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2023

09

Nov

Revisiting Leni Klum’s Granny Colored Lingerie Shirt of the Day

Since Leni Klum is an entitled rich kid, spoiled and given everything she ever wanted or needed, including a modeling contract that she didn’t have to work for, or suck dick for, you know, like other models, including her mom…

Unless she was actually used as a FLESHLIGHT for her mother with the creeps that they all know, who run the fashion industry, and TV industry, who appreciate a good mother who lends out her illegitimate kid in exchange for her own success….anything is possible.

But I’m more into thinking Heidi was the dick sucker so that Leni can be the less shameless big titty instagram model who doesn’t even bother updating her shit, because she doesn’t fucking have to.

Forcing us to revisit her granny toned lingerie outfit from the weekend, because her tits are too big to ignore…

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2023

09

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Jiggle, Titty Grab, Titty Release….

That’s the basics of the TITTY DROP, which is the more theatrical version of a titty flash, and really we all love tits, so being flashed by them is something we strive for, at least I do.

I don’t know how many times I’ve asked women, whether they were women I knew, women I just met, women working at the grocery store, women shopping at the grocery store, women out on the town, waitresses, flight attendants, aspiring models….girls on the internet, girls on dating apps, girls on social media, girls in chat rooms, girls who may not have even been girls but dudes playing girls….to show me their tits, but most just said no, and the occasional one who gave in would never do it with such grace, creative direction, artistry as these.

This is the figure skating of flashing tits, the artistic gymnastics, the SKI FREESTYLE Jump, the BALLET fucking NUTCRACKER of flashing tits…and these women should be rewarded for their effort by masturbating to them.

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2023

09

Nov

Kara Del Toro’s Big Tits Drinking Wine of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is an instagram model who does a lot of bikini work because she’s got big features, like her mouth, but more marketable and more interesting to the men out there who still like tits, she’s got big tits.

In this series of influencer living a fancy life at a fancy event in a fancy outfit with her giant tits exploding out of said outfit, you can see her drinking a glass of wine like some kind of lush.

I assume this excites the date rapers out there who are like “drink more so that I can take you home like a nice guy and make sure you’re ok before you blackout”….or the date rapers who get off to opportunities to spike a big titty girl’s drink….but the truth is, she’s probably not even drinking at all, it’s social media man, all posed and fake…yet the tits, I think those tits being posed are real.

Point of the story, when it comes to social media influencer models, Kara Del Toro is hot.

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2023

09

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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The tanline is the most inspiring line a woman can have, even more inspiring than a bikini line, probably not as inspiring as a line of heroin all up her chest, at least for the opioid attack willing to eat male ass for some opioids, but to the non opioid attack, who didn’t fall into the trap of the evil medical system that bribed doctors to over prescribe the opiates, making everyone rich as shit at the expense of the lower middle class worker with a back injury….becuase doctors are scumbags who only care about money, which is why you shouldn’t believe anything they say to you about anything, they’ve got puppet strings attached to them…..

Which is why I don’t believe any of the propaganda around the sun causing cancer, sure it ages australian women like they are fucking raisins in the sun, but other than that, the sun can’t be bad for you, it’s what gives this planet life, and for them to convince us it is, is just part of the anti-God movement trying to get rich off sunscreens that probably cause the cancers they link back to the sun in the first place…..

WHICH IS WHY…the tanline is the most inspiring line a woman can have, assuming it’s from the sun and not some retired stripper’s side business spraying her whore friends…

Get outside, while I freeze in the fucking snow…

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2023

09

Nov

Sarah Hyland Showing Off her Weak Kidney Legs of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the creepy actress that creepy dudes likely found hot or jerked off to because she had that primordial dwarfism disease that took her kidneys from her, but also made her look like Gary Coleman or other adult celebs who play teens, which is actually less creepy than actual teens playing teens, because teens shouldn’t be on TV.

She’s consistently been freaky looking to me, but I guess that hasn’t stopped her from getting in front of the camera and cashing those acting checks, since most people praise her and not just for not dying of her multiple Kidney transplants.

She is now older, potentially the host of “Love Island” which I think is a show she sourced her now husband and homosexual likely waiting for her to die of her Kidney disease, so that he can live his best life, his fabulous life, dancing on the bar topless at the gay club on his inheritance, but in the meantime, I guess he’s gotta play the part of gay bestie who makes her cum.

Anyway, she’s likely a midget sized person, thanks to that whole being stunted, but she’s showing off leg with her new look, that’s not as freaky as she once one, so for the Hyland fans out there, he’s a more mature version who I assume has face injections, rocking a short skit, showing legs because she may be disabled or rockin’ a handicapped stick but she’s not an amputee.

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2023

09

Nov

Helen Flanagan’s Tits are Back of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is a busty UK Glamour model with big fucking tits she decided to use in the peak of Glamour Model times to land herself a professional athlete, which worked.

The reason that Helen Flanagan is interesting, besides having big tits, not rockin’ grey British skin and rotting teeth, while being the perfect level of cheesy and trashy to succeed as a Glamour Model, is that she had a career as an actor before doing the Glamour Model thing.

So she was working on the longest running show on TV, that has made me want to rip my eyes out every Sunday here in Canada where they air the show for at least 40 years, Coronation Street, a soap opera about working class Brits..which I’d assume would be the dream job for a British actor since they’ll keep you working for 40 more years, like getting the job at the factory with a pension.

Meaning, she was IN, and said “fuck this, I have tits, let’s have fun”….

Apparently, she’s back on the show now, since she’s old and the GLAMOUR model days are behind her, but that doesn’t mean she can’t get into some lingerie and be a whore on the internet like old times, especially in this whore era they call the “creator economy”.

She doesn’t have an Onlyfans, she’s got a rich husband and a job, but that doesn’t mean she shouldn’t have an OnlyFans since she’s still hot and freaks will pay to sext with an Indian call center employee who runs her DMs for her.

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2023

09

Nov

Megan Fox’s Nipples Bring her Best Kardashian Face of the Day

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Megan Fox has recently released a poetry book, because she’s a fag who writes poetry, that I am sure isn’t good poetry, since no poetry is good.

Because of the book release, she’s doing a lot of media, like she’s finally paid her dues for the problems she caused back in the peak of her career that got her cancelled and ignored. Forced into a life with David from 90210 breeding her in the dungeon he kept her in. Assuming she’s not a tranny and is able to actually breed.

I believe the conspiracy that she’s a dude, that she’s been marketed to people as a hot chick in her early years as some sort of troll or stunt from the satanic regime that runs Hollywood, you know a little jester shit to confuse people, so I am not all that surprised that she looks like a tranny Kardashian in efforts to maintain some sort of hotness.

She’s always been re-worked, plastic surgery ridden, fake hot chick, it’s that now that she’s old, it’s way more obvious, almost like a parody of what she was, like if you were to draw her on the pier during your summer job as a caricature artist back in the early 2000s, you’d come up with something like this….and really a lot of rich old chicks have this same Kardashian face look, so it’s not all that shocking or interesting, it’s just not very hot, even with the nips out, but at least she’s trying, even though she should be sent back to the dungeon where she belongs.

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2023

08

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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To date, asking the cashier at the grocery store to supply the nudes, so I can supply the boners…has generated a 0 conversion rate.

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2023

08

Nov

Mena Suvari in Red Lingerie of the Day

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It seemed like the massive forehead that was Mena Suvari has been pretty much forgotten by the Hollywood machine. She likely made enough money off her American Pie deal that she never has to work again, which is something the 40-something year old has been committed to…because I couldn’t tell you the last thing she was in and her 300k followers on social media makes me think no one givesd a fuck about her and that’s sad.

She was a big fucking deal in the early 2000s, she was taken seriously, we were told she was hot, her booty was marketed to us and then she just disappears on us…we can only assume she has dirt on the predators of the industry, or like Taryn Manning, she’s found jesus….but that’s doubtful since she posted some red lingerie pics….doing a short film…where she wears lingerie and you may be thinking “who wants to see a 40 year old in lingerie”….not even her husband….

I’ll still look at Mena Suvari in lingerie for very very very old times….you know nostalgia or some shit….or maybe I just appreciate a forehead you can see from space in it’s golden years when in lingerie…

Is this a comeback tour now that Hollywood is basically dead? Probably, or she’s trying to be an influencer, either way LINGERIE!

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2023

08

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In a world that wants you all to be fat, stay fit….

Be a fucking rebel and take it upon yourself to defy the odds and to not give into the fast food, couch dwelling, jogging pant filled life….

Tell the evil businesses that want you sick that you’re not interested, because fit chicks are hotter than half dead fat slob chicks, plus they can fuck better…especially if you’re more like me and into accepting the world wanting me fat and rolling with it….but still traditional in that I don’t accept that for chicks because they should want to be hot…

Here are some fitness babes to get you inspired to expose yourself at the gym, or outside the gym window, or really anywhere fit chicks congregate..you romantic you…

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