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2018

01

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Disney Stunt Robots Change How Movies are Made and Stop their Pedo Ways…
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Make her cum every time!!!
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The Biggest Lies You Were Taught in School
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Henry Cavill as The Witcher You Fucking Perverts
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Margot Robbie’s New Comic Book Movie Will be R Rated
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Hot Big Titty Drop
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Debra Winger Doesn’t Like Games….
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Chrissy Teigen is Woman of the Year According to Glamour. I Guess No One Else Returned Theri Calls…
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Casey Anthony Getting New Dick
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2018

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I didn’t get dressed today – because I am a nudist on halloween…

I feel bad for the people on the street because I have no curtains and live in a basement apartment…and the kids coming trick or treating…only to discover I have no money to buy candy….

My only real question or interest at this time is: Where do they put the vagina skin from all the vaginal plasty….and can I get a case of it sent to my house to chew on like raw hide…or maybe make next year’s halloween costume out of it….not that I do halloween, that’s for creeps…and I am a lot of things and I’ve been called creepy and a creep many times…but I don’t identify as one..and that’s what matters..

Here are some stepLINKS on this magical Halloweens….

Make her cum every time for HALLOWEEN
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Justin Timberlake calls Jessica Biel’s Body a Temple…
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Amazing Halloween Mask Fail
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Jessica Wright is the Braless Halloween Slut
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Farrah Abraham Fake Ass Does Exercises
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Ariel Winter as Pam Anderson
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How to Out Muscle a Tree
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Idiot Owner and Dog Rescued from River
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The Howe Twins Did Halloween
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Beth Morgan is a Hot Halloween Slut
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Girl with the Most Viral Costume Ever
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The Creepiest Halloween Trend Ever….
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Henry Cavill as Witcher
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Eiza Gonzalez as Catwoman
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Package Theft Gets Shaming
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Sand Sled Wipeout
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Katherine Waterston Brings the Pokies of the Day
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Amy Schumber on Being a Joke Theif
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British Independent Film Awards
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Transformer Goes Up in Flames
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Streamer Tells His Fans He’s Better than Them
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Hotness Galore….so they Say
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Joanna Gaines is Making a Baby Number 6
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Truck VS Utility Pole
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The Truth Behind Court Shows
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Priyanks Chopra Titties….
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Halloween Store Scare
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Criminals Troll Motel Manager
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Creepy Slender Man – Mannequin
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Behati in Pink Pants Like the Adam Levine Fucker She Is
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Karlie Kloss Rich Lesbian Jewish Bra Flash
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Sara Sampaio for VS
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Evangeline Lily in a Magazine
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LeAnn Rimes Fat Ass in Jeans
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Gigi Gorgeous TRANNY AS TOMB RAIDER
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Chrissy Teigen SPANX
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Keira Knightley in a Very Revealing Dress
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ArielWinter Fat in a Romper
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Amanda Seyfried Old Mom of the Day
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Lily James and Keira Knightely Friends
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Emma Roberts in a Push up Bra
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Jennifer Lawrence Leg in Shorts
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Jenner Love Hewitt Fat Ass in Leggigns
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Sofia Richie in a Bikini Looking Cunty
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Top 10 Halloween Cam Girls Celebrating Cam Girls…
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A Gallery of Hot Chicks Flashing Tits….and Butthole
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Caprice Has her Legs Up
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Watching this Dildo Fuck is a Huge Mistake
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Naked Girl in the Harware Store…Being Appreciated
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Big Titty Flash…
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Make her Squirt every time for HALLOWEEN – Discount stepzalo10
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Fetish Model Showing Some Tit in 2010
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Public Sex of the Day
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Pussy Eating Booze Bong Fun
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Hella Spread ASs
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The ONE BOOB OUT Gallery
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Girl Gets Fucking Busted During Public Masturbation
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Perving on Moms
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Amateur Clit Rub
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Titty Nailer
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Lol Dick in Mouth…
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Fuck Yourself with this Male Masturbator
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Mounds of the Day
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Greek Slut Named SISSY
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Elena Hot and Naked
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HUGE HALLOWEEN BOOBS
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Panty Pooper
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Natural Tits ina Genie Costume
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The Hot Naked Witch.
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2018

31

Oct

Halloween is Still Happening on Halloween of the Day

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I know that today is official Halloween, but the whores out there have been posting costumes for a week now, because there has been at least a week of costume related parties that everyone goes nuts for with Social Media existing, where one could argue everyday is Halloween because you live a lie with your muppet face and facetune costumes, but that really is only official Halloween once a year where they get to be someone else, or show off a variety of costumes, some bitches have 10 costumes a year for all their events they must attend, or just that they must dress up for in their house to capture that Insta pic…social norms…if you don’t post your costume pic – you don’t fucking exist…

Well celebs are no exception to the rule, they are out there clickbaiting us with slutty costumes, stupid costumes….even though Halloween is no longer the excuse needed to be slutty, there are slut shaming protests people, the time of the slut is now, be who you want to be, just don’t be an idiot and buy some generic slutty version of whatever costume…save your money and get good lingerie..boycott the rip off stores…and remember you don’t even need to dress slutty today…or tomorrow or last weekend…cuz you can do that everyday..so get yourself in a mascot costume and give the real perverts something to jack off to….cuz when else can they see hot chicks in mascot costumes…the basic perverts who like to see you in lingerie will be here the next 365 days to see all your lingerie pics…use today to target the real niche fetishes…

We already posted a bunch of pre halloween costumes – featuring Ariel Winter, Lily Rose Depp, Nicky Hilton, Ireland Baldwin, Olivia Munn, Sarah Hyland and Victoria Justice CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS

We have a monster post on the FORUM, we have a forum you know, a Forum is also a Message Board..it was pre-social media social media and we got one….that features all the costumes CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS

Here’s Rita Ora’s Monster Tits….which could be Halloween….or just everyday…this is how she dresses…

Here’s Ashley Greene as a Witch

Here’s Joey King…..doing whatever the fuck this is…I know someone’s jacking off to it…

Here’s Sophie Turner…..as an elephant that fucks a Jonas Brother like his dad…

Kylie Jenner as a blow up doll Barbie Butterfly

$Kylie Jenner Tight Latex Butterfly Halloween$

$Kylie Jenner Tight Latex Butterfly Halloween$

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Here’s ZOmbie Sarah Jessica Michelle Gellar on her 300th Birthday

Here’s Zendaya…as Handmaids Tail…I thought this costume was banned….

Here’s GIGI GORGEOUS – a TRANNY FROM YOUTUBE…BECAUSE YOUTUBE IS A PORN SITE….for you trans loving perverts…

Bella Thorne as Bride of Chucky with her meth head boyfriend

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Here’s Rebecca Black – cuz it’s Friday Somewhere for her big tits…

Here’s Chloe Ferry Going as Someone With a Silly Fake Trashy Ass

Alexis Ren as a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars

Here’s Sammi Hanratty…..

Teyanna Taylor as Kitana

Ciara being a black panther

Beyonce as Phoni Braxton….

Lily Rose Depp Thigh…

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I went through my images from 2012 – now, because I changed my site in 2012 and all the pre-2012 images got fucked up the ass….and this is the best of yesteryear according to my archives that are pretty shitty because I don’t employ an archivist of all my brilliant 14 years of daily rants no one reads…These are the ARCHIVES

Ashley Tisdale in 2017

HILARY DUFF RACIST in 2016

Lohan in 2015

Charlotte McKinney in 2014…

Rihanna in 2013…

Gaga in 2012….

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2018

31

Oct

Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day

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So here is Hailee Steinfeld posing next to caption:

Quick & Hot Sex Tips….and 15 ways to make sex Hella Romantic….and the Secret Plot to Kill your Sex Life….which is a reminder that even for Cosmo…a magazine for the modern woman…that is likely only read by 15 year olds…is only selling copies because you’re all a bunch of fucking perverts…yet their practical list form approach to sex is advertising friendly because it’s what women need to know…because it’s written by other women….

Even though it’s likely primarily read by perverts like you who want to jerk off fantasizing about what young girls read for sex advice in what is clearly a sex magazine, that is ad friendly, cuz they are running a scam…but no different than a porn mag…because everyone’s a fucking pervert…

But unfortunately, unlikely a porn mag, they don’t have Hailee Steinfeld showing her pink….the labia that got Larry Flynt in so much trouble, which is a sign of Feminism in and of itself..celebrated your labia no matter how mutated and weird it is…hasn’t quite made it’s way into this issue of Cosmo yet….but when it does…sales will surge…cuz we like labia with our nonsense sex advice…

Seriously…how is Cosmo still a thing…it’s called google and porn site girls…

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2018

31

Oct

Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Ass for the Party of Five Revival of the Day

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I was reading over at EVILBEETGOSSIP that Party of Five was making a comeback….which I guess means Jennifer Love Hewitt feels the need to make a comeback too…so she called the paparazzi to take advantage of the hype the show that originally got dudes jerking off to her big tits on a small frame….that made her famous and in all the movies and by all the movies I mean “I know what you did last summer”…and the one where she wore a blue tank top…you know the one…you’re old like me…grey chest hair level old…

That said…the number one lesson we can learn from Jennifer Love Hewitt about big tits on a small frame is that nature is working against us on this oddity…and that nature wants the rest of her to be fat…and often times nature wins….unless girl gets into the whole starving herself and working out just the right amount to not lose her tits everyone likes while maintaining a normal body weight…

So this girl, after fame, basically exploded and has been struggling with her weight since…this fat ass in leggings is her old ass body looking better than it has in the past but never as good as it did when she was a meme before memes….

And the real question in all this is where’s Nev Campbell…oh right the new Party of Five is about Mexican kids surviving after their parents get deported not white parents who died in a car accident….my god…but logical for the state of the nation and clickbait pandering to everyone and focused on exploiting inclusion and diversity…while pretty much being racist, obvious and exploitative in your cashing in….but the world ignores that and just celebrates the steps in the right direction using Mexican talent since America is 50 percent Mexican…see ya later white people….they should hire me to write it since my mom was a Mexican whore before she died of AIDS and I ended up in Canada an orphan….

At least the pandering story isn’t that the parents are TWO TRANS, you know those stories where the mom is the dad and the dad is the mom, who get killed in some TRANS rights protest by Trump Supports….but that doesn’t mean they won’t introduce the Mexican parents on a Christmas trip they all take to Cabo for their Christmas special, unless these Mexicans are actually Muslim Jews, because Christmas is wrong…it’s called HOLIDAY SPECIAL NOT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL JESUS….but that doesn’t mean they won’t introduce the Mexican parents as Trans and Black and pansexuals who will fuck anything during their feminist protests…. because there are black people in Mexico…you racists who think there aren’t black mexicans are the problem….

The good news is that the news brought out some JLH fat ass, I mean if that’s even good news…it’s dimply.

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2018

31

Oct

Anja Rubik Naked for Fashion of the Day

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Anja Rubik is naked for fashion…because Anja Rubik is a titty model…but not a long hanging fruit titty model…a top model positioned as a fashion model…despite being a titty model….

She is one of the not so rare, but still rare…women who gets paid a million dollars a year or more who gets naked…it’s part of her whole fashion and art hustle.

She is one of the people who I guess inspires all the instagram girls getting naked in similar style shoots, black and white, posing intensely like they are models…and who actually call themselves models in thee process because either some bootleg agency signed them, or because some pervert managed them, or because we live in a bold world where people decide that they are worthy of a title and give themselves that title and the world sort of embraces it. It happens with trans people saying they are women and we have to believe it, but it doesn’t happen with me when I dress as a banana in a banana costume and tell the IRS that I can’t pay taxes because I am a Banana and identify as a banana…that’s the kind of oppression we need to fight as a people….where are my fucking BANANA rights…

Eithr way..Anja Rubik…naked…nice.

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2018

31

Oct

Bella Hadid With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

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Here’s some Bella Hadid holding hands with Naomi Campbell because I guess they are dykes…despite all the coverage Bella Hadid has been giving to The Weeknd lately, probably because he’s their MERKIN…you know because Naomi Campbell and Bella Hadid don’t want to let the world know they are dykes….because I learned this week that a MERKIN is a male beard….you know the dude used to distract people from a background lesbian relationship…in a “she can’t be dyke, she dates the Weeknd, not not the actual weekend, yes I know we all love the weekend it’s the best time of the week but only a few of us actually fuck the weekend she fucks The Weeknd…he’s a songstress from Canada”…

Not that it matters, the world is filled with dykes, it’s a trend now to be in a lesbian relationship you know….

So her spreading her pussy in a deep pussy stretch could be her recovering from that big black cock she’s into (BBC in the porn world)…or it could be her prepping to be fisted because she’s been banged out by BBC is the past and fists are the appropriate size to get the same feeling of fullness…the pussy version of an afternoon at the all you can eat buffet…or maybe none of this matters because she’s some overrated, ugly looking, plastic faced, muppet who only exists cuz she’s a rich bratty whining spoiled girl who has a father who puts importance on models…even low level models he pays the rent for in LA.

I know she’s got fans who find her hot, queer fucks like tranny porn too don’t you?

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2018

31

Oct

Jennifer Lopez Getting Slutty for a Magazine of the Day

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Here’s J.Lo in some magazine wearing the silliest of dresses because it is more of a cape…as it doesn’t really cover 25-50 percent of her…allowing her to show off her fitness and thickness in it’s 50s like she was still in her 20s because a huge amount of money goes into her trying to look as good as she can for as long as she can thanks to being rich and being vain.

This is the kind of photo people will celebrate, they will call fierce and daring and inspiring, partially because the media is fake and sucks up to all these people all the fucking time….I’ve seen it for my entire existence as a blogger…like no one wants to call out an old whore for being an old whore…but instead want to pretend this shamelessness and exhibitionism is empowering…

I remember when I first saw publicist spin stories many years ago and I laughed because the media ran the spun story because they didn’t want to be ousted by the celebrity, network, or whoever else was behind the publicist….they didn’t want to lose advertisers…so they just gave into the powers that be…

Now, I don’t midn this J.Lo in a cape, not all cape wearers are heroes bullshit, but it is a little fucking shameless and attention seeking, like the old lady at the night club showing everyone her pussy to get noticed or entice someone to fuck her…because they are too busy looking at young hot chicks dance…you know what I mean…it’s a Look at me, I’ve sucked mad dick and can do things to you a young girl doesn’t even know exists, only she doesn’t realize that young girls grew up on porn and are WELL aware of what they need to do to get things done…

Here’s a celebration of having a chef, trainer, all the beauty products, strategic cosmetic surgery….and all the other shit J.Lo puts into looking her best at 50….and ideally it acts as inspiration for all girls to wear dresses like this out in public…from Prom to Bar Mitzvahs to Weddings and funerals….integrate this look…

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2018

31

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is out there in Bangkok, doing that whole Thai Lady Boy thing, or probably something rich and obnoxious like backpacking from 5 star resort to 5 star resort like rich college kids do during the summer when their parents want them to learn about the world with their friends and ideally not die in the process…only Lily Rose Depp doesn’t do that whole college thing…it gets in the way of her chilling, her hanging with artists, and learning about what is cool in the world…because she’s lived this life as a Depp that everyone around her is interested in, not just because she wears short shorts and has hard nipples, while being the hottest of the celeb kids, but because Johnny Depp is real fucking famous and anyone and everyone sucking her dick is likely just compelled by her father, making her live in this bubble where she knows that no one, not one single person is genuine, and that all people, even though she’s hot, are after that Depp affiliation….even as Johnny falls the fuck apart…people are still into his baby girl cuz you’re all a bunch of fame loving whores…

So this is her Thai Lady Boy experience Halloween costume…in scarf like old Hollywood glam…mixed with instagram THOT booty shorts and braless tops…a modern take on the classics….

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2018

31

Oct

Julianne Moore Got Them Titties on of the Day

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It’s Halloween, so why not celebrate the costume of the day, we call it Julianne Moore dressed like a VS angel, despite being 100 fucking years old…

I would say that despite being 100 fucking years old, I still find Julianne Moore to be a compelling actress and one of the hotter redheads to exist…

Her claim to fame, as far as I’m concerned is being the first orange pubic hair I had ever seen back when she was in Robert Altman’s Short Cuts…look at me…a little cinephile..which I assume is a guy who jerks off in movie theaters like theatres like they are PEE WEE HERMAN….

Her other claim to fame is being in so many movies, indy movies, that we’ve all seen and loved and seeing her and her great tits, despite being 100 years old doing the VS Model costume is still hot enough to stare at for at least the 3 seconds you spend scrolling over this compelling and inspiring text I just spent all this time crafting to perfection….

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