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2018

20

Nov

The Ass that Lost Dancing with the Stars of the Day

Alexis Ren, the instagram travel porn influencer who actually influenced so many people to follow her lead and get naked, slutty in luxurious locations – on some bootleg photoshoots that looked like high end photoshoots in a DIY whoring that gets you paid.

She got fake tits, kept moving towards racier and racier content, got huge following and TV, that is dying needed hot relevant pussy to feature on Dancing with the Stars….

They cast her, not realizing she’s only relevant on Instagram to people on instagram, and the crossover won’t get any motherfucker watching cable…

TV is dead…but feels good to be on TV I guess….dancing like the stripper she pretty much is.

Well. She Didn’t win…but her body is a winner to all of us perverts so check it out.

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2018

20

Nov

Amber Heard Showing off her Talents of the Day

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If you are curious what the tits of Amber Heard the Black Widow, evil wife, who manipulated a destroyed a man who was pretty much at the top when he got with her, and had the life pretty much sucked out of him while with her, only for her to ungratefully try to destroy his celebrity, image and credibility, by exposing him for the drunken brat he is…..

They’re doing just fine at this event in a dress….you know tactics we can assume helped her get from whatever gutter trailer park she’s from, before rebranding herself in Hollywood getting work as an actress that got her married to A-Listers…despite being a lesbian…because it was a better tactic…

I guess there’s some diversity and genius to her navigation…..and playing the system…I mean most EVIL people are genius.

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2018

20

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez Hot in a Wet Bikini of the Day

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I have told you about my friend Steve and his unhealthy obsession with Eiza Gonzalez and her rise to whatever the fuck she is….

Her claim to fame, at least in America is that she was Josh Duhamel’s rebound from Fergie cuz he wanted to see what a vagina feels like after years of getting fucked by Fergie and her Meth Cock…..yes, Fergie has a Meth Cock….

But as it turns out, he has sent me countless pics of her before the plastic surgery pics, where she was pretty regular and troll like, probably rich and on TV in Mexico, but thanks to social media and the weird body image it gives girls, the distorted dysmorphia, the demand for a specific look, coupled with the readily available procedures, these average looking girls, with a little investment into themselves, their FAVORITE investment, are able to become the woman she always felt she was….a MUPPET HEAD…

The point of my story is this Eiza Gonzalez, who is apparently an actress…is hot and likely got her tits from the same factory that gave Salma Hayek her tits, and we know how that worked out for her….pretty good.

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2018

20

Nov

Elsa Hosk and Martha Hunt Wet in Mexico of the Day

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ELSA HOSK and MARTHA HUNT are on vacation together getting wet as fuck…. which is probably porn to some of you….because hot models getting half naked and white is fucking exciting…two blondes, one Swedish girl and one American girl coming together for the sake of leisure…

Look at the way her inner thigh meets her vagina…it’s creepy looking…and we like it because it isn’t fat…who needs fat…in a world of fat…NO VICTORIA’S SECRET…at least that was before the fat people all protested and freaked out..getting the CEO fired….forcing the brand to scramble and make amends trying to please and satisfy everyone involved, every angry feminist fat chick with nothing better to do that tweet angrily at Victoria’s Secret cuz it’s an exclusive club…

I hate how people, brands, everyone gives into and panders to these people with nothing better to do that protest and campaign against bullshit….which is too bad, lets celebrate tall hot chicks the way they are celebrating themselves and each other….seriously. It’s great.

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2018

20

Nov

Random Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Emily Lacometti is some girl with her tits out on Instagram…

Good fucking hustle girl….

We appreciate you and her titty quest to greatness.

I hope love finds her in the form of rich perverts looking for a girl to pay rent for.

Unless she is a rich kid, which is very possible. They do this too!

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2018

20

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Nipples and Pussy Print of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard knew what she was doing when she decided to wear this outfit with no bra or panties on.

I hear a lot of people celebrate female athletes for their struggles, their talent, their hard work, the fact that they’ve committed to be the best at what they do, the most amazing at what they do, that hard work affords them the opportunity to pay in the big leagues, make the big money, fight the good fight….live their best life….

Eugenie Bouchard is a top tennis playing machine….but she is still a woman and still into sexualizing herself…it is instinctive….be hot, turn dudes on…look the best you can when you’re a public figure to offset all that tennis sleaze….which is hot in and of itself…especially when the girl is trying to a swimsuit model despite being a rich super star athlete…it always comes back to that…

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2018

20

Nov

Farrah Abraham Bikini of the Day

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Farrah Abraham is my business partner, who doesn’t know she’s my business partner, and who I guess I haven’t done any business with since 2013, when her sex tape came out and I was lucky enough to get featured on an actual relevant website, since we know that this isn’t an actual relevant website, all because I had the exclusive squirting clip, which you’d assume would make me an actual relevant website, but the internet doesn’t really work that way….some sites get all the love, and others are sort of in existence but no one actually cares about them or check in on them, since it’s a lot of the same shit for 14 years, but isn’t everything alot of the same shit, I get it I’m not Instagram or Facebook Owned you pricks….but at least I keep doing this for the 1 -2 people who care…..it is loyalty man…committed to a cause I haven’t figured out yet…but figure if I live another 14 years I still won’t have figured out…but I will still be updating this shi…it’s a habit.

Anyway, I made 10k off her sex tape, the squirt scene…I’ve seen her get fucked up the ass, I’ve see her ass get implants, her tits get bolted on…the mental illness that is celebrity and fame…an empire collapsing, but still existing…from Teen Mom, slutty teen getting on TV, to thong bikinis…all while being horse faced and disgusting…pretty fucking brilliant run. I would watch her biopic and you’d probably jerk off to it.

That is why I appreciate both you and Farrah. Equally sick fucking weirdos.

Farah Abraham Big Fake Ass Tits Tiny Bikini

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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|SFW

2018

20

Nov

Gabby Epstein and Bree Kleintop Fake Naked Lesbians of the Day

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Gabby Epstein and Bree Kleintop are two instagram thots posing like fake lesbians, the LGBT community should be enraged but instead they are just turned on. Sticking penis shaped objects up inside them…sometimes in strap on form so that they can stick it up each other…like they were born with a Phallus of their own…to live that TOXIC masculinity without the balls to get in the way…

It’s also a good thing these girls get naked to take the attention away from those awful faces, its like dogged faced Nina Agdal and a subway sandwich had a baby…..look close you’ll see what I mean….

I guess this is just further evidence that bodies, tanned and naked, fit and naked, are enough to trick instagram algorithm into likes and follows….this instagram thing is the era of average looking chicks getting paid to get naked like they were real models…even though when you look at Bree Kleintop and Gabby they look like your old accountant Herschel…with smaller tits.

Point being…this picture has already been photoshopped and it’s still just repetitive shit lazy people put out to keep the momentum of their bullshit instagram model life.

Keep up the hard work, you know they think this is hard work, all while it requires little to no effort…beyond traveling places and showing up….

Pretty silly times.

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2018

20

Nov

Jaime King Hard Skinny Nipples of the Day

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Jaime King is an ex heroin addict model from the 90s, who had a boyfriend die of a drug overdose as people do when they start fucking with heroin, who survived that era and moved to LA to become an actor, or whatever the fuck she is, but who’s tits don’t seem to have survived, because I guess that’s what happens when you have kids and hey suck the tits off your chest, or when you have to start starving yourself to stay fit, or maybe she’s had cancer…I don’t know..I just know her nipples are hard, her face looks old and tired, but she’s still worth looking at as a reminder of how precious life is, how you only are here for a limited time and how you fucking expire quick….

Inspiring really.

Here are her tits us old fucks used to jack off to….before internet porn was in video and when tits were enough…

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2018

20

Nov

Jasmine Sanders Tits Fell Off of the Day

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Jasmine Sanders is another German model who is in America taking all your jobs…..because she was probably a military kid…with American parents because she was raised in South Carolina..but that doesn’t mean she’s not an immigrant to me…an immigrant who is pushing 30 and who has millions of followers on social media thanks to all the perverts out there into her perverted self produced content…

She’s apparently 5 foot 9, so tall enough to be a model, and she’s not fat like the other instagram models, which you can cross reference in these bikini pics to her titty size…but she is a friend of the Kardashians, an insider who could take care of them, you know take out the terrorists who are the biggest threat on the future of the country and not just because of all the plastics they will leave in the ocean after they rot..but because of all the idiot kids following their lead….it’s just crazy…..but not crazy enough to Jasmine Sanders to attach herself to them, and pretty much be them in her own right, cuz they have it all figured out when it comes to brain washing idiots on the internet…..maybe I should buy the e-book….I wouldn’t mind sitting on a pile of money throwing feces at everyone I invite over because I can….