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2018

14

Nov

Bruna Rocha Showing her Butthole for Playboy of the Day

I don’t know who old these bootleg Playboy pics are, but it was probably when the people at Pornhub were running Playboy, before HEF died and he licensed their online division to Pornhub to help Pornhub get private equity investors into their company from NYC hedge fund people, who couldn’t straight up say “WE INVEST IN REALLY HARDCORE PORN THAT WAS BUILT OFF STOLEN COPYRIGHT BUT THAT WAS PROTECTED BY LAWS AND SHELL COMPANIES”….yes I know what goes on in porn even though I hate porn…because I get the email newsletters and have nothing else to read in this hermit life.

The reason I assume it was that era, is because the era of Playboy after Playboy was non-nude, even though instagram is nude…but right before that happened the brand was doing all they could to stay relevant…and that involved the Penthouse approach of showing labia…and tis BRUNA chick, who I can’t find on social media, but according to the Playboy page is Brazilian, in Croatia and multi talented with great tits…and these are her great tits.

Here are the pics…I should plug the Playboy Plus affiliate to get paid off this from them…but too much effort…so jsut click the pics.

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2018

14

Nov

Gamer Masturbates to Porn at an Internet Cafe….and Other Videos of the Day

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Wheelie Fail

Idiot Bomb of the DAy

Man Paid By Women to Show his Cock in Japan

Memphis Junkie of the Day

McDonald’s Manager Attacked Over Ketchup

Car Falls Out of Garage

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2018

14

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it weird that in a world where everyone has access to so much content and information – they are still putting out all the exact same shit with just a slight variation…from Netflix shows starring girls with big necks, to instagram pics, to even facebook statuses on either side of your divided country…you’re all just fucking wavejacking other people’s thoughts, ideas and repackaging them as your own. I guess it’s cuz you’re too busy jerking off to porn or taking selfies…and people are just blatantly obvious with their lack of originality and instead of being called out they are celebrated. It’s weird.

I got into a facebook commenting war like old times with some hick about God, Israel, who built the pyramids…and as it turns out..trolling this overly patriotic god loving hicks is just as funny as trying to piss off social justice warriors…which transgender cultural apporpriation jokes…

So the good news is that this overly lame, repetitive, boring and mainstream world…it’s still fun to fuck with people on all angles..or sides of some invisible divide that is really just created by the media…the media who lies to you….you idiots…

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The Viral Crazy Looking Cat
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Idiot Catches Garden on Fire
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Michelle Obama and Oprah Rub Cunts
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Aubrey Evans – Hot Bikini Trash….
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Lindsay Lohan is God
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New Mom Kate Upton from When She Was Younger and Hotter
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ALF Reboot – NOT HAPPENING
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Braless Jenna Dewan
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The Horrible Reality of Getting Rabies
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Mandy Moore has Tits
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2018

13

Nov

StepLINKS of the Day

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For the longest time I wanted to hire fat chicks and other women who don’t have what it takes to be bikini models – whether they are too old, handicapped, or fucking mutated….and do a parody of actual model shoots – you know to be ironic…

I had this concept to do the DrunkenStepfather swimsuit edition, where I would release all these parody shots in my own separate site the day SI launched their Swimsuit edition…this was years ago when SI Swim mattered.

But now…it’s happening in marketing, fashion, etc….my parody is reality…and it creeps me the fuck out…

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The Most Disgusting Ass Around
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Face of Racism in TExas
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Jessica Lowndes in a Tight Dress..
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Cardi B to Judge a Netflix Music Show
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Ivanka and Melania are Fighting
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Make Her Cum, Make her Squirt….Classy.
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Ball Pit Balls….
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Farrah Abraham’s Pussy Flash
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Armie Hammer VS Stan Lee Mourners
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Alexina Graham – Thank God Not Ashley Graham on the Catwalk – NIPPLES OUT
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Transgender MMA Fighter Destroys Female MMA Fighter
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Demi Rose – Fat Tits
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Nicole Kidman Says She’s Not a Celebrity
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China’s First AI News Anchor
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Mila Kunis in a Mom Dress
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Bill Gates Talks Toilets
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Alanna Arrington Braless Nipples in a Dress
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Madison Beer – Fat Tits
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Paz De La Huerta Suing Harvey Weinstein
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Remembering Stan Lee
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Cool Micro Scale RC Trucks and Excavators
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Battlefield V – Official Launch Trailer
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Toy Story 4 Official Trailer…..perverts….
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Brian Austin Green’s Getting Shamed by his Baby Momma
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Breaking 100 Bricks in Under 1 Minute
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60 Foot Wave Wipe Out….
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Inmate Escape!!!
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Kim K on What Kanye Smells Like
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Souvenir Seller Showing Off Selling in Every Fucking Language
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Paris Hilton is Old as Fuck but Still Working It…
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Margot Robbie – Fat Golfer
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Rita Ora Fat Tits
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Rachel Riley in a Slutty Dress
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Lauren Conrad in Redbook
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Rat Cow in a Terrible Shoot
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Vanessa Hudgens Slutty in a Dress
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VS Fashion Show Erotica
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Broken Face Ashley Tisdale Showing Legs
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Broken Face Lea Michele Legs
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Caroline Vreeland in a Bathing Suit
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Carrie Underwood Pregnant
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Who Pissed in her Cheerios
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Big Titty Jiggle….
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Watch this Whore’s Neck for an LOL
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I wonder what Motivates a Woman to Shit on Camera
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Bella Hadid _ Tits
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Dana Taylor Hot Slutty Shoot….
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Greek Suicide Girl and Her Tits….
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Playboy Surf Slut…
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Giant Titt Reveal…
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A Gallery of BUTTS!
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Alina Gaf’s Nude Russian Photography
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Spread Legs on a Rock
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Just 12 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Dildo in Pussy in the Meat Section
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Amateur Gets her Fuck on….
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Slutty Girls with tattoos
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The Pussy is the BEST Pencil Case
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Naked Black Girl of the DAy
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2018

13

Nov

Barbara Palvin Slutty Old Model of the Day

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People like Barbara Palvin…even though she got fat a few years ago…totally fucking up her entire career even though all these fat chicks are getting work now…but now she’s back, she realized she was throwing a good thing as a Hungarian who made it at 18, turning her back to that due to overeating was crazy…not to mention there are so many hip drugs you can take to keep the fat off…it’s like get it together woman…and she got it together…making that comeback of a lifetime in some bullshit infomercial America seems to love and embrace because you’re all drones who buy into the exact same bullshit…

Here are some pics of her to jerk off to cuz you’re sick fucks who can jerk off to non-porn.

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Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2018

13

Nov

Jennifer Lopez is Hot and 59 of the Day

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I didn’t jerk off to Jennifer Lopez when she was in her 20s. I am not going to jerk off to her when she’s in her 50s trying to compete with women in her 20s for ego because she doesn’t need the fucking money and is doing it for ego. Not to mention when she is rich, famous, has a staff and the best doctors to keep her as young and tight skinned as possible, I get less impressed. Like going down on some rich girl and her tasting like champagne or perfumes and not that can of old tuna you’re used to. It’s almost expected…but I guess what isn’t expected is seeing her shaking her fat ass all these years later in her underwear…but I guess when you’re a whore, polarized or not, you’re still a whore and will forever be a whore…

She’s is Puerto Rican and thus American…so not trying to steal your jobs like us Mexicans…just trying to confuse us with her behavior…

Here is the video….

Dance dance.

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Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2018

13

Nov

Farrah Abraham Plastic of the Day

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It’s nice to see Farrah Abraham on vacation, one of the more interesting sex workers…who is now a porn chick because she shot porn, after she was a horny teen mom who took loads in her instead of her ass, and got on MTV and became famous cuz they promote teen moms, only to fall off and decide to do a sex tape, because that’s what people do, when they want to feel hot and generate some buzz, they film a sex tape…cuz people are all either exhibitionist perverts….or voyeur perverts…into seeing some MTV reality trash squirt on video….it was a good time, good era, it was all so simple back then….

It’s nice to see her on vacation, because after all the injections, bootleg surgeries, bolted on tits from some back alley mechanic, she’s not melting….but rather thriving….magical really.

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2018

13

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Underboob of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is no longer pregnant, which may be exciting to some of you Candice Swanepoel fans, who didn’t like seeing her pregnant the last three years, because she lets dude cum up inside her and doesn’t get abortions, so that she can start a family.

I know you probably don’t love the idea of her banged out battered pussy, but as a model for an evil corporation that brain washes you idiots to buy their shitty products…you probably can assume she does her kegels and has a labia reduction surgeon at every VS fashion show so no pussy gets slipped out….since I’ve never seen a pussy slip in their infomercial ever…despite it being skimpy panties…starring moms like Candice…who luckily are still hot because the brand is committed to using hot chicks, other than Winneie Harlow the Cow Hide skinned model, cuz they have to give in to the pressure of social media sometimes.

I don’t know what her big mom tit is up to – but it’s doing her old tricks…not her actual old tricks of being a Farmer and Blood Diamond miner in South Africa, speaking her Afrikaans, having her Slaves do her homework, before contracting AIDS….and deciding to be a model….fuck the safari in her backyard, do the safari in NYC….avoiding being killed by a legless athlete….making millions as a promo model….a legend who has really only worked for Victoria’s Secret…with some Apartheid shit.

Here are her bikini pics…

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2018

13

Nov

Irina Shayk Fucks the Floor of the Day

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I have a hard time believing that this is what Irina Shayk looks like when she wakes up. She looks pretty fucking airbrushed, like she was starring in some Russian mail order bride catalog she avoided starring in when she secured Ronaldo the Rapist and played his beard until getting knocked up by Brad Cooper…

She is an immigrant, from Russian, moving in on your turf, stealing your men and your jobs, killing your America, but destroying the values the country was built on, by being a communist, making communist babies, like some kind of sleeper cell…..attack from WITHIN…

I do think she’s still one of the hottest and I appreciate her fucking the floor like she was a cam girl sex worker…even though she’s too high end of that shit…

I do not know what magazine this is for, but I like it…Nothing like a good old fashioned spread leg humping the air photoshopped mom who is still a whore…

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Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2018

13

Nov

Basically Em Rat Cow Full Pussy of the Day

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Rat Cow is out there whoring out for the paparazzi to promote what I assume is her Bikini line, because she’s got a bikini line, which I think is a smart enough play from her, because you can’t just be tits getting hits on social media doing brand deals forevever. You need to invest into something that has equity, that can influence your male pervert fans to jerk off to you, and the female fans to buy your nonsense….

I don’t find Rat Cow interesting, good tits, weird face, broken down looking scam…who was getting naked at the right place, right time, in the right music video….right when instagram happened creating her….and people just don’t unfollow these idiots so they forever have that audience…whereas sites like this fade the fuck away and virtually disappear because getting people to type your name in their browser is asking too much of them…lazy fucks…

While girl like this just have to be ridiculous spreading ass like this to get their name circulated, to go viral, to get noticed again…and to give her followers something they’re into jerking off to…

The only interesting thing about her is that her face looks different every single time we see her, those face injections…I mean unless you find her being Kanye’s mistress before instagram interesting…or if you find her tits interesting…and that weird looking face doesn’t even matter….yet she matters.

I get it, cuz I get big tits….