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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2018

Aug

Alexis Ren Mickey Mouse Slut of the Day

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Alexis Ren posted up slutty Disney pics because she’s a slut and capable of sexualizing everything sacred in America in efforts to perpetuate her slut celebrity from being a travel slut that does nothing but hang out in a bikini while dudes around her do action and adventure stunts…in the new Feminism that’s not much different off old feminism which is if you’re hot…dudes will make you and themselves money with your tits.

That said…she’s got a fucking ton of followers, yet has never really done anything and that in and of itself is amazing…but not as amazing as how she angled herself to be able to ear so much money with that fanbase…but instead of doing something of substance she just kept showing off her fake tits and slutty poses…which is ok…but there’s a way to polarize this shit and really manipulate the world…I expect more strategy behind this…

She also posted this pic of her fake tits,

saying her number one insecurity is her big forehead, not her joker mouth or her bolt on tits, but her forehead….and asking her fans their insecurities and people engaged in her content discussing all their insecurities…

Like freshly 18 @E.Den….who said her “hips in my hips, small lips, skinny legs and arms and small butt”….

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2018

Aug

Tennis Player Takes Off her Shirt at US OPen of the Day

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The USA open is being attacked by the Women’s Tennis Association for being misogynistic patriarchy – as they have always been – hence the inception of the WTA to get women tennis players paid fairly – instead of being used as the fluffers to entertain the audience before the men played….you know with their grunts and panty flashes…all white and high class sluts….

This Tennis player Alize Cornet changed her shirt during a break….because she’s an exhibitionist slut…and she got a Violation….

Alize Cornet didn’t know better, she is from France and topless is how she is used to playing….

She got the violation – because the uptight Umpire didn’t know the rules…which are that women can take their shirt off wherever they damn well please…because they are women..

Point of the story, french people are so slutty.

Posted in:SFW|Sports

2018

Aug

Phoebe Price and her friend Marcela Iglesias are Legends of the Day

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Phoebe Price and her friend Marcela Iglesias are fun, crazy, obscure but totally fucking interesting to me…I like to think of them as legends in the making, history before our eyes, the world hasn’t full embraced them but they will…

It’s also a story of never giving up, that the new generation isn’t the only generation, and that reality stars don’t even need to be on reality shows to maintain or exist…

It’s a story of just coming up with silly stunts for the paparzzi, wearing sexy costumes like it is halloween, acting silly….to remind us all that celebrity is a fucking joke…

These people and their sisterhood of getting the paparazzi to take pics of them, remind us everyday that celebrity is ridiculous and that anyone can have their own piece of the action…

It’s old school, maybe dated, but it’s pre social media tactics that remind us all of a better time…the best time…and Phoebe Price…is that.

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2018

Aug

Tess Holdiay is a Fat Chick Health Risk From Going Mainstream of the Day

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Piers Morgan, Trump’s good friend and Celebrity Apprentice, tabloid executive turned Larry King, turned sent back to the UK..posted up a picture of a very fat, like exremely fat Tess Holiday, a plus sized monster I try to NEVER post about because she’s got zero appealing about her, unless you’re into burlesque or nerdy sci/fi fantasy shit and you’ve always wanted to fuck a dragon, a reference I am making because the weird skinny nerd dudes who LARP are always the dudes with girlfriends this size….and her vintage tattoos scream that Betty Paige shit, thinking that she was chubby so this is just modern chubby, while anyone with a brain or eyes sees that it’s fucking dangerous…this is SO fucking unhealthy fat…to celebrate her in anyway is a fucking health risk in and of itself…there is no way this girl is not going to die premature and doesn’t already have disease…it’s sick.

But instead of defending health…Cosmo follows the trend of body positivity and posts her on the cover for all their fat readers…trying to break ground and break social norms and be inclusive cuz it’s relevant…

When it’s so fucking negative….but everyone is too scared to say “yo fatty shut the fuck up and work the fuck out and come back when you’re not fucking half dead”…..

Sure she’s a weird fetish, keep her as that, feeder fucks…don’t give her mainstream coverage..

That said, Piers Morgan stood up to the media loving the fat chicks and said:

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“As Britain battles an ever-worsening obesity crisis, this is the new cover of Cosmo.
Apparently we’re supposed to view it as a ‘huge step forward for body positivity.’ What a load of old baloney.
This cover is just as dangerous & misguided as celebrating size zero models.”

To which I siad…

A load of baloney this monster will likely eat all of…and still want more…

Cuz I am funny..SEE …..

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2018

Aug

Sex in the Car and Other Videos of the Day

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Homeless Vagina Flash…

Cat Fight Ends with Pussy Bite

Guy Gets Knocked Out by Horse Good.

Woman Stabbed in Neck with Kebab Stick

Crazy Take Off

Dude Jumps Through Cop Car

Avoiding a Train Ticket the Right Way

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2018

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world is so cluttered with nonsense people think is important…

Like all this news of Arethra Franklin’s funeral outfit changes….and McCain’s funeral….and American politics the Reality Show…fake news, all the shit that people on facebook seem to love to gossip and chat about and that I can’t be bothered with….

It has really taken away from people posting up videos and photos of them having sex…and getting naked…

I mean I am a voyeur…you know the pervert climbing up fire escapes and hiding in closets to watch a good fuck….and the internet made all that so much fucking easier…but it seems like everyone is just talking about Trump and other bullshit…making me hate them when they get naked.

You see the nudity quotient is at an all time high, something you’d think a Voyeur would like…but it’s padded with all this “opinion”….

When you climb a fire escape and watch a bitch you followed home shower….you don’t need to know her likes and dislikes, her hopes and dreams, her literal dream she had last night, her hobbies, her thoughts on anything…..you just scale back on all that and stare at her cunt while jerking off hoping to not get caught…

But now I am bombarded with their nonsense, making every half naked slut feel like a woman I’ve been married to for 20 years too long…where her nakedness is no longer exhileratting because it comes with a person I hate….

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Tennis Player Took off her Shirt During US Open
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Maria Fernanda Mora Attacks a Fan
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Nude Photography of the Day
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Watch a Rich Person’s Ship Get Built
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Amazon is too Scared to Release Woody Allen’s New Movie Cuz He’s Accused Predator and they are Pussies
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Girls with Tight Pony Tails of the Day
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Emma Stone is Garbage
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Drunk Driver Collision
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2018

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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We are going into Labour Day weekend, not that any of us have jobs, but it’s a time to reflect on the end of the summer, and the beginning of the fall, which means girls…no longer dressed slutty for those of us in cold places….unless they are the kind of girls who risk the elements for slutty fashions…hard nipples everywhere..but the masses are going to be sweatered up….always a sad fucking time….and when I am sad…I reflect….and when I reflect…I think of all the fucking perverts in my life…and not all of them were men…in fact most of them were women…normal women…who would masturbate all the fucking time, more than any dude does, who would fuck all the time, more than any dude does, but who would always act like dudes were the predators…when they were the ones who couldn’t control their damn cunts when they needed to get off….

Are these women cam girls and half naked seductresses cuz we are the perverts, or is it cuz they are the perverts, we’re not the ones dressing them to be half naked sluts, they are dressing their damn selves because they are fucking perverts…..

I guess that only has to do with Labour Day, because these perverts are thee same perverts letting dudes cum in them, in order to make babies and eventually live up to Labour day….

It has nothing to do with anything….as most of what I do is just a confused fucking blur….especially when I am mad about no more short shorts or bra-less tops in the park….sad days ahead motherfuckers…sad fucking days.

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Reporter Gets Fondled the Way Her Tits Were Meant to be Treated
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Slut Exposer Goes to Prison
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Val Kilmer Looks Terrifying for Top Gun 2
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Slut Cunt Sofia Richie in a Bikini for Attention
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Gravy Wrestling Championships
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Ariel Winter Big Fat Tits
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Blowing out a Loaded Candle…that Cums on your Tits.
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Hailey Baldwin is a Jesus Freak Masculine Looking SLut
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Two Person Scooter Fail
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Computer Generated Dance
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Latest Rapist You’d Expect to be a Rapist
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Vanessa Hudgens Slut Legs
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Topless in the Ocean the Way God Intended It
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Man Taken Out by Ladder
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Icelandic Slut you Want to Fuck
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How did this asshole get a kids show
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Vape Pens RUin Lives
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Holly Madison on the Beach WTF
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Paris Jackson at some MJackson Event
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Old Hag Katie Holmes and her Sloppy Tits
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Joanna Krupa – Russian Wife from Poland
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Lottie Moss at a Premiere
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Sara Sampaio’s at a Premiere
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Laura Vandervoot Fucking Seth Macfarlene
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Stella Maxwell for Some Shit
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Audrina Patridge Moving in Shorts….
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Ariana Grande is a Fucking Midget
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Disturbing 1990s Looking AMateur White Trash Sex Party
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Dude Drinks a Beer off a Girl’s Pussy….
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Street Fight Pussy Eating….
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Big TITTY AMATEUR and her New Big Titty Bikini – Finger Bang…
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Tiny Teen VS Massive Cock
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Monster Big Fetish Titty Smacking…..
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You Need a Rain Jacket to Hang with this bitch
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Greek Slut You Wanna Fuck
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Big Tits Doing Yoga
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Slut and her Tan Lines
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Shaved Slut on ALl Fours
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Massive Dildos
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Two Naked Hot Chicks
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Hot Slutty Cam Girl in a Dumb Fucking Outfit
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2018

Aug

Madonna Bush Selfie of the Day

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Madonna Pubes

I am not against pubes, I fucking love pubes, I am a big fan of pubes, I am an advocate or ambassador of pubes. I celebrate bush, length and thickness of bush, the bigger the better, the fullehe better, the longer the better….it’s like a panty pillow to nestle up into and cuddle…it’s warm, it’s safe, it’s home….it’s a fashion accessory that can be coiffed and maintained however you want…it can be decorative…or it can be rustic and backwoods….it can be adventurous or it can be elegant…there is just so much to the bush…the vagina hat…the protector of the vagina…the furry seas you need to part to get into the golden pink palace of clit and lips…

I just against Madonna’s zombie body..at 60…being out there half naked.

It’s a nightmare, horror movies were written with less inspirational imagery….

THERE IS NO NEED FOR HER TO BE POSTING THIS..ALL HER FANS ARE QUEER AND DON’T NEED ANY OF THIS…..PUT IT THE FUCK AWAY….

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2018

Aug

Amber Rose Finger Poppin in the Mirror of the Day

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Amber Rose Naked on a Mirror

Amber Rose is s Sex Work, was a sex worker, that is how she got herself fucked and knocked up by all the rappers. You know she worked her big tits and sex worker ways and just maintained a high profile clientele and it allowed her to exist as a celebrity in her own right.

Sure she’s not a huge celebrity, but she gets paid appearance fees, gets brand deals and makes good child support money – so if you’re gonna take your stripping career anywhere, follow her lead…go for an A-List crowd that likes strippers and doesn’t find them vile trash they can’t bring out with them, but rather see them as the hot girl all the dudes want to fuck…

I am not the kind of guy who would ever marry a stripper, there’s too much mental health issues around those kinds of women, I do not think it’s status or anything amazing, it’s gutter, it’s easy, it’s not even creative or exciting…

I am the kind of guy who likes stripclubs, watching strippers, maybe grabbing a tit, or paying to get my dick sucked by one….but I have no interest in having them around me, in my house, none of that….

Not that strippers want that, but you get what I am saying, that is keep a whore in her whore environment, otherwise they end up with money, being activists, doing this shit like masturbating on a mirror to pretend to encourage women to understand their bodies, to learn how a pussy work, to cum like a teen girl in self discovery….because not enough women have jerked off in front of a mirror or phone set on selfie mode..

While really it’s just strategy to post on all fours hovering over a full length mirror…when no one really needs an excuse for that…all bitches out there…follow this one’s lead…fingerblast yourself together….to a hashtag…the world needs selfies to go down this road….and by the world I mean me..cuz I’m a pervert.

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2018

Aug

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl in a Bikini of the Day

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I guess today is a post on finding as many plus sized models living their fattest life because it gets them paid really well since fat women, who are the norm, need fat chicks to sell product to them, rather than have skinny chicks tell them to get off their fat asses, because fat shouldn’t be the damn norm…so they should get that burger and chips and cake and chocolate out of their damn mouths and start fucking walking…their organs, health, longevity will thank them….but their pharmacist will be mad they won’t have chronic diseases to pay up every month to stay alive….

It’s the world we live in…

So here’s Iskra, the UK fat chick, who I am convinced was a “skinny” chick trying to make it as a model but rejected because she was not all that eventful, and because she’s wasn’t skinny enough, so she said fuck it, started eating, did the plus sized thing, and is just in fat face – like black face…

Eventually, she’ll get fit again, and have all her followers, and maybe inspire them to get fit, rather than to just complacently accept being fat, and celebrate it..maybe become a Suzanne Somers, Susan Powers…or some other bitch named Susan to get fat people off their asses and less fat..

While that concept brews, she’s still got more to make with her fat life, so here she is confident in a fat bikini as these fat people now do….knowing at least one black guy will jerk off to this.

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