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2018

21

Nov

Barbara Palvin Wet Photoshoot of the Day

Barbara Palvin is back at it. I just had an argument with a Barbara Palvin fan who believes she is in her late 30s…but I distinctly remember when she was just 18 and abducted from Hungary by the evil underwear brand..and used as a patsy to cover-up Miranda Kerr, who is now Snapchat’s Founder’s wife and baby momma…but was once an old underwear model hag trying to stay young with Beiber’s Sperm…which just got her fired….but put PALVIN on the map…and it wasn’t all that long ago, but it was long enough ago for her to fall off, get fat, and make a comeback by 25..this is her comeback….for a bikini company doing some hipster slutty bathing suit content….the bane of my existence because there is just so much of this content it never fucking ends…

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2018

21

Nov

Bebe Rexha Fucks the Floor of the Day

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I’ve seen paparazzi pics of this Bebe Rexha girl and my only joke I have about her – that isn’t even funny – because I am not funny and have no real edge left on this blade that are my crippled arthritic fingers that have written more that 50,000 posts no one gives a fuck about, more words than some of the most celebrated writers have written because apparently volume isn’t the key to success…substance is and we’ve got none of that here….unless you consider Bebe Rexha…some interchangeable act who decided to LADY gaga and turn a music writing career behind the scenes into some egocentric and narcissistic brand…it’s like why give the gold to other people, when you can just keep it for yourself and win…especially when the record label is behind you..

Well my only joke on Bebe Rexha is that she’s not Ana Rexha cuz she’s thick as fuck, but I guess in this lighting and pose, this doggy style dog…she looks appealing…I mean maybe it’s the black light stripper moves applied to the pop music since everyone’s a fucking porn star in their own right…

Ass in her fucking air….

She’s got the right idea for a poptart at 30 just getting it going…

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2018

21

Nov

Charlize Theron See Through for Glamour Espana of the Day

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Charlize Theron is in a see through top – that has her nipples photoshopped out – unless her nipples were cut off back when she killed her abusive father and her mom took the blame as she drove her to the Airport to make it in America….

But that would mean that her nipples we saw in Playboy and all her early movie roles were prosthetic nipples and that doesn’t make sense, no producer casting couching a girl would fuck with a girl with no nipples, unless they were weird fucking perverts which I guess they all are….so I’ll just have to assume that the people at Glamour Espana using these old pics of the South African model who sucked the right dick to become an actor…are photoshopping out nipples…making them a real fucking enemy of the state.

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2018

21

Nov

Josephine Skriver Lingerie of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is one of the most hyped up Victoria’s Secret model, and maybe it’s because of Taylor Swift, but I like to think it’s because everyone is so tech savvy these days, they find it interesting that Victoria’s Secret funded some test tube genetically modified clone created in a lab and raised by her gay parents as a normal person – despite being a science experiment that hasn’t self destructed yet…..

I figure if genetic modification looks this good, sign me the fuck up….

Unfortunately, I fucking hate Victoria’s Secret catalog pics, and all catalog pics for that matter, so any one of these photoshop nippled bitches is far less interesting, even when I know she lost her virginity to her current boyfriend, the catalog pics make her so fucking boring.

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2018

21

Nov

Nadine Velazquez Nudity of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is a 40 year old Puerto Rican actress who I guess likes to show her tits. Who doesn’t like to show their tits, that’s the whole reason they have tits, especially when they work in the entertainment industry, I mean how else does a girl become an actress who has starred alongside Denzel Washington in roles you probably don’t remember, an IMDB page to differentiate her from some gutter sex worker….

I’ve done posts on her before because I like to fixate on people who show their tits, and I’ve probably called her an immigrant stealing your jobs, because I am ignorant and don’t realize that Puerto Rico is part of your country, even on this day before American Thanksgiving…a time for American Pride to unite the country…or the white people on how they took over the country by tricking all them indians…

Point being, never too old to be slutty, even when you’re too old!

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2018

21

Nov

Nina Agdal Bloated Bra and Panties of the Day

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Nina Agdal is bloated as fuck, possibly pregnant as fuck, because she’s got a rich boyfriend, who Christie Brinkley produced in her Uterus with a rich guy who is his dad, and Nina has targeted as a future PUT A BABY in me because he understand the life cycle of a bikini model…he was raised by one…and despite Nina Agdal being the affirmative action version of a Bikini model, due to whatever retardation happened with her forehead….she still considers herself a bikini model…who I guess with the relationship has decided to quit the gym and fatten up because relationships have that effect on people..they get lazy once they trap them.

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2018

21

Nov

Rita Ora Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Rita Ora has her tits out, because along with being eager fucking personality in the entertainment industry, so eager she’s annoying about it, so eager she’s gone to multiple photo opportunities in different outfits in a given day, instead of just sitting on her advance from the record label that thought they could have a win with her, the next Rihanna….

She’s got eager tits…and lucky for her they are great tits, which is probably what affords her the luxury of being a celebrity cuz dudes who gave her a career with her tits..thanks to toxic masculinity….and the most important thing about her isn’t her hustle. It’s the fact she’s fucked Rob Kardashian.

Here she is for Glamour Espana

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2018

21

Nov

Miluniel Bush of the Day

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Miluniel has her bush out in a phototshoot like a millennial because this getting naked shit, along with ROSE wine, Matcha,, tropical leaves…whining about everything while being too lazy to work so your parents finance your “art” because they are rich…is the quintessential way for them to get money, get ahead, get noticed…from cam girls to instagram modeling…titties go a long way…far better than working at the ice cream shop…clever self starting youth who feel they are as capable as a Kardashian to have a fan base….and are willing to get naked to do it…and Miluniel, thanks to her name, is a figurehead of that.

Love this….

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2018

21

Nov

Couple Found Passed Out in Car in the Weirdest Way and Other Videos of the Day

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Public Blowjob of the Day

Fucking when Driving

German Pants of the Day

Suspect Dances on Truck after Car Chase Comes to an End

Hatian Sewage Overflow

Naked Guy – Is it Ice or Water

Base Jumper of the Day

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2018

21

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of the most common dis tracks I get sent to me by irrelevant people or potential advertisers is angry messages about how sick I am and that I was molested by my drunkenstepfather and my anger is spewed into this site, even though I am not angry. I just think most people are idiots and pop culture is shit…which is pretty fucked up if they really thought that. You know dissing a victim of abuse…that’s not very current. That’s VICTIM blaming….don’t they read the internet.

Or I get that the site is perverse inspired by molestation….or a molesting stepfather which has nothing to do with anything I do here…I make fun of celebrity and call them out for being shameless, lazy sluts, that I think can do better….but to people I am a creepy pervert molester….which I guess has a lot to do with how those people were brought up…pretty dark.

But then I see that stepfather porn is the biggest category on all the porn sites now…stepfamily porn…because people jerk off to weird shit..so by the extension of society finding dark shit hot…I get bundled into it..without making any of that porn money…or doing any stepfather porn fetish content…

The whole world is confusing and nuts.

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