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2018

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Bros in tank tops, some with man buns, eating Pho talking about smashing girls….are something I like to call a product of the Soy generation…the death of the American Male….or as some people call it the feminization of the American male…

So as the world merges into one confused gender….two of the four bros were talking about how they have had at least one girl they are trying to smash turn out to be lesbians…because young people may be about the whole sex, orgy, college porno hustle….something they weren’t about when I was a young people…but girls who don’t want to fuck a dude will still pretend to be lesbians…so much has changed, but so much has stayed the same…and now…dudes can’t take what they rightfully think they deserve, because they accept all genders and sexualities as long as they aren’t Trump supporters…

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Guess which Whore Has Had Plastic Surgery – THE TRANNY!! THE TRANNY DID!!
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Sluts in Green….Who Likely Have Pussies that are Green
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There was an Axe Body Spray Explosion
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Tiger Shark Face Off
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Elle Fanning at some Bullshit with Cleavage out…
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Hot Girl Shows her Ass at IKEA
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Amber Rose Finger Blasting Herself…
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Funny Dog Hates Being Manhandled
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A Lot of Hot Butts
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Joe Rogan Meets Joe Rogan for the First Time
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Will Smith Performs with Jayden Smith
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Liquid Nitrogen vs Hot Water
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2018

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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There’s nothing better than being offered head from a woman with reverse waist-to-hip ratio, you know her waist bigger than her hips….in her leggings outfit while panhandling outside the grocery store…possibly high on crack…because I know she’ll be affordable…while wondering how many other people have paid her for sex because she’s fucking the opposite of anything even the most horny and desperate man with no taste would want to fuck….it’s more the kind of woman a rich guy who has fucked everything will fuck to have something different…like how leo fucks men….

I guess there’s a lot better than being offered head from a woman with reverse waist-to-hip ratio….even fat girls with tits bigger than your head / or my head…..

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Lindsay Lohan Plastic Face – Amazing Dance
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Ariana Grande’s Mental Case Tattoo
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Hot Slut on a Waterslide
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Katie Price – Hot Cameltoe
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Nipples on the Beach
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I love the Pocket Puppy
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Arianna Grande Being Sexually Assaulted at Arethra Franklin’s Funeral
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Lady Gaga Cleavage in a White Top….
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Nev Schulman Got Shingles After Being a Rapist
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Rocky Barnes White Bikini Slut
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Wild Car Chase
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Blanca Blanco Trashy Photoshoot!
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Some Pretty Girls….
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Emmy Rossum Quits Shameless – Finally – Replace her with Hot Pussy
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People are Made that Elvin from Cosby Show works at Trader Joes
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Dangerous Drivers.
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Invisible LAT Syndrome
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Dude Driving a Wrecked Car
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Kai Gerber – Slutty at an Event…
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Ethan Hawke Knows Superhero Movies are Shit
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Cliff Diving Airplane
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Kaley Cuoco – Horseback Riding Rich Slut
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Kate Beckinsale – Worth a Fuck
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Sarah Hyland Sunburned Slut
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Lady Gaga – Braless and Disgusting
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Bailee Madison Playing with a Dog
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Anna Kendrick Slutty for Cosmo…
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Taylor Swift on a Date
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Dua Lipa Fat Ass in Jeans
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Zendaya Legs
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Public Fuck on the Train
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girl Films Herself Gagging on Dildo – Mom Is That You?
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Hot Naked Reddit Amateur Babe
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2018

Sep

Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip on Stage of the Day

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Nicki Minaj pulled her tit out on stage of her new show….because Nicki Minaj probably feels the lack of interest in her bullshit scam of a life that she’s got going for her…it’s worked out really well, she’s really rich, and her white girl in a black body dreams of being famous and on stage are no longer in her head, or in her acting school she was in when she got recruited…it actually happened…..

I just find it offensive that she’s putting on an act, or a parody, like a comedy performance mocking Lil Kim and other black rappers before this pop trash decided to fully bite them…even get plastic surgery to look like them…

But I am all for a tit being pulled out, even if it’s a nipple pasty that’s black and hard to determine whether it’s a nipple or a pasty cuz she’s black…despite how white she is behind her fake ghetto speak…

She’s garbage…but tits are tits and we must do our part to stare at them

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2018

Sep

Noah Cyrus Scary Face Hard Nipples of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus’s trans brother….less memorable than other Noahs, like Noah’s Ark, and Noah Wiley from ER Fame…but still young and trying to pave the way for ITSELF..using the same tactics Miley Tit…showing her post op / pre op tits with some nipple like she was a girl because she identifies as a girl and knows this is how girls, including her sister, who had the famous dad and Disney hit under her belt, but who only really mattered when the tits came out, and when she basically inspired a generation of young easy to influence girls into getting naked, because the majority of people have limited mental capacity and can only Monkey – See – Monkey – Do shit….because it’s easier to be a follower than a leader…

I don’t know if that’s her hard nipple, but it could be, should be, probably is…and that is all there is to that…

This past weekend, I saw at least 3 Trans people, boys girls or girl boys, it’s a legitimate thing that is actually happening enough for someone like me, who never leaves the house, to see three times in two days….

It’s like the new hippie, and if you’re not into trannies, and hate hippies, far less fun.

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2018

Sep

Bella Thorne Being Mounted By her Lesbian Lover of the Day

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These young people have mastered social media, and manipulating the minds of the young who are allowed on Social Media, because their parents are too busy on social media connecting with their high school crushes, to cheat on their husbands for some nostalgia…thanks facebook for the ability for old people to send nudes to each other…

That said..while the parents are fully robot, screen addicts, their kids are following people they watched on Disney, put together a record label and clothing company, and are buying them….because they feature this Tan Mangeau girl, who is Bella’s lesbian lover and more importantly…is one of her artists on her label…because use each other for views and followers and become too powerful to knock down.

It’s weird, but girls mounting girls is always fun to look at.

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2018

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is bringing it…High School Musical girl got some titties on…and I am a fan, possibly because I’ve seen her leaked nudes back in 2007, before it was a thing, back when you had to beg girls to get naked, before they were just posting that shit on Reddit Gone Wild all day…then again in 2011…making her an innovator, which is pretty much the opposite of what these pop culture icons are meant to be..candy coated vapid dog shit created by a billion dollar brand…who have no souls…but who I guess like being naked on camera because they can’t be naked in their Disney Contracts…

Her tits look bigger than they used to be, I guess that happens, and I guess bikini social media content is as lovely as it has always been, even if social media rapes our souls, like they were execs at Disney putting together their plan for High School Musical…

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2018

Sep

Sofia Richie Big Hard Nipples of the Day

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Sofia Richie has been out in a bikini, doing that whole bootleg Kardashian thing…you know being the tits that the Baby Daddy of one of the Kardashians cums on….

She recently celebrated a birthday – where Lionel made an appearance on her feed, you know the proud dad that is just glad he’s rich as fuck and that his lazy spoiled cunt daughter can go off to be on reality shows, with old pervert rich dudes, instead of being a hooker or escort like the sluts who aren’t born to Lionel Richie have to do…

Point being…she’s got good tits, but is too rich to be a sex worker, but not too rich to be a whore and that’s what makes this era of social media so exciting.

That’s all I gotta say about that.

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2018

Sep

Kelly Brook Big Fat Tits Topless of the Day

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Kelly Brook is a fat titty model who was…always fat…..but with fat comes tits.

She used to starve herself before shoots so that she didn’t look so fat…but who has thrown that strategy in the trash because all the fat models are making it…and it’s easier to not starve yourself.

Not to mention she’s in her 40s, or near 40, and looks 40….so why bother trying to trick the system….just fucking be who you are and hope that America embraces you for another movie role you want so bad…because despite being rich from Titty Modeling, you believe there is more to life…but there isn’t, not when you have tits like this…

So here she is rocking them mom tits….even though she’s not a mom, but like they are milk filled and she’s at the mall trying to pull them out ever chance she gets to get men to look at her sexually again, now that her husband doesn’t…

I don’t know if she’s pregnant again, maybe she’s not too old to be pregnant, but I do remember when she once announced being pregnant only to claim Miscarriage before running to America to make it as an actress but never did, because I remember all the very important Kelly Brook facts like when she miscarried…or when she carried her big fucking tits you’d think would be a liability, heavy as fuck, but that instead made her exist…as tits tend to do. Thanks tits.

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2018

Sep

Katharine McPhee Bikini Eel Erotica of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is used to slimy and disgusting things touching her….she is either engaged or married to a 70 year old with an aggressive viagra prescription and a lot of money…who you know is a slimy and disgusting thing…you just can’t fuck women for 50 years like a rich guy fucks women….and not be slimy and disgusting…not to mention..he was married to a Hadid, which in and of itself destroys genitals…but more importantly…if you ever walk into an old folks home, that smell of piss and shit and death and rot….is pretty much what this bitch faces every time she gives her man a rim job…

SO….eels aint a fucking thing…if anything…Japanese Eel porn you’ve all seen is far more attractive than what her actual typical sex looks like…so here she is coming at you with new fetishes as she does on the regular…cuz she’s weird.

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2018

Sep

Jessica Biel Bunk Bikini Body of the Day

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Jessica Biel has a netflix show that has at least one terribly awkward sex scene….

I put on this show to see what the Seventh Heaven one hit wonder, who cleverly connected to her Justin Timberlake fan club, and made the sucker marry her, before getting comfortable enough in their relationship to head back out there to work as the actor she always wanted to be….

It was fucking garbage, I had to turn it off, even after seeing her grab a cock over boxers..but it’s safe to say that this inappropriate, showing us that she’s still fit and works out because that’s what rich wives do, trying to generate some buzz around her….is her free ad for the show…

I couldn’t tell you what the show is about, and this is no way a free ad or promotion for that show….but I guess it is….

She has a lot of fans, a lot of old pervert fans, who like the woman Timberlake pretends is a man when he fucks her up the ass, like she was him, and he was the pedo producer who put N’Sync together…all these victims of abuse….reliving their abuse on their groupie they married broad shoulders…

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