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2018

13

Nov

Rita Ora Nipples of the Day

Rita Ora’s got some great tits…

She may be the more irrelevant famous person out there, but those tits are fucking fantastic…

She may be chubby, but not too chubby, and those tits are fantastic.

I think it’s interesting that she’s managed to have a career and probably a lucrative career despite being virtually unknown and not accomplished…I mean more accomplished than us, but her accomplishments are nothing memorable or interesting.

It’s like a Rihanna, who she copies, has a legacy….while this one is just clickbait…and like all clickbait…the tits get the hits…and help her work towards her dreams of actually mattering…while only mattering because of the tits.

People are just too fucking flimsy these days, no one really commits to a pop act anymore, that commitment doesn’t exist…as people only commit to themselves and their selfies..so maybe it’s not the fact that she produces garbage…and just the industry as a whole…or maybe tits can take you far, but only so far…

But they are great tits, some of the best tits, so shirts like this are proper.

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2018

13

Nov

Jenna Dewan Nipples of the Day

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Jenna Dewan was married to Channing Tatum, because they were both dancers, and understood each other on some deeper rooted effort…you know a dancer turned stripper turned actor and a dancer turned sugar baby who gets paid out by those actors…

I’ve heard stories about them being nudists, that they were equally queer and graceful, and that their sex was flexible, choreographed and artistic….

They are divorced now, and she’s out there showing off her tits…before it’s too late, you know show the people your nipples….like the stripper you were meant to be before making better choices. It’s a good way to matter or be remembered or show off your dancer body…and dancers have bodies…thanks to the fitness and intensity of their craft….alone and scared now that the dick you’ve been riding has left you to probably ride other dicks….because all actors, especially male stripper dancers, are queer / bisexual…gay for pay or sometimes for fun…before dying of AIDS, even though it isn’t a death sentence…at least you’ve got his money….

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2018

13

Nov

Jaime King Gets Naked and Dykes it Down of the Day

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Jaime King has been around for as long as I can remember, at least her titty pics have been around for as long as I can remember, because I got the internet in 1995, and I was already dabbling in slutty celebrity and model nudity, and she was already working in the fashion world as a fashion model – despite only being 14 years old…not that we knew she was 14 years old…not sure if she was doing the underage topless work, that would be illegal, but she was doing heroin…

I don’t know when she made the move to movies from Heroin, or when she became some celebrity friend to the celebrities, or when she stopped showing off her tits….

I just know she posted a naked pregnancy pic and it’s terrifying, even if it’s a throwback and not what she currently looks like, keep it to your damn self…

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2018

13

Nov

Maria Kn Titties of the Day

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Maria Kn has the shortest last name in instagram modeling….at least that’s what I assume…because Kn is a pretty short name…that comes with a set of exposed tits for some black and white artistic shoot that looks like every shoot but that luckily has tits so that we know it’s real.

I don’t know if her tactics are working for her, but they must be, because she keeps bringing out the tits…but maybe it’s just a passion of hers..you know showing people her tits…which is great since my passion is looking at tits…

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2018

13

Nov

Vaginal King Fu and Other Videos of the Day

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French Topless for Trump

Idiot Sets his Garden on Fire

Ozark Kidnapping of the Day

Russian Woman Getting Arrested in Thailand of the Day

Road Rage Fist Fight in Middle of the Intersection

Lady in the Dildo Store…

Dude Fucking with Traffic Camera

13 Year Old Playing with Gun

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2018

13

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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People are so uptight. The other day I asked a girl if she was anorexic and she started crying because she was an anorexic and she struggled with it everyday…clearly not hard enough because I asked it ironically because she was fat…you know a live action troll….so here I am exposed to a fat anorexic, crying, not a very good anorexic cuz she’s fat, realizing every last

One if you is a pussy victim who cries about everything and who is better off dead. So die. I hate you.

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2018

12

Nov

stepLINK of the Day

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Support our troops, unless they shoot up a country bar…..which is nothing new, watch Full Metal Jacket where dude brags about all the Marines who are killers…

Sue Netflix for culturally appropriating WITCH CULTURE, instead of just casting a spell…fucking everyone, even witches like to go through the legal system these days…

Stan Lee is dead…that must make you nerd fucks sad…I hope you power through this….by watching all his fucking movies since that’s all Hollywood makes…

I have seen some of the lamest nerd tributes, dude was 95, get a fucking grip….

I guess I was never into comic books, and didn’t need them to tell me that an otherwise loser, could develop powers and become a hero, to inspire me….so I can’t relate…

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Miley Cyrus Loses her Whore House – has Great Insurance
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Cocktails Delivered by Drone
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Kat Dennings Real Fat Tits
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Aerosmith Guitar Player Collapses
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Bruce Jenner’s House of Demons Burns to the Ground
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The Incredibles as 50 Shades of Grey
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Some Slut Named Olivia Jade
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Bebe Rexha Albanian Tits in France
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Baby2Baby Gala and Amy Adams Tits
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Michelle Rodriguez Has Tits
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Mary Elizabeth Winsteadt Goth Bitch
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Zoe Kravitz Skinny with her Tits Out
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Everyone Has a TAlent….Unfortunately
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Greek Slut Looking Slutty of the Day
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Husband Does a Very Bad THing
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Threee Naked Bitches Spreading Legs
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Big Tits and a Dildo
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2018

12

Nov

Nicole Scherzinger Wet Bikini of the Day

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Pussy cat doll Nicole Scherzinger is still at the whole half naked shit…..because what the fuck else is a drag queen supposed to do in her near retirement other than starr a stage show and change her name to some drag queen shit like Miss Carriage or Jean Bidet Ramsey….or post naked or slutty content on her social media to stay relevant cuz tits get hits even when those tits are Trans like Bruce Jenner and his 21 year old Trans girlfriend who he rubs artificial cut off dick folded into pussy weirdest scissoring ever shit…

What I am trying to say is Nicole Scherzinger is pretty hard faced and dude-like….even when half naked with her fake tits on.

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2018

12

Nov

Jessica Alba Mom TIts of the Day

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Are Jessica Alba’s mom of three tits still exciting to you now that she’s old as fuck?

I think the only compelling or interesting thing about her, is that she got involved in a brand that became worth billions of dollars, thanks to a team she was part of….not because she’s smart but because she used her celebrity of being a terrible actress, but a hot terrible actress to her advantage…it’s always annoying to see celebrities, like a Lohan, who was the biggest name for the longest time, unable to leverage that name to cash the fuck in cuz her head is up her ass. Instagram sluts are getting rich of bikini brands and fucking cosmetic brands…there are a lot of people with credit cards out there who are easily manipulated into giving their credit card because they are being told to by some celeb name they recognize from some shitty movie…

I guess the other compelling thing about her is her tits….that she has out…but she’s old as fuck…and I appreciate the whole concept of new pussy, especially when it comes to what I am looking at on the internet, cuz who needs old tired shit we’ve already seen enough of…who has her pussy banged the fuck out from a life in Hollywood and kids….breeder 1/2 Mexican scammers…you know…

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2018

12

Nov

Heidi Klum Squirt Fetish of the Day

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How about a caption this contest that no one will participate because I am here alone…

It’d be a good pic to have you all write your silly little captions too…you know like were were in the late 90s when caption this contests were a thing….

You could say something like “Looks like Heidi and Seal back together and they’ve released a sex tape”…

Or maybe “Heidi Klum, the Victoria’s Secret model sucking on a cow’s tit until it squirts in her face….”

Or some “fresh from the source..Heidi demonstrate her recipe to stay young…looking as good as she does at 56 isn’t actually some Hitler Eugenics…but rather direct from the TEET milk…as seen on GOOP”…..

I don’t fucking know, but I know seeing any white substance on some titty models face squirting at her like a german fetish porn….is great entertainment….it’s just too bad it’s not being squirt on her tits.

I don’t do captions.

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