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2018

31

Aug

Lady Gaga Sloppy Hard Nipples of the Day

There is something about tits that look like they have mothered countless children…and breast fed them all until they were 12….and that something is that they are fucking gross to look at – hard nippled or not…

I do not like a tit that separates at a chest and aims to the ground, unless I am fucking a senior citizen at a discount price, but that’s just cuz I have no standards really…

Lady Gaga has been ugly her entire career, she’s made a career off being ugly, the freak, the weirdo, the whatever lie they created to sell songs…

And now, still ugly, she gets to be the non-mom-with-mom-tits…a tittle fat chicks have had for years….

It’s just an example of how diverse she is in her performing and how capable she is of taking on exciting new roles as they get thrown her sloppy tit way, like they were a sloppy tit on a trampoline…just just fucking spilling out everywhere.

If you like this, you’re fucked up.

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2018

31

Aug

Madelaine Petsch Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch the hot face injected redhead with a good body from Riverdale is out in the gym, getting ready to get back on the hottest show on TV, that despite being on TV, something no one watches, is still enough to get them famous and relevant because I guess the CW makes it streamable…you know find your damn fans where your damn fans are and it’s clearly social media because that’s all these little self involved cunt narcissists seem to know or care about.

She’s the hot one on the show, South African white girl with an American Accent, bringing the red pubic hair I assume she shaves off or has had lasered despite a nice natural redheaded bush being a magical thing – when it is this kind of redhead not that bright orange ginger shit that gives nightmares…

She’s got a hot body, and she’s letting you in on her making it hot, nice to see in a world of fat.

I like it.

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2018

31

Aug

Kara Del Toro Erotica of the Day

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I still don’t know who Kara Del Toro is…

But I know she’s got the right idea – in terms of what matters in the world and what kind of content is needed to be produced on an iphone for social media – content that is very pornographic in sex poses – but not pornographic enough to turn off the brands that hire her as an infleucner…

She’s got the tits out in a bikini on all fours…masterful…academy award worthy probably because it gets more views than any MTV show…

We are simplistic people and I am reminded of that daily.

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Posted in:Kara Del Toro|SFW

2018

31

Aug

J.Lo Slutty of the Day

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I wonder if J.Lo is suffering from early onslaught dementia…or if she’s just crazy…or maybe it’s just ego and a fear of getting old…doing whatever she can to stay youthful, appealing, attractive, fit all while pretending to not be old, despite being old.

There is no such thing as aging gracefully in a world of vain cunts and botox fillers…it’s like these women can keep the lie going for a long fucking time despite having all the money to sit back and let other bitches in on the action….

It’s the stripper bound for the day shift still working the night shift…

I don’t get it, but maybe it’s cuz I am lazy and find pleasure in staring at the wall, not proving myself to millions of people that I have an ass worth fucking…on stage whilst dancing.

Maybe I am the one with the fucked up priorities.

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2018

31

Aug

Ali Larter Pussy Print of the Day

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Earlier in the week – Ali Larter – from Whipped Cream Bikini fame – and pretty much only from Whipped Cream Bikini fame…an actress who has only done one movie but the paparazzi still notice her fame….was in an actual bikini and when you’re known for one thing…whipped cream bikini things…you gotta commit to it…and for the rest of your life just wear damn whipped cream to the beach not actual bikinis…that’s just crazy and disrespectful to her fans…that I assume may exist.

Ali Larter Tits and Pussy Print Wet Black Bikini

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2018

31

Aug

Alexis Ren Mickey Mouse Slut of the Day

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Alexis Ren posted up slutty Disney pics because she’s a slut and capable of sexualizing everything sacred in America in efforts to perpetuate her slut celebrity from being a travel slut that does nothing but hang out in a bikini while dudes around her do action and adventure stunts…in the new Feminism that’s not much different off old feminism which is if you’re hot…dudes will make you and themselves money with your tits.

That said…she’s got a fucking ton of followers, yet has never really done anything and that in and of itself is amazing…but not as amazing as how she angled herself to be able to ear so much money with that fanbase…but instead of doing something of substance she just kept showing off her fake tits and slutty poses…which is ok…but there’s a way to polarize this shit and really manipulate the world…I expect more strategy behind this…

She also posted this pic of her fake tits,

saying her number one insecurity is her big forehead, not her joker mouth or her bolt on tits, but her forehead….and asking her fans their insecurities and people engaged in her content discussing all their insecurities…

Like freshly 18 @E.Den….who said her “hips in my hips, small lips, skinny legs and arms and small butt”….

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2018

31

Aug

Tennis Player Takes Off her Shirt at US OPen of the Day

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The USA open is being attacked by the Women’s Tennis Association for being misogynistic patriarchy – as they have always been – hence the inception of the WTA to get women tennis players paid fairly – instead of being used as the fluffers to entertain the audience before the men played….you know with their grunts and panty flashes…all white and high class sluts….

This Tennis player Alize Cornet changed her shirt during a break….because she’s an exhibitionist slut…and she got a Violation….

Alize Cornet didn’t know better, she is from France and topless is how she is used to playing….

She got the violation – because the uptight Umpire didn’t know the rules…which are that women can take their shirt off wherever they damn well please…because they are women..

Point of the story, french people are so slutty.

Posted in:SFW|Sports

2018

31

Aug

Phoebe Price and her friend Marcela Iglesias are Legends of the Day

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Phoebe Price and her friend Marcela Iglesias are fun, crazy, obscure but totally fucking interesting to me…I like to think of them as legends in the making, history before our eyes, the world hasn’t full embraced them but they will…

It’s also a story of never giving up, that the new generation isn’t the only generation, and that reality stars don’t even need to be on reality shows to maintain or exist…

It’s a story of just coming up with silly stunts for the paparzzi, wearing sexy costumes like it is halloween, acting silly….to remind us all that celebrity is a fucking joke…

These people and their sisterhood of getting the paparazzi to take pics of them, remind us everyday that celebrity is ridiculous and that anyone can have their own piece of the action…

It’s old school, maybe dated, but it’s pre social media tactics that remind us all of a better time…the best time…and Phoebe Price…is that.

Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW

2018

31

Aug

Tess Holdiay is a Fat Chick Health Risk From Going Mainstream of the Day

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Piers Morgan, Trump’s good friend and Celebrity Apprentice, tabloid executive turned Larry King, turned sent back to the UK..posted up a picture of a very fat, like exremely fat Tess Holiday, a plus sized monster I try to NEVER post about because she’s got zero appealing about her, unless you’re into burlesque or nerdy sci/fi fantasy shit and you’ve always wanted to fuck a dragon, a reference I am making because the weird skinny nerd dudes who LARP are always the dudes with girlfriends this size….and her vintage tattoos scream that Betty Paige shit, thinking that she was chubby so this is just modern chubby, while anyone with a brain or eyes sees that it’s fucking dangerous…this is SO fucking unhealthy fat…to celebrate her in anyway is a fucking health risk in and of itself…there is no way this girl is not going to die premature and doesn’t already have disease…it’s sick.

But instead of defending health…Cosmo follows the trend of body positivity and posts her on the cover for all their fat readers…trying to break ground and break social norms and be inclusive cuz it’s relevant…

When it’s so fucking negative….but everyone is too scared to say “yo fatty shut the fuck up and work the fuck out and come back when you’re not fucking half dead”…..

Sure she’s a weird fetish, keep her as that, feeder fucks…don’t give her mainstream coverage..

That said, Piers Morgan stood up to the media loving the fat chicks and said:

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“As Britain battles an ever-worsening obesity crisis, this is the new cover of Cosmo.
Apparently we’re supposed to view it as a ‘huge step forward for body positivity.’ What a load of old baloney.
This cover is just as dangerous & misguided as celebrating size zero models.”

To which I siad…

A load of baloney this monster will likely eat all of…and still want more…

Cuz I am funny..SEE …..

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS|Tess Holiday

2018

31

Aug