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2018

21

Nov

Charlize Theron See Through for Glamour Espana of the Day

Charlize Theron is in a see through top – that has her nipples photoshopped out – unless her nipples were cut off back when she killed her abusive father and her mom took the blame as she drove her to the Airport to make it in America….

But that would mean that her nipples we saw in Playboy and all her early movie roles were prosthetic nipples and that doesn’t make sense, no producer casting couching a girl would fuck with a girl with no nipples, unless they were weird fucking perverts which I guess they all are….so I’ll just have to assume that the people at Glamour Espana using these old pics of the South African model who sucked the right dick to become an actor…are photoshopping out nipples…making them a real fucking enemy of the state.

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2018

21

Nov

Josephine Skriver Lingerie of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is one of the most hyped up Victoria’s Secret model, and maybe it’s because of Taylor Swift, but I like to think it’s because everyone is so tech savvy these days, they find it interesting that Victoria’s Secret funded some test tube genetically modified clone created in a lab and raised by her gay parents as a normal person – despite being a science experiment that hasn’t self destructed yet…..

I figure if genetic modification looks this good, sign me the fuck up….

Unfortunately, I fucking hate Victoria’s Secret catalog pics, and all catalog pics for that matter, so any one of these photoshop nippled bitches is far less interesting, even when I know she lost her virginity to her current boyfriend, the catalog pics make her so fucking boring.

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2018

21

Nov

Nadine Velazquez Nudity of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is a 40 year old Puerto Rican actress who I guess likes to show her tits. Who doesn’t like to show their tits, that’s the whole reason they have tits, especially when they work in the entertainment industry, I mean how else does a girl become an actress who has starred alongside Denzel Washington in roles you probably don’t remember, an IMDB page to differentiate her from some gutter sex worker….

I’ve done posts on her before because I like to fixate on people who show their tits, and I’ve probably called her an immigrant stealing your jobs, because I am ignorant and don’t realize that Puerto Rico is part of your country, even on this day before American Thanksgiving…a time for American Pride to unite the country…or the white people on how they took over the country by tricking all them indians…

Point being, never too old to be slutty, even when you’re too old!

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2018

21

Nov

Nina Agdal Bloated Bra and Panties of the Day

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Nina Agdal is bloated as fuck, possibly pregnant as fuck, because she’s got a rich boyfriend, who Christie Brinkley produced in her Uterus with a rich guy who is his dad, and Nina has targeted as a future PUT A BABY in me because he understand the life cycle of a bikini model…he was raised by one…and despite Nina Agdal being the affirmative action version of a Bikini model, due to whatever retardation happened with her forehead….she still considers herself a bikini model…who I guess with the relationship has decided to quit the gym and fatten up because relationships have that effect on people..they get lazy once they trap them.

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2018

21

Nov

Rita Ora Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Rita Ora has her tits out, because along with being eager fucking personality in the entertainment industry, so eager she’s annoying about it, so eager she’s gone to multiple photo opportunities in different outfits in a given day, instead of just sitting on her advance from the record label that thought they could have a win with her, the next Rihanna….

She’s got eager tits…and lucky for her they are great tits, which is probably what affords her the luxury of being a celebrity cuz dudes who gave her a career with her tits..thanks to toxic masculinity….and the most important thing about her isn’t her hustle. It’s the fact she’s fucked Rob Kardashian.

Here she is for Glamour Espana

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2018

21

Nov

Miluniel Bush of the Day

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Miluniel has her bush out in a phototshoot like a millennial because this getting naked shit, along with ROSE wine, Matcha,, tropical leaves…whining about everything while being too lazy to work so your parents finance your “art” because they are rich…is the quintessential way for them to get money, get ahead, get noticed…from cam girls to instagram modeling…titties go a long way…far better than working at the ice cream shop…clever self starting youth who feel they are as capable as a Kardashian to have a fan base….and are willing to get naked to do it…and Miluniel, thanks to her name, is a figurehead of that.

Love this….

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2018

21

Nov

Couple Found Passed Out in Car in the Weirdest Way and Other Videos of the Day

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Public Blowjob of the Day

Fucking when Driving

German Pants of the Day

Suspect Dances on Truck after Car Chase Comes to an End

Hatian Sewage Overflow

Naked Guy – Is it Ice or Water

Base Jumper of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

21

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of the most common dis tracks I get sent to me by irrelevant people or potential advertisers is angry messages about how sick I am and that I was molested by my drunkenstepfather and my anger is spewed into this site, even though I am not angry. I just think most people are idiots and pop culture is shit…which is pretty fucked up if they really thought that. You know dissing a victim of abuse…that’s not very current. That’s VICTIM blaming….don’t they read the internet.

Or I get that the site is perverse inspired by molestation….or a molesting stepfather which has nothing to do with anything I do here…I make fun of celebrity and call them out for being shameless, lazy sluts, that I think can do better….but to people I am a creepy pervert molester….which I guess has a lot to do with how those people were brought up…pretty dark.

But then I see that stepfather porn is the biggest category on all the porn sites now…stepfamily porn…because people jerk off to weird shit..so by the extension of society finding dark shit hot…I get bundled into it..without making any of that porn money…or doing any stepfather porn fetish content…

The whole world is confusing and nuts.

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Oldest BMX Racer Ever
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Weirdest Thing to Jack Off To
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Creepy Voice Actor
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Driver Crashes Into Pub Crawl…
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Brad Pitt VS New Orleans
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Some Slut Named Jenna Renee Tits
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Dominos in Warehouse
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Road Rager in India Almost Gets Run Over…
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Mel B Crying About Being a Whore
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Lena Dunham’s Hysterectomy Scar Porn
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How Hollywood Masks are Made…Crazy
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Why is Ariana Grande’s Short Hair a Thing?
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2018

20

Nov

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Today….I was rejected by Sundance Film Festival for my press pass request because they don’t want me attending their event. Where’s Robert Redford when I need someone to stand outside his house honking my kidnapper van horn demanding equality…because his team doesn’t think I am worthy…while all these other sites are invited to attend….I thought this was the era of inclusivity? I thought this was the “be yourself, be the artist you are, be the best version of yourself” and be acknowledged for it…at least with press passes to some event….but these motherfuckers don’t consider me press…..even thought I write about celebrity bitchs all fucking day.

Where is the justice, where is the social justice warriors fighting for me.

It’s tough out here for the guy people are allowed to shit on, make fun of and treat like a second rate human….I feel like the Florida Inmate with a Neck…

I need a group to fight for my equal rights…were’s Ellen Pompeo….

Assholes.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Posts Lingerie Pic from the 90s as her THINSPIRATION AND the internet Got Mad
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Mel B Tried to Kill Herself After Watching her Sex Tapes
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Chantel Jeffries Workout Gear
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Kaili Thorne in a Mesh Top
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Annalynne McCord Nipples
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Lucy Hale Leggings…
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iPhones are Allergic to helium
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Some People in Florida…
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Kid Gets Caught Smoking By His Scary Dad
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Martha Stewart’s First and Last UBER Drive
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Throwback Chairlift Accident
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Camille Kostek is the Latest SI SWIM model who fucks GRONK
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Blac Chyna Sells Sin Whitening Cream
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Guy Destroys Video Game Store….
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Asian Girl of the Day
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Sarah HYland – Cameltoe
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This Tainted Love Dancer Deserves Some Love for Effort
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Arm Wrestle Broken Arm
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Latest Magazine that has Quit Print
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BOOTY ROUND UP
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Brawl Between Teacher and Student
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Idiot Pulls Gun on Cop
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Mel B Claims there is a Secret Celeb Penis Stash….
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Soap….THAT GETS You PUSSY – stepsoap15 for 15% off
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Hailey Bieber in Leggings Looking Like Shit
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Molly Sims Santa Porn
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Sabrina the Teenage Witch is Not Hot
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Shay Mitchell Showing Off her Arm
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Chloe Grace in a Fat Pant Suit
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Random Bikini Whore
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Another Bikini Whore
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Shay Mitchell Posing with Dead Body
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Morena Baccarin Tube Top
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Pixie Lott on Stage
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Kristen Bell – Old in leggigns
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Suki Waterhouse – and her Nipples
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Has Hollywood Gone Too Far – LOL
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The Hottest Crotchless Pants of the Day
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Squirting Cam Girl
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Hot Nude Photography….
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THESE TITS ARE BIGGER THAN EXPECTED!!
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Cam Girl Squirting
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Lesbians in the Shower..Being Lesbians
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A bunch of Tumblr Porn
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Biggest Pussy – I Think I POsted
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Great Tits
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Some Office Stress Relief
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TOPLESS WOMEN AT THE BEACH
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BIG TITTY TEASE
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Lap Top Plays Porn in Class
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Monster Tits
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Gramps in Old Folks Home Gets Dick Sucked….
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Self Shot Cuties
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Very Slutty PUssy Tattoo
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Bike Races are Weird…
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Naked Booty on the Table
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Big Tits Out in Public
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Bride Tits
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Madison Walker – Hot and Nude
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Titty Drop
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Just Sucking Random Guys Off at a Concert…
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SLUTS!
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2018

20

Nov

The Ass that Lost Dancing with the Stars of the Day

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Alexis Ren, the instagram travel porn influencer who actually influenced so many people to follow her lead and get naked, slutty in luxurious locations – on some bootleg photoshoots that looked like high end photoshoots in a DIY whoring that gets you paid.

She got fake tits, kept moving towards racier and racier content, got huge following and TV, that is dying needed hot relevant pussy to feature on Dancing with the Stars….

They cast her, not realizing she’s only relevant on Instagram to people on instagram, and the crossover won’t get any motherfucker watching cable…

TV is dead…but feels good to be on TV I guess….dancing like the stripper she pretty much is.

Well. She Didn’t win…but her body is a winner to all of us perverts so check it out.