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2023

08

Nov

Denise Richards Slutty Cat Outfit of the Day

You have to wonder what kind of parasite Denise Richards got from all the ass-eating in her career, whether it was for early jobs, or whether it was for Heidi Fleiss who someone told me she was employed by back in the glory days of Hollywood Madams sending out pussy to rich men, or whether it was for fun being a high income earner in a life of luxury in the city of sin, or whether it was from eating Charlie’s AIDS ass or any of the girls which led to Charlie’s AIDS, but there’s definitely something eating away at her brain, or telling her this whore life is the best life, despite being old as shit and already rich…

The whole throwing in the towel to sell exclusive content, while still doing the acting thing, still collecting the alimony thing, still doing the reality TV thing, makes me think something is deeply corrupted in her wiring…and it’s hilarious, albeit weird to watch….

The good news is she kept her terrifying titty in hiding where it fucking belongs…

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2023

08

Nov

Katy Perry and the Green Screen of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that when it comes to Katy Perry and green screens, she’s better off being in the morph suit they get the PA’s to wear when shooting scenes where they need to make objects float…

You know, so that they can erase the pig from the frame…

In conclusion,Katy Perry sucks. A viral one hit wonder who managed to make that one hit last for decades…WITCHCRAFT!

Here she is in a Madonna style bra top….MONSTER

Too much Katy Perry, must go purge now….

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2023

08

Nov

Alexis Ren’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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Alexis Ren is one of the original instagram travel babes, where she partnered up with a rich guy and went on exciting adventures around the world, inspiring all the normies and wage slaves to re-think their lives and try to figure out how they too can make millions of the internet and I am sure many of those inspired wage slaves have pulled it off. Even yesterday, youtube showed me some slutty girl who lives on her sailboat, the sailboat being a 2 million dollar 60 foot yacht…it’s a scam built on fakeness…

Which why I am posting this aggressive waist to hip ratio picture of her from afar in a bikini. Do you think her waist is really that small, or her hips really that rounded, or could it be that she has photoshopped herself to have more of a look she wants, since social media is just an avatar of fakeness…for fake views they buy from India…I know a guy who has made millions selling fake views over the last decade and it’s because brands that pay big money don’t even care about the fake audience so long as they can get paid on it too….it’s all a scam…

The best thing about the scam though, is that these psychopaths believe their own lies, the hype their lies bring, the pricing they command from advertisers, knowing they are scamming and they even feel compelled to do things beyond just podcasts, like Alexis Ren doing SLAM POETRY, like it’s not the most humiliating “art form” you can participate it…

It’s like along with experimental dance routines, Slam Poetry is one of those things people only do as parody or to mock the stupidity it is….unless you think you’re important and that it’s avenue for you to get that audience you crave.

WEIRD….MORE BIKINI PICS PLEASE..

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2023

08

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I guess the one thing we can learn from the pussy wedgies of the world, is that if you have a vagina, you might as well use it to eat anything that comes near it, like some kind of rabid varmint in the back alley of a strip club, because it’s good training for the pelvic floor, it can prevent them from pissing themselves as they get older, and maybe it can help them grip the tiny cocks of rich dudes who they are only fucking because they are rich and who are only rich because of the tiny cocks.

As a non-pussy owning individual, I don’t know how much of the pussy wedgie is intentional, they all seem intentional, but maybe the fat lips just can’t help themselves from sucking the fabric in, like some kind of alien tracking beam in one of your sci-fi movies….MAGNETIC…

If the pussy wedgies are intentional, is it for style, is it to let people know that they have real pussy in a tranny era, is it to show off their pussy because they think their pussy is cute, like a girl with big fat tits in a low cut shirt but the pussy version, or is it a form of masturbation….

I NEED ANSWERS….now let me investigate with all these pics.

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2023

08

Nov

Sara Levitt and her Stoma Bag Erotica of the Day

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Her name is Sara Levitt and she’s a Crohns Disease survivor who had her anus sewed up because her intestines were all fucked up from whatever the fuck causes Crohns Disease. I actually don’t know if her asshole is sewn up, because where would she even fart? In the bag? It’s in the BAG! If it’s not actually sewn up, then she’s a far superior being to other women with three holes, since she’s coming in hot with 4 holes.

She’s been rocking the OSTOMY BAG since 2008, which means she’s been shitting in a bag for a long fucking time, which means she’s got the cleanest asshole around.

She’s another one of these internet people who is taking ownership on the seemingly gross issue and marketing it and monetizing it. Shameless, empowering, or fetishizing.

She’s not monetizing it in ways the crackwhore I once knew with the trachea hole from throat cancer monetized on it, which in her case would be ass sex through her stomach hole, but instead as an influencer.

There’s a level of “Poor me, feel sorry for me” and “empowered me, I won’t let that stop me because I understand instagram marketing and like cute outfits and this can be an angle”…coupled with “shitting in a bag makes you skinny, check out my ass in a thong bikini, because I’m like other girls, a half naked exhibitionist just fighting for likes and follows”….

The best thing about this pity party is that if she goes viral, girls everywhere will be electing for this surgery to be the next Sara Levitt. Even if you can’t shit, you can whore.

The truth is a girl who can’t shit is potentially the perfect girl for those of us who like to believe girls don’t shit, but unfortunately, this one does shit, just on the outside in the most visible of ways, maybe they should update shit bag tech, modernize it for a better tomorrow, revolutionize the shit bag, but in the mean time, sexualize it, like we sexualize everything else out there!

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2023

08

Nov

Sex dolls are the new influencers of the Day

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Sex dolls have come a long way since you used to widdle them out of wood down by the river when your mom thought you were fetching water for the family and you had a window of opportunity to jack off, you know olden day pre-social media times you grew up in.

Now that they are far less clunky, more high tech and realistic, they are not just replacing women in the bedroom for lonely men everywhere, or men who would rather go sex doll than gay, they are also becoming influencers.

The reality is that TPE sex dolls as influencers are far more real than 95 percent of instagram models, and even have less plastic inside of them since influencers are pretty fake.

So if you dig through the social media channels, people aren’t just making AI art influencers, or trying to be influencers themselves using AR technology, but they are taking their sex dolls and dressing them up, posing them, and styling them out like they were real. It’s like playing with Barbie but for adults who figure they can sell some skinny teas.

I am sure that some of the sex doll influencers are run by some of the strangest men, living a life of delusion and humiliation, but on the internet their storytelling, characterization of the dolls impresses far more than when you see him sitting at dinner with one of them at your local McDonalds.

We aren’t all born with a set of tits, but we do see girls making millions a year of their tits, and that’s not very fair, so now we have our own way to get in on the CREATOR / GIG economy, selling useless products to idiots.

The concept of sex dolls USA and influencers is still new, controversial, even creepy because of the blurred lines between reality and fiction. Plus the doll doesn’t get paid or consent to being used and objectified like this. So community guidelines on TikTok, Instagram and Youtube can shut down the sex doll influencer. Those Big Tech fascists ruining all the fun.

Here is some Trinity Love in action:

@itstrinitylove ? my heart went F CK – Nova

@itstrinitylove Feeling limber! #yoga #quarantine ? Roses (Imanbek Remix) – SAINt JHN

@itstrinitylove ? original sound – chërry søunds?

@itstrinitylove ?? #fypg #sidehustle #dualipa ? Don’t Start Now – Dua Lipa

@itstrinitylove #fyp ? Like That (feat. Gucci Mane) – Doja Cat

@itstrinitylove #happyathome ? Cannibal by Kesha – rapidsongs

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2023

08

Nov

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No fat chicks allowed…

I am an outdated pervert who was raised on the traditional beauty standards, where at the time girls had to be a certain level of hot to get anywhere in life and if they weren’t they were alienated, segregated, left to die alone like the disappointing loser they were. Bullying was real and amazing.

That’s not to say the fat and the uglies were all bullied, some hand friends, some made jokes, some were allowed a the cool parties, I wasn’t, but they were and some even got laid because they were willing to put out when the hot chicks wouldn’t.

Since then, I’ve seen the fat chick climb out of her very large shell, slowly become accepted or accepting of her fat, sexualizing her fat, wearing real human clothes despite being fat, and now we’re at a point where they don’t even know they are fat.

Like they are posting “only dudes who are 6 foot and make 7 figures a year” on their TINDER profiles and they are getting it.

They are alienating every day dudes, or at least refusing sex and that’s because so many everyday dudes have hit them up to fuck, saying nice things like “you’re so hot”….propaganda all for some greasy all you can eat buffet pussy….

Then the media is telling them they’re hot, all food is good food, all sizes are valid sizes, some fat girls live to 100, it’s not a death sentence and it’s created a very hostile landscape….

Then tell them to eat processed food, junk food, or maybe to GO vegan. Get on anti-depressants to feed the delusions that they are hot and to get them to keep on eating, to take hormonal birth control pills to keep them getting even more fucked up, and make them the best version of a monster as you can….and dudes will still try to fuck them…

It’s a conspiracy….which is why I do this post, No Fat Chicks Allowed….unless it’s to point out the REASONS why they aren’t allowed…

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2023

07

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with jerking off to the pair of panties you find in the compost pile outside of the community center after being overwhelmed from watching the hot college aged girl in the little black tennis skirt and fuck me boots bending over to smell scented candles in the grocery store, is that you never know whether you are contaminating evidence from a rape / murder which landed those panties in the compost pile outside the community center in the first place…

You definitely don’t want to contaminate evidence, even if they are hot, lacy and soiled as they are being turned into soil, the way you like them…but at the same time you don’t find panties in the compost bin everyday and you don’t want to spit in a gift horse’s mouth like the slut that it is.

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2023

07

Nov

Leni Klum’s Still Got Big Tits of the Day

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In very important celebrity gossip news, Leni Klum has not decided transition by cutting off her tits to fit into the modern anti-depressant world of fucking weirdos multilating themselves to be part of some weird identity crisis trend….so NO ZIPPER TITS FOR US.

She is instead being a rich white privileged girl who has ridiculous tits, probably natural tits due to her German Nazi / Fascist WOP roots….but even if they are implants, it doesn’t seem like they are being taken out….

The Heidi Klum spinoff series, in the form of a compact, big titty, American accented, instagram model or actual model, or strictly just Heidi Klum’s daughter to keep Heidi relevant by broadcasting how talented her womb is, since someone she shat out in the EUGENICS lab inside her has such big tits.

In being important and rich and entitled, Leni Klum participated in life by attending some event in a nude colored halter top, or lingerie top, that the color and style remind me of a granny in the 70s who got wild on the Sears Catalog order, like the time she got her Avacado colored appliances, because nude underwear always makes me think of big sloppy tit grannies in girdles and it’s not a fetish…..

Her tits barely contained by the outfit, but overly contained because despite spilling out from all angles, NO nipples were seen…..TRAGIC really, even more sad than the kids dying at the cancer ward….