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2018

12

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez is Hot of the Day

If you google Eiza Gonzalez, you will find some Mexican Actress who is in America thanks to being rich, or being connected thanks to her Mexican career….you know jumping the wall and living in America Illegally, stealing your jobs as an Actress, rather than doing the jobs you don’t want to do like chambermaid at the hotel, cuz she’s rich and above that…you see there are rich people in Mexico and not just the drug cartels…and those rich people can hire lawyers and get USA visas to live and work….legally….

If you google Eiza Gonzalez, you’ll see all the fucking plastic surgery she’s got to rebuild herself like all these plastic whores are doing…and for some reason…she got real good work done and doesn’t look like a muppet Kardashian…which may be why people go to Mexico for that Discount surgery shit….you know those butt implants in back alleys getting Staph Infection erotica…cuz you know how fucking desperate these idiots are to be hot…that they are willing to do that to themselves…it is hilarious….

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2018

12

Nov

Ana De Armas See Through of the Day

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Ana De Armas is some Cuban Actress who has escaped Cuba or in exile due to escaping the communist regime, or maybe she was hot enough to get married to a Foreigner who was there on vacation, something we see a lot of in Canada, because Cuba was the resort destination for poor white people the entire time the USA was blocking Cuba out….keeping the whores cheap….

So for 40 years, we’ve had hot Cuban chicks like we were Florida roll through and set up shop here, but more interestingly, I’ve known so many perverts who would go down to Cuba for months at a time to fuck these hot young things…because they are sex workers looking for some extra money…and what better way to get paid than 20 dollar blowjobs…you can make more than a month’s wages with one load on your face….

Unfortunately Ana De Armas, from the new (now old) Blade Runner, moved to Spain, married a Spanish actor, never had to go back to Cuba thanks to that Spanish Passport, and is now in America doing that Penelope Cruz Spanish in Hollywood dreams…working for that Oscar like only a good communist work camp survivor can do….

But it is safe to saw the more famous she gets, the richer she gets, the more she’ll forget her roots…it happens to everyone who gets successful…the struggle becomes nothing more than some story they can pull into the press release by their publicist….rather than a possibility for her to run back to… when it all fails.

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2018

12

Nov

Nicole Murphy Got Them Angry Tits On of the Day

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Nicole Murphy who may be Halle Berry because they look the same…not in an all black people look the same…I’m not Hilary Clinton here…but in a short hair, busty, light skin black girl…with white moms who like black men to cum up onside them only to be raised by their white moms because obviously…the black dad has dozens of other kids to ignore…which I guess could be a racist thing to say….I mean maybe I shouldn’t mass generalize knocking up white women…then ditching the white girls even though it happened to both Nicole Murphy and Halle Berry…fascinating investigative journalism here.

She’s got some big fucking tits, on her old lady body, that I guess she bought with her Eddie Murphy divorce settlement or child support payments…because she was with him from the age of 20 in 1988 til 2004 and they have 5 kids together…5 kids that got to suck these titties…

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2018

12

Nov

Jourdan Dunn Nipples in Mesh of the Day

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If these are Jourdan Dunn’s nipples…I wonder how she had a career as a model…they look fucking huge and saucer like….

I fucking hope these are PASTIES…but why would she choose the blackest fucking pasties to trick us into thinking we are looking at her nips when really it’s a rubber nipple cover…

Whatever the fuck is going on here is just fucking weird, especially in this era of nipples everywhere, just show your fucking nipples, it’s socially acceptable…no need for rubber nipple covers…unless these are her real nipples…in which case…fucking weirdness you’ll probably jack off to because I am assuming you people are that fucking horny.

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2018

12

Nov

Nina Agdal Fishnet Erotica of the Day

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Nina Agdal is probably not as Downs Syndrome as I always say she is. You know she’s probably not missing a chromosome or has an extra chromosome, I don’t remember what makes a person Downs Syndrome, I didn’t got to Med School despite what I tell girls at bars in need of a gynecological exam…you know cuz it’s a long wait through they system, why wait it out when you can just hit the bathroom with me….

Nina Agdal is a bitch though, she’s got a shitty attitude and thinks she’s more important than she is, so I was glad when her attempt to get Leo to knock her up….that failed so logically she’s being cycled through other rich kids…like Christie Brinkley’s son who understands the SI SWIM model life….you know typical social climbing money grubbing whores….

Here’s her racy content…

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2018

12

Nov

Olivia Culpo Nipple Pop of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is out there with her tits out, because I guess that’s what you do when your second NFL boyfriend is caught cheating on your instagram model ass, you know a position that should be mocked and ridiculed by the general public for being that shameless attention seeker, you know the type, you probably went to high school with the type, the not so hot girl who thought she was hot and as a consequence became an over achiever…

This crabber from Maryland, is out there getting crabs, if crabs are still a thing, now that people massacre their bush thanks to fitting into trends…has made it pretty far from constantly dating up. She gets paid now….and invited places to pull her tit out…a tit you can pretty much see nipple on….NIPPLE ON…at least I think that’s nipple…

Empowering.

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2018

12

Nov

Rita Ora Pussy Print of the Day

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Rita Ora performed somewhere, who the fuck cares where she performed, this bitch will perform anywhere anyone asks her to perform, because despite probably being a diva cunt who thinks she’s very fucking important because she’s famous and has a song with the kids from One Direction that went viral and got her on the Charts in America after years of working towards that goal…using her vagina and attending any and all events she could just to be talked about….all while no one really knowing who she is…teaching us a valuable lesson that she who makes the most noise is the one people will eventually be the one people think matters because they are too self involved to really bother looking into her lies…

Well, she’s performing in her lingerie and has great tits, so I’ll take it…even if it’s on some stripper level shit…she’s getting paid so an idol to girls everywhere that they too can be famous thanks to their tits…if they really put some effort into it cuz tits get hits..people fucking love tits.

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2018

12

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Got Them Titties On of the Day

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I find Scarlett Johansson so ugly…even with her tits out…in whatever this is.

She is old now….and I understand that in 2004 when she was first starting out, being the chubby girl with chubby tits in movies like Ghost World, she was exciting to the perverts…but the fact that people still think she’s hot, 14 years later is crazy.

It’s like you people need to find new pussy to obsess over, you know like Scarlett Johansson was once the new pussy people obsessed over, instead of focusing on the old shit….that is old shit…

So anyone still excited by her, and they are out there, I heard someone at a strip club the other day say “she’s as hot as Scarlett Johansson”…which to me translates to “I am influenced by Hollywood marketing and the media as a whole and I am so out of touch my hot references are in their 40s now”…

But she still got tit.

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2018

12

Nov

Ashley Graham Washed Up Bikini in Malibu of the Day

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Here’s the Natural Disaster that is all over the news that is happening in Malibu….Ashley Graham in a bikini….

I am all for people doing whatever the fuck they want in life. If a fat chick wants to do erotic bikini shoots, so fucking be it, let her do it, but the fact that I have to see it unsolicited, when I am not looking for it, makes me see her for what she is…a sex offender.

I am all for people scamming the system, because the system is dumb and easy to manipulate…you know her pretending to be some empowered fat chick in order to get paid like she was an actual model…because America is fat and likes it…

I just don’t like being exposed to it unsolicited when I don’t want to see it…it’s a form of rape.

That said, it’s hard to feel bad for rich people losing their houses..I do feel bad for all the animals dying in the fires…but the one animal who should have been burned up proper because of all her gristle…but maybe she’s more into being a tasteless fire photoshoot publicity stunt..than being a victim…since she’s empowered or some shit.

Either way…gross.

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2018

12

Nov

Victoria Germyn is a Nude Model of the Day

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Victoria Germyn is a hot model from Instagram who I follow…and who I recommend you FOLLOW …but don’t listen to me – I follow 7500 girls who get naked or half naked in shoots, I am pretty easy to please and don’t care about follow / to followed ratio…if there are tits…in LA looking pics…I’m there….following it in a way they want to be followed and not in a follow her home from some party way they don’t want to be followed….because there are different kinds of following…some acceptable….both equally creepy since I don’t know these half naked girls….

She is Swedish, like my IKEA breakfast this morning, not very Swedish at all…and she was recruited by her scout at 12…which in America is called Catch a Predator

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