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2018

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Having a fun election you boring basic slaves to the media and social media fucks? Did you vote? Show me your fucking sticker again you fucking bastard…….

There is really nothing more annoying than everyone being some opinionated activist….I didn’t like them when they were hippies in the 90s on colleges…and I don’t like them now….because it is on social media…and can be presented in a comedic way like a meme, you know the way to get to the audience….

So I’m seeing shit like “if you can’t check a box, you can’t get my box”….or “If you can’t know your way around a ballot box you can’t get around my box”…or one girl was writing how empowered she felt voting with her period…get a fucking grip, or a hobby, or a job, you’re the worst…

Number one – your vote don’t matter. Number two – you don’t matter. Number three – your commentary doesn’t matter….

Get a fucking a journal…

People used to be scared to have their Diary Read and now they are self publishing the shit page by page…

Get a fucking journal….

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Kate Beckinsal Supports HUman Trafficking
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Disgusting Caroline Vreeland in a Swimsuit
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Rachel McAdams in Fetish Gear
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Idiot of the Day
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Madonna’s Hairy Duaghter Hairy Nipples
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The idiot Who Ate a Slug – not a Slut – Didn’t Die Too Quick..
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Mother Shot 12 Times During Bank Robbery..
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People Magazine’s Sexiest Alive
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The Dude Who Ate at the Worst Reviewed Restaurant in the City…
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BIKER GETS SHOT
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Nude Celeb of the Day
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Ashley Graham Buttin a Nude Photoshoot…
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See Through Bikini of the Day
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Angry Dog of the Day
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Making Steel Toed Crocs…
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Matthew McConaughey Is Sad he Wasn’t Jack fron Titanic
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Bad Parking Payback
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Farrah Abraham Big tits….
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Nebraska Kid Plays Most Annoying Song Ever…
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Scary Snowman Prank
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Bella Thorne Rolling Around by the Pole
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Ambrosio in a Bikini Hot and Old
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Lip Injection Fail
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Otter Taking a Bath….
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Playmate Ana Brag Cleavage
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All the Sluts Leaving the VS Fashion Show Fittings….
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Linda Evans 1986 Playboy Spread
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A Bunch of Naked Celebs….
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Angela Bassett Old Cleavage
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Ariel Winter Fat Tits
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Avril Lavigne Album Cover Shoot
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Hailey Baldwin Beiber at an Event with her Christian Tits Out
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The Hot Girl from Riverdale in a Photoshoot Looking Boring
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Karrueche Tran Thighs
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Montana Cox Showing her Cox
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Chanel Iman – Titty Out
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Sophie Skelton – Tight Dress
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Salma Maxwell in Leather Pants in open Blazer…
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Sarah Silverman – Jerk Off Watcher Cleavage
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Chantel Jeffries Cleavage Tits….
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Elsa Hosk Phptoshoot
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Red Hot Amateur Pussy
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Slutty Shoppers
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Little Caprice in Bed…
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Internet Girl Mazzy II Pussy Lips….
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Puking Girl of the Day
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SnOZBERRIES OF THE DAY
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I find CUCKS Really Weird
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I Wonder if She’s a Real Nurse
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The Booty Gallery
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Restaurant Flashers
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Bianca Holiday Big Tits…
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Big Tits…Spread Pussy…Asshole of the Day…
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Shit Digger of the Day
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Sluts in Bikinis
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Woman in Leggings…Then Not in Leggings…
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Big Tits Lathered Up Pussy
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Cute Teen Big Tits
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PAINAL
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Birthing Duckies…
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Big Tits of the Day
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2018

Nov

Bella Hadid Shows Off Her Tits of the Day

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Look it’s Bella Hadid…with her tits out…because that is what she does. It’s a rich kid trying to get daddy’s attention cuz she’s not his favorite…

I know she thinks she is the most important person in the room and the most important news today because that’s how all these idiots are… vapid little children of adult age showing tit…

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2018

Nov

Elizabeth Hurley Bouncing Titty Erotica of the Day

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Remember Liz Hurley?

She is the 60 year old with tits who dudes still jerk off to..

She is the woman in her bikini while her son films her.

She is the one who dated rich and famous guys to get herself rich and famous because she knew her tits needed it.

She is the Austin Powers bikini who faded away before realizing “shit I still look good”

I don’t know when that revelation happened because Liz Hurley and I aren’t best friends. She did not wish me a happy birthday. She did not invite me to her holiday party. She doesn’t care about me yet here I am writing a post on her tits. That’s pretty fucking weird.

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2018

Nov

Sophie Mudd Titty Photoshoot of the Day

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Hey big boy – I love your titties….is something that I hate hearing but that I hear all the time….so I can relate to Sophie Mudd, a girl who has a weirdly shaped body because the shoulders are broad to hold the tits, the hips are narrow…and that may eventually end up a fat walmart clerk looking bitch…but for now is skinny and maintaining being skinny…cuz with tits like that it is so important to have that level of contrast…

I have been objectified, teased and singled out for having these mad tits…bullied for my tits…cuz men are pervert and mean….so #metoo and #believeallwomen even though they lie…as a fat man I have fought your fight…and dealt with the abuse you feel…

Only I can’t go out there and reclaim my tits, and expose my tits, and show off my tits, so that everyone follows me on instagram and that I can monetize on instagram…because the whole world is on instagram and thinks that’s all that matters in the world…that there is nothing outside of instagram…

Because my big tits aren’t hot big tits, they are fat man big tits, but I like to try to find common ground to relate on the real issues the country is facing – like how are Sophie Mudd’s tits so fucking big…

All this to say…big fucking tits…what hormones are being put into the foods to make this genetic mutation…hopefully all the girls are eating it. The future looks bright I mean other than the whole it’s going to blow the fuck up….but at least the tits will be big on girls trying to get their rent paid…staying skinny…as the meteor strikes and we are flooded out…

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2018

Nov

Halsey Pussy Print of the Day

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I made a post about how everything is the fucking same yesterday or the other day..saying that all the shitty low quality pop music that kids are into fucking sucks…and all the content that people produce is all the fucking same…laziness and zero creativity….that it would be the equivalent of every singer singing the same song, to the same musical track, same lyrics the same way…it’s boring….

Only Halsey, the half black party girl who pretends she had such a hard life because she was poor and doing drugs, is both…

She makes the shitty music I used as a metaphor, and she posts the shitty selfies showing off her body, that would normally be reserved for a dude she’s fucking, who I guess is now off fucking some hotter model…for the world, or her fans to see….

It’s just a weird dynamic really…there’s something nice about not seeing every girl in the world shoving her bathing suit or panties up her cunt, cropping out her face to keep it mysterious, because her face is mangled and not made up, but her body looks banging cuz she just took a shit….and feels thin…

I kind of prefer not seeing ever girl shoving panties in her cunt…so that when it happens it’s really a “FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT PIC”…now it’s just not even worth talking about…

Keep up the hard and expensive big budget content Produxtion you lazy twat…can’t even eat the bikini bottoms right.

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2018

Nov

Ashley Graham Shitting Herself While Comparing Asses with Normal Sized Girl of the Day

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Ashley Graham and her chubby chasing husband who clearly likes big girls for his personal training because he gets to tug them around like a highlander games strong man competition…brought out their little fuck slut accessory that she lets him fuck in their threesome relationship because fat girls have no confidence and you can walk all over them….I know because my wife is 300 pounds and the meaner I am to her the fatter she gets but never too fat to die…

This hits close to home because I remember when my fat wife, Claudette, lost her bowels the first time and became incontinent….it was a terrible day for me, Karma got back at me…while being forced to clean up after her multiple times a day cuz that bitch eats….and eats…and eats….but never dies…

I guess Ashley Graham, the fat ambassador to fat women everywhere, cuz she’s huge, plus sized, is doing fitness and getting fit…because fat people don’t like being fat, even when they pretend to love it cuz it gets them paid…and all her fat followers….must fucking hate her…

She’s become like 90 percent of the strong girls in cross fit, with muscle mass, while still being big, which isn’t plus sized or relatable to all the diabetics in America who love her…so watching her lose her core audience is exciting…losing everything about her being exciting….still fat as fuck…much moving in a healthy direction discounting the lies she’s projected on everyone in her “fame”…

I am posting these pics cuz they are really weird.

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2018

Nov

Lauren Buys Naked in a Trendy Cabin of the Day

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Her name is Lauren Buys…and she’s in a Cabin naked…the way all cabin’s should be…

It’s the minimalist, small house, at one with nature movement….and you can’t be at one with nature if you don’t have you tits out in an artistic photoshoot…that isn’t all that artistic since because it looks like every other pictute…but any excuse to get a girl naked…in a photoshoot…

If you’re going to do that whole cottage country, retreat on acreage because you are scared of the future of the country….you need to get yourself a dock….and a girl willing to get on that dock naked…who ideally looks skinny enough to be naked on the dock…and not some fat chick you see at the waterpark in a full fucking sweatsuit to not get any sun on her stretched out, weak, delicate, pasty skin….

Point being…this is trendy in location, venue, lifestyle, photo shoot style and getting the fuck naked for free…solid.

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2018

Nov

Rachel Bilson on a Titty Nature Walk of the Day

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Rachel Bilson may look 100 years old because she is 100 years old…and a little more weathered than the average celebrity because when she was at the peak of her fame she went out to Canada with her Captor and made babies…it was the premise of the hit Canadian Movie “ROOM” that made that actress I don’t find hot, but who is now in action movies, an Oscar Winner now in Action movies…I can’t remember her name and I’m not gonna google it..

This is about Summer Rachel Bilson from the OC, a show I used to watch and relate to college girls at the cheap beer college nights when I was 20 years too old for college…a show I don’t really remember but apparently Micha Barton died on it…and ended up on The Hills…which is definitely some kind of hell….while this one, the hotter one….goes on hikes with her mom tits out…all blurry so you don’t see her wrinkles…in an era of everyone with face injections…seeing a 35 year old face is like seeing a 90 year old face…I don’t know how to interpret it.

I guess this is what it looks like when you set a captive free…and I’m talking about her titties.

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2018

Nov

Salma Hayek Old Mexican Redhead in a Fat Ass Tight Dress of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be old, but she is a set of tits that defined a country for a long time, a country that my whore mother was born in and prostituted herself in, until dying premature, but only after creating me with some White American dude we’ll never know…but who could be you..HI DAD!!!

She has a rocking set of tits, great fucking tits that we don’t know whether they are real or fabricated but they we all embraces as if they were our own, and not some immigrant tits in a Caravan coming to steal our jobs and rape our women because they are illegal or did when she was pre menopausal…but apparently she’s got a fat ass too…which I guess happens when you gain 40 lbs and you’re wearing a bunch of harness underwear…thanks to some movie magic…

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2018

Nov

Avril Lavigne Album Cover Shoot of the Day

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You are the skater boy….I said see ya later boy is the best way I can describe this photoshoot of Avril Lavigne, who in case you aren’t in your 40s, you will know was a fetish to perverts everywhere…so much so that when she was a teenager..she was exported from a mall in Canada to a mall in the USA…where she would live a decade and make a lot of money during that decade…as the embodiment of mall culture in America….despite her music being shit..

I guess an older, wiser, more sophisticated version of her has come out with a new Album…and this is the Album art…there are no weird hair color streaks, tattoos, EMO SCENE KID outfits, nipples, nudity…no “stripped” version of her…just a mom going to a PTA looking version of her since she is that age and may even have a kid with that Nickelback guy she married….

I feel obligated as Canadian owned media to cover some Canadian content I just wish it was more naked…I mean I don’t know how to write about a bitch in clothing anymore…there’s no nipples to caption and do my “voiceover” to…just totally uninspiring…which I guess you’d expect by the human embodiment of the mall…

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