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2018

Oct

Bella Thorne Half Naked Halloween Erotica of the Day

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Bella Thorne the most important person on instagram according to Bella Thorne was promoting her Halloween party that I tried to get an RSVP to…and that I emailed in for but that was RUDELY ignored…

I wrote:

I am ready to Halloween Party.
I have already built my costume.
It is a giant vagina made of WAGU beef slices
It may smell.
But you may eat it when you get hungry.
It is high grade beef curtains.
TARTAR of PUSSY COSTUMES…

I can also teach you how to pussy dance in my pussy costume made of WAGU beef CURTAINS.

I excite myself to attend your event.

Would you like video proof to see me excite myself for your event!!

Also…will you be selling your previously worn costumes, preferably undergarments.

I have rash on my face from rubbing too much….and by face I mean….wagu beef curtains.

This is what I missed….

and this….

I got nothing back, no invitation or discount priced tickets…rude…but I wasn’t really surprised all these kids are fucking assholes and I’ve been ignored by everyone pretty much my entire existence……

I guess Bella Thorne wasn’t reading the emails anyway, she has groupie interns and assistants for that, while she’s busy being all into herself and promoting herself in the lowest but best and most effective form…getting half naked.

It’s not all these people’s fault that they are narcissistic, society is based on taking pics of yourself in the fucking mirror…that’s what people deem important…

While I deem nudity for no reason important because there was a time when you didn’t get daily half naked celebs….now that shit is everywhere…

What’s interesting is how doughy she’s looking, there was a time she was into fitness erotica and all she’d do is workout, be toned and now…she’s slowly getting fat…girl will learn the sad truth of slowing metabolism, too many carbs booze and other munchies snacks…it’s already starting with the untoned…and will end with the Amy Schumer…where everyone will throw money at her because fat is in…

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2018

Oct

Brazilian Tit Slip and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Woman Dancing in Parking Lot

Dick Massage Leads to Fight – I Think I’ve Seen this Before

Girl Riding the Horn

All Female Gang Fight

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2018

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I used to be judgemental about dudes who would pull their dicks out on the train, bus or in public places. I would hear stories from my wife, which I didn’t believe because she’s ugly…and my stepdaughters and their friends, about being on public transit, looking over their shoulder and seeing a dude wacking off.

There was a time that it was such a regular thing, every woman I knew or met had had it happen to them more than once…it was almost a right of passage for a girl to go through starting at a high school age…

I found it creepy, perverted, awkward and weird….but then I found a support group on the internet and realized that I was just so judgemental about it because I didn’t accept it within myself that it was something I wanted to do….like a redneck hick gay basher who really just wants to suck a dick or get fucked up the ass by a dick….but can’t accept he’s gay until finally giving into his urges when beating a queer, you know hating what you see in yourself in other people, possibly the same reason I hate on celebrity sluts, because I know I wish I could just show my tits for attention…..and money and the good life….and now that gay bashing queer hick lives in fucking Boca or Palm Springs…and runs an antique store…with his partner of 40 years…

So today…thanks to my internet support group, I am going to dress as the public masturbator and blame all consequences of my actions on halloween….anticipating bringing joy to the world while they laugh at my tiny pecker…all in the spirit of Halloween…

Here are some morning links…

Mr Feeny from Boy Meets World Got Home Invaded by Maitland Ward’s Fat Tits I assume
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There are 10 90s Shows Being Rebooted – 9 of Which Should Stay Dead – 1 of Which is Great News because I fucking Love ALF….
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Girls Scares Shoppers with her Flexibility
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Zoe Salmon and her Fishy Tits in a Bikini
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I think this is Sarah Hyland and her Gay Boyfriend on Halloween
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Chrissy Teigen is Disgusting
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Some Maria Kanellis Leaked Nudes
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Driver Makes Last Second Escape from Crane Fail
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Criminals Troll Hotel Manager
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Get Girls Drunk at Your Parties – Then Fuck EM!
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Get Yourself High with this Vape Pen
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2018

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everyday is Halloween for me because in society I am a monster who terrifies everyone serving me, mainly due to my scent….while at home I live with a monster…my obese wife…who is so fat she can’t wipe her own ass and that in and of itself can look like a real crime scene..

But that doesn’t mean that Halloween isn’t one of the most special days of the year, because you can dress like whatever you want, ideally a chronic masturbator, who chronic masturbates to slutty costumes..cuz the world can’t get mad at you for that…you just at the other end of the bar staring at some short skirts with their tits out pulling on your cock like METOO movement never happened…..it’s your costume…and your hobby…and I guess your life…so do us all proud and get arrested for your costume…commit to your costume…that isn’t actually a costume…you’re just a pervert and so am I….and there’s no room in society for us..other than tipping girls on cam sites and signing up to their patreons…except on Halloween…when you can finally matter and live up to all your expectations of yourself..which aren’t high expectations…but they are a man confident in himself enough to listen to his boner and respond to his boner in public, while drunk, staring at other costumes.

It is the Halloween spirit.

Here are some stepLINKS….

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Amber Rose Busty at the Beach
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Lily Rose Depp – Hot on Halloweenhttp://www.popoholic.com/2018/10/30/lily-rose-depp-as-a- CLICK HERE

Hilary Duff Made a Baby….
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Pharrell Williams send a Cease and Desist to Trump!
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Lena Dunham Doesn’t Take Responsibility for her Drug Addiction Cuz She’s a Cunt
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The Woods are Breathing….
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Sofia Vergara Thinks Embryo Lawsuit – Act of Revenge
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Demi Lovato Can’t Sell her Overdose House
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Victoria Hervey Tits and Panties!
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Escalator Crash
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Kylie Jenner Got Mom a 250k Ferrari – cuz they are Rich….
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Package Thefts Public Shaming
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Regret Nothing – Fail…
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Carla Howe – Major Upskirt
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Don McLean Unveils 24 Year Old Girlfriend….
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Man VS Cat – Instant Karma
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Car Rollover….
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Navy Seals Reveal Misconceptions About the Military
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Magpies Swooping at Biker….
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Four Wheeler Mattress Ride Retards
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CNC Machines Bloopers….
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Googles BIGGEST FLOPS
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Some Top Tier CBD for Your Assholes…if you have Asshole Pain….You Asshole…
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Celebs Doing Halloween – in Costume Like the Sluts they Are
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Shanina Shaik Picking Up Dog Shit
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Misty Copeland Ballerina Hot for Premiere
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Olivia Munn Pure Trash for Cosmo
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Amanda Holden Big Cleavage
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Una Healy – Whoever that is Hot Tits
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Mollie King – Worth a Fuck
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Kelly Brook BIG Fat Ass
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Chantel Jeffries Mutant Face in Leggings
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Ronda Rousey is a Tank for WWE
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Really Crazy fucking Ass
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I Dream of Jeannie Big Tits…
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Shower Time with Li Moon
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Nude Photographer and the Hot Nude Girls He Photographs of the Day
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Bonus Booty gallery to Jack Off To That I May have Posted Yesterday But Have Memory Issues CLICK HERE

Just a Trashy Porn Chick Stroking Out in her Porn Life
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Young but Big Titty Drop
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Racist Porn with a Twist
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Slutty Selfies
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Skinny Pussy Stretch
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Slutty Girl with Cheesy Tattooes in Mesh
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Maddy May Lost her Panties
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Pussy Flashing
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Just a Drunk Teen Getting Pissed on – Who Are these People
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Porn Girl Distracted at Work…
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I don’t know who this Greek Bitch is but I see her Vagina
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I still Can’t Believe How Wet She Gets – it is almost Gross…
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Busty Black Amateur Hot Big Tits
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Wet Hair is a Fetish
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Great Tits on Cam
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2018

Oct

Get the Party Started with Party Girls of the Day

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It is Halloween tomorrow, perfect time to be in a party mood, whether you get dressed up or not. It’s just all around fun to get totally fucking wasted beyond any recognition of yourself. You know dropping those inhibitions and just going for it…being the real you, your true self…you know liquid courage that always leads to an adventure…all of my best memories happened when partying….and as an old dried up pervert….I can reflect on the glory days…and think of the parties of yesteryear…with our friends at PERFECTPREGAME

That’s why I’m posting a bunch of picture of girls doing shots, girls who seem to be from the 90s when girls had a good time, because that’s all I could find on the internet…when life was a simpler time.

It is all to help inspire you with some visions of what could be, if you know how to play your cards right….party right and that takes planning and preparation…That is why we encourage you to buy party supplies for the perfect pregame….pre drink…get wasted before going out….so CLICK HERE …..

I believe that even in the era of #MeToo, people can get drunk, have a good time, go mental and have good old fashioned consensual sex….after tits get flashed….because people are crazy and watch too much porn…as long as everyone is playing fair…and responsibly and not acting like perverts who never saw tits before…even if you’ve never seen tits…..

Speaking of tits….here is a drunk party girl…out of control with her huge tits….

I will not like this era shine a bad light on my friend Alcohol….it is and will always be a tasty and fun social lubricant that makes dreams come true…

Just choose the women you get drunk with wisely, so that you can’t be brought down as the creep we all know you are..because they are into getting down and partying….I don’t condone perverted behavior unless the other people involved are only mildly uncomfortable with it….

All this to say….what better way to get a party started than to be ready for the party….with Alcohol infusion kits, shot glasses, flasks, and even some kids for you stoners.

It’s a great gift, but better to have for yourself…..you know to party with…

Visit PERFECTPREGAME and use code “stepfather” for a surprise DISCOUNT!!

Here are the pics of party girls partying….

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Here are girls with weed….because they also have weed supplies for weed parties…and weed can be fun too!

For the weed partiers trying to get their smoke on right try the Rolling Machine Stoner Kit or the other SMOKERS KITS

Now the pics:

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2018

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Does the Pussy Stretch of the Day

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Sometimes – you just need to stretch that pussy.

Especially when you’re trying to get noticed thanks to your dad never loving you….because you remind him of your mother even though Kim Bassinger would likely be offended if anyone ever told her that her daughter Ireland looked like her….which isn’t to say she’s ashamed to be her mother or that she doesn’t see the beauty only a mother sees..it’s that Ireland Baldwin is pretty fucking big, and it would be offensive to call a vain person like her mom something like that….

I don’t know what her social media strategy has been, but we’ve seen her try everything….that this low level naked shit fits nicely, even if Ireland doesn’t fit nicely into much because she’s so big….

I find the bikini beach shit everyone doing like they are Alexis Ren…that Ireland started her IG career with dull, played out and everywhere….I found the militant lesbian who fucked a black girl who raps about being raped by men a little dark and ghetto….while low lever staged nudes…that shit is obviously lacking creativity and in as many places as the beach shit everyone does…but it’s more softcore pornographic and what we know from porno is that even low budget low concept shit can be jerked off to..

I know Ireland wanted to be an influencer and Hailey the Jesus loving one took her shine….but there’s still hope for her…I believe…and support whatever is going on here.

I can’t tell what is going on here because she has me blocked on all her social media accounts…which almost hurts my soul…

Ireland Baldwin Slutty Halloween Custome Legs Spread

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2018

Oct

Disgusting and Unwanted Chrissy Teigen Fat Pussy Slip of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is like a Kardashian, in that she’s not hot, she’s fat, but thanks to fucking Kanye related talent, she’s relevant…only the Kardashians’ were relevant before they fucked Kanye….where as Chrissy Teigen only exists because she found some dude on the brink of breaking out who was Kanye’s childhood friend…and who had everything lined up to break out….John Legend….and she trapped him, fucked his wallet, and brain washed him into thinking she was there before he hit, even though she knew what she was doing, while all the other girls after him are just there cuz he’s famous….you know so that he felt some loyalty to her and her big tits that were once in SI Swim before she became a fat housewife with a social media account…

She’s a reminder that everything is based on timing…lives change because of timing and her timing worked out great for her…

She’s blocked me on all her social media, she sent her army after me when I encouraged her to kill herself before her twitter went viral and got her celebrated as some authority on things…like Bieber eating is Burrito sideways…always there to talk about trending things to get noticed….you strategic pig.

Being blocked by her is a gift, so I don’t need to remember she exists, no matter how hard she tries to get noticed….

Her pussy slip, fat mom panty slip, whatever this is…is not a gift cuz she’s old and looks like a Korean lady working the counter at the convenience store and she’s not even Korean…which is weird but more importantly – gross…so gross….i guess this is what pussy looks like when it’s fucked a wallet raw.

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2018

Oct

Bebe Rexha Got Them TItties On Of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is disgusting but like all fat chicks who are seeing success DESPITE being fat chicks….which goes against all fucking scientific research I have put into my life work of judging whores like I work at Miss America Pageant from the comfort of my couch that either gave me scabies….or bed bugs…I mean you get what you pay for or some shit right, I found this fucking thing outside a housing project a few years ago and it’s been bad…someone totally died on it…yet I’d rather mount this thing that Bebe Rexha…the fucking pig singer who is always out of breath and who shouldn’t be famous because she’s fat…I am a fat hater…despite being fat…but you don’t see me song-and-dancing around like a drag queen Bebe Rexha…

Nice costume though…real subtle use of the only thing good about being fat….

The question remains – how is this a popstar? I feel like with live in an alternate universe.

Here’s her fat ass

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2018

Oct

Metisha Shaefer Little Wet Bikini of the Day

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According to the internet or instagram Metisha Shaefer is a “German Ethnic Model and Acress” and according to her bio she “Speak 5 languages” but doesn’t really know how to spell speaks 5 languages in English…because she missed an S…which isn’t a big deal…I write bullshit all day and make mistakes all day and I only know how to speak English…but if I was writing a post on how good I am at English…I’d make sure to google translate a little harder and better.

She’s in a bikini, her nipple is out, I figure why not post a Zombie looking bitch, like the Zombie looking bitch I saw in her sweatsuit leaving a MEDI SPA earlier today…her face all swollen and disgusting….her fake ass visible from the way her pants fit from the front…and I just said…how do these people think they look good…

THey are fucking monsters…legit monsters all on the CAT LADY hustle…here are the tits.

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2018

Oct

Olivia Culpo Nude Bikini Snake Charmer of the Day

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Olivia Culpo has the life goal is to be a football wife….and she has leveraged social media to get there….

She didn’t want to just be some interchangeable blow up doll that athletes typically use, she wanted to have a name or career of her own….so she started posting slutty fashion pics to her instagram and followers racked up….enough to get her to the right parties or to DM the athletes she wants to fuck…to fuck….her insta is now like a higher end dating site where she is the only girl…and her followers and her paid gigs make her seem like less a mooch while still a mooch…

This is her maintaining her important position while her NFL boyfriends cheat on her as Athletes do, boys being boys….when they are rich.