an ass like that…and you do…sick fuck.

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2019

22

Jan

Alexis Ren Still Slutty of the Day

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Alexis Ren is still dancing to the stars after using her social presence to convince idiotic TV people that her audience that do not give a fuck about her in any way beyond staring at her half nakedness on instagram…cuz she’s slutty…

There is no way these young kids who only watch Netflix and Youtube are going to their grandma’s house to sit and watch her on TV…and her impact on their ratings was nothing, shit, bullshit…fact…

But mainstream TV, old school media…don’t fucking get it and they never have…so Ren gets a stamp of “The mainstream like me”…and the old people get a taste of young slut moving sexually cuz she’s a slut….and the world goes on…life continues…her half naked bikini pics don’t stop..won’t stop…next step…porn career.

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2019

22

Jan

Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day

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There was a time when Natalia Vodianova was a big deal. One of the top models that people celebrated…she was making over 6 million dollars a year for a bunch of years. Calvin Klein were paying her over a million dollars a year for over 7 years…se must have had some dirt on old Calvin before it was ok to be a Gay Man who Rapes Young Men like you were Kevin Spacey…or maybe Calvin liked her…

She is old as fuck, so she actually embodies communist values that I like to fixate on when I talk about the New Generation Russian sex workers who present themselves as models…who have no idea what escaping communism after living in a government funded concrete apartment with no hot water, rationed bread, rationed maxi pads, nothing AMerican…forcing them to climb through Siberia mountains to end up in America being millionaires…

Well here she is demonstrating the birthing process…she’s a mother of 5, this pose must come natural to her at his point…it’s also coincidentally how she closes most of her jobs…mainly the securing of the son of the founder of LVMH – the people who own Louis Vuitton Moet Henessey….the biggest luxury brand ver…

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