2018
02
Nov
Katie Holmes has finally revealed where TOM CRUISE used to fuck her, when he replaced the original Dawson’s Creek Katie Holmes with the Robot Katie Holmes for Scientology…and it’s fucking terrifying.
They will say that this is from birthing her 32 year old daughter SURI the alien….
But I know it’s what Tom used to stick his dick in to make SURI.
PORT DOCKING….SPACE SHIT…SCIENCE!
That’s all I have to say about that…
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Posted in:Katie Holmes
2018
02
Nov
I just woke up passed noon on a weekday – which is a reminder that despite sucking at life, I can still be a far lazier fuck than you with no consequences and that is a nice thing, especially with sleep apnea, diabetes and no job…
I call this living the best life…
Here are some morning links…while I fear my actual hangover dump due to hemorrhoids that could be Anal cancer from that time I fucked / jerked off to a pic of Farrah Fawcett…
Because you know if Karma is a real thing….all that making fun of her for her Anal cancer would be exactly the type of cancer I get…
Here are some morning links in the Morning…
Heather Locklear Being Sued…
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Brady Bunch House Reunion by HGTV at the expense of Lance Bass…and his dream investment
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Worst FETISH EVER
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High Rise Rope Dancing – CRAZY SLUT
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Mike Tyson Making a Comedy about Weed Farming
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Skinny Bouncy Busty Titty Drop
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Rat Cow and her new Face in Costume
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Giant Spool Falls Off Truck
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World’s Largest Statue NOW OPEN and it’s not of Kanye or TRUMP or Kim K’s Fat Ass…
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Weird Marriage of the Day
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Get Yourself High with this Vape Pen
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Make her Squirt every time with High End Sex Toys!!! Discount stepzalo10
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2018
02
Nov
I am pretty slow on the stepLINKS…I was eating dinner instead of doing stepLINKS…because I am fat…but I still got a life you know…I can’t be a slave chained to a computer writing shit no one reads..I can’t be the stepfather NO ONE listens to or gives Father’s day cards to…
That said, sexual assault is reading all the comments on reddit and instagram by guys about getting hard or jerking off…I have no interest in reading that…..and always hated my friends and acquaintances who talked to me about jacking off….keep it to your damn self you queer…
I hate you all…
Here are some stepLINKS…
The Best Halloween House Ever
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Woman Takes herself Out in her Fitness Gear
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Sofia Richie – Animal Print Thong
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Most Insane Restaurant Ever
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Ireland Baldwin Pussy Flash
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Neil Young Confirms Marriage to Darryl Hannah…
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Game Of Thrones Titties
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Schoolgirl GIF of the Day
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Julianne Hough Gets Work
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21 Foot Low Rider Truck
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Kardashian Said RETARDED ON TV….CANCEL THEM
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Farrah Abraham Vagina Yoga
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Halloween Brings Out Best in Girls…
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Cat Butt Crack Pumpkin!
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Google Staff is Mad over MeToo Movement…
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A Bunch of Random Pics
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Seagull Knocks on Front Door
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Asian Shopkeeper VS Robber
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Dumb Bitch on a Train
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Braless in a Black Dress
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Man Swimming After Boat
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Crocs by Post Malone….
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Girl Playing with Gun Accidentally Shoots Guy in Head
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Chris PRatt and Anna Farris and Their New Lovers All Trick Or Treat Together
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Get Yourself High with this Vape Pen
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Make her Squirt every time with High End Sex Toys!!! Discount stepzalo10
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Kim K – Disgusting Bikini
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Comfort Clinton – Her Name is Actually Comfort…
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Lana Del Rey Performing…
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Frenchy Morgan – AMazing Bikini
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Harley Quinn Smith – Kevin Smith’s Daughter Got Tits
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Dree Hemingway – Cancer Head
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Robin Wright Penn – OLD HARD FACE
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Lee Ann Rimes in Jeans
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Tika Sumpter Some Chick Doing Boring Shit
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Frances Bean Cobain in LA
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Pumpkin Handjob
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Hot Amateur Slut
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Make her Squirt every time for – Discount stepzalo10
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BUSTED PUBLIC JERK OFF…
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Classic Underwater Felation
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THe Craziest MIT Ever…You Know what this is about
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Violet Myers Big TIts
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Fuck Yourself with this Male Masturbator
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TITTY DROP
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Spring Break Chicks
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MONSTER TITS
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Elena Chick Stripping Out of her Plaid Skirt…
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Busty Paige is Pretty Busty
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Olied Up Andie Valentino is Greasy and AMazing
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Panty Flash in Public – to Pussy Spread
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This Pale Girl and her Pink Nips are Great
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Come talk to SLUTS CUZ I got a 25% discount for You – use IAMSPECIAL code
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2018
01
Nov
It was Halloween…and everyone in the world, not just celebs were so excited to wear a dozen fucking costumes in a three day period….
I have already done THIS POST and THIS POST about the topic…because I am such a great investigative journalist who covers all the important things in the world….like what sluts dressed like sluts and some not dressed as sluts decide to dress up as….few are original or inspiring…most are played out and obvious but I have no expectations out of these people as they are all the worst…I just look at their tits…and or IRELAND BALDWIN’s PUSSY
Here are some more costumes…..
Anastasia Ashley as Surf Barbie…
Ashley Graham as J.Lo if J.Lo Ate Ashley Graham.
Coco as a Ninja..
Elizabeth Hurley as the Pussy Print Ninja
Em RatCow Panty Flash Raquel Welch
Fergie as the Pink Power Ranger, wasn’t that the one that was a dude?
Halsey as Jennifer’s Body??
Eugenics Heidi Klum as Shrek’s Wife
Jaime King as Beyonce..
Josephine Skriver Purging..
These idiots as Victoria’s Secret Angels..
Padma Lashki as Brown Swan..
Rihanna as a Skeleton
Rita Ora as a Hooker with her Nipples Out
Sophie Turner as Morticia Addams
Some girl as RuPaul
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Posted in:Halloween
2018
01
Nov
Bebe Rexha, who I call fat, because I am a cyber bully, is some 29 year old recent pop star that I only heard of this year, because I guess she got some mainstream success….
I didn’t realize she was so old, but as it turns out she was a songwriter….and she’s Albanian like Dua Lipa…the other new starlet taking over…because I guess ALbanians know shitty pop music…
She has co-wrote a bunch of songs for a bunch of people….from EDM to Selena Gomez, to the Jonas Brothers, to EMINEM….and as it turns out, she was a singer for a Pete Wentz band back when Fall Out Boy had every dude dressed like an EMO scene kid queer…and I guess that just evolved….in 2010…before she was the BEBE REXHA who isn’t ANNA REXHA…based on her tits alone…now 8 years later…she’s in a hot tub…rich, famous and living her best life…while we try to make sense of her bikini top and whether we’re seeing a nipple or a McNugget she was pigging out on earlier, that she’s stiffed in her top and that she’s saving for later in case her blood sugar drops…fat people.
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Posted in:Bebe Rexha
2018
01
Nov
Emma Roberts is my favorite celebrity girl who has what I assume are some serious Daddy issues….because I want to believe that she’s got daddy issues…but I remember that everyone has daddy issues in one way or another..which is weird because I am sure there are some great dads out there…who still have daughters half naked on the internet…because daddy issues, and really all issues are relatively, in that even if your dad’s not a complete loser fuck up, you think he is so that you can post memes about being a sad, disgruntled, anxiety ridden millennial…whilst posing half naked…
Emma Roberts is not half naked, but she’s got her titties out, which is a new look for her, one I support and encourage because tits, on skinny girls are wonderful.
I don’t know why I am a fan of Emma Roberts…but I think she’s one of the celebrity kids who doesn’t make me hate her by default for being born into a connected family, building a career from being in that connected family….but that could jsut be her tits distracting my anger and jealousy…
I think I like her enough to make this site dedicated to Emma Roberts…an Emma Roberts fan site…cuz every girl with a deadbeat dad needs a drunkenstepfather…
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Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW
2018
01
Nov
Rosie Huntington Whiteley is doing the opposite of IRELAND BALDWIN ….you know hiding her pussy, instead of cutting a hole in her shirt when she’s not wearing panties to give the world a window into her pussy soul….something that I feel is the highlight of the day and the best thing Ireland Baldwin has accomplished to date….
Rosie Huntington Whitely…a model and I guess actress who proved the Megan Fox is replaceable in one of the Transformers movies….She is married or breeding with bald, rich as fuck, ripped because he’s bald and no one wants to be the bald fat guy, especially not you….giving the hope to the bald people of the world…has been getting naked forever and I’ve always appreciated it. She always seemed like an uptight cunt – you know high end – the kind of girl who smells showered and like flowers that would never talk to you, just give you offended dirty looks when she catches you staring at her…I like that.
I assume she’s not showing her pussy because she just had a kid and it’s mangled…or maybe she’s just not that kind of lady…yet I am a firm believer….they are all that kind of lady…that’s how we know their names, backstory and why they get paid….
Hot tits.
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Posted in:Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley
2018
01
Nov
Ireland Baldwin is everyone’s favorite rejected daughter. Her dad doesn’t even like her and has publicly called her out for being a pig. He was so against her that he ended up starting a new family with his Yoga Instructor and is finally happy knowing that he’s not a total fucking failure…
All while Ireland is out there trying to get noticed, trying to get attention, trying to get seen….
From the beginning of Instagram, when she was just 18 years old, she was posing in bikini and beach shots like an Alexis Ren. She was dating a surfer, lived in Malibu and was doing that whole thing….then she got dark, she got weird, her Jesus loving Cousin got famous…she got confused in her messaging…she continued her half nakedness, but it was just weird half nakedness….and now this….
Strategic pussy flash on the red carpet that I missed when it happened…
She knew she was going to celeb blogger JustJared, who I guess is a massive brand now and rich as fuck doing what I’ve been doing as long as I’ve been doing it…while I sit here sucking dick and I’m not even the gay one…
She knew not to wear panties…and to cut a pussy hole to show her pussy with no panties because of feminism…
With her big tits on her big frame busting out….dressed as what I guess is an AXE GASH ON ITS PERIOD….
Full pussy flash, we don’t get enough of these….but I have a feeling the general intelligencee of society is going back to pre-school level of “show me yours and I’ll sow you mine”…
It’s the way it is…and it’s not a bad thing cuz we get to see pussy lips and we like pussy lips being seen. So this whole everyone is a whore is like everything falling into the palm of my hand they way I fantasized it would back when everyone was fucking uptight as fuck.
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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin
2018
01
Nov
Weird Hooker Brawl…
Pervert VS Halloween Sluts
Dildo Removal!!
Cruise Ship VS Dock
Cop Confused Gun for Taser and Shot a Dude
Man Beats Elderly WOman in a Wheelchair
Very Canadian Leaf Blower Bong
Guy Escapes Hospital After Surgery
Actor Records Himself After Massage – Unaware of Naked WOman….
