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Bella Thorne Titty in Paris of the Day

Pixie Lott Pushing Up The Tits of the Day

Kendall Jenner Wore a Nipple Dress for Fashion of the Day

Did Heather Graham Have Real Sex in Nowhere of the Day

Pregnant Margot Robbie’s Sheer Shirt of the Day

2018

Oct

Jordyn Jones Bikini Covered in Mud of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a young slut from the internet. She may have mainstream coverage, maybe her mom January Jones and dad Tom Jones put some money behind her Youtube Channel…or hooked her up with meetings with old timers trying to connect with the youth to star in the shitty content they produce. I don’t really know the answer, I just know she exists…is a child dancer…and perverts like her.

She is what I guess is the new generation, you know Cheesy looking, like modern day Disney Kid without the Disney co-sign, even if this one may have the co-sign, I don’t know….I just know they put out cheesy looking instagram content that is all pretty slutty, soft sell slutty, because no one wants to admit they are a full slut, unless they have a Feminist agenda they learned about watching a Youtube Tutorial on women’s study…you know a vague concept of what Feminism is…but at least it comes with slutty.

So everything this generation does is in bikini…and I like bikini and the older I get the more I appreciate anything young in a bikini so long as it is not fat…I do remember a time when I was more discriminatory about bikinis, I’d be like that hot chick is so fucking lame in all that she does I can see through her bullshit and want nothing to do with that…or that chick isn’t as hot as she thinks she is – even in her bikini FUCK HER…

But the older I get, the more disconnected from what is cool and what isn’t cool I get, the more I can appreciate just staring at a half naked body, despite her music being pure fucking junk…because her and everyone else is just low grade clickbait you want to buy the panties of off Craigslist…you sick fuck.

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2018

Oct

Jennifer Lopez Instagram Thot in a Bikini of the Day

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The nice thing about watching women age on social media, even women who jack up their faces with shit to stay younger, who spend their days in the gym to stay fit, who have hired the best fitness and diet team to keep her hot, because she’s just that vain, vapid and narcissistic, that instead of throwing in the towel and saying “I am ready to cut the losses, detach from the celebrity, chill out on all the money in all my houses”….but instead screams “they still like me, they still throw money at me, they still care about me, this is the best Menopause Ever”..a menopause she clearly likes to put into a bikini…thanks to proper medical supervision because you know this bitch is like a science experiment trying everything to stay as young as hot as possible…but eventually nature wins and either her insides rot out, and her face ends up manly and weird like most elderly women…you can’t fool all of us, even if she’s been fooling all of us to have this celebrity she’s got all these years…

Well she’s in a bikini, doing the instagram whore, brining hope to all toe 50 year olds out there that they too can be hot sexy bitches half naked like their leader or idol J.Lo.

Garbage.

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2018

Oct

Farrah Abraham Pussy Slip of the Day

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Is a pussy slip still considered a pussy slip…when you’ve already seen a dick in the pussy’s host body’s ass….

I do believe…a pussy slip is still a pussy slip…whether on a fake ass that we’ve seen get fucked before it was a fake ass…

When it was just Farrah Abraham, a slutty teen who got knocked up from all her slutty teen sex she had to make up for that vile face…slutty teen sex that got her on TV, in her developmental years, which in and of itself is terrible for someone’s soul, because peaking that young makes it hard to maintain…which I guess for perverts like us worked out all right because instead of her becoming a host on the View..she became a sex worker…..something I encourage all women become…to really matter in the world.

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2018

Oct

Woman Tries to Shit in a Dumpster – Ends Up THrowing Her Trashy Ass out and Other Videos of the Day

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UK Trash Gets Knocked the Fuck Out

Fat Man Loses Pants on Ride

Bus Driver of the Day

Girl Lights Store on Fire

Drunk Driver Rear Ends a Guy and Continues Drinking his Beer

Dude on Drugs of the Day

Idiot Truck Driver

Seagull is Ready to be Fed

Dad Beats Kid with Wrench for stealing 7500 from him

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2018

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with the people who hate the political correct tone of the world is that the majority of them are christians and they only apply the fight on political correctness to being able to fight off trannies and other things but not to fight for the right for network advertisers to advertise along exposed tits which would have come in handy 14 years ago when i started this site and actually had traffic to it ….

Yes, I am using my blog to whine like a teen girl, because Blogs are what Teen Girls are into and really I am just like everyone on social media, because that seems to be the general mood of the internet…a place to fucking whine…and hate people who aren’t like you….it’s annoying as an outsider…but people seem to like it.

This applies to the racists who see Trump as a protector of their racism, and the left who hate people aren’t on the left, which is the equivalent to racism….but they don’t see that militant lesbian anger directed at someone for who they voted for or what they believe is the equivalent to White Supremacy….it’s not very open minded…I thought the whole concept behind liberal is being open minded…

The good thing about Social Media, as a fat guy who keeps getting fatter, too fat for clothes even, is that I can still celebrate Halloween and see all the slutty costumes, more slutty costumes than I would see if I was out there getting drunk, so it’s not all bad….you know helping reclusives be reclusives can’t be a bad thing.

Brandi Glanville Has a Fist Fight…
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Manny Machado Being an Asshole
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Halloween Store Scare
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Dumbass of the Day
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Gigi Hadid Metal Titty….
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Hot Devil Worshipping Celebs in Halloween Costumes
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Witch Places Curse on Kavanaugh
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Pigging Out on Pumpkin
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Slender Man-ikin
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Hot Halloween Costumes!
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Hey Dick, Here’s PERFECT PRE GAME KITS For All you Drunk Party Sluts…you want to get DRUNKER
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Yo Loser. Get a Fucking Vape Pen Now….
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2018

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is always funny seeing old fat party girls – in their near 40s – hitting the clubs for Halloween…

It is Halloween, and old fat party sluts who spend their days as moms, will be out showing off that Pilates Yoga Fitness Keto Diet body…thanks to a sitter and slutty costumes and it will be embarrassing…drunk and probably easy to fuck in the bar bathroom..

American people may come across as racists, both Democratic and Republican, not because you are all divided, because maybe it’s just human nature to not trust people who aren’t officially your own…not your own American….so you tun on immigrants because it makes you uneasy or whatever, but clearly those people aren’t into sex workers…..because if they were they would know the Russians, the Asians and the Dominican girls who are all here illegally are far better than the Native Americans, you know the non immigrants and not just because they have all their teeth and don’t smell of seal meat…and huffing agents….but because they put more effort into it…and you don’t feel like you’re taking advantage of them because the white man stole their land and left them disenfranchised forced to whore for drugs they are addicted to….white man drugs….

Point being – here are some stepLINKS…

Crazy Woman Throws Hot Coffee in Clerk’s Face
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Tyler the Creator Totaled his Tesla because he was sucking dick at the wheel….
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Gigi Hadid – Full Tit
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Hard Nipples on Some Whore
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Motorcycle Rips Bumper Off Car….
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Dakota Johnson – Slut Dress
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Leo’s GF and her Big Tits
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Julia Roberts – TOo Old for Movies
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JLo’s Fake Engagement…
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McDonalds Re-Releases the McRib
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MADTV Inspired Costume – Stuart and his Mom – Remember That?
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Boat Off Roading
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Dr Phil On TV Until 2023….yay…
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Kangaroo Gets Last Laugh
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Handcuffed Woman Steals Cop Car…
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Sports Knockout
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Farrah Abraham’s Bikini Shoot
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Johnny Depp Won’t Be Involved in Pirates ReBoot….that Doesn’t Need a Reboot…
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12,000 Dollar Flying Surfboard
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Video of Sleep Paralysis….
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Busy Philips is So Ugly
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Ellen Dick Sucking the Kardashians
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Everything Streaming on TV in Novmember….
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Idiot Swings off 300,000 Dollars Sculpture
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This Intimacy COordinator Job on Movie Sets Seems Hilarious
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1 Punch Knockout Cop
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Guy Flips Off Police and Crashes
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Walmart Brawl
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Kids Doing ASMR is Weird
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TIT SLIP
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Hot Halloween Costumes!
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Hey Dick, Here’s PERFECT PRE GAME KITS For All you Drunk Party Sluts…you want to get DRUNKER
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Yo Loser. Get a Fucking Vape Pen Now….
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Katy Perry – Huge Tits in Vinyl
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Lydia Hearst at some Event in Costume
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Jojo and her Monster Tits
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Victoria Hervey has her Tits Out
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J.Lo in Leggigns
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Rita Ora’s Least Sexy Costume
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Young Slut of the Day
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Tallia Storm – Fat
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Lily Rose Depp is Amazing
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Kayley Cuoco – Fake Tits in Leggigns
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Amazing Titty Flash Fail
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Girl Shoves APples in her Asshole
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Squirting Girl
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SEXY NAKED MAID
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Two Videos to Make You Quit Porn
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Big Fucking Titty Drop
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The Drippiest Pussy EVER
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13 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Girl Plays with Herself
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Sofi Ryan – Sheer Lingerie
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Girls Peeing on the Beach
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Mia is Naked in Some Hipster Shoot and It’s Hot….
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The Puffy Nips Gallery
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There is a Butt Plug in her Ass
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Insane Porn Videos
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Sara Louise Retro Titty Flash
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Saskia has Amazing Tits in this Nude Shoot
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Girls Who Can Make Any Dude Love Them
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People who are Too Drunk
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Clio Strips on the Boardwalk
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Nice AsS Spread
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Naked for the Food Delivery….Amazing
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Hot Tits with Wet Hair
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Carmen Fills Herself up with Everything
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Trashy Naked Chick
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The Making of a Fake Booty
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2018

Oct

Iggy Azalea At It Again in Lingerie of the Day

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Iggy Azalea – was an undocumented IMMIGRANT working ILLEGALLY in your country for many years before finally getting her visa in 2013….stealing jobs from you Americans…and mooching off your system better than you…eventually becoming trash that gets naked for attnetion on the internet with her stupid fake ass..or fake stomach..either way fake….on all fronts…

Iggy Azalea is clearly an identity crisis…but I guess it works for her…because know who this old tired bitch from Australia is…or at least who she pretends to be….a rapper not a rap-ist….She’s stright from Australia, pretends she moved to Miami at 16 to STRIP…sure she fucking did…cuz all underage Miami strippers end up with record deals you fucking liar.

I know strippers…and she isn’t a stripper no matter how half naked she gets or is….that’s just for attention, to get noticed, to get people paying attention to her because her talent and her whole concept/ music is dated and boring….

I distinctly remember meeting a random girl on the street, eventually chatting about strip clubs, to which she said she always wanted to strip, something you never hear because even strippers hate stripping, and I offered her my help because I had spent the better part of my 20s in a stripclub, often multiple times a day, because my boss at the pharmacy I worked at, was embezzling money and spending it on taking the young workers out for lap dances, which now that I think of it…is a little bit #metoo the homo version which I think is #yesplease…..so I went home and wrote up a 15 page guide to stripping, from they type of BUSH to have to the way to cocktease men…and we had our stripper educational session…where all I learned was how to get herpes…and where she probably learned that she never wanted to become a stripper…because dancing naked for some pervert in his apartment is awkward especally when he cums inside you….imagine a whole room of perverts like that! No thanks.. I wonder if I’m a dad?

Either way, IGGY or PIGGY as she prefers to be called, is getting half naked with Pizza like a MEME from 3 years ago….when instagram sluts were just getting started…..

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2018

Oct

Bella Hadid Big Tits New Face of the Day

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I do not accept Bella Hadid as a model, despite what the rest of the world, and the fashion industry thinks…or the money she makes…

I see some tranny looking rich kid with face injection, so many face injections, who was never hot growing up, but that the industry has decided is a look, thanks to her being rich, having a sister pulling the same rich kid scam as her, and friends who are the Jenners and big black dicked boyfriends who are the biggest songstresses of the year at least two yeears ago..

Watching her do her walk with her fake tits pushed up, and her face all done up, giving her all kinds of edges I don’t think I like…is funny because it’s something she practiced from a young age when they decided modeling was the best life they could life since school is boring and careers are boring….

It’s always the ugly ducklings who have something to prove….and for some reason the whole thing, her success is both offensive and silly but luckily for her…the world likes to suck up to people with all the followers…and it leads to her being “relevant”…when clearly being dog shit.

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2018

Oct

Katie Cassidy Nude Bikini of the Day

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KATIE CASSIDY is a bottom of the barrel actress…who you don’t care about because you don’t know who she is….or who you do care about because celebrity fans are fucking weird and committed….

I did watch Partridge Family when it was on TV, because I am old. It was a pretty dumb show but her dad was on it, one of the most important characters on it, at least to the perverts….he was the “Teen Hearthrob”…. before becoming a drunk who makes hot daughters in whoever Katie Cassidy’s mom is……

I guess that Partridge money allows his girl, Katie, to spend her days in bikinis on the beach like some kind of idiot with nothing better to do…because she’s got nothing better to do….that’s called being rich and having a connected dad, even if he’s pretty forgotten, he’s from an era when there were only 3 channels so people know him and give his girl casting call sessions if asked…that’s how Hollywood works.

But as it turns out, David Cassidy is already dead, he died last year…and before he died he said:

“I’ve never had a relationship with her. I wasn’t her father. I was her biological father but I didn’t raise her. She has a completely different life. I’m proud of her. She’s very talented. It’s hard for me to even accept how old she is now.”

WHICH MEANS DADDY ISSUES!!!!

SO – I do appreciate that she’s out there in a bikini though, a little needing to go for a swim….cuz the paparazzi are there…because I know she craves that male attention she never got from her dad and that’s wonderful…

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2018

Oct

Halsey Hard Nipples in a Bra of the Day

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Look Halsey, who is following Rita Ora’s lead of “If I claim my black roots, and I don’t mean the roots of my nappy black hair, because I am black, while showing up to every event half naked, while posting to my social media half naked, people will celebrate me, because despite being white and my marketing hustle slutty, they can’t give me a hard time because that is racist”….

What I know is that along with posing slutty, half naked, with her tits out, walking around in a bra all while looking as manly as PINK, Halsey, part of the EDM movement of kids having no taste in actual talent or music skills…because computers make that computer videogame sounds….can become famous and is becoming famous…so get used to seeing her around cuz she’s here….walking around in a bra cuz LA is just that HOT when the paparazzi are nearby…

Fame seeking gutter trash getting rich…all while having no musculature you’d expect being a black woman….because she’s dumpy white trash whether her dad is black or not…you cultural appropriator.

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