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2018

29

Oct

X-Tina Performs of the Day

It must really be halloween – because Christina Aguilera has dusted off her fat mom pussy, squeezed it into a bunch of costumes…and proceeded to perform in LA this past weekend….Her thighs…as terrifying as most 40 year old mom thighs…she’s definitely not dressed like the Slender Man this year…but instead..like someone who ate the Slender Man…

Now give this bootleg Mariah Carey a pizza to replenish the calories lost on stage.

I wonder what kind of cheese that outfit smells like now…I’m thinking Blue Cheese.

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2018

29

Oct

Slutty Pre Halloween Roundup of the Day

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It is Halloween on Wednesday, as you heathen evil supporters already know with celebrating your pagan events and death like the bad Christians you are….

It is the time of year we used to be excited about, because there was a period in time where people weren’t all sluts, and didn’t celebrate Halloween everyday with their social media, where they could be sluts in costumes any day of the year. There was a time when people weren’t jacking up their faces with injections and fillers to permanently be in costume for their feed….

There was that minute of time when Social media existed, but not everyone was a slut on social media yet….so their costumes were exciting. You could see the conservative coffee shop worker, or co-worker, or family memeber who you’d never see half naked…fully half naked…leading to masturbation.

Now, it’s just like every other day….but I’ll post them anyway.

So here are some of the best costumes that happened so far…you know since it was the Halloween Weekend, pre-Halloween, and these assholes try to milk it as hard as they can….

Ariel Winter as Pam Anderson and her hard nipples as Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface

Demi Rose Mawby as a slut

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Eiza Gonzalez Latex Pussy

Halsey in a Poison Ivy thong

Ireland Baldwin Bloody Tits

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Kendall Jenner Pink Panty FemBot

Lily Rose Depp Black Panties and a Whip

Nicky Hilton as Paris Hilton with them titties out

Olivia Munn as Kim Kardashian

Paris Hilton Slutty Furby

Sarah Hyland Hiding her Stomach Scars as a Taco

Vanessa Morgan Riverdale Slutty Witch

Victoria Justice Slutty Ouija Board

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2018

29

Oct

Emma Roberts Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know why I think Emma Roberts is great, but I do and have for a long time. It could be because she’s skinny. It could be because she’s a rich kid who was pretty much set for life just being named a Roberts. It could be because her dad is Eric Roberts who you know threw away his career after his Oscar win, and thus probably wasn’t a solid dad, at least not a solid influence…leading to Daddy issues, which are erotic to anyone who has ever had sex with a girl with daddy issues…it’s wonderful how they take out their pain on your dick…until you fall for them and they are onto the next old fuck to satisfy their emptiness…

It could just be that she’s hot…sometimes you don’t need a reason to stare at a skinny famous chick in a bikini…you just need to stare.

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2018

29

Oct

Nick Minaj – Titty Play – of the Day

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The nice thing about the state of the world being so porned up and porno influenced – is that everyday idiots who you know are sluts, get to be the sluts they want to be. They get to produce their own clickbait being sluts….in this case grabbing their tits…because it is socially accepted and normal…it’s nothing they feel shame about…clickbait is real and it’s everywhere…and we all support it…

So Nicki Minaj Titty play on mute features her big Kardashian looking tits, which is the direction she has taken her career, especially after rebranding herself with big fake tits and a big fake ass as some sex symbor….instead of just being the fat black clown she started out as when they found her in acting school…

And we get to watch a girl play with her tits in a selfie video, that 10 years ago would have been left in her PHOTOBOOTH folder on her macbook computer…but now…we all get in on

I am just mad that it hasn’t really become full porno on instagram…I still haven’t seen a famous person rub one out like you were her Seeking Arrangements match paying her to rub one out…but it will happen…the next Kardashian Sex tape is probably already in the works being brokered with Zuckerberg that pervert….

Which reminds me…all these killings are so fucking distorted, going after a 97 year old granny cuz you hate Jewish people for whatever reason…while the Kardashians walk freely with their pile of money..and are ACTUALLY out there ruining the world…what the fuck America..am I the only one who thinks some people are worthy of being targeted by homeland psychos…and they all live and work in Hollywood…

Leave the normals just living our shitty lives the fuck alone…and go after the real evil….

Either way, tits from a weird angle…on a celeb…you like that.

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2018

29

Oct

Delilah Belle Hamlin Pussy Slip for Halloween of the Day

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Delilah Belle Hamlin is Lisa Rina’s slutty daughter – who is obviously being encouraged by her mother – resources being thrown at her to help her build up her audience and become an influencer. When you’re a low level Soap Opera level actress, you are the right level of vapid cunt to pass on that behavior to your kids. Plus this is how Hollywood kids live and work and make a name for themselves…social media..it would be doing their daughter a disservice if you were to get her an education…and not encourage her to be always half naked because half naked gets attention and therefore has become mainstream and respectable…leave your house..nipples are everywhere…

So this is how social media works, half naked, so people don’t have to actually work….makes sense to me…it’s far better than when other things went mainstream…like the Gap Khakis….or Blink 182…and Skateboarding…which works for me –

When the mainstream goes down this dark and lonely road of being half naked…we are all lucky and can celebrate…

That said, this is hardly a pussy slip, but more of a frontal wedgie, cameltoe, vedgie…for the vegans…who are as mainstream as the naked girls on social media…be naked and be vegan….it’s the internet…and it’s young vaginas in outfits you’d like to buy after she wore it for a night of dancing.

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2018

29

Oct

Charlotte McKinney Pussy Slip for Halloween of the Day

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Your girl Charlotte McKinney, the one with the great big tits that were on Dancing With the Stars before ever being a Star, but polarizing her instagram following, that was based on her great big tits, to be seen as a social media star…leading to a career of her own from that modest beginning of just being a rich girl from florida with massive tits.

That said, she went out for Halloween as Roller Girl, a great costume for any of us who liked Boogie Nights, and really liked Heather Graham in Boogie Nights….and remember all of that amazing Bush…and tits that happened in that movie…it was almost a game changer…

Well, like Boogie Nights, a lot of excess hair happened in Charlotte McKinney’s outfit….this time on Charlotte McKinney’s drunken asshole…that you can see because her thong she’s liberally showing everyone…a thong not wide enough to cover her asshole…in what I guess makes this an asshole slip not a pussy slip and it is wonderful.

This is what Halloween is about.

Charlotte McKinney Pussy Flash Halloween

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2018

29

Oct

Nina Agdal Dog Face Underboob of the Day

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I just googled Nina Agdal because I assumed she was 40 years old, she’s been around for a long time, but maybe I am just distorted on timelines because I don’t have a real grasp of days, years or months..they all sort of blend into each other especially when it comes to tracking some bikini model, who I felt even at the height of her bikini model fame, was not worthy of being a bikini model.

The internet has the effect on people, where that we can step aside from actual status in society, or influence in society, and can feel empowered from our couches to be the opinionated assholes that we are…

So someone like Nina Agdal, didn’t meet my standards, because I felt she looked like she had downs syndrome, allowing me to quietly protest her from my basement apartment and obesity…all thanks to her forehead size.

When she moved from SI Swimsuit to date Leo DiCaprio as his public girlfriend, I assumed she just had dirt on him, because he could do better…but maybe he was into her for a minute, due to his homosexuality, he needs SI and Victoria’s Secret to pick out girls for him to pretend to fuck…it was her second peak, like she was a chain of mountains..with more than one peak..but unlike Irina Shayk, her sex working failed hard and she didn’t get knocked up like Irina did…forcing her back to this model life..bikini model life…in an era filled with way hotter bikini models that are younger…

Anyway, all this to say she’s only 26…which I have a very hard time believing…
I am sure she was 30 a few years ago…maybe someone’s out there changing her WIKIPEDIA page to suit her need to work a few more years due to stupid decisions she’s made.

I guess this is her “working”.

Nina Agdal Pussy Print Red Swimsuit Photoshoot

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2018

29

Oct

Jordyn Jones Bikini Covered in Mud of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a young slut from the internet. She may have mainstream coverage, maybe her mom January Jones and dad Tom Jones put some money behind her Youtube Channel…or hooked her up with meetings with old timers trying to connect with the youth to star in the shitty content they produce. I don’t really know the answer, I just know she exists…is a child dancer…and perverts like her.

She is what I guess is the new generation, you know Cheesy looking, like modern day Disney Kid without the Disney co-sign, even if this one may have the co-sign, I don’t know….I just know they put out cheesy looking instagram content that is all pretty slutty, soft sell slutty, because no one wants to admit they are a full slut, unless they have a Feminist agenda they learned about watching a Youtube Tutorial on women’s study…you know a vague concept of what Feminism is…but at least it comes with slutty.

So everything this generation does is in bikini…and I like bikini and the older I get the more I appreciate anything young in a bikini so long as it is not fat…I do remember a time when I was more discriminatory about bikinis, I’d be like that hot chick is so fucking lame in all that she does I can see through her bullshit and want nothing to do with that…or that chick isn’t as hot as she thinks she is – even in her bikini FUCK HER…

But the older I get, the more disconnected from what is cool and what isn’t cool I get, the more I can appreciate just staring at a half naked body, despite her music being pure fucking junk…because her and everyone else is just low grade clickbait you want to buy the panties of off Craigslist…you sick fuck.

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2018

29

Oct

Jennifer Lopez Instagram Thot in a Bikini of the Day

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The nice thing about watching women age on social media, even women who jack up their faces with shit to stay younger, who spend their days in the gym to stay fit, who have hired the best fitness and diet team to keep her hot, because she’s just that vain, vapid and narcissistic, that instead of throwing in the towel and saying “I am ready to cut the losses, detach from the celebrity, chill out on all the money in all my houses”….but instead screams “they still like me, they still throw money at me, they still care about me, this is the best Menopause Ever”..a menopause she clearly likes to put into a bikini…thanks to proper medical supervision because you know this bitch is like a science experiment trying everything to stay as young as hot as possible…but eventually nature wins and either her insides rot out, and her face ends up manly and weird like most elderly women…you can’t fool all of us, even if she’s been fooling all of us to have this celebrity she’s got all these years…

Well she’s in a bikini, doing the instagram whore, brining hope to all toe 50 year olds out there that they too can be hot sexy bitches half naked like their leader or idol J.Lo.

Garbage.

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2018

29

Oct

Farrah Abraham Pussy Slip of the Day

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Is a pussy slip still considered a pussy slip…when you’ve already seen a dick in the pussy’s host body’s ass….

I do believe…a pussy slip is still a pussy slip…whether on a fake ass that we’ve seen get fucked before it was a fake ass…

When it was just Farrah Abraham, a slutty teen who got knocked up from all her slutty teen sex she had to make up for that vile face…slutty teen sex that got her on TV, in her developmental years, which in and of itself is terrible for someone’s soul, because peaking that young makes it hard to maintain…which I guess for perverts like us worked out all right because instead of her becoming a host on the View..she became a sex worker…..something I encourage all women become…to really matter in the world.

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