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2019

18

Jan

Helena Christensen Slutty for Tatler of the Day

helena christensen slutty for a magazine

Helena Christensen is 100 and still in her underwear in a magazine because some things never change….at least the concept doesn’t change….just the body melting away…the bitch getting older and more Zombie-Like as they just get rot before our vary eyes…half naked rotting of babes we once jacked off to…a horror movie I’m into.

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2019

18

Jan

Montana Cox Hard Nipples of the Day

Montana Cox Wet White Bikini Hard Nipples

Montana Cox is an Australian model, best known for being the winner of cycle 7 of Australia’s Next Top Model.

She brought her nipples on the beach in a white bikini, which is a solid development and progression to her career….

I also appreciate that she is in a white bathing suit, not white or maybe wet enough, because from a young age, I have known the power that a white bikini can do…it was summer in the late 80s or early 90s…and my friend’s sister was standing over me in the pool…totally unaware that I could see her full coinslot pussy lips…as if she was fucking naked…a big deal for a pervert 16 year old…and I guess the rest of the people in the pool who found me in the corner of the pool jacking off to what I just witnessed…humilating…sure….but the white bikini made me do it…

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2019

18

Jan

Selena Gomez Sports Bra of the Day

Selena Gomez Sports Bra

Selena Gomez wants you to know that she is still alive, doing well, you know out of rehab, living with her borrowed kidney that she clearly likes to abuse with whatever it is she ends up in rehab for….knowing she will die of her terminal disease prematurely…suffering on so many levels except the most important level..being rich and famous with people who suck your dick and chipmunk face all day..in your mansions you own…because poor little rich girl can’t buy happiness with her pile of money but she can buy everything else…which would make finding happiness pretty fucking easy to pull off…because happiness isn’t all that fucking complicated…

I assume her comeback tour coincides with post obligation from multi million dollar brand deals….so here it is – sports bra…

And here she is for a shampoo commercial
Selena Gomez White Dress for Pantene

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2019

18

Jan

Shay Mitchell Bikini of the Day

Shay Mitchell Bikini

I guess you’re here for the slutty girls trying to make it in America…because being a rich Canadian doesn’t feed their ego enough, they need to be big where it matters…Hollywood…

The pretty little liar, dark skinned actress turned instagrammer, turned whatevr the fuck she is doing, it’s smart cuz it’s diversifying….in an era where no one knows what the next big thing will be. Will it be a Hollywood movie, do those still exist..or a Netflix Show…or a Youtube Channel…or Instagram brand…the possibilities of making money are endless and easier that they were in the past..making it more complicated to focus..but the consistent thing that matters is….that tits and bikini pics…half nakedness is universal and applies to all those things….so here she is doing the top level thing that allows all the other things to materalize…it all starts with a bikini selfie…

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Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2019

18

Jan

Jacking Off in Burger King….and Other Videos of thee Day

New Pet!

Car Takes Out Lamp Post

Woman Gropes another Woman – Sexual Assault Happens Everywhere….

Squatter of the Day

Half Naked Girl in the Trash

Oil Change Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

18

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am working on my memoir….calling it:

“Digesting pop culture and violently and painfully shitting it out on the internet since 2004 thanks to terrible fucking hemorrhoids caused by sitting all day digesting pop culture…that isn’t really pop culture at all…but rather the women bodies that are part of pop culture…since I don’t care about their stories, their gossip…just their tits…and I guess buttholes….”

The other working title was “Jesus Martinez: From Tears to Laughter”…but I don’t think it tells enough of my story….

Not that I am actually working on a memoir, I don’t like the concept of “working” towards anything and prefer sitting….hence the hemorrhoids….

So really I just wasted your time with nonsense rambling…the way you like it…pervert.

Here are some morning links at 12:30 pm because morning means different things to different people….

The Man Who KIlled Morgan Freeman’s Granddaughter – DId It Cuz Morgan Freeman Molested a Girl….Intense
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Bikini Bubbles is the Dumb Fetish of the Day
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Terrible Tourists VS New Zealand
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People Doing Awesome Things – Compilation
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Tao Wickratch Bikini Slut
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Spider Comes in for a Cold Beer
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Skateboarding Down a Slide…Idiot Daredevils…>Someone Slow Mo This – She May Have Big Tits
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Victoria Beckham Nips
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Rihanna Does Luxury
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2019

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the

Who decided bullying was a bad thing that we shouldn’t do, and why did it become a general rule of the world, and when you bully you are seen as an asshole, even though the non-bully’s are thinking it…

I know girls and I know how they talk about other girls….when they aren’t writing “you look amazing babe” in the comments of their instagram….

I know they call each other fat, or sluts, or whores….just conversationally and maybe not to the person’s face…but why can’t a blogger conversationally call out bitches conversationally whilst in conversation without it being a fucking issue…

Having an opinion that someone is an overrated pig is usually generally consensus and doesn’t mean you’ve been raped as a child, or abused as a child, or made fun of as a child…it means you have eyes, some intelligence…maybe an opinion….

It’s not like bully’s generally care about those they bully, they just aren’t scared to express their opinion in a world trying to oppress people with opinions…

If I think an actress is fat, it’s cuz she’s fat, and if I say she’s fat, it’s cuz she’s fat…it doesn’t mean it’s untrue if I pretend she’s not fat and encourage her to continue being fat.

Grow the fuck up people. People not giving you what you want or saying what you want to hear is the foundation of fucking life….deal with it.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Nikki Sixx Made a Baby in his 30 Year Old Wife
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Montana Cox – Pokies in a Bikini
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Mary J Blige in a Bikini….
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Kristen Stewart is a Parking Lot Tampon…
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Louis CK Comedy
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Crazy Lady Goes Full Homophobe
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Man with Machete Gets Tasered
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Rachel Bilson Fat Legs
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TITTY ON THE RUNWAY
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Ice in the Morning
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Madison Beer Cleavage
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Mariah Carey’s Version of the 10 Year Challenge
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Robots Help Dog Relax
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Snake in an AC
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Tia Mowry’s House
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Miley Cyrus – is Not Pregnant
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Louis CK Good at STDS
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The Best Country to Visit in 2019
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Cyclists Filming a Doc Get Run Over…
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Elle Fanning Photoshoot
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Rosamund Pike – Slutty Top
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Fat Cleavage on KElly Brook’s Fatness
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Emmy Rossum is So UGLY
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Adriana Lima in Europe Lookin’ Good
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Lana Condor Legs…and Big Fat Asian Tits…
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Madison Beer Tits…
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Celebs in Nudes….
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From stepSMUT!!

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TUMBLR PORNO STILL EXISTS…
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Puppet Can’t Handle the Blowjob
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Slimy Cam Girl Raped by an Alien
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Reddit Amateur
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Hospital Bed Fuck…Crazy Kids
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Another Reddit Amateur – She is Hot….
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Wide Open Vagina
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Hot Dress Removal of the Day
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Just Lesbian Blondes
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Busty Marilyn
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Titty Model
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Deni Blonde and Naked
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Kay and her Epic Tits
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Maitland Ward Pussy Eating
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Macy Summer Sex Dress
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Booty Jiggle.
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Arabella and her Big Tits…
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Amateur like REAL Amateur Getting Nasty…
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2019

17

Jan

Lily Rose Depp Nipples of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Nipples in Grazia

Lily Rose Depp, my favorite of the celebrity daughters, is not showing her nipples here. She is not being a shameless attention seeker. She is just being fashionable…not to mention she’s more than just an attention seeking rich kid trying to validate her existence and fill the voids her dad has left in the depts of her soul…but she’s from France, where nipples are shirts, beaches are topless, the government owns the guns, the people own the wine and cheese….where nipples are still sexualized but more liberally exposed.

Thank god this culturally diverse, half euro, half American, full coddled, detached weirdo has nipples.

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2019

17

Jan

Yolanda Hadid Lingerie to Celebrate Going Natural of the Day

In news you don’t care about…YOLANDA HADID the vagina that made the Hadids. The cunt responsible for all their bullshit. The egotistical rich person who has now decided, after 50 fucking years to no longer inject her face….and pull out her tits…even though her kids are a pile of bullshit…


Living in a body free of breast implants, fillers, botox, exstensions and all the bullshit I thought I needed in order to keep up with what society conditioned me to believe what a sexy woman should look like until the toxicity of it all almost killed me
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In content you shouldn’t care about, YOLANDA HADID the 75 year old model from the 70s is in a fucking lingerie despite being old and thus disgusting and I figure these fame whore pieces of shit are bootleg Kardashians but still think they are important enough to pull off this shit…and I guess they are.

Posted in:SFW|Yolanda Hadid

2019

17

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Tits of the Day

Iskra Lawrence Big Tits Photoshoot

Iskra Lawrence with the big girl tits…because if you’re going to be a fat chick, since it is marketable, you might as well have tits while you’re doing it. In all the fat chicks I’ve had to have sex with over the years, because they were the only chicks available to fuck, only a handful had big tits, which defeated the entire purpose of fucking a fat chick, something I do not recommend to anyone but that I will say….drives the point home in terms of how pathetic you actually are in your life choices…where big tits on a fat chick can distract you from that harsh and sad reality.

I don’t believe in this Iskra Lawrence lie. She’s in Fat face, fat to get famous since it is a thing, finding that bubble to ride…or in her case eat, but like everything, it will eventually fade and we will get back to normal…

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