2018
19
Dec
Elvis may be dead, or he may be alive….but he’s definitely left the building and has left us with a legacy of music, some of which is Christmas music that may offend the social Justice Warrior assholes out there who are trying to Ruin Christmas with their antics…
But he’s also left us with his grand daughter, Riley Keough and her tits…tits that I guess are in a movie…tits that you’ll like to stare at – so stare.
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2018
19
Dec
Jessica Lowndes may be some garbage level celebrity who doesn’t matter. I thought she was the one who married Channing Tatums, but as it turns out she’s the 90210 the new generation, who I guess is from Canada and did Degrassi, not that I remember her from the Igloo party we nominated Drake as our representative with his fake twang accent…when it should have been this one…this bootleg celebrity, probably a rich girl, who has bought herself a set of tits as she takes on her 30s as a girl who was on TV for a minute…
Here she is oiling up those tits, like they are a used car…cuz they’re used up….which is why she’s still in LA doing LA things…without making any moves ever…unless she’s a rich kid…probably a rich kid…or maybe just a pussy rich kids ejaculate in…who knows…
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2018
19
Dec
Elizabeth Hurley is 100 years old…officially…it was her birthday Recently…but she’s still showing off her mom pussy, which may be grandma pussy, but should be great grandma pussy, but she got a late start at breeding because she was too busy positioning herself into a place where a really rich guy would cum up in her, after making her own money from being Hugh Grant’s public girlfriend, even though he fucks trannies…
So this is her showing that pussy hole.
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Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW
2018
19
Dec
Do you believe in life after Johnny Depp…Amber heard does…and she’s doing it with her tits in a tight dress…you know to get noticed and to be taken seriously in the world…trying to downplay the fact she’s just a sugar baby with solid tactics…
I am surprised she’s not spread eagled and diddling herself…because that’s just the kind of slut she is..
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2018
19
Dec
Phoebe Price is just one of those things that no one really knows exists, or cares that sh exists, but they have probably seen her in her silly outfits at various times of the year, usually during holidays, lingering around where the paparazzi are, establishing a friendship with them, but more importantly providing her with a sense of celebrity of hr own, because her antics would get published.
I am pretty sure she’s in her late 40s, so tabloids were a relevant thing for someone not originally from LA….so for her to get in the tabloids…is like when some white trash family finally saves enough money to get on a Cruise or a Vegas trip…you know the moment they’ve all been waiting for….a pretty big deal.
Unfortunately, that coverage in the tabloids doesn’t really stay relevant on social media, where all the people are….cuz no one cares about magazines, or websites anymore, they only care about Facebook owned properties….
But that doesn’t mean that she’s not a fucking star. She deserves it all…she’s been doing the influencer on instagram antics before there was the internet…an old timer, a pioneer…people don’t realize is as important as she is…
I am just saying that cuz she’s spreading her legs in Christmas Gear in public….because I am a pervert and find this wonderful.
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Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW
2018
19
Dec
Much to the disappointment of the Disney Execs who used to fuck Vanessa Hudgens when she had a job working with them, back when she was still a tween, or at least played one on TV had a birthday, and she’s 30…which is far too old for their tastes…and I guess far too old for our tastes, because 30 is the cut off, when a bitch is too old to be hot, even though we all know that is not true, we like to perpetuate that storyline to make women feel insecure with their slower metabolism, their saggier faces, because we know they were hotter 10 years earlier…
The good news with Vanessa Hudgens and her birthday is that we’ve got various nudes of her to reference as she gets older and older, not that she was ever really that hot, and was a hairy little chubby thing…but I still like being able to document a pussy as it approaches death…
I guess she’s been doing fitness because she looks better than she has in the past. I guess these girls try harder when they see the light at the end of the tunnel….their own mortality or at least the mortality of their sex appeal….
I guess this is a video she put up of herself to celebrate that magical day 6 days ago – cuz we’re current here.
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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens
2018
19
Dec
Dua Lipa is an Albanian pop star who is making it in America because the general public are a bunch of idiots and the brands and record labels are very influenced by followers a person has on social media…without digging into the audience to see if it is actual people, or robots, or just a million people from TURKEY that like jerking off to Albanian tits like it was the ALbanien Genocide that didn’t kill the Kardashians….
Dua Lipa is making moves, her songs on Radio that suck, attending events, etc etc…the future…while not being that good, but having gone viral means you don’t have to be good, you just need the views for people to mistake that for good.
Well, she’s also got tits…so here they are in a dress…tits…Dua Lipa and her Albanian tits…something you should find exciting…because you are multicultural and into overhyped garbage as long as it has tits.
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2018
19
Dec
A few days ago – Alyssa Milano put up a few pics of her looking like shit because she looks like shit in a bikini…
I ignored it – but today I felt compelled to put it up – cuz she’s got some fucking weird fans who will appreciate this and be hurt that I’ve made fun of their hairy Who’s the Boss, Tony Danza fucking, annoying on social media, but not to me cuz she’s blocked me, sloppy fat pile of middle age shit…that potentially smells pretty bad…because that’s what happens to fat girl vagina as they rot…I know cuz I married one..
Posted in:Alyssa Milano|SFW
2018
19
Dec
You gotta be a serious weirdo Kate Beckinsale fan to get into this shit quality Kate Beckinsale Content…and the good news for Kate Beckinsale is that her fans are consistent fucking weirdos who like all things Kate Beckinsale…even though she’s old..they don’t care because they grew up together, they are old too, watching her maintain the same body all these years as her vagina greys, and her face starts to sag…cuz you can only bullshit your hotness for too long…eventually you just need to rely on the socially awkward fans who think they are dating you…or that you’re the best out there compared to the pigs, the literal pigs in their dad’s farm they live on cuz society scares their hick on disability asses….but the star of underworld…yeah…she’s better than that….
Here she is straddling a chair…
Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW
