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Bianca Censori’s Epic Tits Out of the Day

Bella Hadid Instagram Face Has her Tits Out of the Day

Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2018

Oct

Old Lady Kristen Bell’s Creeper Sports Bra Erotica of the Day

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I am not a fan of Kristen Bell, and I know my opinion really doesn’t matter, but this is a blog, like a teenage girl in 2001, and I am allowed to write my fucking feelings down.

This is not a blog that pretends to be an investigative reporting platform to release real journalism in a well sourced and well researched way….with articles reporters work days or months on. Who’s got time or budget for that…

This is just a posting of the latest sluts in Hollywood are doing, and Kristen Bell, in her 40 years of being an actor, has solidified that position for herself…

There’s something magical with voyeurism, watching unsuspecting, or people pretending to be unsuspecting, but who know they are being watched….whether it’s at the gym, the gym showers, on a fire escape looking into a hot woman you followed home’s room, or not…it’s always fun….

But Kirsten Bell, all old and shit, makes it sad…I mean if I am going to be a pervert and watch a bitch through a window, I’d rather her mom gut not be hanging over her leggings…

Fitness can be hot, even old lady fitness…like that time I came myself jerking off in the corner of a Senior Aquafitness class at the YMCA….

But Kristen Bell cannot…maybe it is Dax, maybe it’s aging, maybe it’s the fact she’s average white and typical american looking…or maybe it’s the gunt…what I am saying is..this is really nothing great.

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2018

Oct

Pregnant Margot Robbie of the Day

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Here’s Margot Robbie all pregnant and shit, because she’s an actress who takes her role as Sharon Tate real fucking seriously, and knows that if she doesn’t actually have a real baby cut out of her, she’s not a good enough actor to pull it off or make it believable.

So for the love of her craft and the love of getting Oscar nominations despite just being some slutty Australian girl who was in the right place at the right time and America decided to make her one of their top stars….she went out there to prepare for her role by having pervert directors / rapists cum in her…like the real Sharon Tate….only to prep for the execution of said baby when the murder scene shoots…so that the tears are real….the screams real…

It’s Hollywood, they can get away with murder and Tarantino is a sick fuck who supports this behavior…

I guess what I am trying to get at is that America likes blonde chicks, because Margot Robbie exists.

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Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2018

Oct

Jessica Lee Buchanan’s Titty for an Instagram Shoot of the Day

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JESSICA LEE BUCHNAN is some model in some hipster instgram looking shoot…titties out, panties out, in a messy bedroom, so high concept…

She is a “Proud South African” whatever that means, I mean it could mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people. To some it could mean the same as saying she’s a “white power” enthusiast, because of that whole Apartheid shit…relevant in today’s American political climate….

Maybe she’s proud because of the high AIDS rate which is no longer a death sentence.., or maybe because of SHARKS since there are sharks everywhere.., or maybe she’s really into legless Olympic heroes taking out their girlfriend….or maybe she likes to Safari…

Maybe she lives in LA and it’s an angle to say she’s proud of her roots, without actually having to live in South Africa….

WHO KNOWS..but girls getting naked for free…is always a good LOL to me….cuz I know dudes would be paying for this….

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2018

Oct

Who Whored it Better? Madison Beer VS Olivia Culpo in a Titty Top of the Day

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Who Whored it Better?

Madison Beer?

OR –

Olivia Culpo?

In a Titty TOP?! So Exciting…The bigger tits always win…

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Posted in:Madison Beer|Olivia Culpo|SFW

2018

Oct

Sara Sampaio and Stella Maxwell TIt on Tit of the Day

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This titty pic of Sara Sampaio may already be out there and old news, I don’t actually pay attention and post a lot of the same shit twice. It’s called being a sloppy, disorganized, blogger who likes to drink.

That said, I find it interesting that Sara Sampaio is titty out in this pic, pretty much dick on dick with Stella Maxwell, who you may know as the Hollywood Model Dyke who fucks and dates Hollywood girls you didn’t know were dykes, because you didn’t want to believe they were dykes, even though everything about them, from their lesbian haircut to their jeans screamed dyke, because you were blinded by the Twilight Saga…and truly believed in her Robert Pattison love affair….even though nothing on TV is real…

That’s not what I find interesting…I find it interesting that last year she went on a media tour, Sara Sampaio not Stella Maxwell who’s media tours involve a different tactic to be relevant called fucking famous chicks, where Sara Sampaio’s involve whining about being published nude in photos she signed off on, claiming assault…yet when VS, the people at Victoria’s Secret say “pull your tit out trick, we pay you lots and can end you”…she does it no complaints…seems bullshit to me…but there’s tits out so that’s good.

A step in the right direction.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|Stella Maxwell

2018

Oct

Kendall Jenner’s Nipples of the Day

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I hate doing posts on anything Kardashian. I love doing posts on see through shirts with no bra on underneath.

I am old. I am from an era of fort knox level security detail to get to a woman’s tits. We had bras, sometimes with sports bras over them, and undershirts, and button down shirts, and sweaters and jackets..making getting at the tit impossible….

So when braless became a trend like it was the 70s again, I had to be a fan, and when shirts got see through, and didn’t just get see through with the camera flash….I felt like we wre really getting somewhere as a people….

So here we are now, free nipples, post nipples, feminist no longer protesting porn for being misogynisitic but claiming it’s feminist and getting naked and joining in on it…it’s like we are in an alternate universe.

But the fame whores tend to be the ones we hate…part of families we hate…doing what they do to make more money doing it…and it leaves me torn…do I post this trash or ignore it like it didn’t happen to do my part to make the world a better place.

As it turns out, the tits always win.

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2018

Oct

Ashlee Simpson in a Magazine Being Slutty of the Day

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Ashlee Simpson wasn’t relevant when she was relevant, if you know what I mean.

She only existed as a product of her sister, you know the kind of younger sister who just assumes she is entitled to what the older sister has, by default, because she’s born into the same family….and the family feel bad that she’s got none of the talent or appeal of the older sister…but encourage her anyway so that she doesn’t feel neglected…when she should just be happy her older sister has allowed her to have this good life without having to work or be an entertainer….eventually having her lip synch fail on SNL…and fading away, forgotten, to raise a Pete Wentz baby, who at the time was a big deal….and now fuck Diana Ross’ son who only exists because his mom is Diana Ross….his name not actually Ross, because his dad was not a Ross, but it gets you further when you’re a rich entitled twat…his dad was a mountaineer named Arne Næss Jr. who was worth over 600 million dollars, which is how Mountaineers have sex with Diana Ross….and why his kids who don’t use his name professionally have lots of stupid money and just do this for fun….

Well, as it turns out, magazines and social media like to follow people who were, or people associated to famous people, giving Ashlee Simpson the ability to finally be her own performer, her own person, and she’s doing it by trying to be slutty and seductive in some husband softcore porn, that looks like a cheesy instagram shoot, because it pretty much is….as nothing is original or exciting…but I guess Ashlee Simpson being slutty is hilarious and I like to fancy myself a comedy site before a porn site…so take in this desperation….and encourage it, because it is important to encourage all women to pretend to be intense, sexual, model bitches with their posing…

I mean she’s 34 and looking better than she did at 24…..thanks face injections I guess…

Posted in:Ashlee Simspon|SFW

2018

Oct

Hot Couple Fuck on Side of Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Homeless Lady Washing her Pad

Girl Living the Club Life

Dude Almost lost Towed Equipment

Drugged Out Dude

Idiot Punches Cop – Gets Hit By Truck

ANTIFA vs Wheel Chair Lady

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s nice to know that people are still idiots who don’t understand the internet and believe everything they see.

Yesterday, while scrolling facebook, or what I like to call HELL, I saw at least 3 people post totally fake stories that were zero true with captions like “This makes me feel good”…or “Humans are Amazing”….

And I was like “Bro…that’s CGI….or BRO…that’s not a real story”…

I had a friend try to convince me he saw some product on Shark Tank that was clearly some spam clickbait scam…..that had some fake site with a picture of girls from Shark TAnk…and dude TOTALLY thought he saw it on Shark Tank…and not on some fake site.

I’ve been on the internet since 1995, and always thought it was a joke and that nothing on it was real….except the nudes…but other people, the mainstream who are idiots don’t realize it.

I see it all the time!!

Jennifer Garner Got New Dick
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Sigourney Weaver Topless in 1986
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Sluts at a Classy Porno Party
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Dumb Fucking Shit Restaurant
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Katie Price Arrested on Suspicion of Drunk Driving
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Titty Outfit of the Day
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Woman Falls in Pool But Keeps Smiling
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Bridge Beam Winds Up Mountain Road
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Facebook is Fucked Bro…
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Brad Cooper’s Very Rich Person House
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Naked Girls with Computers – The Photo Series
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2018

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I would say that thanks to social media a bunch of unqualified idiots are talking revolution, down with the patriarchy, that shit has gone viral and is spreading to the mainstream, where more and more idiots who haven’t got the mental capacity for any of this, but are rather better suited to shop at Urban Outfitters and listen to the radio….but I like to pretend I don’t see these armies of darkness form…

I hate that I can’t focus on what’s important in the world, like staring at vaginas so intensely that you know how many wrinkles and crinks their are in each labia….

I woulds say that all this noise is getting in the way of staring at vaginas…but the unqualified idiots starting their revolution are also getting naked, full naked, pussy out, calling themselves a Pussy Army, or Pussy Posse like they were Leo and Toby and E from Entourage, to help start the revolution…

So as more and more women are irritating with their misinformed politics that are as passionate about as women in the 50s were passionate about dish soap and washing machines, the more and more women are showing us all their cunt….it’s like back in the day you had to pay bitches to get naked, now you just have to listen to their nonsense to see them naked…..which I guess makes it more of an ad supported content piece where the ad is their words of fucking wisdom or Ad Council messaging….the pre-roll ad before you youtube video..only the pussy hole version…

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Cardi B – on Beating Up Nicki Minaj
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Gun Range Kicks Out Idiots Taking Selfies
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Some Whore Named Jesy Nelson’s Drunken Boob Slip
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Bella Hadid’s Useless Underboob
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Helen Brigs TITS!
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Cardi B Keeps Getting Arrested – But is Still Able to Travel
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The Best View You Will See of Space X
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Marisa Papen Nude in Israel
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Kendall Jenner TITs
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Apple’s Genius Bar Quotes a Dude 1200 dollars to fix a bent pin…
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Car Horn of the Day
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Dumb MEME of the Day
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Marc Anthony Didn’t Pay his Made for Years
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James Gunn Writing Suicide Squad 2
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Little Girl Boxes a Tree Down
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Leopard Attacks Man Fucking with it
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Dude Takes his Girl on a Ride on the Wing Suit….fucking mental cases
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Why Instagram is Ruining Your Life…
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Stripper Zola is Getting her Own Movie…
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Mother Dumps Newborn in Trash on the Way to Work
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Ben Afleck Dumped his Whore
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Man Found Guilty of Pushing People into the Tracks
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NYC Rat VS Cat
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Bethany Joy Lenz – Whoever That Is….
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Ashley Tisdale Busted Face
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Kaley Cuoco’s Women’s Health Spread
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Anna Kendrick in a Dress – Ugly
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Old and Tired and Desperate Rat Cow
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Ashley James in a Skirt
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Taylor Hill Legs….
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Behati Prinsloo May Have Awful Taste in Men – but She is Hot
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Natalie Dormer in a Dress…
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Tamsin Egerton in Dress,,,
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Priyanks Worth a Fuck….
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Aubrey Plaza You Like…
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Fat Ass Kardashian….
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Miranda Kerr Legs….
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Carisha Fine Body
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This Naked Blonde Chick in Nature is Named Hloya…
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Stripper Fucks Some Old Guy’s Foot
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Amateur WHo Calls Herself Naturally BRaless
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Big Tits Dropped Out of a Sheer Bra
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Riding Car Shifter
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A Good Titty Bounce Video
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Amateur Titty Reveal
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Before Porn – Priya Rai was a Nude Model
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Cops VS Some Bitch Who Bites
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The Weirdest Nude Beach Video You will Ever See
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This Larissa Chick is AMazing
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I don’t know if you care – but Maitland Ward Sucked a Dick
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AMateur Boob Squeezer
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Masturbating Chick with Cum on her Tits
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THis Naked Nancy is Fantastic
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Nude Model Posing Nude in the Desert
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