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2018

31

Aug

Selena Gomez New Big Tits and New Face of the Day

It’s fascinating how a new kidney allows a bitch to go through puberty finally in her life…

I guess she had a fucked up kidney from her mother who coddled her and exploited her to the people…how else does a Texas premature looking kid become a huge star..there’s a psycho mother behind them opening the doors and pushing for it…I’m thinking the LUPUS isn’t even real, it was just side effects of the poison her mom gave her to stunt her growth…

Because all of a sudden girl harvests a Kidney from a groupie fame whore trying to be famous girl who lived in her house – who coincidentally was a match….and her tits grow 5 sizes….

I’m no scientist…but it’s worth investigating….Not to mention she’s got a new face too, I mean sure it could be injections, surgeries, make her look more like a porn slut cuz Bieber doesn’t want her anymore….I mean all the girls are doing this to themselves…

But there’s no fun in that….I want scandal, Mommy Dead and Dearest storylines…not Selena always wanted tits and is rich so she got them between rehab visits cuz she’s broken on all fronts…

I actually don’t care either way, but you know what I mean…storylines make tits more interesting, but the tits in and of themselves are still worth staring at.

Here are the new tits in action

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2018

31

Aug

Nina Agdal Tits Ready for Burning Man of the Day

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Nina Agdal is a full retard. Like full downs syndrome….but she pretends she’s not, even though she clearly looks like she is, and you can try to hide that retardness, but you can’t fool us all…clever retard..

You may remember her as the first Sports Illustrated model with Downs Syndrome….who never advertised her handicap because she’s handicapable…she went on to be Leo’s first Downs Syndrome girlfriend because rich people are fucking weird and when hot pussy is thrown their way enough – they need variety – it’s the spice of life…

Well she got dumped, because no one wants to marry a retard gold digging opportunist slut, and has gone onto other rich guys who like the idea of a retard swim model…and now she’s at Burning Man…a total burner dude..

I have opinions of how lame or terrifying and uninteresting something like Burning man is to me…it’s the worst sort of nightmare..being in the desert camping with a bunch fucking rich assholes trying to find spirituality half naked….a creative hub for rich people who lack creativity or vision…an excuse to do psychedelics…just a sci/fi movie I want nothing to do with…..

But I am sure people have fun, people who go talk about it all the time, I’m more into being in the desert alone than with 20,000 rich people and instagram sluts.

It’s nice to see in their fake hippie, fake community, soon to brand sponsored shit…they are so inclusive and accepting they make it accessible for retards like Nina Agdal…the full retard….

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2018

31

Aug

Lena Dunham Obesity Nudes of the Day

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Dude…

This is the second time the now man Lena Dunham has made me fucking gag with her smut that for some reason doesn’t get her deleted off social media for being offensive, pornographic and most importantly fucking DISGUSTING.

I don’t know how some fat rich girl who journaled ended up being a celebrity in her own right, with an opinion people actual care to listen to or get inspired by, when everyone with a brain can just fuck see her for the fat chick she is….

I don’t know why people agreed to let the fat exhibitionist, who clearly is missing a few things beyond just her uterus…in terms of her mental capacity….the flasher who people cheer on who keeps flasing…

But I do know that her fucking naked, on her show or in life now that there is no show, is fucking vile…and should not be celebrated, and should be covered up…we have standards to uphold and just because you can get naked, or don’t mind exploiting yourself, because you get off on it, since you don’t have to look at it, doesn’t mean it’s decent behavior…

Everyone in the world has the capabilities of being naked, but not all of us do it because we know we are gross..

Not to mention, how is this any different than a dude pulling his dick out in a hotel room for people to see…is it cuz it’s for her followers, her self expression, I didn’t consent to this…so I call it rape.

Not to mention she’s more man than woman, so this is clearly just an example of toxic masculinity trying to rape us all..

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2018

31

Aug

Rita Ora Topless of the Day

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Rita Ora can’t stop – won’t stop – any chance she gets to be topless…

Early in her career it was for the execs and people who could get her ahead…who while sucking their dick or fucking them with her tits would buy into her pop career in a “that sounds good let’s do it” cuz men are fucking pigs distracted by tits and willing to launch careers after being blinded by tits…

Now she does it for the fans, to stay relevant and noticed, because she keeps getting older, time is running out, but the tits, they seem to maintain their impact…so why not use them for all they are worth…right…

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2018

31

Aug

Olga De Mar Naked for Titty Magazine of the Day

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Olga De Mar is pretty fucking amazing….

I don’t know if I’ve ever heard of her, and didn’t bother looking to see if I’ve written about her being a nude Eastern European sex worker trying to get ahead and some of that A-List cock by being a hot bitch willing to get naked to get noticed…because I am sure I did….I probably also said Russian women have no souls…I am repetitive…

Instead – I pulled her bio:

Olga De Mar was born in Latvia and was involved in different kinds of sport from the young age, enrolled by her mother in fitness industry before taking an interest in modeling. After long years of traveling between Paris, Milan, London,NY and South Africa. She took a leap of faith and moved to Italy to model full-time. She worked with the best photographers and gained a lot of working experience, has been blessed to meet some very special and unique people who have helped her along the way and pushed her to be the best person she can be. Olga is full of energy in love with sport and in love with her job.

Nice to have a little backstory for the nude tennis shoot, for a tennis fetishists like myself, with an amazingly hot blonde bitch just out there trying to make it as anything but a cam girl who pisses in a basement of a communist apartment building in her home town….

Living the dream….and I’m sure when looking like this…her life is pretty luxurious and filled with rich dudes.

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2018

31

Aug

Lady Gaga Sloppy Hard Nipples of the Day

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There is something about tits that look like they have mothered countless children…and breast fed them all until they were 12….and that something is that they are fucking gross to look at – hard nippled or not…

I do not like a tit that separates at a chest and aims to the ground, unless I am fucking a senior citizen at a discount price, but that’s just cuz I have no standards really…

Lady Gaga has been ugly her entire career, she’s made a career off being ugly, the freak, the weirdo, the whatever lie they created to sell songs…

And now, still ugly, she gets to be the non-mom-with-mom-tits…a tittle fat chicks have had for years….

It’s just an example of how diverse she is in her performing and how capable she is of taking on exciting new roles as they get thrown her sloppy tit way, like they were a sloppy tit on a trampoline…just just fucking spilling out everywhere.

If you like this, you’re fucked up.

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2018

31

Aug

Madelaine Petsch Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch the hot face injected redhead with a good body from Riverdale is out in the gym, getting ready to get back on the hottest show on TV, that despite being on TV, something no one watches, is still enough to get them famous and relevant because I guess the CW makes it streamable…you know find your damn fans where your damn fans are and it’s clearly social media because that’s all these little self involved cunt narcissists seem to know or care about.

She’s the hot one on the show, South African white girl with an American Accent, bringing the red pubic hair I assume she shaves off or has had lasered despite a nice natural redheaded bush being a magical thing – when it is this kind of redhead not that bright orange ginger shit that gives nightmares…

She’s got a hot body, and she’s letting you in on her making it hot, nice to see in a world of fat.

I like it.

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2018

31

Aug

Kara Del Toro Erotica of the Day

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I still don’t know who Kara Del Toro is…

But I know she’s got the right idea – in terms of what matters in the world and what kind of content is needed to be produced on an iphone for social media – content that is very pornographic in sex poses – but not pornographic enough to turn off the brands that hire her as an infleucner…

She’s got the tits out in a bikini on all fours…masterful…academy award worthy probably because it gets more views than any MTV show…

We are simplistic people and I am reminded of that daily.

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Posted in:Kara Del Toro|SFW

2018

31

Aug

J.Lo Slutty of the Day

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I wonder if J.Lo is suffering from early onslaught dementia…or if she’s just crazy…or maybe it’s just ego and a fear of getting old…doing whatever she can to stay youthful, appealing, attractive, fit all while pretending to not be old, despite being old.

There is no such thing as aging gracefully in a world of vain cunts and botox fillers…it’s like these women can keep the lie going for a long fucking time despite having all the money to sit back and let other bitches in on the action….

It’s the stripper bound for the day shift still working the night shift…

I don’t get it, but maybe it’s cuz I am lazy and find pleasure in staring at the wall, not proving myself to millions of people that I have an ass worth fucking…on stage whilst dancing.

Maybe I am the one with the fucked up priorities.

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2018

31

Aug

Ali Larter Pussy Print of the Day

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Earlier in the week – Ali Larter – from Whipped Cream Bikini fame – and pretty much only from Whipped Cream Bikini fame…an actress who has only done one movie but the paparazzi still notice her fame….was in an actual bikini and when you’re known for one thing…whipped cream bikini things…you gotta commit to it…and for the rest of your life just wear damn whipped cream to the beach not actual bikinis…that’s just crazy and disrespectful to her fans…that I assume may exist.

Ali Larter Tits and Pussy Print Wet Black Bikini

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