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2018

28

Dec

Kendall Jenner Pussy Print Selfie of the Day

It’s not a selfie unless you throw your pussy into it…innit…

It is the holidays, I am on dodgy internet in a fucking igloo in Canada…

Trying to break down this pussy in panties for social media shamelessness doesn’t matter when we can all just enjoy how ugly people troll the world and become the Kardashian family of billionaires…

All these people are idiots, but a 21 year old skinny chick who gets lipo from her stomach to inject that fat in her ass…is always entertaining…

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2018

28

Dec

Tea Leoni Getting Wet of the Day

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Sometimes I think that I am the only person who remembers Tea Leoni…a little Dharma and Greg….when’s that revival happening?

As it turns out…I am the only person who remembers Tea Leoni….I mean except this paparazzi who is hoping for his big payout for these super exclusive who the fuck is Tea Leoni pics…

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2018

28

Dec

Sailor Cook Brinkley Topless of the Day

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Sailor Cook Brinkley is in Turks and Caicos, where her family has some mansion in the same resort as Keith Richards and other really rich as fuck famous people…

They get to vacation together….and be rich together..while their daughters take slutty selfies in expensive places to remind their followers that they are better than they are….and thus you should be interested in them…

Right.

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2018

28

Dec

Madison Beer in a Racy Titty Shirt of the Day

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Madison Beer brought her tits out, hard nipples out, bottom of her tit out for the paparazzi because she is trying to legitimize herself as an artist who is more than just a Youtube cover song artist who made tons of Youtube money of other people’s work…all thanks to having a mom who properly utilized her or sexualized for the pervert fans they are still targeting….in a world where tits still get hits…and more and more girls are using that tactic…cuz it works…all while pretending to not judge each other…even though they are the first to call each other the whores that they are behind closed doors..but this is the era of smoke and mirrors and lies….but luckily that’s all offset by the exhibitionism us voyeurs like…

If you’re not into her tits, you can look at her face injected face…All these girls are trying to look like they photoshop themselves to look and need plastic surgery at 21 years old to get it….weird.

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Here she is in a different bra

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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2018

28

Dec

Kristin Cavallari Bikini of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is keeping busy this Holiday Season. From Reality Star, to Athlete Wife, to host of a TV show (I heard she’s hosting a TV Show)….to sitting on an inflatable in a bikini showing off that mom of three – good Christian body….because this is what Jesus wants from her and all moms in their 30s trying to stay hot..and relevant….

Magical that old moms behave like this, I remember being in elementary school and only the stripper moms dressed like this on swim day….now it’s EVERYONE…

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2018

28

Dec

Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day

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Here are the American Idol tits that have established a career outside of American Idol…in being the sex slave to a 70 year old billionaire music producer who is at the stage in his life to hire some semi famous, d-list sure, pussy to accompany him to his diaper changing appointments as these rich old people still war diapers like other normal old fucks….they just do it better than the normals cuz they are rich and can cast bitches like this in the role….spread legged and ready to be treated like a diaper so long as the pay check keeps coming…Girls.

Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW

2018

28

Dec

Nicole Kidman’s Bikini Robot of the Day

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Tom Cruise’s first robot alien wife Nicole Kidman is still full operational. Amazing what that rich person technology can do. Even if he had to trade her in after a few years…you know to upgrade…

I am sure she has had a few replacement parts….because she still looks decent in a bikini….even though she terrifies and continues to terrify me….I can recognize good engineering….

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2018

28

Dec

Melisa Saullo Nipples of the Day

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Melisa Saullo is some girl getting naked on instgram. She hasn’t broke 10k followers yet, so she can’t quite call her an influencer, but they can ask her to take nude pics for them, cuz she’s ready and willing and down to get naked on the internet…it’s much better than working at a restaurant, even though she’s at the stage in her transition to instagram chick, where she probably still needs to work at a restaurant…unless her parents are rich….

This shoot with her nipples out is pretty meta..it’s an instagram model wearing an instagram artist sex related merch….maybe to get posted on her feed…a little share for share….because everything is instagram…what’s the point of me updating this damn site…right..

Posted in:Melisa Saullo

2018

28

Dec

Daria Mikolajczak Nude Shoot of the Day

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Daria Mikolajczak has the right kind of name for a girl getting naked on the internet…this instagram model thing…where international babes come together to get noticed and self promote in the sluttiest ways allowed…is the new being a Cam Girl…

Most of these girls won’t end up traditional sex workers or in porno, but what they are doing is on the cusp of that and we still get to see them in various softcore nude shoots they call artistic editorial shoots….mainly cuz they do them for free…with the hope of rich boyfriends and luxury…while the cam girls are out there getting their tokens…maybe shorter sighted but at least they are monetizing while this one only has 10k followers…but she’s signed to agencies in LA, Tel Aviv, Hamburg, Instanbul and Chile…all whilst never getting paid work….great representation in an era where everyone is a signed model.

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2018

28

Dec

Dora Madison Burge Nipple for Instagram of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge is the not very famous girl from Chicago Fire and Chicago Med who you probably have never heard of because you don’t watch that nonsense, unless you are the target market of those shows, because I may never understand who the fuck watches that shit….but clearly someone is watching that shit cuz it’s on TV…..something people still do….because they are locked in a cable / internet contract…or they live in a trailer park, are disabled and medicated and can’t reach the remote…

She hasn’t done any acting work in 2018, so clearly she’s doing her own Publicity / PR by freeing the nipple. It’s not shameless…or attention seeking. It is feminism….

Instagram Nudity…that doesn’t breach their codes of conduct…..even though I’ve had a handful of accounts deleted for far less nudity than this.

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