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2018

05

Oct

My Natural CBD can be Your Natural CBD of the Day

CBD, Our Knight In Shinning Armor: Pain Re-Leaf (without failing a drug test)

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2018

05

Oct

Barbara Palvin Gets a New Underwear Campaign of the Day

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People still have a hard on for Barbara Palvin, even though Victoria’s Secret fired her and replaced her with a lesbian who dates A-Listers, it’s better for business in this era, as they try their best to get away from being forced by societal pressure to hire a fat chick…because you know it’s coming…

I assume she was fired from Victoria’s Secret for being overweight, but along with losing weight, dating one of the Disney Kids from the Suite Life with Zach and Cody, and still getting naked, who fucking cares…

She’s Hungarian in America…still young, still doing it, and by it, I mean getting half naked, which is really her job, what her existence is based on.

I assume she’ll be back in with VS soon, she’s one of their people, the had her working for them, they trained her, and she even covered up their scandals back when Miranda Kerr was fuckin Bieber despite being married and this one was the patsy…by pretending to fuck Beiber instead. They were the same age at the time…18…

But for now, she’s building up her image and reminding us all that she’s around…still naked-ish…

Catalog pics are the worst, photoshopped, garbage, that I can’t jerk off to, but still naked-ish…and that should be enough for you pervert.

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2018

05

Oct

Dua Lipa Understand Social Media in Lingerie of the Day

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Dua Lipa is some clickbait who got a record deal being clickbait….

You know singing other people’s song, the lesson taught in Social Media 101…

Produce content people are googling or searching on youtube, then rip it off with your tits out, and the follower count will grow and grow and grow….

It’s funny to me that it’s just that easy for some people, yet other people just try so hard to make it on social media.

It’s not like the big brands are that sophisticated, they’ll do anything or buy anything or throw money at anything that has a following…to get a piece of the action witout having to invest in building a audience like they used to do in the past.

Sure quality is going down, you get what you pay for, but at least this trash gets naked enough on her social media, the other kind of clickbait…and at least it’s not a top 10 list…the worst kind of clickbait…

Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2018

05

Oct

Katharine McPhee Slutty Erotica of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is married to or engaged to a 75 year old music legend…because I guess that’s what happens when you have daddy issues and a love of music…you groupie on the people with the most connections and become their little sugar baby, all taken care of and protected by them, and you don’t mind, you used to volunteer and an old folks home, you like the smell of rot and impending death, plus the sex is few and far between…viagra’s not that reliable, so that you can focus on the nice things, like naps, sitting, and doing other lazy things old people do….

Her last husband was way older than her also, bit David Foster old, but still old…because I guess old guys know how to show a gal she’s appreciated….you know old school chivalry the young guys don’t have…Traditional gender roles the way American family values need.

Then again, they’ve had so much tit, especially the really rich guys from LA who run the music industry and know they can have any tit they want, it’s probably hard to manipulate them in, other than offering to be their nurse like the Playboy girls did for Hefner…I mean what’s the benefit of having her around for him, other than someone to change his diapers…

Who knows, but I do remember when her nudes were leaked, icloud hack, and she had pics of her pussy after a labia plasty…I mean that’s a girl who fucks trying to get a designer pussy for this exact reason..to seduce a man to set her up for life..

So really this is Katharine McPhee winning at her goals. Nice to see.

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Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW

2018

05

Oct

Nicole Scherzinger Big Titty Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger may be 75 years old and a man…but she’s got some tits bolted onto her ripped masculine body….that I guess has a lot of muscle memory from the years as a stripper dancer before becoming a mainstream pop stripper inspire act….you know an athlete you want to fuck even though she’s 75 years old and a man…I mean maybe BECAUSE she is 75 years old and a man….people are weird, fetishes are weird, Nicole Scherzinger’s hormones and possibly her genitals are weird…but she’s got tits bolted on which is really all that matters.

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Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2018

05

Oct

Magdalena Frackowiak Ass in a Thong for Fashion of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is the Polish cunt who was fired from Victoria’s Secret, but who you know was an asshole to everyone around her the second she signed the Victoria’s Secret contract, because that’s how these egotistical pieces of shit work…they get the validation of what they always felt they deserved in their souls and turn evil…because they don’t have to play nice or suck up anymore…they have money now…no more sucking dick for rent or dinner…

Luckily it didn’t last very long for this one, like a sex worker sent back to war torn Russia after her mail order bride situation failed, forced to try new tactics…like this.

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2018

05

Oct

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is January Jones’ grand daughter, cuz January Jones is old as fuck, which means that Jordyn Jones doens’t know who her dad is, cuz January Jones is the kind of woman who gets banged out and cummed inside by many rich people at the same time, and doesn’t bother with the paternity test to see who the dad is, but instead collects child support from all of them..clever.

Not that it has anything to do with Jordyn Jones….but these bikini pics for attention do…

Notice her, but don’t sexualize her as she innocently poses her ass out in a thong looking bathing suit, casual right.

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2018

05

Oct

Hana Giraldo Bikini of the Day

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Hana Giraldo is Pat Benatar’s Instagram Thot daughter….because when your mom is rich and famous and you’re raised among entertainers who all think they are important because the world has made them rich as fuck….you have no choice but to grow up into some trashy looking face injected slut for instagram posing with her ass and tits out…it’s almost like they are conditioned to be that instagram whore…

I’m just wondering if her dad is Giraldo, the TV host….

I guess I could google it, but why bother when I already know her is.

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2018

05

Oct

Rat Cow the Sex Working Women’s Rights Activist of the Day

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Rat Cow went to some bullshit protest, because an uneducated set of tits has an opinion on the world and is trying to make a difference, because it’s trendy and a way for her to get into the media for more than just her tits..

Her caption:

Today I was arrested protesting the Supreme Court nomination of Brett Kavanaugh, a man who has been accused by multiple women of sexual assault. Men who hurt women can no longer be placed in positions of power.

Maybe she just wants to show you all the evolution of her face injections…

It is funny to me to see, because she literally went viral at the right time – due to her tits. The relationship between her fame or audience that brands pay to reach on her social media and her tits is LINEAR.

There is no other reason she exists…TITS ONLY….TITS HERE…TITS GET HITS….

So a girl who is a new wave sex worker, from social media, sex working, fighting for the rights of women to be heard, who only is rich because men like tits…is almost disrespectful to her audience.

It’s her saying “I don’t need you guys who make me exist, I’m a feminist, girl power”….not that any of are against feminists or rationalizing your tits as some higher purpose than jsut flashing tits. We encourage it….

But why alienate the audience, and accept that you are just tits…

All this tells me is the extent a girl will go to prove to herself she’s not a whore when she knows she’s a whore…and the only reason she’s a whore is for personal gain…

She will alienate her audience and take a stance no one cares about hearing, cuz they just want to see her tits.

Even women don’t care about what this slut has to say and know she only exists cuz of her tits.

She’s not inspiring, or interesting, or even qualified to protest anything.

I firmly believe that you can’t just spin your storyline, because America has gone down some weird confusing path, cuz you know if it went down another path, and it did when everyone started getting naked, she was up on that…

She worked and shot with accused sex offenders….she didn’t care…but now she cares…get the fuck over yourself you shapeshifting groupie trend following twat and realize that a Ho. Is a Ho. Is a Ho.

That’s the trade she made for fame and fortune when she decided to live her life as a Ho…a deal with the devil or whatever…

So her intellectualizing it, or making it political, or higher purposes,

when she’s go nothing but big tits in our face to say about it, that’s all the public who even know who this low level is….is just her narcissism and ego screaming that she’s more than just tits.

People are fucking crazy. How can she believe she’s anything more than a set of tits, who fucked Affleck and Fincher for a movie gig.

CRAZY. I mean…I guess she’s getting what she wants in terms of media attention, which it is all about when you are clickbait.

Oh and this….

Now her tits – cuz she’s a whore…

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